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Messages - Doktor Howl

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The new windows update took my cursor away.

Thanks, Microsoft, you fucking gasbags.  Do you have any idea how annoying this is?  Of course you do.  You're fucking Microsoft.

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I turned 46 today.   :sad:

Happy birthday! Just remember, a birthday means you're not dead yet, so congratulations! You did it!

:tgrr:

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I turned 46 today.   :sad:

Happy birthday sir. You're like the 4th or 5th Scorpio I'm acquainted with or better that has the 31 or Nov. 1 as a birthday. If you would like I could do a solar chart interpretation for you. I won't even look it up without your consent tho. Whatever one's ontological position on astrology it is still firmly in the 'none of your beeswax' category as far as I am concerned.

Hope birthday goes awesome!

No thanks.  There's enough bullshit floating around without us making more.

Besides, I'm a Holy Man™.  I already know the future.

Alrighty. Then perhaps you can instead impart to me some Holy wisdom. What general advice would you give a man more than a decade your junior as he stumbles about on this madhouse of a planet?

Take good care of your teeth.

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Happy birthday, Roger.

Thanks.  They don't seem as happy as they used to, though.   :lulz:

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I turned 46 today.   :sad:

Happy birthday sir. You're like the 4th or 5th Scorpio I'm acquainted with or better that has the 31 or Nov. 1 as a birthday. If you would like I could do a solar chart interpretation for you. I won't even look it up without your consent tho. Whatever one's ontological position on astrology it is still firmly in the 'none of your beeswax' category as far as I am concerned.

Hope birthday goes awesome!

No thanks.  There's enough bullshit floating around without us making more.

Besides, I'm a Holy Man™.  I already know the future.

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Do you notice an unsettling amount of kids accumulating on your lawn?

Not since I put the bear traps out.

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I turned 46 today.   :sad:

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Using adjectives to describe height is an artificial social construct, part and parcel of a maladptive discourse in a patriarchal misogynistic society.

That sounds like something a short person would say, puny.

WHO YOU CALLIN SHORT, STRETCH???

YOU'RE ORKADIAN, YOU'RE LIKE HALF A FOOT TOO SHORT TO BE CALLED SHORT

Orkadians are on a different scale, really.   They measure how tall they aren't.

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Sex in those scenarios doesn't seem like any fun, anyway.


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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Spagbook
« on: Yesterday at 12:59:54 am »



WOMP BAIT

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I am unable to respond to this because of your avatar.
I uh. I registered for this forum years and years ago. I had this artpiece done for me by request in a 4chan thread, and...I kinda liked the coloring another person did for it.

Sorry that ponies bug you.

Lots of shit bugs me.  Bronies, though, are in a class all their own.
I am not going to defend the reprehensible people in that fandom. I am not obsessed with the identity. I just like the show, and maybe enjoy things most right-thinking right-wing Americans would find horrible. I'd like to think I'm better than most of them, but that's just me being narcissistic.

A bronie is a bronie.

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I am unable to respond to this because of your avatar.
I uh. I registered for this forum years and years ago. I had this artpiece done for me by request in a 4chan thread, and...I kinda liked the coloring another person did for it.

Sorry that ponies bug you.

Lots of shit bugs me.  Bronies, though, are in a class all their own.

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Quote
Corrective rape is the use of rape against people who do not conform to perceived social norms regarding human sexuality and gender roles, with goals of punishing "abnormal" behavior and reinforcing societal norms.[4] The crime was first identified in South Africa,[5] where it is sometimes supervised by members of the woman's family or local community.[1]

 :eek:

Burn everything down.


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