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Apple Zone / Re: Dear PD...
« Last post by Doktor Howl on Today at 09:15:20 pm »I've just recently come to accept that at some point I have lost all passion for anything.
Sucks to be you. You should maybe started picking out a headstone.
News:
Testamonial: And i have actually gone to a bar and had a bouncer try to start a fight with me on the way in. I broke his teeth out of his fucking mouth and put his face through a passenger side window of a car.
Guess thats what the Internet was build for, pussy motherfuckers taking shit in safety...
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Sucks to be you. You should maybe started picking out a headstone.
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Apple Zone / Re: Dear PD...
« Last post by Sita on Today at 09:14:17 pm »I've just recently come to accept that at some point I have lost all passion for anything. Whether it is a game, a book, a tv show, etc.
I simply exist. Which seems to be enough for everyone else, as no one has voiced a concern.
This at times has made my the voice in my head scream, for it wants to both be hidden by shadow and seen at the same time. The screaming was at first very jarring, but it too is becoming part of the background and losing the intensity it once had.
I simply exist. Which seems to be enough for everyone else, as no one has voiced a concern.
This at times has made my the voice in my head scream, for it wants to both be hidden by shadow and seen at the same time. The screaming was at first very jarring, but it too is becoming part of the background and losing the intensity it once had.
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Aneristic Illusions / Re: So, RWHN, it appears your predictions of doom are contradicted
« Last post by Balls Wellington on Today at 09:13:18 pm »And, of course, there are about a zillion co-sponsors. 2 out of the more than a dozen voted against it (my guess would be an objection to an amendment, or the co-sponsorship was a political favor to begin with and they never intended to vote for it) and RWHN tries to portray that as though he himself took up the mantle of righteousness and showed those legislators the error of their ways.
Way I see it, convincing 2 out of more than a dozen people to adopt your position (even though we all know that's not what really happened) doesn't speak all that well of your testimonial abilities.
Way I see it, convincing 2 out of more than a dozen people to adopt your position (even though we all know that's not what really happened) doesn't speak all that well of your testimonial abilities.
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Bring and Brag / Re: More Spider Music from the Spider Project
« Last post by Waffles, Viking Princess of Northern Belgium on Today at 09:12:18 pm »Fuck me sideways! That was fucking awesome!
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Apple Zone / Re: Viking Princess Diaries suggestion thread!
« Last post by Waffles, Viking Princess of Northern Belgium on Today at 09:09:29 pm »Viking postal service. How Viking Princesses send letters to their love interests and their enemies, etc.
My God. YES!
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Apple Zone / Re: Viking Princess Diaries suggestion thread!
« Last post by Cainad on Today at 09:09:09 pm »Viking postal service. How Viking Princesses send letters to their love interests and their enemies, etc.
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Aneristic Illusions / Re: So, RWHN, it appears your predictions of doom are contradicted
« Last post by Balls Wellington on Today at 09:08:26 pm »DAMMIT, NIGEL, WHO ARE YOU GONNA LISTEN TO? SOME NEWSPAPER REPORTER OR OUR VERY OWN RWHN?
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Aneristic Illusions / Re: So, RWHN, it appears your predictions of doom are contradicted
« Last post by Balls Wellington on Today at 09:07:52 pm »Yes, we can tell that you're super successful because kids aren't doing drugs anymore. 
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Apple Zone / Re: But WHY, you ask, MUST we destroy the world, Doktor Howl?
« Last post by Cainad on Today at 09:07:32 pm »http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/05/16/star-wars-and-doctor-who-fans-clash-at-sci-fi-festival/
BECAUSE THAT'S WHY.
The Good Reverend Roger may be dead, but don't Whovianism and Star Wars Freaks fall under the umbrella of religion? I though the "Science Fiction" thing was merely a cosmetic label. These weirdos are clearly under the influence of false gods.
Well, obviously neither one of them is science fiction, and in a just universe they would all have to eat Ben Bova's shit RAW, but there's no telling the fans that. I mean, come on...These people spend money they don't have on costumes they can wear to conventions, so they can all walk around smelling like a locker room together.
If they're willing to do THAT, then there's NO WAY TO TALK SENSE TO THEM.
Fair enough. Religion or not, the only cure is probably lasers.
Big. Fucking. Lasers.
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Apple Zone / Re: Dear PD...
« Last post by Cainad on Today at 09:04:46 pm »Back in the day, Cainad preached so hard one time that he required reconstructive surgery on his spleen. Those days are over now, as he has taken up a rewarding new career as a one-legged prostitute.
It's not as gratifying, but at least the pay and benefits are worse.
AAAAAIIIEEEEEE!
One last final. Tomorrow, I write my last prayer to the heathen monstrosity of Undergraduate Education, and walk away on Friday with my Unholy Writ of BS, testifying to the rest of the benighted world my worth as a human being.
I have spent my years learning the ways of the stone beneath us, Doktor. The stone and the magma which churns like blood thicker than steel, the dirt and dust which whirls through our lungs.
It hungers, Doktor. So slowly that a thousand more Empires, each more degenerate than the last, will simmer and pop like a noxious slurry of FUN before it devours us. Slowly, but yet it does hunger. We are merely stewing.
Then it shall drag us back into its mass, like a child gnawing on its fingernails, returning us to the stone. Our bones are not our bones; they are merely borrowed hydroxylapatite.
And it will all be quiet again.