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TESTEMONAIL: Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.
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#21
Principia Discussion / Have a Slack Sloth Day
Last post by Abbot Mythos - April 10, 2026, 12:09:54 PM'Tis the 27th day of the Season of Discord in the Year of Our Lady of Discord 3192, and officially time to not give a damn about, be indifferent to, be disinterested in, etc., celebrating the Discosloth Whollyday.
Discordia's seasonal Sloth Days, or The Days of the Sloth, are wholly appropriate whollydays, as next to nobody celebrates any of the sacrosanct Discordian Calendar's holydays, that are officially recorded in THE BOOK, our very own literatus immoralis, titled the Principia Discordia, Loompanics "Yellow Cover" combined 4th and 5th edition, either.
Carry on.
Hail Eris!
All Hail Discordia!
Discordia's seasonal Sloth Days, or The Days of the Sloth, are wholly appropriate whollydays, as next to nobody celebrates any of the sacrosanct Discordian Calendar's holydays, that are officially recorded in THE BOOK, our very own literatus immoralis, titled the Principia Discordia, Loompanics "Yellow Cover" combined 4th and 5th edition, either.
Carry on.
Hail Eris!
All Hail Discordia!
#22
Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Republicult™ On Parade
Last post by Abbot Mythos - April 02, 2026, 07:17:29 PMAnother one bites the dust!
So, 'reportedly,' the POSOTUS was frustrated enough over the handling of the Trump-Epstein Files to fire another sycophant. And, to the surprise of nobody, this one is female too.
"Trump was reportedly frustrated with Bondi over the justice department's handling of the Epstein files"
So, 'reportedly,' the POSOTUS was frustrated enough over the handling of the Trump-Epstein Files to fire another sycophant. And, to the surprise of nobody, this one is female too.
#23
Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Resistance 2.0!
Last post by Abbot Mythos - April 02, 2026, 02:02:56 PMQuote from: Abbot Mythos on April 01, 2026, 04:48:52 PMSome people simply can not handle constructive criticism:
As per this article:
""We are here in celebration and defense of our American ideals," Springsteen said. "Democracy, our Constitution and our sacred American promise, the America that I love, the America that I've written about for 50 years, that's been a beacon of hope and liberty around the world, is currently in the hands of a corrupt, incompetent, racist, reckless, and treasonous administration.""
Now, that's what I call an accurate description of the Turd Reich.
As per this article the POSOTUS posted:
""Bad, and very boring singer, Bruce Springsteen, who looks like a dried up prune who has suffered greatly from the work of a really bad plastic surgeon, has long had a horrible and incurable case of Trump Derangement Syndrome, sometimes referred to as TDS," Trump posted on Truth Social a little over four minutes later.
"The guy is a total loser who spews hate against a President who won a Landslide Election, including the popular vote, all Seven Swing States, and 86% of the Counties across America. Under Sleepy Joe and the Dems, our Country was DEAD, and now we have the 'hottest' Country, by far, anywhere in the World," Trump added. "MAGA SHOULD BOYCOTT HIS OVERPRICED CONCERTS, WHICH SUCK. SAVE YOUR HARD EARNED MONEY. AMERICA IS BACK!!! President DJT.""
I don't doubt "The Boss" is laughing his ass off over the POSOTUS response.
#24
Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Resistance 2.0!
Last post by Abbot Mythos - April 01, 2026, 04:48:52 PMAs per this article:
""We are here in celebration and defense of our American ideals," Springsteen said. "Democracy, our Constitution and our sacred American promise, the America that I love, the America that I've written about for 50 years, that's been a beacon of hope and liberty around the world, is currently in the hands of a corrupt, incompetent, racist, reckless, and treasonous administration.""
Now, that's what I call an accurate description of the Turd Reich.
#25
Apple Talk / Re: Introductions, part V: Do...
Last post by Mandelbrot Slapper - March 31, 2026, 06:10:24 PMQuote from: Cramulus on March 25, 2026, 01:39:09 PMHi my name is Cramulus and this is JackassHow d'you do Mr Cramulus & thank you for thinking of my cat's penis. She doesn't have one but she appreciates the gesture.
[blasts his own laptop with a fire hose]
Mr. Scrid, I'll have a Tequilla Mockingbird. Make it a pentuple.
#26
Apple Talk / Re: SexyFish's Worldwide Roman...
Last post by Cramulus - March 25, 2026, 01:41:06 PMQuote from: SexyFish on March 10, 2026, 05:47:07 PMI'm back again!!!!!
These days I am attracted to those spill detector robots at Stop & Shop. The ones with the big googly eyes.
Can you give me some romantic advice?
#27
Apple Talk / Re: Introductions, part V: Do...
Last post by Cramulus - March 25, 2026, 01:39:09 PMHi my name is Cramulus and this is Jackass
[blasts his own laptop with a fire hose]
Mr. Scrid, I'll have a Tequilla Mockingbird. Make it a pentuple.
[blasts his own laptop with a fire hose]
Mr. Scrid, I'll have a Tequilla Mockingbird. Make it a pentuple.
#28
Aneristic Illusions / Re: Money Can't Buy Class - Ex...
Last post by Abbot Mythos - March 22, 2026, 04:16:45 PM"Amid sober tributes to the former FBI director, President Trump wrote: "I'm glad he's dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people!""
Again, as per this article:
"Trump reacted to Mueller's passing in a March 21 post on Truth Social that said: "Robert Mueller just died. Good, I'm glad he's dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people! President DONALD J. TRUMP.""
And, that's why the title of this topic is "Money Can't Buy Class - Exhibit A: The POSOTUS".
#29
Apple Talk / Re: Introductions, part V: Do...
Last post by Abbot Mythos - March 21, 2026, 06:10:12 PMQuote from: Mandelbrot Slapper on March 17, 2026, 07:08:09 AMOh hey there is an introductions thread. I just never found it till now. Guess I ought to have looked sooner.Actually, you got it right the first time. The latest 'Introductions thread' is pinned above.
Too late?
https://youtu.be/pgIR3GU_5sw
But, your post did reminded me that I saw Elvis Costello in concert back in '78 when he was on his 2nd US Tour.
#30
Aneristic Illusions / Re: How Not to Actually Win a ...
Last post by Abbot Mythos - March 21, 2026, 02:49:16 PMAs per this article:
"CHRIS HAYES, MS NOW HOST: Good evening from New York. I'm Chris Hayes. You know, every once in a while, you just have to remind yourself that the president of the United States is a sociopath, or at the very least, being charitable here, he just can't help himself from acting like one."
I don't have Real Clear Politics bookmarked in my "Politics" category, as I know it to be a deep red, Partisan MAGAtry Media (PMM) outlet. So, it surprised me that they even posted this article, with this title, on their website. Still, the author of this article wrote it using only 100% Chris Hayes and POSOTUS quotations. But, although the author did not add his own thoughts, and/or comments to his article, the comments from the Real Clear Politics readership clearly reveal the MAGAtry mindset.