Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think.
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End the unjust american occupation of disneyland!
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Just remember, no one likes an asshole.
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Your mental conditions are not that interesting
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Shit Floats.
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Support Our Fruits.
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Fight Me
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Slippery when slick
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EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR NO REASON
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Philosophy is masturbation, it achieves hardly anything and won't get you far in life, but it feels good so we do it anyway.
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PANTS?
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my head hurts worse than yours
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Wit happens.
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"...and you can quote me on that"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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We refuse to be highrised, diplomaed, licensed, inventoried, registered, indoctrinated, suburbanized, sermonized, beaten, telemanipulated, gassed, booked.
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NECROBLUMPKINFELCHER
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Surprise is an antidote to paranoia
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believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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If you're not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate.
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I think it's safe to say that Dali fucking called it.
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Hey, go buy a plane ticket to another state of mind, okay?
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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Grayface is a Pope too
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This poster is holding reality together.
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The computer is the LSD of the corporate person
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"What's the difference between two lawyers and a senator?"
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Now is all you have.
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Everything happens for no reason
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Kill em' ALL, AND LET RAPTOR JESUS SORT EM OUT.
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The Zombie Apocalypse starts at home.
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Passive aggressive people who leave notes around telling people what to do can go fuck themselves.
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Left or Right is the same: they want to dominate ideology and they turn psychotic once power is attained. the only solution is to know thyself.
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Guns don't kill people, I do.
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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The classical Greeks were not influenced by the classical Greeks.
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Forcefully doing nothing.
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Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to flallop about wildly.
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One day we awake our forth eye in the necklace, and no one will ever have to cry again.
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I have seen the truth, and it didn't make sense!
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The Sanity is IN.
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You can only build an identity out of the memes you have been presented with.
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most people are not fit to rule themselves
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
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Stop thinking. Stop speaking. It is still possible.
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It's only due to modern technology that you can be as pleasingly plump as you are.
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Sometimes your best just isn't good enough.
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a billion Chinese can't be wrong but I'm still not a communist
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nobody wants what anybody can have.
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Ordo ab Chao ....
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That wasn't a bomb; it was a suggestion.
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If you think you Cain, you might be Abel
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no absolutes!
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I'm a solipsist, I don't see why other people aren't that way...
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Darwin believed that stories without happy endings should be abolished. I wonder if he knew ho his would end?
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Yes you are.
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Never attribute to intelligence that which can be adequately explained by sheer dumb luck.
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Terrorism.
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
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               vagina dentata
 
(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)
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You saw this message yesterday.
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Perverts aren't the only ones to molest your kids.
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Objectively speaking, you ARE an object. Subjectively speaking, I AM a subject.
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February 28th is national enjoy nothing day.
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You'e the only one who wants a revolution.
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Yes i did .
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Every statement contains falsehood
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Seize the means of collapse.
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If Ayn rand had had children she could have stopped atlas from shrugging.
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beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
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You aren't free and you don't want to be.
We all search for our ideal cage.
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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Imagine that I were you. What would you do?
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routine small excesses are worse than then the occasional debauch
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The worst you can do is kill me. What I can do to you, however, is far more horrifying. I Can wake you up.
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Never mind. You wouldn't believe me anyway.
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I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time machine !
Huh, the batteries are already dry?
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Civil war is an oxymoron.
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Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
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Actions speak louder than words... but nothing speaks louder than they who take no action
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SPOILERS: You die at the end.
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I've got 99 problems, and my '9' key being stuck is 9 of them.
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Republican patriot fakers
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raise boys and girls the same way
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Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.
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The conspiracy does not exist... But that doesn't mean you can't join.
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I regret to inform you that you have been replaced with a robot. Please proceed to the nearest execution box.
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How do you get all those coins?
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people at the top know and people at the bottom don't know
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I hate being Bipolar...it's fuckin awesome.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
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Universal quantifications are always wrong.
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Don't quote this
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There are always plenty of reasons not to do something
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Do you ever get feelings of Deja Vu?
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Perversion is a state of mind.
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On a scale of 1 to 4, what are your feelings about the colour green?
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SCORPION PIE
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Whoever said love was an ocean probably drowned.
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You thought about the words on this poster. And the struggle inside intensified.
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The Best part of the democracy is that when everyone is wrong, then everyone is right
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