Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Until, one by one... HE DESTROYED THEM ALL!
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Laziness is a virtue.
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I could cure cancer! unless i can't and then i won't.
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First there was nothing, so the lord gave us light. There was still nothing, but at least you could see it.
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150 years ago the entire worlds population did not exist. 150 years from now every living human will be dead.
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We are the zombies that Zombies fear.
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toilet paper is racist, until you use it, then, it becomes culturally enriched!
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Wait long enough and Choas is part of US - sorry you!
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1984 - only 24 years late.
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Jesus wasn't a christian
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This sign is not for you.
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Guy Debord is dead, don't consume his corpse.
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There is no conspiracy.
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the revolution will take place elsewhere - here it's forbidden to step on the grass.
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Don't stop believing, just don't limit your options.
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Yes i did .
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12 OHlauer st. 12OHST. Yallah 23
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Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools.
-Gene Brown
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YOU LOVE TO WORRY SO MUCH THAT YOU INVENT EXCUSES TO DO IT!
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DISCO DE WAY O DE DODO TOO HO!
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Always be extremely moderate.
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the shadow of the form is the form.
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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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Some farts go poof.
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In case of Emergency, Break Class.
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DOWN WITH DISEASE
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Why obey when they don't trust you anyways?
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If the religious are good for god, does that means the rest of us are good for nothing?
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When opportunity knocks, escape through the back door
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laws make legislatures
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Law = X/0
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Chaos has a better imagination than you.
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your television only wants to fuck you stupid, stop turning her on
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survival of the fittest applies to men and animals
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by? Perhaps They had a falling out.
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Aborton kills, but so does McDonalds.
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the priests: they choose a life of renunciation and claim to know better than us how to live.
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if martians were psychologists they would have described the mars rovers as : curious, solitary creatures with a strong passion for the rocks ("rockofillia"). analyzing behaviors is pointless and unscientific.
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slack lives matter
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You have been selected for a secret mission.
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A CONFUSION IS JUST WHEN YOU START THINKING
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to whom it may concern,
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Fluff your fingernails for that classy look.
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Your mind is now a car--DRIVE IT.
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This is inappropriate
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people at the top know and people at the bottom don't know
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When the culture is built around 'appearing', 'doing' becomes a political act in itself.
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That's no excuse, and you know it.
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"If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you'd see the proof of elves."
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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Without bullshit, the grass would never grow
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The sun eclipses the shady oak in the eyes of the betrayer
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All baby opportunities are cute. Imagine this opportunity as a teenager.
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fly's undone.
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you will not think and you will not care
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Congregation, please be seated
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Apocalypse!
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People don't kill terrorists, guns do: SUPPORT OUR RIFLES!
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Oh, and the walrus was Paul.
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Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.
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Do Not Remove
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if Life sucks, cum on her lips
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The new money is info.
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Enlightenment is masturbatory
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labor is a life-destroying activity
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sometimes it is completely appropriate to be impolite.
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There are no extras in THIS movie.
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Don't be fooled into thinking there has to be a reason for everything.
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Bela Lugosi's dead. How about you?
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Is it mercy if it means misery for another?
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Success: Just say NO.
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Confidence: a feeling peculiar to the stage just before full comprehension of the problem.
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Who are you? Why?
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lux levit fiat.
solar reich.
hell yeah mofo.
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be careful what you search for. You may find it.
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Be young - shut up!
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Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there.
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Which way to America?
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"break on through to the other side"
                 -some drunk guy
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Negation is definition
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Dead humans are easier to control then live ones
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Fear of Uncertainty Can Kill YOU
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Zombie or not to be?
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Context does.
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My other outlet for my chaotic impulses is YOUR MOM.
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Grab it and feel it
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challenge your habits
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Be the Chaos you want to see in the world!
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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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Give up while your still where you started.
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religion causes as many problems as it solves
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You will have different thoughts if you use your mouse with your nondominant hand. Go.
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It's always today.
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You laugh just like the angles dancing on the head of the pin jabbed into my mind's eye.
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bETTER LISTEN BETTER.
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Your mental conditions are not that interesting
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California dreaming blame Hofmann
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There is no such thing as a stupid question until you ask it. -tgwtg- (ask him)
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Give me a place to stand and I will move the earth.
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Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
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