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Bring and Brag / Re: P3nT's Shoops
« on: Today at 01:33:37 am »
Steve Buschemi Gandhi, pls.

So, the general concept here is to destroy 4000 years of history, incidentally killing a hundred thousand people or so, to escape barbarism?


Apple Talk / Re: For My People: WHY I am a great big jerk.
« on: Yesterday at 05:15:42 am »
Hi, my name is The Good Reverend Roger, and I'm a great big jerk.  People often ask me WHY I'm a jerk, but I usually just crap all over them in response, because...Well, "jerk".  But today, I thought I'd make my case for why I'm a jerk, and why many of YOU should be jerks.

1.  I am not required to tolerate passive-aggressive backhanded sniping.  If you wish to tell me that I'm a fucking jerk, just DO IT.  There's no need to follow me around making snide little comments, like a great big pussy.  Nobody should have to put up with that.

2.  God KNOWS I hate people, and he put me on a planet with 7.3 billion of you assmonkeys.  I should be compensated for this.

3.  I am old and cranky.  I take pills to maintain even the semblance of civility that you fuckers have experienced.

4.  I am ALSO the most compassionate, caring, and kindly bag of shit you jackasses will EVER see, once you're out from under the wing of your parents.  Compared to the bosses, co-workers, and/or university professors you are about to experience, I am the next thing to Mahatma fucking Gandhi.  Just think of me as your introduction to what's waiting for you around life's corner, holding a bat with a nail through it and giggling like a low-grade moron.

5.  The English have a saying, "Keep being their cunt, and they'll keep fucking you."  WORDS TO LIVE BY.

6.  The poet ee cummings once wrote "There is some shit I will not eat."  ALSO WORDS TO LIVE BY.

7.  As you get older, if you CAN'T be a jerk to people who run up to you DEMANDING it, you will get ulcers, high blood pressure, heart problems, and you will begin to resemble a door mat.

8.  Jerks don't get bothered much.  "Reasonable people" are life's chew toy.

9.  As you get older, your capacity to listen to the tales of woe from dumbfucks will diminish.  Do not fight this, or you will be the crying towel for every useless son of a bitch that comes down the pike, whimpering excuses as to why their fucked up life isn't their fault.


That is all.  You may now return to your regularly scheduled Holist thread.

Venomously yours and SHUT UP,

Fun fact:  In the five years since I wrote this, 300,000,000 additional primates have been added.

I've got nothing against the actual inhabitants; I just want the city itself to be destroyed. Preferably in a way that keeps it ferom being rebuilt again

It's kind of a package deal.

So tell me, what's your problem with Jerusalem?

Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: April 24, 2018, 05:33:34 am »
Hopefullt this will lead to a conflict that will finally destroy thrice-accursed Jerusalem once and for all


People in Jerusalem don't count as actual people, right?  Right right right?

Apple Talk / Re: The Elephant in the Living Room, part 2
« on: April 24, 2018, 03:31:35 am »
This seems to imply that Fermi's Paradox has been resolved, in that Earth is merely a weird physics experiment being carried out by aliens.

The simplest solution to Fermi's paradox is "the great filter."

Optimists say that the great filter is the sheer number of requirements for intelligent life as we understand it...Which is stupid, given the sheer number of solar systems that contain planets, only counting the ones we know about.

Realists assume something out there is squashing intelligent races as soon as they're detectable.

Or Kill Me / Re: The left and the right
« on: April 24, 2018, 12:58:19 am »
I just don't understand any kind of absolute egalitarianism philosophy. Whether it's branded as anarcho-capitalism or straight anarchism or sockfucking libertarianism, it always misses the same point.


Literate Chaotic / Re: Math 2014-2016
« on: April 22, 2018, 09:58:05 pm »
HIRLEY0!  How are you doing?

 :lulz: :horrormirth: :lulz:

Or Kill Me / Re: The left and the right
« on: April 21, 2018, 08:31:33 am »
Why would people who have abandoned "traditional abrahamic values" (whatever that means) spontaneously develop better ones?

What would keep this void of values and identity and tradition from becoming nasty, brutish, and rapey?

Big picture, I like the sense of a decentralized, distributed value system. Like, blockchain, something like that, could maybe serve as infrastructure to a new political economy of temporal difference that needed to trust no one. Details clearly remain undetermined, but I'm starting to sound uncomfortably like some anarchists I used to know.

You are also sounding a tad bitcoin.

Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: April 21, 2018, 05:25:54 am »
So, I'm writing again.

I have decided to try something that is both optimistic and horrifying.  1st chapter up on Monday evening.

Thank you gentlemen, I tried the best I could to walk the line between success and epic failure.

Rev Ned

Either result is acceptable, really...Epic failure is by itself a sort of win.

When stacked against mediocrity, for example.

Or Kill Me / Re: The left and the right
« on: April 21, 2018, 03:12:00 am »
You can go ahead and disregard what I just said, on account of I didn't read the whole thread and Cram said it better.


Or Kill Me / Re: The left and the right
« on: April 21, 2018, 03:10:44 am »

That's an appeal to consequences

So is everything.  Everywhere.  Ever.

Or Kill Me / Re: The left and the right
« on: April 21, 2018, 03:09:28 am »
For nobody to believe in any higher power. For no religion in the entire world and all of history to be respected, whether new or old, whether western, eastern, african or other.  For the old traditional and abrahamic values to disappear without anything taking their place. For arbitrary rules of decorum to be eliminated. For the end of sexual norms once and for all. For all cultural norms in the entire world to be eliminated and replaced with nothing. For all distinctions between races, cultures, and ethnicities to be cast down and forgotten. For all gender expression to be eliminated due to all gender specificity of anything (clothing, bathrooms, sports teams, etc.) being eliminated. For the institution of marriage to be eliminated. For all cultures and peoples of the world to be merged into a single superculture.

Also socialized medicine and legal pot, mushrooms, and prostitution and reform of IP law and heavy punitive regulations on many industries

So what you want is a bunch of people who believe exactly what you believe, and nothing else.

Any ideas as to how to achieve that?

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