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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Last post by Cain on Today at 06:10:32 am »
Why couldn't he just get his jollies watching great apes have sex, like Maxwell Knight?
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I'm bringing caffeine.

There was a science fiction story about this.  Drake or Niven or Pournelle, can't remember. Tobacco is outlawed, and there's no due process for possession.  The convict's wife had found him with some contraband pall malls and was going to turn him in, they scuffled, she died.  He had to choose the method of his execution.  The convict chose cigarettes.  So they made him smoke 5 packs a day.
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Most spies also don't send dick picks which get posted all over social media.  Schindler is...special.

All the great spies of yore were fantastic perverts.  I am glad to see the tradition continue.
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I'm just so very sad that I can't find the Eschatron 9000

He's in the white house.

I bet you thought the end of the world would be sexier, right?
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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Last post by Roko's Modern Basilisk on Today at 02:09:38 am »
Early in the second world war, a young soldier sent as part of an invasion force to the mainland fell in love with a local and deserted, fleeing into the jungle. This man raised his child and grandchild to believe (as he did) that the second world war was still going on, and that the absolute worst thing that could happen would be a capture by the imperial japanese government. He gave them as much military and guerilla training as he could, and they became strong and disciplined. In the present day, the last surviving member of the line is discovered by an american filmmaker looking for POWs lost in vietnam, and his existence and story is announced to the world. After that, he is subject to a series of assassination attempts by Yakuza hired by a secret society of Diet members who are dedicated to the return of the ambition and culture of the Japanese Empire -- essentially in order to destroy a source of anti-Imperial PR. However, because of his heavy training, the man survives, and decides to hunt down and kill each member of this secret society -- including the prime minister!
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Sup, noob. Welcome. Taking a different track now the philosophy didn't work out, eh?

Check out the pool on the roof.

Here, this is for your NAZI punching:
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Hi, I punch Nazis.
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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Last post by Cain on Today at 12:16:35 am »
Most spies also don't send dick picks which get posted all over social media.  Schindler is...special.
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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Last post by Salty on Yesterday at 10:13:47 pm »
That makes sense. I somehow doubt a capable and well-grounded spy would blab about internal IC matters on twitter.

And anyway, there's something off about spies who go around saying, "LOOK, I AM/WAS A SPY. NBD." Seems like a poor practice for clandestine work.

Or do spies do that all the time?
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The Secrets Forum / Re: The Magicians
« Last post by Q. G. Pennyworth on Yesterday at 10:06:38 pm »


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