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Messages - Doktor Howl

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Will watch tomorrow evening.  I am wanted in conference.

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I don't even remember how to have anything more than a lingering fondness. I'm still hung up on a ghost, but circling in a bad-idea holding pattern.

I have never understood what you see in that guy.  I mean, there's no accounting for that sort of thing, but it seems to me that he's exactly the kind of guy that would make you homicidal.

And as far as the capacity thing, it's probably because at our age, you're at the wrong end of the dating curve, and what's on the market is more likely to want to finger your earhole1 than drive you mad with passion. 






1 I never doubted your word about that incident, but part of me couldn't believe it.  Then I visited Portland, and I am ashamed to say that I had NO idea.

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She was crazy, ie. the wrong kind of crazy, ie. super into him.

That ain't always bad.  Jenn and I are like matching "Over-Attached GF".  But yeah, that's an exception, especially for me.


Sigh. My vagina is an ill wind that blows no good.

 :lulz:

That line is too good to waste.

also:



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I just don't want to remember it, at least not in detail.

When I am lying on my deathbed, crapping myself, I wanna remember the GOOD times I crapped myself.


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I've been to London.  Portland is definitely safer.

I only saw one person in Portland that I'd consider a hardcase, and that was NLDM.  And he's a NICE hardcase.

 :lulz: He's a peach! You might not have picked up on it, but my housemate, that lovable scamp, has been a bit of a scrapper. Strip club bouncer, etc.

Speaking of which, unfortunately he's getting a bit puppy-eyed at me. Damn it. I'm hoping he meets a nice girl his own age and forgets all about it.

1.  He looks tough enough, but that doesn't by itself make you a hardcase.

2.  Too late now.  Just another celluloid remnant of a man.  Nothing but a shadow on the wall, cast by something that isn't there.   

What happened to that girl from the bar?  I thought they were a thing?

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Wow. I ended up blocking him. Jerd Guillame-Sam. Convinced that he has some deep truth that my mind is just not open enough to accept. Fucking nutbag.

I thought I ran into some bozos on the born-again pages.   :lulz:

I sent him a video and told him that if he really wants to understand my worldview, he needs to watch it.

Mosselman?

This one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHeveueWyBk

WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING?

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I don't know what it makes me want, but it isn't heroin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oD2XV_Ri800

That's face-down in the back yard clutching the bourbon bottle stuff, that is.

It's a soul-killing hangover, bruises you don't remember getting, and lingering dark regrets for a series of events that are a blur. That feeling of foreboding when you check your phone, hoping you don't find anything that jogs your memory too much.

No, that song makes me wanna do that shit MORE.

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I've been to London.  Portland is definitely safer.

I only saw one person in Portland that I'd consider a hardcase, and that was NLDM.  And he's a NICE hardcase.

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Wow. I ended up blocking him. Jerd Guillame-Sam. Convinced that he has some deep truth that my mind is just not open enough to accept. Fucking nutbag.

I thought I ran into some bozos on the born-again pages.   :lulz:

I sent him a video and told him that if he really wants to understand my worldview, he needs to watch it.

Mosselman?

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I don't know what it makes me want, but it isn't heroin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oD2XV_Ri800

That's face-down in the back yard clutching the bourbon bottle stuff, that is.

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Or Kill Me / Re: I R STOOPID
« on: Today at 03:39:32 am »
I'd say there's a difference between a well constructed effort (the memes, a sketch, one of Dok's lengthy set-ups (the Soul Coughing one you did a while back was GENIUS)) and a thread that's just one hastily thrown pun after another.

What pisses me off is when puns require the word to be changed.  It's crap, even when it's a one-off.

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Wow. I ended up blocking him. Jerd Guillame-Sam. Convinced that he has some deep truth that my mind is just not open enough to accept. Fucking nutbag.

I thought I ran into some bozos on the born-again pages.   :lulz:

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Or Kill Me / Re: I R STOOPID
« on: Yesterday at 03:20:21 am »
And small children, for whom puns are a valuable exercise.

I reserve the right to occasionally crack juvenile jokes.  Puns, toilet humor, etc.

It is infuriating when done constantly, though.

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I am particularly enamored of "This venereal disease of the soul".

I felt like throwing myself into the River out of sheer self disgust.

But there's no water in our river, so it would probably hurt.

You can actually swim in our river now, you know.

This ain't my first rodeo, lady!  :crankey:

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Or Kill Me / Re: I R STOOPID
« on: December 19, 2014, 07:33:10 pm »
That's a good one.

It's the first "Coral" pun.  Nothing has ever gotten close to it.

(It's also a fairly old joke)

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