Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The obvious is not what needs no proof, but what people do not want to prove.
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A CONFUSION IS JUST WHEN YOU START THINKING
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Oh dear, I've gone and inflated my ego.
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Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
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Non consensual subjective reality can only become concrete when you stop abiding by limitations. Even concrete can be fluid in it's concrete-ness.
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Proletarian revolutions are notably ineffective when the ruling class is composed of gods.
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We're behaving like insects
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Don't believe them, don't believe them, question everything you're told
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stay human
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wait!
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God supports but doesn't endorse believers.
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I determined that when I grew up I was going to be a crackpot. (Kerry thornley)
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If you were to clone yourself, then have sex with that clone, would it be masturbation or incest?
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And on the other hand, you have different fingers
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I've seen the future and I leave it all behind
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If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day. But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life.
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[Verification needed]
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Theft is liberty
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Sometime's people's illusions don't want people to hear the truth because they'll be destroyed.
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IF i go dO SOMETHING, THEN I WON'T BE DOING WHAT IT IS I'm DOING RIGHT NOW
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You're just saying that because you disagree with me.
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Your unconsciousness responds to this quote quite differently from what you think
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class action is a nice idea with no substance
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drama often obscures the real issues
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Jesus loves war!
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DO NOT DISTURB.
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The friend of your friend is your enemy.
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Don't believe in the Uzi, it just went off in my hand.
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I've run out of things to say.
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Mentaly there is no fear that knows a limit !
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[Discordians] need to be like a plague - not so virulent that we wipe out all potential carriers, but not so mild that we die out.
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why do men die before their wives? could it be because they want to?
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The Earth Will Shake.
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Imagine that I were you. What would you do?
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Smoke fish.
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I know what you did last summer...
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Just because it's counter culture doesn't mean it's true
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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I may have my faults, but being wrong isn't one of them.
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Imprint your reality here.
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Where do your ideas come from?
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Perception is not reality
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happiness is not a birthright, you must be thinking of death.
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Head Your mind!
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there is something addicting about a secret.
      - j. edgar hoover
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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Everyone is Jesus in Discordianism.
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IMOK
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VIOLENCE FOR EQUALITY
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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Only antisocial behaviour can be effective against society.
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It's not a real protest if you didn't get arrested.
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WOMEN AREN'T VICTIMIZED MORE THAN MEN, THEY SIMPLY COMPLAIN MORE.
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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ever since we humans lost our tails we men have been obsessing on our dicks.
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The future is history.
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Kwote Zero
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You woke up for this?
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At no point should ever assume that the "professionals" have any clue what they are doing. We are slightly less clueless then you but we get paid to do it.
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If two persons always share the same opinion,
one of them is superfluous
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Reality is a work in progress.
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If the Devil is the God of baser things, I dare you to hit a home run.
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PANTFARTICA
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there has never been day time in your dreams
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"Let's all take a stand against activism!"
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The free market never cured malaria.
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Your brain is itchy
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Who's life are you living?
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For every new foolproof invention there is a new and improved fool.
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are you wearing that?
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you can't find some things on the internet.
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Sturgeon's Law: Ninety percent of everything is crud.
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The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist is afraid that it is.
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Start up, log in, zone out.
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do you ever feel like god has a plan and you are the only one who can stop it?
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If I had an axe, I'd still be free.
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you bet your ass i'm disease free.
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If you hadn't seen this, it wouldn't exist.
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"Irrational" is the new "heretical."
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OGLUM BAK GiT!
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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People who emit Cherenkov radiation make me nervous.
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Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on lunch.
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We may be cheap, but we ain't free.
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I am nothing. Nothing is perfect. Hence I am perfect.
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low expectations are good protection
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If you read this you will die.
To late..
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Taze a kitten!
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Is anybody driving this motherfucking clown-car monkey train?
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Amerika is just another
spend time: it's on sale.
The wise shepherd never trusts
God supports but doesn't endorse
exciting controversy
Never attribute to intelligence
why did the germ cross
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If you are immortal, I will eat you.
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change is inevitable....except from vending machines.
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When you have had all that you can take, put the rest back.
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your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
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Don't worry: all will be obscured in time
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when something terrible happens people wake up
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Express yourself through supreme bovinity.
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revenge is sweet but enlightenment is sweeter still
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Your weakness is money in their bank.
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Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
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