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Life is like the offspring of Dracula and a hoover: it sucks.
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death is not the answer, however, it is an answer.
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If you fling shit and it doesn't stick, consult your dietician.
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Scream, it's the least you could do
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I must look like a dork.
-minutemen
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WHAT HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED?
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‎"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones" -Albert Einsteinabout
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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It's hard being yourself while everybody is watching.
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Everyone wants to live like the oppressors and bitch like the oppressed.
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ATTENTION: disregard this message
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Death is not only for you.
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No forbidding allowed.
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This is now part of your day.
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You wouldn't be so smug if you really knew what was going on.
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All of the Sex with none of the calories
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YOU LOVE TO WORRY SO MUCH THAT YOU INVENT EXCUSES TO DO IT!
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They're catching up to you!
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Wealth brings many friends, but a poor man's friend deserts him.
-Proverbs 19:4
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Attention:
Do not sit down, there is still much to do.
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 We are defined by what we hate.
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Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?
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Don't worry: all will be obscured in time
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Hey, I have an idea! Let's all go spray paint some cars in Singapore.
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The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
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Don't believe this sentence.
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Believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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BOnkbonkbonkbonk
Bonkbonk
Bonkbonkbonk
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Tits
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They think YOU are a criminal.
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God supports believers, but he definitely prefers atheists.
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Nobody stopped it. Nobody cared.
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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Pawn Takes king.
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Admire persistence, or they won't stop
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I always thought I subconsciously wanted to kill myself...
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Bi-Curiosity killed the ____________.
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Jesus was a reverse necrophiliac: he died and got a rise out of it.
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Hail Damage Repair!
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homestuck
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Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.
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We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
-La Rochefoucauld
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deceive regularly
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freedom is a luxury not a necessity
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do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
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Its my car crash and im gonna damn well enjoy it
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We care about your saftey as much as you care about our profit margin. -The Mgt
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my narcissistic STUDpop impregnated your hatriolic automom.
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Hey, you in the gray suit. Your wife is cheating on you.
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Terrorism.
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You are the voice in your head.
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Kook cain
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My father warned me about men and booze... but he never said anything about women and cocaine.
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Being who you are is it's own built-in punishment or reward.
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Listen to what the person next to you is saying to you. Then continue the conversation in Rhymes!
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Do it. If you don't, who will?
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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you couldn't make this stuff up so they did
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i Always feel the urge neeD to run after pipe-dreams
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http://principiadiscordia.com/memebombs/kwotes.pl?action=show&id=5478
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Would you vote for a guy who wants to govern you?
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They know you're reading this.
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I'M WANTED FOR LIFE SO NOW I'M GONE FOR GOOD.
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Maybe you don't because you waste your time thinking you could.
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Fuck the System? Fuck the Man? Fuck this shit?
Nah, find a cute person you like and Fuck them, Fuck them hard!
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#6546
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Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run away and take cover.
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Fashion a sword from the shards of your broken dreams.
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If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's likely not wearing any pants.
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An honest politician is a national calamity.
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the world is a stage and you're an actor upon it, so you may as well give the audience a laugh
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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You'll appreciate the environment much more when you're not allowed out of your house.
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We invent what we love, and what we fear."
-John Irving
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The horse raced past the barn fell.
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Theologians, they don't know nothing about my soul.
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Remember: As a whole we are just a mute a away from asshole
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SUPPORT OUR GENOCIDE
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The Invisible Hand is an expert at picking pockets.
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Make it so!
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Guys have right. Change are coming.
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A will to exist is a will to die, somewhere somwho should randomly know that about ? vn.
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"Uh." -SOMEONE
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Don't try to do no thinking
Just go on with your drinking
And have your fun
You old son of a gun
And drive home in your lincoln-
Fz&TMOI
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brobama
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If God does not exist, what is there to permit?
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No theory has been universally accepted.
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Not all addicts do drugs.
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HER AVOIDING EYES
GENETIC TAMPERING
WILL FIX THAT
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Just remember, no one likes an asshole.
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exciting controversy
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Superstition brings bad luck.
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Look where all this talking got us, baby.
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expiring for love is beautiful but stupid
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POLITICALLY ERECT
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This is not "This is not a pipe".
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Please be silent while your civil rights matrix is reconfigured.
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Think in terms of thought.
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
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The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes first and then the lesson.
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