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Messages - Doktor Howl

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Your hoverboard has arrived.

I'll believe that when I fucking see it.

They keep promising shit like this, but it never works out.  Remember that Japanese invisibility cloak?  Neither do I.

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Best ruin porn of the year:


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I don't miss Garbo (aka hovercat), but I wish I'd found this while she was still around:


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 I am deeply ashamed.  :lulz:

For some reasons which I can't put my finger on, I find myself in doubt of your sincerity.

I am a bad, bad man.


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Love the Christians for Michele Bachman watermark.

Then you gets a hello kitty.


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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: SOOOOO...
« on: Yesterday at 02:52:46 pm »
Well if the doors don't lock I fail to see how a meeting stops anyone from getting to the bathroom.

They'd holler at my guys and then I'd have to do something awful.

And you know how much I hate being like that.

Oh I know, you just hate it so much.

And it's terrible, to have to hate doing something you have to do.  :fap:

It fucks my Buddha nature up, and means like 8 more turns on the wheel before I reach, whattaya call it, named after a grunge band (brainfarting here).

The Soundgarden?

No, I think it's the Pearl Jam.  You know, when you've purged yourself of bad shit and all that's left is Do the Evolution.

After having achieved Evenflow, Doktor Howl shed his flannel monk's robes and prepared to Do the Evolution.

It is written.

Wearing nothing but MC Hammer doodoo pants and back hair.  :hammer:

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Or Kill Me / Re: On Being Terrible
« on: Yesterday at 02:39:26 pm »
I want an emote for this that we don't have. The emote for "knowing you are terrible makes you potentially good on a level that those who know that they are good can never attain".

I am SO stealing that to justify the requirements of my new job description.

Might even fool Jesus.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: SOOOOO...
« on: Yesterday at 02:38:00 pm »
Well if the doors don't lock I fail to see how a meeting stops anyone from getting to the bathroom.

They'd holler at my guys and then I'd have to do something awful.

And you know how much I hate being like that.

Oh I know, you just hate it so much.

And it's terrible, to have to hate doing something you have to do.  :fap:

It fucks my Buddha nature up, and means like 8 more turns on the wheel before I reach, whattaya call it, named after a grunge band (brainfarting here).

The Soundgarden?

No, I think it's the Pearl Jam.  You know, when you've purged yourself of bad shit and all that's left is Do the Evolution.

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Brand new $4 Mn kiln.

Built under budget.  How did Mike manage this?  Why, he left off inconsequential things like elevated platforms for people to stand on (extension ladders as a routine operations thing, lol) and maintenance rails for the 3 ton carts.

Which has managed to bite us a whole week into running the machine, when 2 "top" operators decided that the procedure was inefficient and decided to load the machine in manual mode.  Not gonna bore you with details, but "manual" turns off all the safeties, and as they overloaded the entrance tracks, the end car fell off the rail, because in manual, the loading traverse cart doesn't automatically return (hence the "manual" part).

So I have been here since 3 AM, first righting the cart, then using a monster fork lift to lift the cart off the tracks and place it on the ground, as there is no maintenance rail to shunt it off onto.  Every single time there is a problem, we will have to rig and lift the carts, which is an inherently hazardous task.

I explained this in the morning staff meeting in terms that made Mike literally weep with rage.  I approve of this.  I shall see if I can ramp it up until the fat useless arrogant bastard strokes the fuck out. 

Hatefully,
Dok

Carts filled with oil?

No, carts filled with aluminum oxide.

I'd say "phew" but it's a small, small "phew". More like a "phew".

At least it wrecked on the cold side (room temperature).  On the other side, it's 1475C.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: SOOOOO...
« on: Yesterday at 02:30:24 pm »
Well if the doors don't lock I fail to see how a meeting stops anyone from getting to the bathroom.

They'd holler at my guys and then I'd have to do something awful.

And you know how much I hate being like that.

Oh I know, you just hate it so much.

And it's terrible, to have to hate doing something you have to do.  :fap:

It fucks my Buddha nature up, and means like 8 more turns on the wheel before I reach, whattaya call it, named after a grunge band (brainfarting here).

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Quote from: holist
Please don't take this as an insult to your intelligence but (and I admit that I haven't done much research on this) I wonder whether you noticed that THESE bitcoins are wearing VR goggles.

 :lulz:

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More fucking fantasy.

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Sadly, the argument is going in the direction of "reality is only perception" and "conciousness is not a physical aspect".

Right this minute, I'd like to feed fuckers like that into the choppy grindy burny machine.

Which is actually a thing.

But does the choppy grindy burny machine have a consciousness that exists in the "real" world?

Yes.  Yes, it does.

It is a simple machine, and has only one desire.

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