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There is no such thing as a stupid question until you ask it. -tgwtg- (ask him)
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With age, ignorant altruism looks more and more like calculated wickedness.
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Tick tick tick
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bureaucrats erase their initials, then initial their erasure.
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It's only illegal if you get caught.
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
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Why do you believe that you're reading this?
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It's later than you think.
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Empty Heart, Empty Mind, Empty Soul - VACANCY!!
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Pretend you're not pretending
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my name is legion because my mistakes are many
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Hypocrisy is necessary but not sufficient for humanity.
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
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Despite the high cost of living, it remains a popular item.
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you left the iron on.
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Sometimes I like to cover myself with Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.
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the future is here now
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For how long are things what they seem After I skinny Dip through your waking Dream.
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the desire to reproduce is a death wish
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Strike back against [terrorist/government] oppression!
Send pizza to the following address:
[write address here]
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THE MAP IS A DIFFERENT TERRITORY.
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think for yourself, Schmuck!
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Mankind has been on a bad trip for a long time now.
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I think you had better start lining your hat with tinfoil.
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"SENATOR" IS AN ACRONYM FOR "TREASON".
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Write this somewhere else.
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Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite.
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In the guise of noise, he receives a clarifying signal
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Negation is definition
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those who do the impossible never believe the impossible
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THE FUTURE STARTED HERE.
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What's your anti-drug, and can you overcome it?
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If you don't want to take one in the head, stop acting like a zombie
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Monogamy is Perverted.
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â–²
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As one Judge said to another: `'Be Just, and if you can't be just be arbitrary.''
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this conversation is over
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We'll make you happy
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There's something existentially pleasing about dropping a jar of marbles in an insane asylum.
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everyone in this economy is reduced to either a cow, sheep, dog, or a pig. all are employed in the service of gdp and harvested.
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Put down mass media hysteria for revolutionary euphoria! Now only $2.99!
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Regret and worry should cancel each other out.
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You did it.
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Life's short, Fail Hard!
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YOU ARE WHAT GOD IS SAVING THE WORLD FROM.
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rechanneling destructive impulses is a sign of maturity
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Authorised graffiti area
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people won't behave if they have nothing to lose
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time passes through us.
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Your brain is itchy
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How can you be paranoid, knowing that that's exactly what they want?
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You aren't just paranoid, the universe *is* trying to fuck with you
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This sign is not for you.
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Everybody is equal here. It's just some people are more equal than others.
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The Hmm Law - Anyone who says the word "hmm" is nowhere near as clever as they think they are and should be ignored at all costs.
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on plobzar, all the politicians are green.
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in the technological dream we are the blue cone-headed people
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minimalism is about the big picture
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Who are you? Why?
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get off your knees!!!!!
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Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes
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Some people can only think within an infinite recursion of boxes.
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God bless the kufar
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You know it all, don't you?
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i can't turn wine into water and who would drink it?
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Shit Floats.
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Why not?
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Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension.
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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Please question the following answer:
Penguin.
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Reality is the Illusion of Reason.
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Grab it and feel it
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can-I-help-you's
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Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
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If you have to ask, you're not allowed to know.
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no absolutes!
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You now have Asian Flu.
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No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings.
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I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.
--Terry pratchett
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If you can read this, you're in range.
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We have this area under surveillance
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Remove your company loyalty genes.
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STOP YOUR CHILDREN FROM LEARNING!
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The trick is whatever happens next
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You've been watching us but we've been watching you. Who are you with?
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The Crazy is everywhere and getting stronger.
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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EAT BABIES
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Don’t get an ego just because you’re different.
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ERIS DID IT FOR THE VINE
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Just because it kind of makes sense doesn't mean it's correct.
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The solution is part of the problem.
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THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH TIME YOU WASTED READING THIS
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Darwin Hates You.
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Orwell was right.
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WELL YOU KNOW THEY SAY, "EVERYTHING CAN END WITH A RAZOR!".
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I haven't slept for ten days - that would be too long
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The more it stays the same, the less it changes.
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Pain looks good on other people; that's what they're for.
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don't eat chiccen nuggets if you were a chiccen in your last live. that'S cannibalism.
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