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#21
Apple Talk / Re: ITT: Call It Now, Be Right...
Last post by Doktor Howl - October 08, 2025, 09:58:36 PM
Quote from: Pergamos on October 08, 2025, 06:06:05 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 08, 2025, 05:18:45 PM
Quote from: Pergamos on October 08, 2025, 04:36:14 PM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on October 08, 2025, 04:35:05 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2025, 10:12:59 PM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on October 03, 2025, 02:48:30 PM
Quote from: Pergamos on October 02, 2025, 05:01:31 PMI'd rather be part of Canada

We don't want you.  You screwed up your country, we don't need you screwing up ours, too.

Yeah, he'd vote for the greens to benefit the conservatives or UCP because the liberals aren't pure enough for him.

And it's not just Pergamos in particular, or the people like him, we don't want any seceded states trying to join up.

Even the bluest of your blue states is politically very toxic, and we've already got at least two toxic provinces.  (I'm living in one of them).  It's enough.  Individual Americans who want to immigrate or seek asylum is one thing, but your systems are pure poison.

There is a lack of understanding south of the border about exactly how much hate has accumulated up here over the last several months.

Good,  I've seen a lot of talk about the West coast joining Canada and WA and OR have a lot of work to do to be up to Canadian standards, California meanwhile has a lot of work to do to be up to Mexican standards.

Now you have a problem with Mexico?

You're just a bundle of laughs, aren't you?

Nope, no problem with Mexico, some problems with California. 

You made it sound as if Mexico has very low standards.

Guess what?
#22
Or Kill Me / Re: The End of Discordianism
Last post by Faust - October 08, 2025, 09:42:35 PM
In 2016 I would have agreed. This time everything they have done is deliberate media shock attack, keep people reeling from the last awful thing you did and before they can respond do the next one.
I can say this because its literally what their steve bannon advised them to.
Its systematic, orchestrated, choreographed, and a tool of the same old con, but smarter and meaner. There's nothing chaotic about it, and Trump doesn't have to do anything, just relax and do everything his advisers tell him to
#23
Apple Talk / Re: ITT: Call It Now, Be Right...
Last post by Pergamos - October 08, 2025, 06:06:05 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 08, 2025, 05:18:45 PM
Quote from: Pergamos on October 08, 2025, 04:36:14 PM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on October 08, 2025, 04:35:05 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2025, 10:12:59 PM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on October 03, 2025, 02:48:30 PM
Quote from: Pergamos on October 02, 2025, 05:01:31 PMI'd rather be part of Canada

We don't want you.  You screwed up your country, we don't need you screwing up ours, too.

Yeah, he'd vote for the greens to benefit the conservatives or UCP because the liberals aren't pure enough for him.

And it's not just Pergamos in particular, or the people like him, we don't want any seceded states trying to join up.

Even the bluest of your blue states is politically very toxic, and we've already got at least two toxic provinces.  (I'm living in one of them).  It's enough.  Individual Americans who want to immigrate or seek asylum is one thing, but your systems are pure poison.

There is a lack of understanding south of the border about exactly how much hate has accumulated up here over the last several months.

Good,  I've seen a lot of talk about the West coast joining Canada and WA and OR have a lot of work to do to be up to Canadian standards, California meanwhile has a lot of work to do to be up to Mexican standards.

Now you have a problem with Mexico?

You're just a bundle of laughs, aren't you?

Nope, no problem with Mexico, some problems with California. 
#24
Apple Talk / Re: ITT: Call It Now, Be Right...
Last post by Doktor Howl - October 08, 2025, 05:18:45 PM
Quote from: Pergamos on October 08, 2025, 04:36:14 PM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on October 08, 2025, 04:35:05 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2025, 10:12:59 PM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on October 03, 2025, 02:48:30 PM
Quote from: Pergamos on October 02, 2025, 05:01:31 PMI'd rather be part of Canada

We don't want you.  You screwed up your country, we don't need you screwing up ours, too.

Yeah, he'd vote for the greens to benefit the conservatives or UCP because the liberals aren't pure enough for him.

And it's not just Pergamos in particular, or the people like him, we don't want any seceded states trying to join up.

Even the bluest of your blue states is politically very toxic, and we've already got at least two toxic provinces.  (I'm living in one of them).  It's enough.  Individual Americans who want to immigrate or seek asylum is one thing, but your systems are pure poison.

There is a lack of understanding south of the border about exactly how much hate has accumulated up here over the last several months.

Good,  I've seen a lot of talk about the West coast joining Canada and WA and OR have a lot of work to do to be up to Canadian standards, California meanwhile has a lot of work to do to be up to Mexican standards.

Now you have a problem with Mexico?

You're just a bundle of laughs, aren't you?
#25
Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Republicult™ On Parade
Last post by Abbot Mythos - October 08, 2025, 05:09:12 PM
Here's a flyover state Republicult™ leader out there making friends and influencing people:

A swing-district Iowa Republican says she'll hold town halls 'when hell freezes over'

As per this article:

"Miller-Meeks added: "You have plenty of opportunities to yell at me and tell me I should be ashamed of myself, and by the way, I am not.""

Republicult™ leaders have no shame, so no surprise there. In any case, the POSOTUS's tariffs aren't having a positive affect on Iowa's soybean sales to China this harvest season. The congresswoman may want to address that issue before November 3rd, 2026.
#26
Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Resistance 2.0!
Last post by Pergamos - October 08, 2025, 04:44:43 PM
Quote from: Abbot Mythos on October 04, 2025, 07:05:33 PMThe Resistance 2.0 has a resilient, artistic cell currently operating under codename "The Secret Handshake:"

Statue of Trump and Epstein holding hands returns to the National Mall

"A statue featuring President Donald Trump alongside convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein has reappeared in front of the Capitol after it was removed last week."

Retrieving their damaged work of art from the nefarious clutches of the National Park Service, and redisplaying it on the National Mall is an impressive feat of tradecraft. Bravo!

And because of the shut down it can't be taken down again.
#27
Apple Talk / Re: ITT: Call It Now, Be Right...
Last post by Pergamos - October 08, 2025, 04:36:14 PM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on October 08, 2025, 04:35:05 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2025, 10:12:59 PM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on October 03, 2025, 02:48:30 PM
Quote from: Pergamos on October 02, 2025, 05:01:31 PMI'd rather be part of Canada

We don't want you.  You screwed up your country, we don't need you screwing up ours, too.

Yeah, he'd vote for the greens to benefit the conservatives or UCP because the liberals aren't pure enough for him.

And it's not just Pergamos in particular, or the people like him, we don't want any seceded states trying to join up.

Even the bluest of your blue states is politically very toxic, and we've already got at least two toxic provinces.  (I'm living in one of them).  It's enough.  Individual Americans who want to immigrate or seek asylum is one thing, but your systems are pure poison.

There is a lack of understanding south of the border about exactly how much hate has accumulated up here over the last several months.

Good,  I've seen a lot of talk about the West coast joining Canada and WA and OR have a lot of work to do to be up to Canadian standards, California meanwhile has a lot of work to do to be up to Mexican standards.
#28
Or Kill Me / Re: The End of Discordianism
Last post by Doktor Howl - October 08, 2025, 05:45:39 AM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on October 08, 2025, 05:25:03 AMThe root of Discordia is petty spite.

Been sayin' it.

QuoteDo you get it, now?  Trump is born of Eris.  Trump is the incarnation of Eris.  Trump is Eris.  He is petty, spiteful, random, careless of consequences.  He's exactly the kind of god you wanted, the one you voted for, and now he's wandering free over the Earth, crashing everyone's party!

I said the same thing about GWB in 2003 and damn near got lynched in this bitch.
#29
Apple Talk / Re: ITT: Call It Now, Be Right...
Last post by Doktor Howl - October 08, 2025, 05:31:46 AM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on October 08, 2025, 04:35:05 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 07, 2025, 10:12:59 PM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on October 03, 2025, 02:48:30 PM
Quote from: Pergamos on October 02, 2025, 05:01:31 PMI'd rather be part of Canada

We don't want you.  You screwed up your country, we don't need you screwing up ours, too.

Yeah, he'd vote for the greens to benefit the conservatives or UCP because the liberals aren't pure enough for him.

And it's not just Pergamos in particular, or the people like him, we don't want any seceded states trying to join up.

Even the bluest of your blue states is politically very toxic, and we've already got at least two toxic provinces.  (I'm living in one of them).  It's enough.  Individual Americans who want to immigrate or seek asylum is one thing, but your systems are pure poison.

There is a lack of understanding south of the border about exactly how much hate has accumulated up here over the last several months.

I'm aware.  I'm from Canada, most of my relatives still live there.

They seem less than enchanted with the USA.  CAN'T IMAGINE WHY.
#30
Or Kill Me / The End of Discordianism
Last post by chaotic neutral observer - October 08, 2025, 05:25:03 AM
This world is made from chaos, born from it, and you, goddess knows why, signed up for a chaos-based religion.

Well, now a big meaty chunk of that chaos has escaped from the neatly pencilled line you drew around it, and is contorting your reality with fresh new horrors.  And here you are getting all shocked and dismayed and running around yapping like a chihuaha that just realized it's about to be castrated.

Isn't this what you wanted?  Did you think Discordianism was just a bunch of randos goofing off, talking shit, and making lame jokes about the hotdog truck that spilled its cargo over interstate 83? Have you completely missed the point?

Forget that junk, look to the roots of things.

You're here, reading the tattered remnants of this moth-chewed forum, so you already recognize that Christianity has nothing to do with loving your neighbour, or following the Bible.  Its root is "We chose ourselves as the chosen people, and now we have the God-given duty to fuck everyone up and take their stuff."

And, just like that, Discordia has nothing to do with the Principia book, or the BIP, or a measured introspection of your belief structures.  The root of Discordia is petty spite.  It's about carelessly wiping out a major city-state because someone didn't invite you to their party.

Do you get it, now?  Trump is born of Eris.  Trump is the incarnation of Eris.  Trump is Eris.  He is petty, spiteful, random, careless of consequences.  He's exactly the kind of god you wanted, the one you voted for, and now he's wandering free over the Earth, crashing everyone's party!

Isn't it fun?