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a belief is an idea you've stopped questioning
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getting even is odd.
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is discordianism a joke or a religion? what's the difference?
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The horse raced past the barn fell.
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I did smoke Thor's hammer, but then again I do try to normally smoke the god stuff.
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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[Discordians] need to be like a plague - not so virulent that we wipe out all potential carriers, but not so mild that we die out.
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Live on Earth as though you were colonizing Mars.
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When stupid people are set free, the first thing they do is to make stupidity illegal.
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ISABELLAH
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I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.
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eris gives you wings - to stay above the b.s.
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The surrealist is the only realist.
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being judgmental is a sign of life
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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Browsers for Genocide
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it has just been discovered that research CAUSES CANCER IN RATS
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Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.
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Are you dreaming? (yes, get naked and try flying)
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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WARNING: You are forbidden to read this sentence.
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earth is turning,
and heaven is buring.
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When you die, what you laughed at won't be un-laughed at.
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If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
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Amerika is just another
spend time: it's on sale.
The wise shepherd never trusts
God supports but doesn't endorse
exciting controversy
Never attribute to intelligence
why did the germ cross
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Listen to what the person next to you is saying to you. Then continue the conversation in Rhymes!
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Insolence is the new revolutionary weapon.
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1f g0d 3x15t3d, w0uld h3 b3 pr0ud 0f 34rth n0w?
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H3 w1ll n3v3r t4lk w1th p30pl3 l1ke [READER NAME]
y35, y0u. y0u p4th3t1c hum4n.
n0w cl05e y0ur br0w53r 4nd st0p th1nk1ng
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Politics has become a game of meaningless, mindless battles, conducted by unscrupulous methods and people, designed to transform even the most serious policy debates into sport.
-Al Gore, May 2006
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It's easy to believe in Providence when your side is winning.
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Talking's not illegal, baby.
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PANTS?
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Right now, someone is having fun without you
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Your culture is the product of memetic engineering
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Art is dead, don't consume its corpse.
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often you should act like you are sexless
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Strike back against [terrorist/government] oppression!
Send pizza to the following address:
[write address here]
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The world is a prison without bars, a concentration camp without barbed wire.
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Measure once, cut twice
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Chaos is a level above order/disorder games. You cannot unsee this.
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I'll get all of you someday. I'll wipe out your whole family.
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You have 30 seconds to forget this message
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you're doing it.
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What did Medieval people do before television?
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Twang gard is fo yo helff
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Bleat if you love Jesus!
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Whose thought are you thinking now?
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the revolution is begining ...everyone turn to the left
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Close your eyes. It will get dark.
-Open them and it will be still dark.
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This sentence is false.
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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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Truth is just our need to make things come to existence
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Everything happens, not for a reason. but everything happens.
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I WOULD RATHER BE PISSED OFF THAN PISSED ON.
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If you were looking for a sign, this is it.
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hope is self-replicating
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Again? thats the third time this week!
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Your zombie sheep are being programmed as we speak.
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solipsists of the world-
unite
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HI KIDS, CHUCKY JESUS HERE WITH MY NEW CHEESES CRUST PIZZA...RUN!
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maybe tomorrow will be even MORE perfect.
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To err is human; to forgive is not company policy.
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a relaxed man is not necessarily a better man
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"WARNING: It is forbidden to obey. Processors will be transgressed."
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Despite the high cost of living, it remains a popular item.
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Curiosity killed the cat. Don't be a pussy.
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HER AVOIDING EYES
GENETIC TAMPERING
WILL FIX THAT
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Life is just one non-sequitur after fruitbat.
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Percepi et esse.
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i can't turn wine into water and who would drink it?
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I believe that everyone is entitled to my opinion.
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Of course it belongs to me, I'm a communist.
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If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower.
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most men secretly hate women, and most women secretly think they deserve it
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Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
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Never sign a contract including any of the phrases "sort of", kind of", or "and stuff".
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It seems safe to say that significant discovery, really creative thinking, does not occur with regard to problems about which the thinker is lukewarm.
-Mary Henle
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whoever controls the future controls the world
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most of the high points of my life involved drugs
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wait..they want you to eat christ's flesh and drink his blood?
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Blessed are they that Hunger and thirst for justice--Fuck-ed are they that develop a taste for it.
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Catastrophe is always just around the corner.
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Behave as you like, but think like others.
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It's called EVIL, kid.
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C'est le con qui fait la musique.
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I think all any of us really wants is connection, and I think as a culture we've somehow fooled ourselves into thinking there's exactly one person in the world who can give it to us.
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Dogma is what other people believe in.
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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It doesn't matter what temperature the room is; it's always room-temperature.
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RESTRUBIOTION DOESN't pass matter 'v
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a well rounded argument is pointless
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Synthetic reality and real reality are THE SAME THING.
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al principio era una realidad sin nombre, ahora es un nombre sin realidad. cHaos
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Coitus ergo sum.
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it's not good to hold too many absolutes
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This message is thoughtcrime.
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No matter how good it is, there's always better.
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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if you don't think you should be reading this,
then don't read more.
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The world is the inbox and you are the spam
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