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#31
Or Kill Me / Re: The End of Discordianism
Last post by Pope Mome Apocrypha - October 14, 2025, 05:30:31 PMI won't deny it it's part in chaos as a whole, however, but it is not its totality
#32
Or Kill Me / Re: The End of Discordianism
Last post by Pope Mome Apocrypha - October 14, 2025, 05:17:07 PMAnd here we once more see the optimism in pretending destructive order is the natural state of chaos
#33
Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Resistance 2.0!
Last post by Abbot Mythos - October 14, 2025, 12:38:19 PMConservative Host Says Keystone Kash's FBI Agents Visited Him to Learn About Antifa
As per this article:
"MAGA show host and noted conspiracy theorist Glenn Beck claims he's providing expert advice to the FBI for the Trump administration's mounting crusade against left-wing activists."
Well, isn't that special.
As per this article:
"MAGA show host and noted conspiracy theorist Glenn Beck claims he's providing expert advice to the FBI for the Trump administration's mounting crusade against left-wing activists."
Well, isn't that special.
#34
Apple Talk / Re: It's the Eschaton, try to ...
Last post by navkat - October 14, 2025, 02:35:35 AMQuote from: Doktor Howl on March 19, 2025, 09:27:48 PMThis sounds hopeless, but it's not. Assuming you have a capacity for having more fun than you really wanted.
I don't want any of this fun but folks seem hellbent on dumping gallons of Everclear and a bag of roofies into the community punch-bowl so...let's gooooooo
#35
Apple Talk / Re: What One Can Do With a Sma...
Last post by navkat - October 14, 2025, 02:30:09 AMIf you are in possession of a disco ball of unknown provenance, you are required to fill out a chit (Form DH-1523.03-GLT) in triplicate and rend both to my department for investigation and review within 6 business days of the discovery.
However, the department is currently in full shutdown.
Please hold.
However, the department is currently in full shutdown.
Please hold.
#36
Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup ...
Last post by navkat - October 14, 2025, 02:24:36 AMA lot of my people died. I was alternately sad then better then sad, then better then sad and ANGERY, and now...better. Ish.
I think my brute-force biohacking finally landed on the password to fix my brain? Unsure. The leaks seem to be holding so far.
I knew if I turned my Instant Pot into an autoclave and threw enough shit at my head, eventually some of the nootropic pasta would stick. I didn't even have to order anything from Russia!
I think my brute-force biohacking finally landed on the password to fix my brain? Unsure. The leaks seem to be holding so far.
I knew if I turned my Instant Pot into an autoclave and threw enough shit at my head, eventually some of the nootropic pasta would stick. I didn't even have to order anything from Russia!
#37
Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Resistance 2.0!
Last post by Abbot Mythos - October 13, 2025, 09:22:50 PMQuote from: Bruno on October 13, 2025, 05:48:48 PMI need a list of several things Trump or his minions have done to prevent the Epstein files from being released. The "admistration" is such a fucktangle, it's hard to keep up. The most recent thing is that Johnson has shut down the House to avoid swearing in Adelita Grijalva because she is the vote they need to release the Epstein files.Try this.
I'm trying to put together a sign for the No Kings protest Saturday, and since we seem to be doing costumes, now, I'm going as Columbo in Honor of Columbo Day, which is today.
Abbot Mythos' Quick and Dirty Search
I'm starting to like AI, even though I know it's going to become The Great Filter.
#38
Aneristic Illusions / Re: The Resistance 2.0!
Last post by Bruno - October 13, 2025, 05:48:48 PMI need a list of several things Trump or his minions have done to prevent the Epstein files from being released. The "admistration" is such a fucktangle, it's hard to keep up. The most recent thing is that Johnson has shut down the House to avoid swearing in Adelita Grijalva because she is the vote they need to release the Epstein files.
I'm trying to put together a sign for the No Kings protest Saturday, and since we seem to be doing costumes, now, I'm going as Columbo in Honor of Columbo Day, which is today.
I'm trying to put together a sign for the No Kings protest Saturday, and since we seem to be doing costumes, now, I'm going as Columbo in Honor of Columbo Day, which is today.
#39
Techmology and Scientism / Re: Weekly Science Headlines
Last post by Abbot Mythos - October 13, 2025, 04:08:37 PMAstronomers detect lowest mass dark object ever measured using gravitational lensing
As per this article:
""Hunting for dark objects that do not seem to emit any light is clearly challenging," said Devon Powell at the Max Planck Institute for Astrophysics and lead author of the study. "Since we can't see them directly, we instead use very distant galaxies as a backlight to look for their gravitational imprints.""
Now, these astronomers are not claiming that what they've found is definitively a "dark matter clump." But, it might be, and that's a big deal.
Here's the link to the original research paper: A million-solar-mass object detected at a cosmological distance using gravitational imaging
As per this article:
""Hunting for dark objects that do not seem to emit any light is clearly challenging," said Devon Powell at the Max Planck Institute for Astrophysics and lead author of the study. "Since we can't see them directly, we instead use very distant galaxies as a backlight to look for their gravitational imprints.""
Now, these astronomers are not claiming that what they've found is definitively a "dark matter clump." But, it might be, and that's a big deal.
Here's the link to the original research paper: A million-solar-mass object detected at a cosmological distance using gravitational imaging
#40
Techmology and Scientism / Re: The Tech Forum
Last post by Abbot Mythos - October 13, 2025, 04:35:16 AMTesla faces U.S. auto safety probe after reports FSD ran red lights, caused collisions
As per this article:
"Tesla is facing a federal investigation into possible safety defects with FSD, its partially automated driving system that is also known as Full Self-Driving (Supervised).
Media, vehicle owner and other incident reports to the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration showed that in 44 separate incidents, Tesla drivers using FSD said the system caused them to run a red light, steer into oncoming traffic or commit other traffic safety violations leading to collisions, including some that injured people.
In a notice posted to the agency's website on Thursday, NHTSA said the investigation concerns "all Tesla vehicles that have been equipped with FSD (Supervised) or FSD (Beta)," which is an estimated 2,882,566 of the company's electric cars.
Tesla cars, even with FSD engaged, require a human driver ready to brake or steer at any time."
I can't help but wonder how much it's going to cost Elon the Oligarch tobuy his way out of solve this federal government problem.
As per this article:
"Tesla is facing a federal investigation into possible safety defects with FSD, its partially automated driving system that is also known as Full Self-Driving (Supervised).
Media, vehicle owner and other incident reports to the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration showed that in 44 separate incidents, Tesla drivers using FSD said the system caused them to run a red light, steer into oncoming traffic or commit other traffic safety violations leading to collisions, including some that injured people.
In a notice posted to the agency's website on Thursday, NHTSA said the investigation concerns "all Tesla vehicles that have been equipped with FSD (Supervised) or FSD (Beta)," which is an estimated 2,882,566 of the company's electric cars.
Tesla cars, even with FSD engaged, require a human driver ready to brake or steer at any time."
I can't help but wonder how much it's going to cost Elon the Oligarch to