Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Is there an officer, problem ?
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Everyone has a personal fnord
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by? Perhaps They had a falling out.
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No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.
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There is no such thing as a stupid question until you ask it. -tgwtg- (ask him)
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THE FUTURE STARTED HERE.
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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at times inactivity is preferable to mindless functioning
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If any of you loved me, you'd kill yourselves in my honor.
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#tigerblood
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Stop by the eternal throne and take a right turn, there you will find a shovel. Dont dig!
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The horse raced past the barn fell.
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You woke up for this?
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Cosmetics made me alien.
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There is no such thing as a fake religion.
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Refuse to be re-branded.
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Beneath the paving stones - the beach!
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if you live simply there is nothing to worry about
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Someone knows better than you
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no good deed will go unpunished!
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
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Listen to the noise.
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fundamentalist Christians, fundamentalist atheists, and fundamentalist materialists!! 3 f's!!!
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You are really invisible when nothing can see you.
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There are three kinds of people; those who can count and those who can't.
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BoOOOYYYYYYSZZZZZZZZZ!!!!1!!
 
 
 
 
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You probably can't escape anyway.
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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When someone starts telling you about The Truth, run!
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FORM FOLLOWS FICTION.
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am unable to take a lot!
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In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
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didn't you just because almost sometimes depends on like before what always afterwards?
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 does that mean a moving object cannot be moved
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Join the revolution today, don't die tomorrow.
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nobody wants what anybody can have.
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dqqobdobdqbbdoqbdbqobdbqobdbqdoqbo
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anything that claims to be a god is not
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the truth cannot be copyrighted
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You live and learn. Or you don't live long.
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War doesn't decide who's right, war decides who's left.
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We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.
-Bill Vaughn
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Consume, conform, OBEY!
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RAGE IS PEACE
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Coitus ergo sum.
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You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good fondling...
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poonerism
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you relished being a dumb American rather than an informed world inhabitant.
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problem solver or problem maker
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For how long are things what they seem After I skinny Dip through your waking Dream.
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Wealth brings many friends, but a poor man's friend deserts him.
-Proverbs 19:4
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YOU'RE A REBEL...JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
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We may not be free, but we sure are cheap.
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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Life's a gamble: are you just playing for pennies?
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Mentaly there is no fear that knows a limit !
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anything is a legitimate area of investigation
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Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
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take me to the wizard, he'll know what to do
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Everyone has their favorite blind spot.
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Fight Me
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Mmm. I forgot about that.
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I'm looking for a cynical girl
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Existence deleted due to violation of terms of service
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Don't worry. Baldrick has a cunning plan.
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If the cap fits, your head's the right size
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Life is an online game and I rolled a shitty Paladin.
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a theory built on questionable assumptions should never be the basis for new theories.
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don't postpone joy
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So, read any good books lately?
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To have nothing is impossible.
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Lark of the Morning
Bowel Movement Tremendous
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Sarcasm helps you avoid telling people what you really think of them.
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2012 GARAGE SALE
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The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
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When you're a god, you don't have to have reasons.
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Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
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Failure takes practice
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bad intentions can yield good results
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Who told you to believe that?
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keep something in reserve for emergencies
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scientists are now creating genetically-modified clawless asshampsters at the behest of richard gere.
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Are you still awake?
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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Just conform, it's safer that way.
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Tu quoque makes the whole world dumb
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On the left side of my brain, there is nothing right, on the Right side of my brain, there is nothing left.
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I believe that everyone is entitled to my opinion.
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fear your friends
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Sturgeon's Law: Ninety percent of everything is crud.
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If Ayn rand had had children she could have stopped atlas from shrugging.
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Beyond good and evil lies North Dakota.
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The following statement is true; the preceding statement is false.
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what is an apple but an overly-ripe pear?©
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I did smoke Thor's hammer, but then again I do try to normally smoke the god stuff.
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Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape.
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the end is extremely freaking nigh.
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Jesus wasn't a christian
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religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
     - napoleon
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