Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Look at me, I'm raising consciousness!
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Fine, DON'T have a nice day, see if I care.
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
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Everything is true; everything else is bullshit.
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all information is misinformation
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This is inappropriate
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You're already in its belly.
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Do you feel that life is a never-ending elusion of grandeur?
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No matter how much spin, effort, lunch or dinner you give the media, they will not fail to notice whether you have won or lost.
-Robin Renwick
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I'm a solipsist, I don't see why other people aren't that way...
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If its to be its up to me
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Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.
-John F. Kennedy
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Philosophy is masturbation, it achieves hardly anything and won't get you far in life, but it feels good so we do it anyway.
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antifart
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I enjoy your company most when I am by myself.
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Don't look now, but there is a multi-legged creature on your shoulder
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This sentence has never been written.
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The computer is the LSD of the corporate person
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Do you ever feel like putting your fist through a window just so you can feel something?
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*cough* "just wanted to ADD, completely unrelated to anything, that- I believe everything, including contradictions... conversely I also believe nothing, and why not, it's never let anyone down yet!" (incidentally rope can let you down)
 
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23rd Saint. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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automation is deadly
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I hate myself to sleep at night
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BEWARE OF TRUTH
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Care with higiene. Don't tap the future after tablets, hum if your present is pigeons clouds. They shit on it, and taping pigeon shit is non-higiene place.
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Your beliefs will not save you.
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There's no such thing as nothing
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The illusion of objectivity captures people within a mirrored sphere.
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human governments are like men's briefs: if they aren't changed occasionally, they breed dick taters.
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were spending $10 in gas, to drive to the Circle K to buy a $2.50 64-oz. soda.
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Jesus loves me, but he can't stand you.
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money has no real value. they do not even reflect the planet resources.
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The future is history.
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Five is a demon.
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Truly I say to you, he who seeks, shall find: and quite often, he shall wish he hadn't.
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i vote for the ones that i make.
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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
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Superstition is bad luck.
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If you have OCD, read this sentence again.
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If ignorance is bliss, wipe that smile off your face.
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There is no gravity, the earth just sucks.
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Being proud of how many books you've read is the surest sign you haven't read nearly enough.
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The end of this sentence is false, but the beginning of it is true.
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Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
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Jesus made a good profit
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Neither God nor master!
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You do live in a foreign country, and you do speak with an accent.
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See side panel for exciting recipe ideas.
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warning: you are now entering a bullshit free zone.
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We have this area under surveillance
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Life is the leading cause of world fatalities
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Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum: I think I think, therefore I think I am.
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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Stare at each eye in the mirror, over and over. You can't see yourself move
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Solipsists of the world unite.
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The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
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There can be no difference anywhere that does not make a difference somewhere.
-William James
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Call over your Visa Card and cut up her daughter.
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Fuck em if they cant take a joke.
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It's no wonder truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.
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Bad metaphors are like hit Broadway shows about toe fungus--they don't exist.
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Achacha
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I never told the truth, so I can never tell a lie
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No one is stopping you
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You're on your own now
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You do it to yourself, you do, and that's what really hurts.
 
- Thom Yorke
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Fuck god
I love her
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ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
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Moderation is for monks.
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That makes sense
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"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
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Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
    Barry Switzer
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Listening to the Enemies advises, Irony get's a brand new hit !
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Reading is not understanding.
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Express your free-will and do not comment on this.
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I may want to please people I care about, but I don't have to do it all the time.
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Zenarchy is for fools who don't understand politics.
Politics is for fools who don't understand Zenarchy.
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Even if God existed, it would be necessary to abolish him.
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[citation needed]
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i'LL TAKE A STAB AT IT... IT'S BEEN KNIFE MEETING YOU! STICK AROUND. I HAVE TO CUT OUT.
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Check Mate!
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transmute pain into love, love into lust, lust into rain. yeah, make it rain for me please! I'm locked up in a mental hospital because obviously i am out of my fucking mind.
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Politics, broken down into Latin. Poli meaning many, Tics being blood sucking parisites.
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If you feel like you've got to lead, at least get out of my way.
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I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
— Mitch Hedberg
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what is future
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Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape.
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stay human
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everything counts in large amounts
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Save Thing ! Provide a Mirror Dimension to our Earth Axis of 23,5 degree, inside a Energy field around it, by help of my own little nano machines, to get a correct field of Vibration. it's no use, now the Alien Survives. I'm somehow proud of beeing it's mother, father, Son, but not driving a Maserati ^^
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People are so impressed with the speed of light, what about the speed of dark. Did you see how dark got outta there like his ass was on fire when you hit that switch?
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You are now breathing manually.
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All in all it's just another brick in the wall...
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holding back protects your vital energies
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For further illumination, consult your pineal gland!
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the truth is undeniable, and we will flood them with it.
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NO ONE SAVES YOU
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Decide what you are meant to be.
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INFILTRATE YOURSELF
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Fashion a sword from the shards of your broken dreams.
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