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Apple Talk / Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« on: January 20, 2018, 07:51:26 pm »
1) Last fall when looking for post-modern and post-humanist books to read I found PD, the book, on a Wikipedia page for parody/post-modern religions. I started reading it, thought it was funny, but then stopped and moved on to a different pdf. Later I audiobook'd the Illuminatus! Trilogy and was provoked by the logogram/biogram theory of action. After finishing the trilogy, I looked for further reading on the subject finding only one journal article titled 'Dissipating the Logogram'. It was a good read, but I wasn't satisfied with his resolution... ended up on PD, the forum, several times in my search. Too many times and I am here.

2) From what I've read, the other Greek Gods weren't the best judges of character. But yeah, I'm askin' for it.

3) I cook practically, might add some recipes there but they aren't fancy. Here's an easy one for now.

0. If this is your first time working with pasta and you need extra luck, try throwing a pinch of salt over your shoulder into the pot. If not, skip this step.

1. Make spaghetti. From scratch is cheaper but box works just as well. The key to knowing when the spaghetti is ready is a sudden change in the smell of the room. After the smell changes, let it cook a bit longer. If you can't smell the difference yet, do a flexibility test of the pasta and try it every now and then. It is essential the spaghetti gets a lot of water in it for this recipe. Also, I don't think it is important to boil the water before putting the spaghetti in as long as it is kinda hot.

2. Drain the spaghetti. While draining it is easy, if you mess up you can end up with sink-spaghetti a different, less desirable recipe. Also, it is important to pour it out of the pot when you drain it, so it gets airtime.

3. Here is the twist. Then freeze the amount of spaghetti you will eat. The goal is not to freeze it thoroughly, but to get a soft-freeze. Frozen spaghetti, as long as it is malleable, is very refreshing and enables many more pairings rather than just tomatoes and cheese. I recommend pickles in my frozen spaghetti, but I wouldn't eat pickles in hot spaghetti. Alternatively, frozen spaghetti can be a straight dessert as an ice cream substitute if paired with something sweet. Lastly, semi-frozen spaghetti is not as messy. Because it does not slip around and can be bitten into rather than slurped, frozen spaghetti is a better option for fancier meals, I'd imagine. I freeze spaghetti practically, not fancily, so I wouldn't know on that last pro.

I think you're looking for the Pastafarians.

Welcome newbs! Mack Mack Mack Ben Mack!

Apple Talk / Re: Ben Mack
« on: January 20, 2018, 07:47:34 pm »
Ben Mack Ben Mack yoyo ball Ben Ben Mack Mack!

Ben Mack,

         Ben MackMACKBEN

Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: January 17, 2018, 05:34:11 pm »
Holy shit!

Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: January 17, 2018, 04:59:37 pm »
So the cold calling job is working out so far. Mostly folks don't answer. I'm learning to deal with the jerks by laughing (to myself) at the sheer troll of it. Mostly folks are polite but firmly uninterested in a free Kirby demonstration. Shocking, I know. I have yet to set an appointment, but I still have the new guy effect going on. Imitating the plastic optimistic attitude is no problem.

Kinda want to look more into the Sub Genius stuff. I hate being upbeat for a living, but maybe success is not about what I like or hate.

Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: January 17, 2018, 04:53:32 pm »
Glad to hear it Faust!

Literate Chaotic / Re: How full of shit is Peter Levenda?
« on: January 17, 2018, 04:52:29 pm »
How full of shit is Peter Levenda?


Very much, and most people don't even realize that the Simon Necronomicon was written by him. To add to that, half the people that believe it's legit, haven't even read Lovecraft  :lulz:

Book of Worms and the 50 Names of Marduk were fun. If he made those up... wow.

Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: Theological Questions!
« on: January 17, 2018, 04:50:09 pm »
To be fair, a large majority of "Christians" are just "Jesusists" - aka ignoring most of the Bibles doctrines for a very basic identification with the hero archetype and the heaven ideal + turning up at church every Sunday to pretend to be more into their religion then they actually are

Back with Christianity origins - it was pretty much like:

"Ok lets steal the Jewish scriptures and ignore everything except for what is relevant to the Jesus narrative we are trying to put together"

 :lulz: They especially ignore the fun parts of Genesis like the whole Nephilim thing and that one time Abraham sold his wife to the Pharaoh and told him she was his sister. Good times!

Apple Talk / Re: Help me get banned! Win prizes!
« on: January 17, 2018, 04:44:57 pm »
The forum is a mirror

but not like how the Principia is a mirror

the forum is more like one of those mirrors you put in a bird cage so the bird thinks she's socializing

except the bird is a bonobo

Apple Talk / Re: Fun things to say to pagans, chaos magick assholes, etc.
« on: January 17, 2018, 04:41:21 pm »
Most of this and especially op is  :lulz: :lulz:

The auric field has three levels above the normal out of the box one. You just have to get up to 5D and you get hard light. At 10D you get a liquid crystal aura and a holy guardian angel for no extra cost! A large enough quartz in the home can cause this automatically!!

Apple Talk / Re: Help me get banned! Win prizes!
« on: January 13, 2018, 09:48:53 pm »
You get the Discordia you deserve, not the Discordia you want.
                                                                                                     Get a grip. It's an internet forum. Not  "Discordia".

You get a grip. It's Discordia wherever you "are". If you don't want your account anymore stop posting or whatever. Just a thought.

Apple Talk / Re: Help me get banned! Win prizes!
« on: January 13, 2018, 07:51:46 pm »
This is all you need to know

Apple Talk / Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)
« on: January 11, 2018, 05:21:38 pm »
I missed this thread somehow until the most recent bump. It's awesome!

High Weirdness / Re: Chicken grows face of dinosaur
« on: January 11, 2018, 01:50:48 am »
besides, they HAVE my ethical approval. Asking for approval from someone they know will not grant it, or not asking at all, shows a clear bias, and I think it invalidates their findings.

Clearly more study and less restrictions is the only way forward ethically speaking. In this new era of Weirdness nothing is unethical anymore.

Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: January 10, 2018, 05:12:52 pm »
City Manager sounds like my job, only with old people.  So, uh, have fun?

Frankly, it looks like it's gonna suck, but I am too broke to be picky.

I can relate. I just accepted a job as an out-call telemarketing rep trying to set up vacuum cleaner demonstrations.  :|

Good news is it pays little enough that I can keep my state healthcare and housing. I need to really get to good again, but it's a long road from here.

High Weirdness / Re: Chicken grows face of dinosaur
« on: January 10, 2018, 05:06:03 pm »
So... "rare as hen's teeth" may not be a viable phrase one day. I approve of this Frankenstein shit!

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