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Techmology and Scientism / Re: Online gamers crack AIDS enzyme puzzle
« on: September 20, 2011, 05:43:51 am »
I didn't even know this was going on until I read it on Yahoo this morning.  That's what I call teamwork!

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Apple Talk / Re: ATTN: Cramulus (and other fractal tards)
« on: September 18, 2011, 12:25:06 am »
That's pretty freakin' cool. When I have time I'll take a look at the program.

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Or Kill Me / Re: Wasted Potential.
« on: September 17, 2011, 08:29:27 pm »
 :mittens:

The path of least resistance
downhill, down the drain
A well trodden, sodden path. 

I hope one day the idea of excellence for it's own sake catches on again.

Great post.

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Apple Talk / Re: Prophecy
« on: September 05, 2011, 02:39:21 pm »

Unless you have a survival plan that requires hundreds of thousands of small paper rectangles to succeed?

Also, OP = :mittens:


 :roll: Umm, no comment.  :)

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Propaganda Depository / Re: Audioautoerotica
« on: September 05, 2011, 02:36:52 pm »
I have modified all of the original links so that they will not be directing to my For-Profit site.

I am not going to record public rants for publication here for some time.  It's it's more enjoyable for me to do them with no planned topic or desire to publish. 

I'll definitely find interesting and innovative uses for the ability to post audio here on the forum though.  Additionally if you want to know who I am it's listed in the description box on Kiwi6.    8)

All rants or audio bits posted here will also be added to the OP as I put them up.

Enjoy your holiday! (to Americans)

Enjoy your Monday! (to all others I'm aware of)

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Apple Talk / Re: Prophecy
« on: September 05, 2011, 01:11:42 pm »
 :mittens:

(Hail Brother squid.  *Clapping*  I said Hail, surely the Goddess speaks to you! *Dancing with hands up* Hail hail hail.  *falls over in the aisle twitching and laughing happily*)


Really though, seems best to me to be ready for it.  This may mean getting the cash and prepping the fam for the Days of Eris.

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Apple Talk / Re: Joseph- A very questionable Wizard
« on: September 01, 2011, 08:49:37 pm »
Alright, I'm over it.  This thread is pure bile and it's gonna stay that way.  Might as well roll with it now.

If you want me to take a post seriously DO NOT POST HERE.
I won't even kind of deal seriously any more.  Insult me, and I'll consider it a compliment to insult back.  It better be good though or I shall ignore it entirely.

I WILL escalate arguments
I WILL claim outlandish authority on things I can not understand
I WILL shit on those that shit on me and/or piss me off, no matter where they come from
I WILL stand on the Highest soapbox ever and look down on thinking cloudier than mine
I WILL be like all you guys.

But only here, on this thread.  Otherwise it's just not going to be any good.  Nope, just no good at all.  :lulz:


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Apple Talk / Re: ITT: The New American Dream
« on: September 01, 2011, 07:07:27 pm »

It be kicked out of a sub-orbital jet for talking shit to the wrong people, only for them to discover that the gods are real enough to keep my body intact and guide it to a pre-arranged impact zone.  The pool in front of the Washington Monument.
They like Lulz too.

That's my American Dream.


To discover afterward that there is an afterlife AND they have TV.  I want to see that the news cover-up was something to the effect of "Pool to be drained and refurbished. Monumental crack much worse than expected."


That's my "American Gods" Dream.

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Apple Talk / Re: Joseph- A very questionable Wizard
« on: August 31, 2011, 10:20:50 pm »
It's so weird.  There's literally nothing I find funny that you guys react well to at all. 

To make matters much worse, I am constantly amused and educated by the content here, yet actual chatting consistantly turns into a catastrophe. 

This place is terrible.  :fnord:

I'm just a sprout.  Easily removed from the garden.

I'm taking the dingo's advice.

1. This was a kind of fail thread to start with.

2. The people here still posting have decided they don't want to like you Joseph. Cut your losses, go to a Better thread and post some content.

If someone posts something here I'll definitely see it, but I have no idea what's really going on or how to respond. So, I just won't for a long while.

I've got ideas for content and will contribute, but I'm gonna shut up socially.

Not butthurt here, and not really mad.  Just dumb.

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Apple Talk / Re: Joseph- A very questionable Wizard
« on: August 31, 2011, 08:01:29 am »
I'll try to like anybody. But every time I start to read that guy it makes me throw up in my mouth a little.

Anna Mae Bollocks you earned nuff 'rspect from me when you posted that link about the one dude with the shitty Vulcan haircut and eye brow malfunction in that one link about the bad shit Cain posted that got me on board here in a real way.

I've had this BASTARDO HORRIBLE on my radar for too long and his rep in several circles alone has earned him my extreme *REDACTED* upon which I shall heap what's left off his *REDACTED* upon the temple's *REDACTED* in front of his *REDACTED* with plastic utensils not made for the purpose.   :evilmad: No Icons Angry Enough  :evilmad:

I pray his fate is in my hands one day
I'd bring him to you as a gift
All pretty in pink rope
With low temp flammable liquids
Matches and lye

You can puke on my threads
I'll wash them myself
dry them by the fire
drink deep with you
then turn myself in


Hm.. I usually don't get all poetic
Why, I do believe I love you AMB.  Let's try to keep it Platonic.  :p

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Apple Talk / Re: Joseph- A very questionable Wizard
« on: August 31, 2011, 08:01:09 am »
TLDR: Joseph takes off his costume, admits yet more folly, talks a little shop, and accuses Doktor Howl of unlicensed and experi-mental Phrenology crossing state lines.


1. This was a kind of fail thread to start with.

2. The people here still posting have decided they don't want to like you Joseph. Cut your losses, gobto a Better thread and post some content.

I don't want to not like him, but he comes off like a used car salesman.  

Yep. Fake fake fake. It's all persona, and no personality.

First time he seemed to get his head straight, I was all happy.  I mean, he's obviously got brains, and there he was, using them.

Then, after the 2nd or 3rd time that happened, I realized it was part of the act, too.

Yep.

And the act is now cold and bloated.

It was a cheap costume and a bullshit act.  Not fake in my sincere moments, but generally.  I came here distrustful of people that I knew nothing real about.  Respectfully, Discordia sometimes gets pretty shitty press.
Other videos in my research were much better or I would have entirely written off this site and my marketing bullshit would have eventually come totally out of the blue if successful.

My mistake was not vetting this place and lurking before I jumped in to see what splash could be made and what might float to the surface.
In this respect I guess I was trolling, but am not from the internet culture and didn't know the term before I came here.  Tough shit for me, I'll deal.

As for the used car salesman vibe and all, If I was trying, REALLY just trying to sell you all something I would have been far worse.  I have not posted logos.  I have NO links to my site in my footer or anywhere else.  Well, one in one post in the HIMEOBS thread, but I was serious about what I was saying there and thought it relevant.  If asked I'll remove it ASAP.  I also read the terms of service.  The fictions, audio rants, and poem I've posted are either written here or made before I got here(all audio rants xcept #5) and DO NOT contain my site name or links for any purpose other than to hear the audio.  They're coming down off the site soon anyway and I may use kiwi6.com to relink them later.

Also

Doktor Howl... have you been opening up my head and inspecting my brain while I sleep?  Cuz I found my toothbrush several millimeters from where I left it when I woke up this morning, and that whiskey in my freezer used to be FULL.  That's just sloppy man!
 :lulz:

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Apple Talk / Re: Joseph- A very questionable Wizard
« on: August 31, 2011, 08:00:48 am »
You can't be too fucking young if you were married for 4 years and it ended 6 years ago unless you were 14 when you got married.  Maybe this is your problem you see yourself as much younger than you actually are.

I'm 29 and I met the woman I fell in love with in public high school.  We were both 18 when what had been friendship became much more.  Social pressure from both of our families was there to get married (Damn sinner kids!), but the feelings were based on an already 3 year friendship.  It seemed natural to get married and we certainly both wanted to have a family and GTFO of our respective homes.  We married about a year or so after things had gotten HOT.

Looking for work sufficient to build up and maintain a home then trade off going to school we relocated.
They were the best years of my life until the sudden stop that caused amounts of butthurt on both sides that were mutually devastating.
I'm not getting into it.  I know my blameful bits and learned that the cosmos sometimes throws people under a bus and the only fault is that they weren't paying attention as it rolled up.

I'm not a kid anymore.  Well, I'm kind of one at heart, but the displays of it here have not gone over well.  I know what grave responsibility feels like.  At first I wasn't taking the people here seriously and came off as an ass.

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Apple Talk / Re: Joseph- A very questionable Wizard
« on: August 30, 2011, 09:28:17 pm »
You will find us forgiving if you are honest, and without mercy if you are full of shit.

Yeah I actually like that about this place and the folks I've met.

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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: D.R.F AgitProp
« on: August 30, 2011, 09:15:37 pm »
I thought it was just gonna escalate with the symbolism, but they REALLY went there!  :aaa:

Nice job to whomever the credit is due.

The Onion.

The newscast video clips where from the Onion. The still Images where added by the discordian cabal listed in the end credits.

Yeah I recognized the Onion broadcast.  I was talking about the stills.  I don't know what persons were involved from the groups listed at the end.  They did a great job on all 3 of these.

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Apple Talk / Re: Joseph- A very questionable Wizard
« on: August 30, 2011, 09:12:00 pm »
TLDR:  Joseph talks about who he is, how he got here, and why he's been acting like a fool.


My name is Joseph not Ben Mack.  I never heard of the guy until I came here and I'm not like what I understand of him in most ways.

I'm a young man living in Wisconsin, where I was born.
I am half Italian (mixed Roman/Sicilian) and almost half Irish with a bit of German.
I grew up with the usual in the lower end of middle class, and an unusually intense fundamentalist Christian upbringing from my parents.
My father worked in machine repair (he is extremely good at it) and my mother as a nurse.

My primary occupational skill is in electronic assembly and repair.
I'm very good at it, but lack real engineering knowledge.

I was married for 4 years.  It ended about 6 years ago.

I have been aware of this site for some few years, but chose not to get into or really read the forums because I was busy with my own self interest and goals. 
The BIP I read. 
I loved it and felt that it was a rightful expansion/addition to what I understood of the PD. 
It was my search for the PD that led me here in the first place.
The Illuminatus! Trilogy is where I was first exposed to the idea of the Discordian Society about 11 years ago.

When I began to post here I thought it would be fun to just dive in and start showing the people here what I'm up to.
In hindsight I've come to consider the impulsiveness of the way I went about it to be a stupid mistake.
I very much want to fix this mistake, but realize I may well have burned some bridges before they were even really built.
If this can be fixed I know it will take quite a bit of time.
I've behaved like an asshole thinking it was funny too frequently.  I've also been foolish about it when I get upset. 

I want to participate here.
I haven't earned the right.
I've acted childishly and need to STFU and listen when adults are talking.

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