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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: October 28, 2017, 06:17:41 pm »
I've moved to a housing authority highrise building and now have no bug problems whatsoever! The downside is that I don't have any wifi access there and so I'll be extra scarce here and on fb for a while. On the bright side I have set up an appointment with a local staffing agency and hopefully will have gainful employment by the 6th.

Sweet merciful fuck I hope that this signals the end of the rough patch I've been in for over a year, almost 2 really. The pillz are working and my depression is beginning to go into remission. Just got to keep on going. Hopefully I will return soon, but for now I'll maybe only be able to check fb and the board about once a week. Peace guys! I'm off to find my way back to something like prosperity.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: October 28, 2017, 06:09:36 pm »
These are no shit the longest workdays I have ever worked in my life.

Hang in there Dok!

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Or Kill Me / Re: TGRR: a Crunken Eulogy
« on: October 14, 2017, 03:56:41 pm »
God damn it! I barely remember writing this. That shit is on me. I'm going to take a break from PD because I feel twisted inside and I don't need to be obsessing right now.

Feeling like a dumbass,

TWJ

What?  That was awesome.  I felt like I was reading P3NT on that one batch of peyote that went all wrong back in 2009.

I'm ok. I just had a massive anxiety attack and freaked out. Don't know why exactly, but I felt like I did something terrible.
I'm better for now, but the forum interface is broken. I'll be back, but it may be a while. Need to put my head in order.


Thanks to those that liked the rant! It may be my last drunken one. Alcohol and my meds definitely don't mix well.

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Or Kill Me / Re: TGRR: a Crunken Eulogy
« on: October 12, 2017, 04:06:06 pm »
God damn it! I barely remember writing this. That shit is on me. I'm going to take a break from PD because I feel twisted inside and I don't need to be obsessing right now.

Feeling like a dumbass,

TWJ

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Is anyone here an advocate for non-violence?
« on: October 12, 2017, 09:45:11 am »
Depends on what is meant by voilence. I'd just as soon see no aggressive deeds, but sometimes that preference is moot or inappropriate.

Pacifism is asceticism
Asceticism is for monks
A monk I am not, really

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: OFFICIAL POLITICAL CARTOONS/PIC FREAD.
« on: October 12, 2017, 07:43:53 am »
I may not be in this Holy a state agan for w hile so listen up. And SHUT UP!

TGRR wa a a lot of things but a cuntnazi was not one of them!!!!!

Yoy seem like areasonable sort Mythos, and no point appologizin to the dead, but ypu should consider appologizin anyway. He's DEAD! Have yhe no resprct!?

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Or Kill Me / TGRR: a Crunken Eulogy
« on: October 12, 2017, 07:33:05 am »
Peopl e got a lot of shire tA talk about TGRR and some of it may well be deserved, but hes dead now and there ain no changin tha.. again. Say what you will of him he was a Hioly Man and really that was his problen. It's no good just seeing the future, noń, you got to have the pinacje to make the wee little shites out there LISTEN to you. Why you think Ezekiel fed those kids to bears huh? So folk would take THE WORD OF THE LOTRD serious for a change!!! TGRR was a lot of things but ruthless eno for being the conduit of divine manisfestation he was a bit soft for.  God's will is hsrd to fathom sometime.  But he (TGRR) was never sgo totally cimitted to his position as Holy Man as when he  waas tryin  to warn folks abput the coming Hard Times. But fwr some reason he just couldn't feed a few loudmouth urchins to the beasts in the wild to make his point. He was a genteel pdrophet to be suree. Ley me start a new paragraph here.

So now we got Howl back and Roger is cold as the worms easting his shite even now. An ad I never seen  them in the same room!! But that's just a wild conspiracy teorys shite! What's important is that this Howl is a DOER and thhe fucking Holy Man is... was a seeer without the same TEETH as the old prophets. But let  me tell you he a was FUCKING ACCURATE, whatever elese he was. But this Howl killed him and I'm sure Roger IS bettr off now. Whereever he is than to go on seeing but being too gentle to call in the bees or the bears or whatever these days call for. Another new paragraph I think.


Sao the fundamental point here is that I'm raging drunk on cheap booze n cut and beer because I feel like Roger deserved a real mourner after all he's gon we thru on this garbage heap of a plane on existence. So I figure the least I can do is put forward an opinoin or two and be a shite to listen to while you all go on about yer lives as if the lasy of the True Propheta hadna died in your lifetimes . 

There's an Armagheddon going on and ypu lot da not see it. Not the lot here, but the humans. No idwa that the very Great Deception is at hand an the END is on its way. These are the final days. And wea are privileged to see that before the final curtain call!! You can thabk that rotten dead piece of sod TGRR for the good news, but nobody listens to a prophet in his own time! So feel it nows!! It'scoming down the pipe no matter what youy think anyway!.. so..

Fu ckin shit on this world it's time to have a Good Time an out dance Kali if ye can. Good luck and good fucking night!!!

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Apple Talk / Re: Well, that's that.
« on: October 12, 2017, 06:35:02 am »
:crankey: Dammit I didn't even get to say goodbye to Roger and now he's buried three inches deep "Bob" knows where. I'm going to privately hold a wake, by which I mean drink cheap rum and honey and definitely not do any sort of weird pseudo-Santeria stuff... but I shall "pour one out" for him in the hope that I won't have to drink all of the horrible, horrible Old Mr. Boston rum that even honey can't mellow.

And yeah... Trump is president and the Age of Reason officially at least as dead as TGRR. I didn't do it. The fucking HUMANS did!  :kingmeh:

Well, yes.  And the time has come to make them pay.

Or at least be very, very confused and uneasy.

As for Roger, fuck that cut-rate preacher man.  Never had anything to say, and nobody would listen to him if he did.  He was born a chump, and that's how he died.  A sucker.  A mark.  Even the things he believed that were technically correct were still wrong.

But that's all over with.  We need Queen Gogira and Cramulus and Cainad.  Later, perhaps, Richter and LMNO, if they can be talked out of their existential middle-aged horror.  Cain and the nutty one with the crowbar at some point, but I shall be disappointed if nothing involved in THOSE two are not at least partially Shiny & Chrome.

And of course P3NT.  You can't properly torch an edifice without a Scotsman.

I'm just waiting for the three year-old beers I found in the back of the dojo fridge to properly kick in and if I'm not busy wretching by then I'll write up a eulogy or something. The content will probably be quite similar either way.

TWJ: wonders what "unfiltered" wheat ale does after a year... feels promising. Just have to hold it down.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: ITT we summon RWHN
« on: October 12, 2017, 06:09:42 am »
I did think that, but I also thought the US may be having the same problem as the UK, where the prison service is so understaffed and overcrowded you could probably present with signs of ebola and not see a doctor for over 6 weeks.

So you should move to Arizona, because it would be an improvement.

TGRR,
Will never bitch about Bastard City again.

And then he actually died.  :fnord:

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Apple Talk / Re: Well, that's that.
« on: October 12, 2017, 06:08:25 am »
 :crankey: Dammit I didn't even get to say goodbye to Roger and now he's buried three inches deep "Bob" knows where. I'm going to privately hold a wake, by which I mean drink cheap rum and honey and definitely not do any sort of weird pseudo-Santeria stuff... but I shall "pour one out" for him in the hope that I won't have to drink all of the horrible, horrible Old Mr. Boston rum that even honey can't mellow.

And yeah... Trump is president and the Age of Reason officially at least as dead as TGRR. I didn't do it. The fucking HUMANS did!  :kingmeh:

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: OFFICIAL POLITICAL CARTOONS/PIC FREAD.
« on: October 12, 2017, 12:19:29 am »
:lulz: :lulz: Not MY friend, but sadly my brother's taste in both people and ideology leaves something to be desired.

You have my condolences.

Thanks. In truth I'm actually pretty fucked up about it. We have... bad blood, but he's my kin and I can't force him to conform to what I consider wise. I just hope he one day realizes how far up his butt his head is before it's too late to extract it.

My brother tries very hard to get a rise out of me, and our father, by claiming he’s a diehard Trump supporter. As I don’t even bother to acknowledge his statements, he’s not getting the reaction out of me that he wants.

In truth, I think my brother is looked for any kind of revenge he can get for the decades of agony I’ve put him, and his son, through over his/their unwavering dedication to one of the worst sports franchises in Major League Baseball. That, of course, is the Philadelphia Phillies. Being Yankees fans, our dad and I have had a lot to gloat about over the years.

(I suspect Roger will be around soon to formally announce that this is an off-topic thread highjacking, and demand that it be moved elsewhere.)   

At least my brother is not a Trump supporter even in jest. Side discussion ova. Back to teh picz!

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: OFFICIAL POLITICAL CARTOONS/PIC FREAD.
« on: October 11, 2017, 11:09:27 pm »
:lulz: :lulz: Not MY friend, but sadly my brother's taste in both people and ideology leaves something to be desired.

You have my condolences.

Thanks. In truth I'm actually pretty fucked up about it. We have... bad blood, but he's my kin and I can't force him to conform to what I consider wise. I just hope he one day realizes how far up his butt his head is before it's too late to extract it.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: OFFICIAL POLITICAL CARTOONS/PIC FREAD.
« on: October 11, 2017, 09:32:51 pm »


Someone actually called this meme stupid and me stupid, then ranted about "killing liberals when it becomes legal" and blocked me over it when I said my appropriate fuck you. Cognitive dissonance is a helluva drug!

If your “little friend” found that one offensive, I think I know how he would feel about this next one.



 :lulz: :lulz: Not MY friend, but sadly my brother's taste in both people and ideology leaves something to be desired.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: OFFICIAL POLITICAL CARTOONS/PIC FREAD.
« on: October 11, 2017, 03:07:35 pm »


Someone actually called this meme stupid and me stupid, then ranted about "killing liberals when it becomes legal" and blocked me over it when I said my appropriate fuck you. Cognitive dissonance is a helluva drug!

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Literate Chaotic / Re: Unofficial What are you Reading Thread?
« on: October 06, 2017, 08:03:10 pm »
Finished Mother Night in a little over 4 hours. It's the first time I've binge-read in longer than I can accurately estimate. I'm looking for suggestions for my next book. Fuck sake not Vonnegut again. I feel as though I have a sort of mental indigestion.

Felt good to read again though. I'll take it as a sign of recovery.  :)

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