In North Korea, this forum wouldn't be banned, it would be revered and taught in schools as a palatable and preferable version of Western history. And in many ways, that's all the truth the children of North Korea need
Quote from: Faust on June 20, 2026, 10:11:29 PMIts times like these I really miss Cain's opinion
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on June 19, 2026, 02:34:06 AMI grew up on a farm, kid, and you don't harvest by the calendar, nor by esoteric knowledge, grudgingly granted by the clerical class.
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on June 19, 2026, 02:39:31 AMEh, that's not a terribly big deal. I had an uncle who was a Shriner.
Quote from: Omnidextrious on June 18, 2026, 05:25:32 AMQuote from: Abbot Mythos on June 11, 2026, 08:48:37 AMConspiracy theories are a defining feature of our Discordian mythology. It's one of the things that drew me to this religion, as I find many popular conspiracy theories to be highly amusing.
In that case, I will divulge that my great grandfather quit from high ranks in the actual freemasons/illuminati.
Quote from: Omnidextrious on June 18, 2026, 05:11:44 AMOn the contrary, I love ideas that challenge my assumptions. Have you got any?Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on June 13, 2026, 02:26:18 PMI perceive that you are full of shit.
That... seems to be the overused crutch of an emotionally stunted arguer who cannot stomach ideas that challenge their own assumptions.
QuoteOld timey farmers needed an accurate system for timing planting and harvestI grew up on a farm, kid, and you don't harvest by the calendar, nor by esoteric knowledge, grudgingly granted by the clerical class. You go out to the field and check if the damn crop is ready. The "old timey" farmers didn't have the convenience of grain moisture testers, but I guess they could go out, pluck a few stalks, and decide if the wheat was dry enough to grind.
Quotebecause harvesting by hand took a long time and required the whole community working together, often for weeks on end, while crops only stayed perfectly ripe for a brief period before rain, wind, birds, or the plants themselves caused losses; in the past, with no good ways to preserve extra food for long periods or bring in supplies from far away, even losing 10 or 20 percent of the crop could leave the village short on calories during the winter or dry season when nothing new was growing and people already lived close to the edge.