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#21

Apple Talk / Re: Introductions VIII: Some ...

Last post by Mandelbrot Slapper - September 24, 2025, 02:37:17 PM

Well the Rapture came & went again without so much as tree frog falling from the canopy & Gazans are still dying.
Current mood:

https://youtu.be/y0LoATTcoJs

#22

Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Republicult™ On Parade

Last post by Abbot Mythos - September 24, 2025, 01:40:47 PM

Honestly, Tennessee is as weird as Florida. We mad Chemtrails illegal last year, and I keep telling people that if they see them, they need to report it to the police, but I never hear back about if they did or not.

Chemtrails are one of my favorite conspiracy theories.

And, after reading your post, it occurred to me that there's gotta be a good catchphrase to be made up, or an old one to plagerize, that can be used to make a meme out of the right-winger's fear of chemtrails. I'm thinking something like the following:

"Chemtrails! Run for your lives!"

"Chemtrails! Report them if you want to live!"

I'm not really satisfied with these offerings. But, maybe, someone here can come up with something better.

[Why are TikTok conservatives predicting the rapture this week?]

#23

Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup ...

Last post by Abbot Mythos - September 24, 2025, 12:24:21 PM

Now I know what to tell people today when they ask me if I'm doing anything special for my birthday.

Why are TikTok conservatives predicting the rapture this week?

People are sharing videos about what to do when the end-times prophecy called the 'rapture' happens.

So, I guess it's a good thing I didn't make any other plans for today, 'cause if I had, I might be disappointed.

#24

Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Resistance 2.0!

Last post by Doktor Howl - September 24, 2025, 02:20:56 AM

I wish Liberals could separate "good at mocking Trump" from "would make a good president" but that's fine for now, Newsom is definitely doing a good job of mocking Trump.

Permagos, the one thing I will not come to you for is political advice. 

#25

Bring and Brag / Re: Lay Day Gar Gar vs the Fai...

Last post by Cramulus - September 23, 2025, 07:19:28 PM

This song popped in my head after a good 15 years. If anyone knows where to find it other than the defunct myspace linked here please reach out

here ya go!

https://www.tumblr.com/cramulus/55267116700/lay-day-gar-gar-vs-the-fail-parade-was-a-musical?source=share

[DESIGNATING ANTIFA AS A DOMESTIC TERRORIST ORGANIZATION]

#26

Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Resistance 2.0!

Last post by Abbot Mythos - September 23, 2025, 05:54:48 PM

Extreme Caution is advised for any and all members in good standing of the Resistance 2.0, as the POSOTUS has issued the following Ex-Laxative Order:

DESIGNATING ANTIFA AS A DOMESTIC TERRORIST ORGANIZATION

It is further advised that it is probably no longer safe for us to continue our current practice of meeting regularly at our Local County Republican Committee Offices. 

#27

Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Walt Disney Company Is...

Last post by Abbot Mythos - September 23, 2025, 12:12:54 PM

This morning, for the first and possibly the last time, I went out of my way to find out what the POSOTUS had to say about Jimmy Kimmel's upcoming, triumphant return tonight. And, to my surprise, at the time of this posting, I found nothing, not even photos of ketchup stains on the wall. And, I do admit, I am disappointed.

But, I did see some nonsense about Antifa. So, at least, there's that.

#28

Techmology and Scientism / Re: Weekly Science Headlines

Last post by Doktor Howl - September 23, 2025, 05:40:46 AM

I was involved installing that beast.

#29

Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Republicult™ On Parade

Last post by Bruno - September 23, 2025, 01:39:17 AM

Honestly, Tennessee is as weird as Florida. We mad Chemtrails illegal last year, and I keep telling people that if they see them, they need to report it to the police, but I never hear back about if they did or not.

#30

Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup ...

Last post by QuestionsTheSoil - September 23, 2025, 01:23:22 AM

I saw a Youtube video where someone censored the word "sexual" in "pansexual." Fuck me, where is the internet heading?