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Aneristic Illusions / Re: TERRORISTS WIN: NYC "stop & frisk" curtailed.
« on: August 12, 2013, 09:34:19 pm »
And then...

AND THEN...

AND THEN...

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/08/12/19988825-bloomberg-lashes-out-at-judges-ruling-that-nypd-tactic-amounts-to-racial-profiling?lite

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“Our police officers follow the law and follow the crime,” Bloomberg said from City Hall on Monday afternoon. “They fight crime wherever crime is occurring. And they don’t worry if their work doesn’t match up to a census chart.”

AND AND AND

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Scheindlin said she was trying to make sure that it was carried out in a way that protects the liberties and rights of New Yorkers.

Bloomberg said the program needs to proceed without what he called micromanaging and second-guessing.

AND AND AND

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Asked whether the appeal might stretch into next year, and whether “stop and frisk” might therefore continue as is until the next mayor takes office, Bloomberg answered: “Boy, I hope so. I wouldn’t want to be responsible for a lot of people dying.”



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Nigel is my friend, but the reason I typically agree with her is because she's typically RIGHT.  This seems to bother the small testicle crowd, her being right while in flagrant possession of a vagina. 

I'd like to point out a few things:

• People suffering from Stockholm Syndrome think their kidnapper is right too
• Small testicles make the penis look bigger by comparison
• I'm stealing that flagrant possession of a vagina phrase

I haven't been kidnapped by Nigel.  I know this on account of I have my skin on right side up.

How would you know under all that hair?

Because I can't smell my balls.

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Nigel is my friend, but the reason I typically agree with her is because she's typically RIGHT.  This seems to bother the small testicle crowd, her being right while in flagrant possession of a vagina. 

I'd like to point out a few things:

• People suffering from Stockholm Syndrome think their kidnapper is right too
• Small testicles make the penis look bigger by comparison
• I'm stealing that flagrant possession of a vagina phrase

I haven't been kidnapped by Nigel.  I know this on account of I have my skin on right side up.

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Whoa. Alex isn't just the bad guy... He's something BEYOND evil.

 Nietzsche's nightmare.

I think he's trapped in a narrative.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: eHarmony
« on: August 12, 2013, 09:05:19 pm »

Never tried eharmony, never will.

Neither would I.

But I don't meet their standards anyway.

Wait, what are their standards?  :? I've never looked.

Imagine getting dating advice from a 95 year old hardshell Baptist.

 :lulz: Oh yeah, I don't think that would work out too well for either of us.

I DON'T SEE ANYTHING ON THIS TEST INVOLVING CROTCHLESS WETSUITS.

HELLO?

OR THE PROPER USE OF DILDOS.

I can't think of an improper use.  :?

Oh, I CAN.  :D

WHOSE definition of "improper"?

I mean, I'm wracking my brain, here, but I can't think of a THING.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: eHarmony
« on: August 12, 2013, 08:56:06 pm »

Never tried eharmony, never will.

Neither would I.

But I don't meet their standards anyway.

Wait, what are their standards?  :? I've never looked.

Imagine getting dating advice from a 95 year old hardshell Baptist.

 :lulz: Oh yeah, I don't think that would work out too well for either of us.

I DON'T SEE ANYTHING ON THIS TEST INVOLVING CROTCHLESS WETSUITS.

HELLO?

OR THE PROPER USE OF DILDOS.

I can't think of an improper use.  :?

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Actually, I'd say the spying program is just a little bit more bad than anyone imagines.

Personal anectdote:  I worked at a company that did secret squirrel stuff for the gu'mint, mostly hardware.  One day one of the engineers I worked with (who was close friends with my supervisor) paraphrased something oddball I had written on my computer; a file I probably hadn't accessed in at least a year and had never published on the internet.

Since then I've pretty much given up on any possibility of "security" on the internet.  Unless you write the code yourself, it's pretty much a given that it's compromised.  And those "proxy" services are ALL honeypots by now (if they ever weren't).

For me, proxies exist so I can troll the 700 Club a million times.

I have always assumed that anything I say on the internuts is NOT private.

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It's not laughter if you're just going through the muscle movements you remember from the times you actually gave a fuck.

NEWSFEED?

Yes.

Done.

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It's not pretending it's something it's not, it's creatively highlighting whatever will get people's foot in the door, so that they may eventually shed their former selves, and be more like you :)

Nobody needs another TGRR.  Especially not me.  Unless you cloned me, in which case I'd never leave the fucking house.  I don't WANT people to be like me, and I hope YOU DON'T, EITHER.

No.  I want people to be themselves.  On someone else's planet.

And if they can't be themselves, then Discordia will be of no use to them, and they'd FUCK IT UP FOR ME, because there'd be RULES and shit all of a sudden, and I wouldn't be able to shit in the poorbox anymore.

Using this somewhere else tonight.
:lulz:
I hope you'll send me the link.

Scrubgenius.   :sad:

But I think I could have fun on FB with most of the shit in this thread.

Try it on Burners!

WOOO WOOOO

TONIGHT.

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I can hardly remember I wrote that, and reading the context I can hardly believe it was me. Not that I disagree, the contrary. I just thought I'd remember writing that because it's something that I myself need to be told sometimes. Thank you, past-tripzip :) (Don't worry about it, future-zero! ;-))

So how'd Penumbral end up? Is he still here?

Naw, he wanders in and out about once every 6 months or so.

And you get good advice from your past self.  NEVER listen to your future self.  He's the bastard that's going to get you in trouble, sooner or later.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: eHarmony
« on: August 12, 2013, 08:49:11 pm »

Never tried eharmony, never will.

Neither would I.

But I don't meet their standards anyway.

Wait, what are their standards?  :? I've never looked.

Imagine getting dating advice from a 95 year old hardshell Baptist.

 :lulz: Oh yeah, I don't think that would work out too well for either of us.

I DON'T SEE ANYTHING ON THIS TEST INVOLVING CROTCHLESS WETSUITS.

HELLO?

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I feel a sermon coming on.

SHUT UP SHUT UP GET BACK IN YOUR FUCKING COFFIN.

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And that's the other thing.  That's YOUR Discordia.  Mine is different...But neither is wrong.  It's like the old relativity example of dropping a golf ball out of the window of a moving car.  To the person in the car, it drops in a straight line to the ground.  To the observer outside the car, it descends in a parabolic arc.  Both are right, based on where they stand.

To the observer FURTHER down the street, the golf ball gets really big before it whacks him right between the eyes, killing him stone dead for no good reason.

And HE'S right, too.

Also this one.

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It's not pretending it's something it's not, it's creatively highlighting whatever will get people's foot in the door, so that they may eventually shed their former selves, and be more like you :)

Nobody needs another TGRR.  Especially not me.  Unless you cloned me, in which case I'd never leave the fucking house.  I don't WANT people to be like me, and I hope YOU DON'T, EITHER.

No.  I want people to be themselves.  On someone else's planet.

And if they can't be themselves, then Discordia will be of no use to them, and they'd FUCK IT UP FOR ME, because there'd be RULES and shit all of a sudden, and I wouldn't be able to shit in the poorbox anymore.

Using this somewhere else tonight.
:lulz:
I hope you'll send me the link.

Scrubgenius.   :sad:

But I think I could have fun on FB with most of the shit in this thread.

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 :lulz:

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