Semi Official Memebomb Archive

You can't buy fun like this
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Zombie or not to be?
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What women really care about is the ability to kill their children.
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Last time I was stoned, I tried to eat an airport.
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If we are truly all mad here, I cannot make you mad. I can only show you my virgin of madness.
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If you stand on this spot long enough, you will see some very strange things.
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You want logic, justice, and order?
In what universe do you live?
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The Truth Is No.
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I make a living off of saying badass shit
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Be a badass
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Did I just say that out loud?
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No man was ever so much deceived by another as by himself.
-Greville
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Secret to long life and prosperity: Don't spin too fast.
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All generalisations are false
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artificial desires are despoiling the earth
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when i die, I'm receiving the lifetime bereavement award!
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RUN WHILE YUO STILL HAVE LEGS!
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zed bed a loola, she's my baby...
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It's OK to stop wanting to be an individual
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The placebo is the most potent drug on the market.
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the only person you will never leave is yourself
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Life has no rehearsals, only performances.
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You won second prize in a beauty contest. Collect $200.
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the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
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Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever? I could then conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife.
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i believe that children are the futile
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If you believe in solipsism, you are not alone.
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Whose thought are you thinking now?
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The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
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Just as Schopenhauer predicted, absolutely nothing is happening.
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if the average woman wold rather have beauty than brains, it's because the average man can see better than he can think. - gregory benford
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Show me three monkeys, and I'll show you a heirarchy.
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There's no such thing as a free world
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Mmm. I forgot about that.
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Always the catalyst... Never the Butterfly!
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You an Ill-Lusor, eh?
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lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
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Do not open this door under any circumstances.
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TRAVELITE
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It seems safe to say that significant discovery, really creative thinking, does not occur with regard to problems about which the thinker is lukewarm.
-Mary Henle
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Pwn free and clear.
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Patriotism isn't about being a better citizen, it's about demanding a better country.
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Prophets profit.
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Atheists are the most religious people you'll ever met.
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The meek will inherit the earth; the rest of us will go to the stars.
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take back the face you had before you were born and be yourself
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IF YOU PLAY STUPID GAMES, YOU WIN STUPID PRIZES.
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I puked here
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Poking shit with a stick accomplishes nothing, except makes it smell even worse.
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Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to flallop about wildly.
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The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility.
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FUCKING RELAX, I WILL KILL YOU.
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Terrorism.
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Living in the past devalues currency.
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THEY buy your happiness. Steal it back.
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The medium and placement of these would completely define the meaning.
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By the power of viagra
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i only disagreed with your opinion so you would go defend with your life my right to say it...
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Behave as you like, but think like others.
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"Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war..." -why cry havoc when you can wreak it?
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Who watches the people watching the people watching the people watching the watchers?
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Madness can neither be created nor destroyed; it simply changes form.
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Honey, the whole city is full of people who hate teenagers.
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You made me do it
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You don't have a disease. You just live in New Jersey.
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Laugh at this sentence, please.
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not.
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Meanwhile everyone wants to breathe and nobody can breathe and many say, "We will breathe later". And most of them don't die because they are already dead.
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"NOTICE: It is forbidden to notice. Your notice of this notice was noticed. Keep in touch."
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Clap your hands if you believe in the Federal Reserve
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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Any sufficiently advanced religion is indistinguishable from schizophrenia.
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 Words like, "faggot", "nigger", and "spick" are some of the most powerful forms of art, as art makes people feel.
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People often find it easier to be a result of the past than a cause of the future.
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before i was convinced now I'm a convicted discordian
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Do you want a cookie?
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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Chill out... everything's under control...
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ambition is just as dangerous as complacency
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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It's OK to want or need something from someone else
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Everybody wants freedom for himself and prison for the others
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First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
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If you feel like you've got to lead, at least get out of my way.
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I have found a truth.
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Its my car crash and im gonna damn well enjoy it
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The truth is manifest in such a way that it can be found in the thickest of lies.
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Please litter, landfills are bad for the environment.
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It's an IBM, it's got an excuse.
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These monsters are people
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When you notice how absurd life is, smile - Your face will get stuck that way!
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Yes i did .
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Real men don't essentialize gender
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FEAR IS WORSHIP
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If you dont know how much is '2+2', but knows that '7' is closer than 'green', than you have the answer and just don't know it.
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I can see you
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My pockets went to Distopia
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Heroes Needed! Inquire within.
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I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT, I WANT TO WIN!
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There are no security cameras on the premises.
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