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Messages - Doktor Howl

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This new kid is funny. He seems to really think we're devouring his posts.

Meh.  I haven't bothered.  He posts, they go on the heap.  Because when he WAS posting elsewhere, he was just digging shit up and shitting on them, like we've seen a thousand times before.  So when the pattern became clear, I just cut straight to the end.

It was inevitable.

My guess is he re-regs under a new name shortly, tries to be subtle, rinse, repeat.

Just like the rest of the edgy guys.

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I can ride my bike with no handlebars

On a long enough timeline, everyone riding a bike with no handlebars is dead.

The time I watched EoC do it a lot of people died... EoC wasn't one of them though.

So he says.

Well, I'm no doctor, but there was a hell of a lot of laughing, screaming, crying, and dancing. On a bicycle. Without handlebars.

You have to remember that he's a stegosaurus, so he can ride, dance, and drink beer for hours after death.

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This new kid is funny. He seems to really think we're devouring his posts.

Meh.  I haven't bothered.  He posts, they go on the heap.  Because when he WAS posting elsewhere, he was just digging shit up and shitting on them, like we've seen a thousand times before.  So when the pattern became clear, I just cut straight to the end.

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I can ride my bike with no handlebars

On a long enough timeline, everyone riding a bike with no handlebars is dead.

The time I watched EoC do it a lot of people died... EoC wasn't one of them though.

So he says.

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Maybe he'll make parole.

Not likely.  Richter is the parole officer these days.  Richter is NO.  Richter is the guy who personally takes you back to your cell, hands you a carton of cigs in front of the other inmates, and loudly thanks you "for the information".  Then all the cells unlock and the lights go out.

It's a rough system.  Have you seen the recidivism rate around here?

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Sad thing is, I detect this one is slightly sharper than most. Oh well.

Doesn't matter.  Not really.

Yeah, true.

Yeah, you can be the next Isaac Einstein, but if you won't or can't communicate and/or bust out of the oppositional-defiant wiring "Bob" sold you at "discount", then you're no better off than the densest teabagger.

This guy is bog-standard.  Potard quality, "edgy" bigotry included.

Now, that Luke Magnotta guy?  Now THERE was an actual freak.   :lulz:

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I was briefly worried that the new guy had been banned when his UNLIMITED thread popped up and he wasn't posting anywhere.

And then he started posting again.

I'm not sure if I'll actually get banned.

But damned if I won't keep trying.

That's okay.  It takes about 30 seconds to clean your shit up.

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Sad thing is, I detect this one is slightly sharper than most. Oh well.

Doesn't matter.  Not really. 

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I achieved Hall of Shame status in just a handful of hours posting?

This has to be a record.



Not really.

10
You'll be back. 

Everyone comes back.  It's Pogs.

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I was sitting at my desk drinking coffee "plus", when she walked in.  A dame, a dame to make a calloused slammer kick a hole in the gameshop window.

She sat down, and stifled a sob.  "I need your help, Mr Spade," she said, "I don't know where else to turn."

"Husband running around on you?"

She shook her head, and burst into tears.  "My whole collection is gone.  The fat man sent his goons around and took them while I was out."

"You left your collection at home?"  Personally, I carry mine in a duffle bag at all times.

"I don't...I don't know what I was thinking!"

I knew she was lying.  She didn't have the poise of a player.  But a job is a job, right?

"I charge $20 per day.  Plus expenses."

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Yes.  Some of us are serious about our hobbies slavering addictions, after all.

FTFY

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Guys stop please. I can't tell your satire, my satire, and the truth apart anymore.

You will shut your whore mouth when people are discussing pogs.

I'm so fucking glad we keep the main pogs board as limited-access.

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 :lulz:

*wheeze*

 :lulz:

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Is it true that gothpogs were a thing?  You know, back when we were all 12 living in the suburbs listening to Linkin Park watching Dragonball Z drinking Pepsi while playing Halo Co-Op on the easiest setting during which we consumed doritos and looked at paintball guns on Ebay in Internet Explorer connected through AOL on a 56K modem before hopping into our balding father's latest midlife-crisis-impulse-sponsored Japanese-built SUV to head to the mall and get more skateboarding shoes and third rate irregular Levis and mountain bike parts before heading home, voting Democrat and masturbating to the latest Sears catalog while huffing paint in your garage before talking to pedophiles on AIM pretending to be whatever camwhore they're ranting about on Myspace with a Matrix quote/anime character name/triple six-asterix-parentheses-surrounded screename before heading to your supposed "good school" in the morning to buy more pot to smoke during your Counterstrike Lan-Party with Jimmy and the rest of his friends taking Ritalin and Adderall and Prozac eight times a day before taking a casual pass at local, state or national governmental figures, legislature, or structure to appear edgy and intelligent in front of your Budweiser-sneaking, limp-wristed, near-to-Columbine sociopathic "deep" friends who play the victim when they start losing arguments six days before their botched suicide attempt simply because school tramp number twelve wouldn't go under the bleachers with them to let them get to second base before their thirteenth birthday.

Right?

 :lulz:

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