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Evolution doesn't take prisoners.
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never share your dreams with a pro
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I feel like the "big picture" was drawn by a Muppet controlled by someone high on PCP.
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don't take take any crap, but please give a shit.
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nothing here, have you checked somewhere else?
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Beware of the false profit.
 
He stride for your shins.
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but a world with no idiots would be lonely - valetine wiggin.
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offer very little information about yourself
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it's weird that we cook bacon and bake cookies
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Lol, reality.
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pain can be a very positive thing
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stasis is a dream state
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Is the earth really rotating, or did i not drink enough ?
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What's thee rush? You're already here.
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THEY DEMONIZE before THEY DEMONetize...
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This isn't all true.
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Money is speech. People are mute.
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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everyone in this economy is reduced to either a cow, sheep, dog, or a pig. all are employed in the service of gdp and harvested.
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STOP YOUR CHILDREN FROM LEARNING!
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Laugh as though no one is dancing
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travelight
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When the Brain fails, the gut prevails
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The principles of the holy lands are simply the rules to chess
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wacked lives shatter
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Did you know that lithium builds up in the fatty tissues of the body?
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Get ready for this.
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The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math.
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They never tell you about all the other little engines that couldn't
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Aristotle was a dick.
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Why are you masturbating?
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remote viewing is now possible through the social media platforms of the internet
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what is future
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do those you perceive as self-righteous think of you as the same?
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never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you. (unless tribbles are involved)
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Later today, look for an opportunity to meet your future self
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Reality is rated R, too.
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JUST THINKING
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I think the Government likes you, he's looking at you.
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Keep your dreams alive--never stop sleeping
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eVERY SUNDAY I HAVE TEA WITH MY DEMONS
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The illusion of objectivity captures people within a mirrored sphere.
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apologies
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you must have one grand passion
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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What is sextant,
Without a compassion?
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Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
#1911 -296 = 2899 - 3195 - +
Fear of consequence doesn't equal a lack of choice
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I never liked you and now i don't trust you anymore...
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Did you poop my pants or did my poop pants in MY poop?
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May your coffee kick in before reality does.
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Caution: dry paint.
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REALITY IS A FALSE FLAG
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The Government is watching God
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black lies matter
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We saw her duck.
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Impeach the constitution
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Boredom is counterrevolutionary.
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Start up, log in, zone out.
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Blessed are the confused, for they shall be amused.
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Run, comrade, the old world is behind you!
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Jesus was a Buddhist
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I wish I could go home right now; there is nothing to do here.
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Hot Topic is to rebellion as Hot Pockets are to nutrition.
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Art without controversy is just craft. Artless controversy is iconoclasm.
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Return to this spot at __ o'clock for further information.
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I like.
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don't eat chiccen nuggets if you were a chiccen in your last live. that'S cannibalism.
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There is no such thing as innocence, only varying degrees of guilt.
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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this has been rewritten countless times over
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How many of your facebook posts are pearls before whine?
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Please save the monsters who are getting killed
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FUCKING YUPPIES.
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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Logically, <4 is better than <3.
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While you were reading this, my invisible friend stole your wallet.
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IF ITS BALANCE YOU WANT, GET SOME SCALES
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Time Warner: bringing you the finest in cradle-to-grave thought management.
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It is difficult to repair a watch while falling from an airplane.
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Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
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Where man is not, nature is barren.
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Love is a many-splintered thing
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Screw Capital! Work creates Wealth! (which means wellness)
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Chaotic Evil means never having
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In this world there are winners and there are losers. Then of course there are the others, who comprise the majority.
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The White zone is for loading and unloading only
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BEWARE OF TRUTH
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An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
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USEFUL IS BEAUTIFUL
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A revolution is like a bottle of iced tea, but safer.
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"Please feel free."
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talking is used to hide one's inability to act
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The penis mightier than the sword.
The kerning better than last time.
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That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
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Change your thoughts and you change your world.
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Without my ___________ I'd be just like everyone else.
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Existence is just a game G*d plays with himself... A game he appears to be losing.
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Life comes at you fast, if you're lucky.
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Some men are discovered; others are found out.
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