TESTEMONAIL: Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.
Quote from: MMIX on February 22, 2026, 07:11:48 PMQuote from: chaotic neutral observer on February 16, 2026, 02:16:59 PMBeware of beliefin statements which immediately appear reasonable, and you are inclined to agree with, but for which you have no evidence.t.
That is how fad diets star
Fixed that for you
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on February 16, 2026, 02:16:59 PMBeware of beliefin statements which immediately appear reasonable, and you are inclined to agree with, but for which you have no evidence.t.
That is how fad diets star
Quote from: Abbot Mythos on February 21, 2026, 01:10:26 AMQuote from: Doktor Howl on February 21, 2026, 12:44:10 AMDid that saying end with "Mission Accomplished."?Quote from: Abbot Mythos on February 20, 2026, 07:25:40 PMSo, this thread has gone from the U.S. of A. no longer invading Greenland, to the U.S. of A. possibly invading Canada. And, this thread isn't even located on the High Weirdness Sub-board.
Well ... pardon the interruption. I'm off to the supermarket for more popcorn. Carry on.
Back in the day on PD, we had a saying about thread drift.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 21, 2026, 12:44:10 AMDid that saying end with "Mission Accomplished."?Quote from: Abbot Mythos on February 20, 2026, 07:25:40 PMSo, this thread has gone from the U.S. of A. no longer invading Greenland, to the U.S. of A. possibly invading Canada. And, this thread isn't even located on the High Weirdness Sub-board.
Well ... pardon the interruption. I'm off to the supermarket for more popcorn. Carry on.
Back in the day on PD, we had a saying about thread drift.
Quote from: Abbot Mythos on February 20, 2026, 07:25:40 PMSo, this thread has gone from the U.S. of A. no longer invading Greenland, to the U.S. of A. possibly invading Canada. And, this thread isn't even located on the High Weirdness Sub-board.
Well ... pardon the interruption. I'm off to the supermarket for more popcorn. Carry on.
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on February 20, 2026, 05:08:04 PMQuote from: Doktor Howl on February 20, 2026, 01:43:48 AMI suppose not, although there is a small and loud contingent of Albertans that want that referendum.Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on February 19, 2026, 09:10:46 PMAn RFP for a Made-in-Canada drone communications system has crossed my desk, and although there's no NDA, it's obviously intended as a proof-of-concept for military use. Somebody in the chain of procurement has been spooked by something.
Movement away from the American sphere is in progress everywhere, both overt and otherwise. How tangled up we still are when the Anschluss commences, remains to be seen.
I don't yet believe an Anschluss is inevitable, but I'm a hopelessly naive optimist.
An Anschluss implies at least the appearance of a referendum. That's not going to happen.QuoteAlso, and trust me on this, you can't build weapons fast enough.
But it is also worth mentioning that frontage equations require 81 infantry divisions to MINIMALLY garrison Canada. We have 12.
In an invasion of Canada, I expect the US would very quickly take the critical centers (Toronto, Ottawa, Vancouver, etc.), and then be free to bomb the rest of the population relatively unimpeded. Ukraine has a lot of difficulty with air defense; our problem would be worse.
Any attempt at a large-scale ground occupation, however, would make Vietnam look like a garden party.
Realistically, though, a war between Canada and the US would end with revolution or collapse internal to the US, not because of anything Canada could do.