Semi Official Memebomb Archive

"I begged Eris for mercy, and the power to be victorious. I only got one."
-Foxius
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A single fact can spoil a good argument.
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Some girls are bigger than others.
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DIY
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So, read any good books lately?
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labels are not all inclusive
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Warning: Certain concepts have been infected and deemed unsafe. Please do not think about the following words: golden apple, fnord, 23 skidoo.
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The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
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I always thought I subconsciously wanted to kill myself...
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every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
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those who speak don't speak, those who know don't know.
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stupid people shouldn't breed
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You should pay more attention.
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the world ends not with a whimper, not with a bang, but with a ying tong iddle i po i told you so
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By legend and perhaps by nature philosophers are more accustomed to the armchair than the workbench.
-Ian Hacking
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The world doesn't stop just because you are having a shitty day.
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Forcefully doing nothing.
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“That's just what I believe” is not a valid argument.
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you had the opportunity to protest the bullshit Patriot Acts, the warrantless wiretapping, and the fact you know your neighbor's sister's boyfriend has been in trouble with the law only because his name is "Abdul."
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money can't buy you friends but it can get you a better class of enemy
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It's a trap!
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ASSHOLE ANAGRAMS: LAS SHEOL, HELO ASS, AS HOLES, HE LASSO, LOSES HA, SOLES HA, SHE ALSO, HOE LASS, HE A LOSS, HO SALES, SO LEASH, SO HEALS, SO HAS EL...
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This message is not for you.
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If the religious are good for god, does that means the rest of us are good for nothing?
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This is now part of your day.
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DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, REALITY ENDS HERE
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Abstractions don't like it when you anthropomorphize them.
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Are you living in the real world?
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Enjoy Coca-Cola Or the terrorists have already won
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...And the possibility of winding up alone is so threatening and suffocating and overwhelming that you think, maybe I should just roll with it.
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Ignorance can be cured--but stupid is forever.
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Do I *amuse* you? Am I a *clown* to you?
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Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
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The gateway drug was shut so we can hotbox this joint with tobacco.
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
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We are blinded by the colour, and see the world in black and white.
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this is a wasteland in your mouth
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Smoke fish.
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human governments are like men's briefs: if they aren't changed occasionally, they breed dick taters.
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You might be a discordian if... your sense of humor has brought you to the attention of the nsa.
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MAKE IT STOP
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ignoring enemies is the best way to fight
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even she goes poo... even she
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what's the worst four legged animal known to man? a couple!
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The best part about Cartesan Dualism is the existential relief one feels when they reason that it is actually absurd.
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This statement does not apply for jobs.
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If you think there's an answer to life, you're thinking too hard
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the future is here now
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My god is bigger.
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Any sufficiently advanced postmodernism is indistinguishable from necrophilia.
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Pain looks good on other people; that's what they're for.
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What poor gods we do make.
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everyone in this economy is reduced to either a cow, sheep, dog, or a pig. all are employed in the service of gdp and harvested.
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*sighs, & /me /slash nick curiositykilledthecat
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Arise, you wretched of the University.
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Support free enterprise: shoplift.
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FREEDOM ISN'T FREE.
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Expect poison from the standing water.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Pretend you're not pretending
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VOTE YES ON PROPOSITION 23: IMPLEMENT THE DEATH PENALTY FOR THE SIN OF IMMORTALITY!
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Nemo me impune lacessit.
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if you're not part of the problem you're part of the problem.
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fUCK YOU AND ALL YOUR YUPPIE KIND.
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Anyone seen showing signs of alarm or stress will be shot immediately.
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Lark of the Morning
Bowel Movement Tremendous
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i am the shit! now, if you will excuse me, i have to run, however, i am always flushed with your every suck-cess!
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Only happy people get to be happy.
Go cry somewhere.
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This neighborhood's drugs are 100% free.
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it took seeing my feet cut up and bloody to realize how long i'd been dragging them
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without chaos, there can not be order
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I wish you humans would leave me alone.
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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Swim Upstream to Reverse Current Thinking
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Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down.
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You are a fire hazard
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Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
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Portions of the preceding were recorded. As for the rest of it, I'm very much afraid it was all in your mind.
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no one knows about the walls we are surrounded by now
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Don't be fooled into thinking there has to be a reason for everything.
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There is no such thing as truth...Only opinion. Nor that which actually happened...Only perspective
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"Time's up... or left?"
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Looking like a rebel, acting like a rebel, and being a rebel are mutually exclusive.
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Just wait until the invisible hand of the market fingers *YOU*!
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I refuse to acknowledge that confirmation bias and cognitive dissonance exist.
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Don't speculate on a mirror.
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look above the wind.
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I never liked you and now i don't trust you anymore...
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we exist to exist to exist to exist
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Keep up and be ahead
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Even your suspicions are suspect
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The unexamined life isn't worth living man.
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CAUTION: Only you are allowed to read this.
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While playing Resident Evil, you turned into what you were just killing.
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Who told you to believe that?
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Estra di abiente - Es gibt kein glück
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It's not that they die, but that they die like sheep.
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What was the language you used to communicate with yourself before you learned language?
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The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
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