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Holy shit!

So the cold calling job is working out so far. Mostly folks don't answer. I'm learning to deal with the jerks by laughing (to myself) at the sheer troll of it. Mostly folks are polite but firmly uninterested in a free Kirby demonstration. Shocking, I know. I have yet to set an appointment, but I still have the new guy effect going on. Imitating the plastic optimistic attitude is no problem.

Kinda want to look more into the Sub Genius stuff. I hate being upbeat for a living, but maybe success is not about what I like or hate.

Glad to hear it Faust!

Literate Chaotic / Re: How full of shit is Peter Levenda?
« on: Yesterday at 04:52:29 pm »
How full of shit is Peter Levenda?


Very much, and most people don't even realize that the Simon Necronomicon was written by him. To add to that, half the people that believe it's legit, haven't even read Lovecraft  :lulz:

Book of Worms and the 50 Names of Marduk were fun. If he made those up... wow.

Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: Theological Questions!
« on: Yesterday at 04:50:09 pm »
To be fair, a large majority of "Christians" are just "Jesusists" - aka ignoring most of the Bibles doctrines for a very basic identification with the hero archetype and the heaven ideal + turning up at church every Sunday to pretend to be more into their religion then they actually are

Back with Christianity origins - it was pretty much like:

"Ok lets steal the Jewish scriptures and ignore everything except for what is relevant to the Jesus narrative we are trying to put together"

 :lulz: They especially ignore the fun parts of Genesis like the whole Nephilim thing and that one time Abraham sold his wife to the Pharaoh and told him she was his sister. Good times!

Apple Talk / Re: Help me get banned! Win prizes!
« on: Yesterday at 04:44:57 pm »
The forum is a mirror

but not like how the Principia is a mirror

the forum is more like one of those mirrors you put in a bird cage so the bird thinks she's socializing

except the bird is a bonobo

Most of this and especially op is  :lulz: :lulz:

The auric field has three levels above the normal out of the box one. You just have to get up to 5D and you get hard light. At 10D you get a liquid crystal aura and a holy guardian angel for no extra cost! A large enough quartz in the home can cause this automatically!!

Apple Talk / Re: Help me get banned! Win prizes!
« on: January 13, 2018, 09:48:53 pm »
You get the Discordia you deserve, not the Discordia you want.
                                                                                                     Get a grip. It's an internet forum. Not  "Discordia".

You get a grip. It's Discordia wherever you "are". If you don't want your account anymore stop posting or whatever. Just a thought.

Apple Talk / Re: Help me get banned! Win prizes!
« on: January 13, 2018, 07:51:46 pm »
This is all you need to know

Apple Talk / Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)
« on: January 11, 2018, 05:21:38 pm »
I missed this thread somehow until the most recent bump. It's awesome!

High Weirdness / Re: Chicken grows face of dinosaur
« on: January 11, 2018, 01:50:48 am »
besides, they HAVE my ethical approval. Asking for approval from someone they know will not grant it, or not asking at all, shows a clear bias, and I think it invalidates their findings.

Clearly more study and less restrictions is the only way forward ethically speaking. In this new era of Weirdness nothing is unethical anymore.

Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: January 10, 2018, 05:12:52 pm »
City Manager sounds like my job, only with old people.  So, uh, have fun?

Frankly, it looks like it's gonna suck, but I am too broke to be picky.

I can relate. I just accepted a job as an out-call telemarketing rep trying to set up vacuum cleaner demonstrations.  :|

Good news is it pays little enough that I can keep my state healthcare and housing. I need to really get to good again, but it's a long road from here.

High Weirdness / Re: Chicken grows face of dinosaur
« on: January 10, 2018, 05:06:03 pm »
So... "rare as hen's teeth" may not be a viable phrase one day. I approve of this Frankenstein shit!

Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: January 07, 2018, 03:55:11 am »
Awww.   :sad:

Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: January 07, 2018, 01:33:08 am »
I think he is basically a semi-aware collection of assumptions and insecurities more than he is an actual person.

I could describe myself this way in some sense. I certainly have felt like it sometimes.

The difference is that you have the ability to describe yourself that way. Trump, on the other hand, is constitutionally incapable of that level of self-reflection.

Somehow this makes me feel better about myself. Opinions of The Trumpster remain unchanged. One day soon I need to vent my spleen about it. Probably in High Weirdness. I got a whole tank of that and other weird shit to spread and nobody is using that board much anyway.

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