Semi Official Memebomb Archive

life is the multiverse's last joke on us
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out of sight, out of mind - invisible, insane.
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Whose thought are you thinking now?
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You'll never be as young as you are right now.
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the revolution will take place elsewhere - here it's forbidden to step on the grass.
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An honest politician is a national calamity.
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If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower.
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What's thee rush? You're already here.
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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I really like writing on walls
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Obedience crimes: Thank you for your cooperation.
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We see what you did there.
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The only way to get money is from other people
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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You're on your own now
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Go directly to jail.
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You aren't free and you don't want to be.
We all search for our ideal cage.
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 We are defined by what we hate.
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Institutions will try to preserve the problem to which they are the solution.
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Friends are just people waiting to be enemies....
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One day you will die; it could be tomorrow, unexpectedly and painfully. So why not buy yourself something nice?
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The biggest mistake ever done was giving you a keyboard and access to the internet
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Don't panic.
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All great ideas are controversial, or have been at one time.
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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The big theives hang the little ones.
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self-awareness can be crippling
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With great power comes irresponsibility.
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The chao goes mu.
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What we're looking at is an aggressive form of late-night shopping.
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You know better
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Your zombie sheep are being programmed as we speak.
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
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Rome wasn't built from a couch.
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Malpractice makes perfect
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Have Extradimensional Dada Nihilist Frogs taken over any of your neurons?
They have now.
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in the land of the blind, the guy who with a cane is king
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The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
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Patriotism isn't about being a better citizen, it's about demanding a better country.
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There are no gold prisons
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most of what you live is pure imagination : marriage, money, name, nationality, religion, job, etc. all are human inventions.
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It is easier to be critical than correct.
-Benjamin Disraeli
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The Establishment would like to thank you for your continued support.
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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.... YOUR money, your life or your crypto-wallet, the block height, seed and keys .... ~ internet Superhighwayman ~
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Anarchism is a game at which the police can beat you.
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You knew she was lying when you didn't see blood
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On the left side of my brain, there is nothing right, on the Right side of my brain, there is nothing left.
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Nothing Ever happens, Then it does. It literally just did
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THEY DEMONIZE before THEY DEMONetize...
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every bottom has a hole, however, not every hole has a bottom.
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How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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Dear products of society,
 
Refunds are in order.
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The reason people get lost in thought is because it is, to many, rather unfamiliar territory.
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extreme behavior has its basis in pathological psychology
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Reduce Distill Purify Teach
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The best way to move forward is to stand still.
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onion rings are vegetable donuts
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Madness is only subjective, until the sky begains to fall.
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Guns don't kill people, I do.
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Why do you believe that you're reading this?
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Everybody is only thinking about themselves, only i AM thinking about myself.
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Being who you are is it's own built-in punishment or reward.
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It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.
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Everything False is in this sentence
solve for Y
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Repeat after me: I will think for myself.
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At the end you see it clear
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(on A toilet door) Out of order! Use the stairs.
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Eating the menu?
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I don't believe, I think. I think I don't believe anything.
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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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Doing nothing you regret leads to regretting doing nothing.
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You are a flight risk. Bail set to ______________
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Everything is on fire, and I love it
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Don't believe everything you think.
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mormonism is the embodiment of idiotis beeing stupid.
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Plagiarism is necessary; progress implies it.
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If you hadn't seen this, it wouldn't exist.
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the system's rigged! step aside of it! cut off it's leeching umbilical cord! let's starve it!
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Why not?
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People are dying painfully everyday simply for keeping bad company.
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Better to have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.
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We are the marginalized prophets
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th3r3 w1ll b3 h0p3.
...wh3n p0l1t1c5 d13.
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those who speak don't speak, those who know don't know.
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History is a circle jerk of hurt and damage
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Do you want a cookie?
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What are you really thinking about?
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The supernatural is inherently unknowable.
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Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen.
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what makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there is nothing to compare it with.
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Do what this sign tells you to do.
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the universe doesn't give a shit about you. sorry you had to find out in the form of a crappy meme bomb, but it's true. still a nice place to visit, though.
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Science has no explaination for the big bang, yet the bible had mentioned the light separating from the darkness.
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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Chaotic Evil means never having
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When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-Goethe
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Quite content to sit on this fence... quite content, now a little bit older...
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A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.
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