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[A swing-district Iowa Republican says she'll hold town halls 'when hell freezes over']

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Republicult™ On Parade

Last post by Abbot Mythos - October 08, 2025, 05:09:12 PM

Here's a flyover state Republicult™ leader out there making friends and influencing people:

A swing-district Iowa Republican says she'll hold town halls 'when hell freezes over'

As per this article:

"Miller-Meeks added: "You have plenty of opportunities to yell at me and tell me I should be ashamed of myself, and by the way, I am not.""

Republicult™ leaders have no shame, so no surprise there. In any case, the POSOTUS's tariffs aren't having a positive affect on Iowa's soybean sales to China this harvest season. The congresswoman may want to address that issue before November 3rd, 2026.

[Statue of Trump and Epstein holding hands returns to the National Mall]

#22

Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Resistance 2.0!

Last post by Pergamos - October 08, 2025, 04:44:43 PM

The Resistance 2.0 has a resilient, artistic cell currently operating under codename "The Secret Handshake:"

Statue of Trump and Epstein holding hands returns to the National Mall

"A statue featuring President Donald Trump alongside convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein has reappeared in front of the Capitol after it was removed last week."

Retrieving their damaged work of art from the nefarious clutches of the National Park Service, and redisplaying it on the National Mall is an impressive feat of tradecraft. Bravo!

And because of the shut down it can't be taken down again.

#23

Apple Talk / Re: ITT: Call It Now, Be Right...

Last post by Pergamos - October 08, 2025, 04:36:14 PM

I'd rather be part of Canada

We don't want you.  You screwed up your country, we don't need you screwing up ours, too.

Yeah, he'd vote for the greens to benefit the conservatives or UCP because the liberals aren't pure enough for him.

And it's not just Pergamos in particular, or the people like him, we don't want any seceded states trying to join up.

Even the bluest of your blue states is politically very toxic, and we've already got at least two toxic provinces.  (I'm living in one of them).  It's enough.  Individual Americans who want to immigrate or seek asylum is one thing, but your systems are pure poison.

There is a lack of understanding south of the border about exactly how much hate has accumulated up here over the last several months.

Good,  I've seen a lot of talk about the West coast joining Canada and WA and OR have a lot of work to do to be up to Canadian standards, California meanwhile has a lot of work to do to be up to Mexican standards.

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#24

Or Kill Me / Re: The End of Discordianism

Last post by Doktor Howl - October 08, 2025, 05:45:39 AM

The root of Discordia is petty spite.

Been sayin' it.

Do you get it, now?  Trump is born of Eris.  Trump is the incarnation of Eris.  Trump is Eris.  He is petty, spiteful, random, careless of consequences.  He's exactly the kind of god you wanted, the one you voted for, and now he's wandering free over the Earth, crashing everyone's party!

I said the same thing about GWB in 2003 and damn near got lynched in this bitch.

#25

Apple Talk / Re: ITT: Call It Now, Be Right...

Last post by Doktor Howl - October 08, 2025, 05:31:46 AM

I'd rather be part of Canada

We don't want you.  You screwed up your country, we don't need you screwing up ours, too.

Yeah, he'd vote for the greens to benefit the conservatives or UCP because the liberals aren't pure enough for him.

And it's not just Pergamos in particular, or the people like him, we don't want any seceded states trying to join up.

Even the bluest of your blue states is politically very toxic, and we've already got at least two toxic provinces.  (I'm living in one of them).  It's enough.  Individual Americans who want to immigrate or seek asylum is one thing, but your systems are pure poison.

There is a lack of understanding south of the border about exactly how much hate has accumulated up here over the last several months.

I'm aware.  I'm from Canada, most of my relatives still live there.

They seem less than enchanted with the USA.  CAN'T IMAGINE WHY.

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#26

Or Kill Me / The End of Discordianism

Last post by chaotic neutral observer - October 08, 2025, 05:25:03 AM

This world is made from chaos, born from it, and you, goddess knows why, signed up for a chaos-based religion.

Well, now a big meaty chunk of that chaos has escaped from the neatly pencilled line you drew around it, and is contorting your reality with fresh new horrors.  And here you are getting all shocked and dismayed and running around yapping like a chihuaha that just realized it's about to be castrated.

Isn't this what you wanted?  Did you think Discordianism was just a bunch of randos goofing off, talking shit, and making lame jokes about the hotdog truck that spilled its cargo over interstate 83? Have you completely missed the point?

Forget that junk, look to the roots of things.

You're here, reading the tattered remnants of this moth-chewed forum, so you already recognize that Christianity has nothing to do with loving your neighbour, or following the Bible.  Its root is "We chose ourselves as the chosen people, and now we have the God-given duty to fuck everyone up and take their stuff."

And, just like that, Discordia has nothing to do with the Principia book, or the BIP, or a measured introspection of your belief structures.  The root of Discordia is petty spite.  It's about carelessly wiping out a major city-state because someone didn't invite you to their party.

Do you get it, now?  Trump is born of Eris.  Trump is the incarnation of Eris.  Trump is Eris.  He is petty, spiteful, random, careless of consequences.  He's exactly the kind of god you wanted, the one you voted for, and now he's wandering free over the Earth, crashing everyone's party!

Isn't it fun?

#27

Apple Talk / Re: ITT: Call It Now, Be Right...

Last post by chaotic neutral observer - October 08, 2025, 04:35:05 AM

I'd rather be part of Canada

We don't want you.  You screwed up your country, we don't need you screwing up ours, too.

Yeah, he'd vote for the greens to benefit the conservatives or UCP because the liberals aren't pure enough for him.

And it's not just Pergamos in particular, or the people like him, we don't want any seceded states trying to join up.

Even the bluest of your blue states is politically very toxic, and we've already got at least two toxic provinces.  (I'm living in one of them).  It's enough.  Individual Americans who want to immigrate or seek asylum is one thing, but your systems are pure poison.

There is a lack of understanding south of the border about exactly how much hate has accumulated up here over the last several months.

#28

Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Resistance 2.0!

Last post by Bruno - October 08, 2025, 04:10:29 AM

If that doesn't work, you could just put an ad in A.N.T.I.F.A. Supersoldier of Fortune Magazine.

[Air traffic staffing shortage hits O'Hare amid government shutdown; delays possible]

#29

Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Big Beautiful 2025 US ...

Last post by Abbot Mythos - October 08, 2025, 04:03:18 AM

And so, we shall have to wait and see.

It's beginning to look like Robert Reich may be right about who will end the government shutdown:

Air traffic staffing shortage hits O'Hare amid government shutdown; delays possible

#30

Apple Talk / Re: Andy Rooney Moment

Last post by Doktor Howl - October 07, 2025, 11:47:14 PM

Just a little over two years later:

What the fuck was I worried about?  The last thing in the world I want right now is to be connected to people, given two basic facts:

1.  Many of these people will be hauled off by the back of the neck by fat sadists in tactical gear (right now it's only ICE, but they will be more of them shortly, with an ever-increasing set of jurisdictions), and

2.  Many of them voted for this, either by actively voting for the lumpy orange thing, or by being too pure and righteous to vote for the only alternative that was actually possible.

I am not interested in saving them, or anyone, and I'd rather not get hauled off with them.  When I get hauled off, I want it to be because I couldn't shut my own big fucking mouth. 

So I am in fact here to laugh over the smoking remains of the republic, and at the shocked people with leopards chewing on their faces.  Fuck them, and fuck you.  None of you are my people.  *I* am my people.

The only person from this board that is currently living in America that I give a shit about is Queen Gogira, because she DID THE FUCKING WORK.  Too bad there was only one of her.  And ECH, but I don't think he has much to worry about.  He is a brute of a man who would use ICE thugs as hackey sacks.

As for the rest of the "discordians" who all fell off over silly shit, I am making a voodoo doll of each of you, and then I am shoving them up my own ass. Just to see how many fit.

In the meantime, we're damn near done with the plasma gravel thing, and I find that more interesting than a pack of goobers that crawled up their own arse.

So that's all.

Good luck.