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Messages - Doktor Howl

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My crew and I were just bullshitting at lunchtime about how we'd like to go when it's time.

Larry (not FA, the new guy):  "I want to smother under the Swedish Bikini Team."

Tim:  "Face down in a pile of cocaine, if I have my druthers."

Me:  "I don't care how I die, as long as it's in a manner that makes everyone who hears about it feel all BAD and sick inside whenever it's brought up."

Them:  *stare*

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High Weirdness / Re: The Annals Of Improbable Research
« on: Today at 06:07:31 pm »
It was explained to me today that low-volting a motor won't burn it up, it will just "make it go slower".

I kinda had one of those Mesozoic Nigel grins going on, and the fact that anyone got out alive is a testament to my kind & peaceful nature.

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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: Volunteer Thread
« on: Today at 05:59:45 pm »

 :lulz:

I think we will have to agree to disagree.

I knew it.  You're a Goddamn Taylor Swift sympathizer.
I only support Taylor Swift because she never obeyed any of my orders!
Granted, maybe I shouldn't have sobbed them into my pillow, but she should know what I think! What kind of relationship would we have if she can't even read my mind all the time?!

 :lulz:

Stealing that.  Like a boss.

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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: Volunteer Thread
« on: Today at 05:51:22 pm »

 :lulz:

I think we will have to agree to disagree.

I knew it.  You're a Goddamn Taylor Swift sympathizer.

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and also FUCK HOLIDAYS.

Only in the West could we take the idea of a day off and turn it into 60 days of horrible stress.

Do you part, Nigel...Pimp slap a Salvation Army Santa today.

I don't even celebrate Christmas, so I mostly ignore that. But the way school is scheduled around Thanksgiving sucks, because I can't even use the day off to get homework done. I'm just fucked.

Thanksgiving is a time of trial for me.  We go to my parent's house for Thanksgiving, mostly on account of my dad.

My mother sits there and tells my wife embarrassing stories about my childhood.  This stopped being funny when I was 18.  Wait, no, it was never funny.  My wife spends the whole meal cringing and trying to change the subject.  I go home mad.

It's the holidays.

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http://livingtraditionally.com/wisdom-teeth-dental-scam-need-wisdom-teeth-1/

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In the 1900s, Dr. Weston A. Price did extensive research on the connection between oral health and diseases. He discovered native tribes, with their traditional diets, that were almost 100 percent free of tooth decay. He came to the conclusion that dental and overall health lie in nutrition. Fortunately, this discovery is practiced by holistic dentists nowadays whom understand that when you supply enough nutrients to the jaw bone during its development, all 32 teeth will have proper space in your mouth without crowding. This means that proper nutrition is the key behind trouble free wisdom teeth.

I want to do something bad now.

I think I will go give Mike a long, meaningful, and suggestive stare.

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and also FUCK HOLIDAYS.

Only in the West could we take the idea of a day off and turn it into 60 days of horrible stress.

Do you part, Nigel...Pimp slap a Salvation Army Santa today.

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Yanno, I'm a really busy guy, by which I mean there are endless things that keep me away from the house.

Or would, if I didn't FORCE time for Jenn.  Not as much as I would like, but at least a couple of waking hours a day, bare minimum.

It isn't easy, but I do it because I want to be with her.  If I didn't, I imagine she'd leave me.

Just saying.

Yeah, I gotcha.

It shouldn't be this hard. He HAS free time. He just chooses not to schedule time to see me, and then it ends up not happening.

And I am not, any possible appearances to the contrary, a spontaneous person. I keep this thing rolling by meticulous time management, I'm not a fly-by-the-seat-of-my-pants type.

I was directing my comment at him.  You have stated already that he has free time.  If I had more free time than Jenn, I'd be organizing my free time in a manner to coincide with hers.  That's just part of the work you have to put into a relationship.

He sounds like a nice guy, but one indisposed to do the work required to make a relationship happen.

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Yanno, I'm a really busy guy, by which I mean there are endless things that keep me away from the house.

Or would, if I didn't FORCE time for Jenn.  Not as much as I would like, but at least a couple of waking hours a day, bare minimum.

It isn't easy, but I do it because I want to be with her.  If I didn't, I imagine she'd leave me.

Just saying.

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had a pretty great OKC date tonight. Great girl, fun and super nerdy. we had dinner then went for drinks at this bar nearby that does karaoke( i sang three of my most ridiculous songs, she was too shy) We had super great conversation and everything just felt easy and comfortable. I can't wait to see her again. :D


*brofisthoof*

Fix'd that for ya.



They got waffles.   :cry:

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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: Volunteer Thread
« on: Today at 04:12:40 pm »
They made hot dog flavour crisps in the UK.

They taste exactly the same as actual hot dogs.  Exactly.  It's unnatural.

This makes me wish for the return of Vortigern.

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High Weirdness / Re: The Annals Of Improbable Research
« on: Today at 04:11:20 pm »
In the best light, ignorance by itself isn't necessarily bad.

Spend a day at my place of work.   :kingmeh:

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Strangely enough, I was considering starting up a new OKCupid profile the other day.

Not until my essays are over (so, Christmas), but maybe after that...

THE LOVE DOCTOR IS IN.

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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: Volunteer Thread
« on: Today at 03:04:18 pm »
Now I'm curious, what do you think is the ultimate evil?

Taylor Swift.

Yo, Roger, I'm really happy for you, and Imma let you finish, but lil' Tay-Tay is adorable!

I am going to mail my pance to you.  In their current condition.

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