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#21
Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Best Christmas Gifts f...
Last post by Abbot Mythos - November 29, 2025, 11:22:43 AMNow, here's a memorable gift, a true "objet d'art," that any cultured MAGAt will treasure forever:
The Friendship Statue - Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein - 2025
The Friendship Statue is destined to become the enduring symbol of, and immortalize, the Trump and Epstein Era of Western Civilization. Is there any doubt that when the prototype of this statue is built on the scale of the Neoclassical style Statue of Liberty, the Art Deco style Christ the Redeemer, and the American Romanticism style Mount Rushmore National Memorial, that it will be designated a UNESCO World Heritage Site?
The Friendship Statue - Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein - 2025
The Friendship Statue is destined to become the enduring symbol of, and immortalize, the Trump and Epstein Era of Western Civilization. Is there any doubt that when the prototype of this statue is built on the scale of the Neoclassical style Statue of Liberty, the Art Deco style Christ the Redeemer, and the American Romanticism style Mount Rushmore National Memorial, that it will be designated a UNESCO World Heritage Site?
#22
Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Best Christmas Gifts f...
Last post by Abbot Mythos - November 28, 2025, 11:19:51 AMIt's officially Black Friday in the USA! And so, it's most definitely that time of year again!
Now, the odds are your MAGAts list is shorter than it was last year. I can't even remember the last time I saw a MAGAt proudly wearing their official, Made-in-China MAGAt hat in public. Still, that doesn't mean we should let a MAGAt forget that we know who they really are this holiday season.
Unfortunately, the absolutely perfect gift, those Gavin Newsom designer Knee Pads, marketed "For all your groveling to Trump needs -- now in Republican red. For the low low price of your soul," are already sold out.
But, this politically appropriate Christmas Ornament is still available from Amazon.com for $ 7.95:
Now, the odds are your MAGAts list is shorter than it was last year. I can't even remember the last time I saw a MAGAt proudly wearing their official, Made-in-China MAGAt hat in public. Still, that doesn't mean we should let a MAGAt forget that we know who they really are this holiday season.
Unfortunately, the absolutely perfect gift, those Gavin Newsom designer Knee Pads, marketed "For all your groveling to Trump needs -- now in Republican red. For the low low price of your soul," are already sold out.
But, this politically appropriate Christmas Ornament is still available from Amazon.com for $ 7.95:
#23
Aneristic Illusions / Re: No, It's Not an Article On...
Last post by Abbot Mythos - November 27, 2025, 07:29:15 PMTrump Muses New Term for Republicans Who Avidly Support Him Amid High-Profile Divisions Within the MAGA Base
As per this article:
"In his latest attempt to expand the vocabulary of the MAGA base, Trump mused over new terms that could be used to describe Republicans who are loyal to him.
"There is a new word for a TRUMP REPUBLICAN, which is almost everyone," he said via Truth Social. "It is, TEPUBLICAN??? Or, TPUBLICAN???"
In the hours after the post was shared, several of Trump's supporters used the terms, and even his son, Donald Trump Jr., joined the discourse to suggest the exact word should be "Trumplican.""
Now, all of the above sound lame to me. I mean, those fuckers have no imagination, and aren't even trying. But, if the POSOTUS is hell bent on changing the name of his party to a word that begins with "T," and really, really wants the new name to accurately describe both himself, and those who are loyal to himself, I suggest Turdpublicult™ for his political party, and Turdpublican™ for his individual supporters.
Oh, and I also have an idea for a new, more appropriate party logo/mascot to go along with the new names.
As per this article:
"In his latest attempt to expand the vocabulary of the MAGA base, Trump mused over new terms that could be used to describe Republicans who are loyal to him.
"There is a new word for a TRUMP REPUBLICAN, which is almost everyone," he said via Truth Social. "It is, TEPUBLICAN??? Or, TPUBLICAN???"
In the hours after the post was shared, several of Trump's supporters used the terms, and even his son, Donald Trump Jr., joined the discourse to suggest the exact word should be "Trumplican.""
Now, all of the above sound lame to me. I mean, those fuckers have no imagination, and aren't even trying. But, if the POSOTUS is hell bent on changing the name of his party to a word that begins with "T," and really, really wants the new name to accurately describe both himself, and those who are loyal to himself, I suggest Turdpublicult™ for his political party, and Turdpublican™ for his individual supporters.
Oh, and I also have an idea for a new, more appropriate party logo/mascot to go along with the new names.
#24
Apple Talk / Re: Tales from the Cutting Edg...
Last post by Doktor Howl - November 27, 2025, 02:49:13 AMToday at work:
Me: "Laura, you and I are working Christmas so the guys with young kids can be off."
Laura: *scowl*
Me: "Yes, but you get Thanksgiving off."
Laura: *scowls more*
Me: "Just call me Mr Cratchet."
Laura: "IF YOU CALL ME IN TOMORROW, I WILL PERIOD SHIT ON YOUR DESK."
Me: "..."
Laura: "DO YOU THINK I'M BLUFFING?"
Me: "No, no, I don't think you're bluffing at all."
Laura: "I gotta go do some shit."
Me: "What shit? It's quitting time."
Laura: "I just remembered we have to inspect the sewer access."
Me: "But we did that last week."
Laura: "INSPECT THE SEWER ACCESS. WE MUST FUCKING."
Me: "..."
Laura: *grabs radio* "Everyone meet me at the leechfield." *leaves*
At this point, I chickened out and fucked off for the long weekend. This is not Hamish's first BBQ. No.
Me: "Laura, you and I are working Christmas so the guys with young kids can be off."
Laura: *scowl*
Me: "Yes, but you get Thanksgiving off."
Laura: *scowls more*
Me: "Just call me Mr Cratchet."
Laura: "IF YOU CALL ME IN TOMORROW, I WILL PERIOD SHIT ON YOUR DESK."
Me: "..."
Laura: "DO YOU THINK I'M BLUFFING?"
Me: "No, no, I don't think you're bluffing at all."
Laura: "I gotta go do some shit."
Me: "What shit? It's quitting time."
Laura: "I just remembered we have to inspect the sewer access."
Me: "But we did that last week."
Laura: "INSPECT THE SEWER ACCESS. WE MUST FUCKING."
Me: "..."
Laura: *grabs radio* "Everyone meet me at the leechfield." *leaves*
At this point, I chickened out and fucked off for the long weekend. This is not Hamish's first BBQ. No.
#25
Apple Talk / Re: ITT: Call It Now, Be Right...
Last post by Chelagoras The Boulder - November 26, 2025, 10:53:57 PMQuote from: Doktor Howl on November 12, 2025, 03:26:18 PMlook if its about my mother, we snuck her into your borders fair and square. She's your problem now. Eris help you.Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on November 11, 2025, 06:57:49 PMthe funniest option would be Pacifica or the New Callifornia Republic, or whatever we end up calling it, proposes an EU-style American Union that includes pretty much every nation in the North and South Americas, EXCEPT the US.
If you do not include Southern Arizona, there will be war.
#26
Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Republicult™ On Parade
Last post by Abbot Mythos - November 24, 2025, 09:40:11 PMMy usually reliable snark fails me in response to this:
Pentagon says it might recall Sen. Mark Kelly to military service for court martial over 'illegal orders' video
As per this article:
"The Pentagon said Monday that it is investigating Democratic Sen. Mark Kelly, a retired US Navy captain, in light of "serious allegations of misconduct" the department has received against him, and could even recall him to active duty to face a court martial or administrative punishment."
And, of course, as per further along in this same article:
"In a statement subsequently posted to X, Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth (emphasis mine) made clear that the investigation stemmed from Kelly's comments in the video."
Now, I assume legal precedents exist that permit a retired U.S. serviceperson to be recalled to active duty, by their branch of the military, "to face a court martial or administrative punishment." But, I'm unaware of any actual cases of this happening to anyone, let alone a serving U.S. Senator.
Pentagon says it might recall Sen. Mark Kelly to military service for court martial over 'illegal orders' video
As per this article:
"The Pentagon said Monday that it is investigating Democratic Sen. Mark Kelly, a retired US Navy captain, in light of "serious allegations of misconduct" the department has received against him, and could even recall him to active duty to face a court martial or administrative punishment."
And, of course, as per further along in this same article:
"In a statement subsequently posted to X, Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth (emphasis mine) made clear that the investigation stemmed from Kelly's comments in the video."
Now, I assume legal precedents exist that permit a retired U.S. serviceperson to be recalled to active duty, by their branch of the military, "to face a court martial or administrative punishment." But, I'm unaware of any actual cases of this happening to anyone, let alone a serving U.S. Senator.
#27
Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Republicult™ On Parade
Last post by Abbot Mythos - November 24, 2025, 11:25:26 AMIf there's ever an award given for "Most Spineless Partisan Hack in the U.S. Senate," this clown, who was supposed to be a Doctor of Medicine, will be in the running:
Bill Cassidy Is Still In Denial About RFK, Jr.
"Vaccines are safe. That's the most important message," Cassidy said on CNN Sunday—even though Kennedy's CDC now officially claims otherwise
As per this article:
"Back in February, Sen. Bill Cassidy (R-La.) went to great lengths to justify his decisive vote to confirm Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. as Health and Human Services Secretary.
Cassidy, a physician and chair of the Senate Health, Education, Labor, and Pensions Committee, demanded, among other things, that if confirmed, Kennedy would ensure the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) website did not edit a webpage stating that vaccines do not cause autism.
Of course, under Kennedy's leadership, the CDC did just that this week, ..."
They sure know how to pack 'em in their clown car in the state of Louisiana.
Bill Cassidy Is Still In Denial About RFK, Jr.
"Vaccines are safe. That's the most important message," Cassidy said on CNN Sunday—even though Kennedy's CDC now officially claims otherwise
As per this article:
"Back in February, Sen. Bill Cassidy (R-La.) went to great lengths to justify his decisive vote to confirm Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. as Health and Human Services Secretary.
Cassidy, a physician and chair of the Senate Health, Education, Labor, and Pensions Committee, demanded, among other things, that if confirmed, Kennedy would ensure the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) website did not edit a webpage stating that vaccines do not cause autism.
Of course, under Kennedy's leadership, the CDC did just that this week, ..."
They sure know how to pack 'em in their clown car in the state of Louisiana.
#28
Aneristic Illusions / Re: Regarding 'Merica's Actual...
Last post by Faust - November 24, 2025, 07:44:16 AMIt went well because Mamdani said all the right things to appeal to trump:
"You and I have both been unfairly treated by the media"
"You have done an lot of good work for New York and brought a lot of business to it"
Trump doesn't care about political ideology at all (other than auctioning to the highest bidder), so he tends to get on well with people who are charming, appeal to his ego, and focus on saying things in a non adversarial way.
"You and I have both been unfairly treated by the media"
"You have done an lot of good work for New York and brought a lot of business to it"
Trump doesn't care about political ideology at all (other than auctioning to the highest bidder), so he tends to get on well with people who are charming, appeal to his ego, and focus on saying things in a non adversarial way.
#29
Aneristic Illusions / Re: Regarding 'Merica's Actual...
Last post by Abbot Mythos - November 23, 2025, 11:10:12 PMI don't understand New York City politics. But, I'm beginning to like this guy:
Mamdani stands by 'fascist' claim despite 'productive' Trump meeting
As per this article:
"In an interview on NBC News's "Meet the Press," moderator Kristen Welker noted that, during his press conference with Trump on Friday, a reporter asked Mamdani whether he still believes the president is a "fascist," a label the mayor-elect has used to describe Trump in the past.
"You were about to answer. Then, President Trump sort of jumped in, and he said, quote, 'That's okay. You can just say yes. It's easier than explaining it,'" Welker said in the interview.
She continued: "So, Mr. Mayor-Elect, just to be very clear, do you think that President Trump is a fascist?"
Mamdani defended his response on Friday and doubled down on his position.
"And after President Trump said that, I said, 'Yes,'" Mamdani said, adding, "That's something that I've said in the past. I say it today.""
Mamdani stands by 'fascist' claim despite 'productive' Trump meeting
As per this article:
"In an interview on NBC News's "Meet the Press," moderator Kristen Welker noted that, during his press conference with Trump on Friday, a reporter asked Mamdani whether he still believes the president is a "fascist," a label the mayor-elect has used to describe Trump in the past.
"You were about to answer. Then, President Trump sort of jumped in, and he said, quote, 'That's okay. You can just say yes. It's easier than explaining it,'" Welker said in the interview.
She continued: "So, Mr. Mayor-Elect, just to be very clear, do you think that President Trump is a fascist?"
Mamdani defended his response on Friday and doubled down on his position.
"And after President Trump said that, I said, 'Yes,'" Mamdani said, adding, "That's something that I've said in the past. I say it today.""
#30
Apple Talk / Re: On This Day in History
Last post by Abbot Mythos - November 22, 2025, 12:21:21 AMNovember 22, 1963 - U.S. President John F. Kennedy Was Assassinated
This event had far reaching consequences well beyond the unexpected death of a sitting U.S. President.
JFK had only defeated Richard M. Nixon for the presidency in 1960 by a slim margin, and was unpopular at the time of his assassination. So, had his unpopularity continued, it would have been unlikely that JFK could have won reelection in 1964. But, upon being assassinated, JFK became a young, handsome, American Martyr, LBJ became his old standard bearer, and the former VP rode into office on a political platform based almost entirely upon young, handsome, American Martyrdom.
Now, at the time of JFK's assassination, the U.S. had less than 16,000 troops in Vietnam, and was actually in the process of reducing that number. LBJ, however, had other ideas, and the rest is history.
And, of course, as Discordians and heathen readers of The Illuminatus! Trilogy are well aware, the many conspiracy theories that sprang up after JFK's assassination are still alive and well to this day.
This event had far reaching consequences well beyond the unexpected death of a sitting U.S. President.
JFK had only defeated Richard M. Nixon for the presidency in 1960 by a slim margin, and was unpopular at the time of his assassination. So, had his unpopularity continued, it would have been unlikely that JFK could have won reelection in 1964. But, upon being assassinated, JFK became a young, handsome, American Martyr, LBJ became his old standard bearer, and the former VP rode into office on a political platform based almost entirely upon young, handsome, American Martyrdom.
Now, at the time of JFK's assassination, the U.S. had less than 16,000 troops in Vietnam, and was actually in the process of reducing that number. LBJ, however, had other ideas, and the rest is history.
And, of course, as Discordians and heathen readers of The Illuminatus! Trilogy are well aware, the many conspiracy theories that sprang up after JFK's assassination are still alive and well to this day.