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My problem is that I have been persecuted by an integer.
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This poster is holding reality together.
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It is what it is and it aint what it aint. if it was what it aint, then it aint what it was - ryan dobson
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The only historically justified tactic is extremist innovation.
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Now Loading... (on the inside door of the elevator)
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Go on walking, don't look at here, pretend not to have read this sign.
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Not all congestion is equal.
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I'd like to like you like you like me.
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anything is a legitimate area of investigation
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What would Emperor Norton do?
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you are a victim of the rules you live by
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transmute pain into love, love into lust, lust into rain. yeah, make it rain for me please! I'm locked up in a mental hospital because obviously i am out of my fucking mind.
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Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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All generalisations are false
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RESTRUBIOTION DOESN't pass matter 'v
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Are you interesting?
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Who watches the watchers?
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Cecile Grace Janvier
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"Uh." -SOMEONE
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Everybody is only thinking about themselves, only i AM thinking about myself.
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Real punk rockers don't smile.
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"Time's up... or left?"
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Think "HONK" if you're a telepath!
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For once, O awaited Reality, reveal Yourself in a form material,
For a thousand prostrations are quivering eagerly in my submissive brow.
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If you can read this, you're not drinking enough poison
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My body is clay for me to mold
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Change is NOT coming. It has never gone away.
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94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
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Suspend belief.
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"Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation" yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation.
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This is a question?
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You won second prize in a beauty contest. Collect $200.
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With doubt, all things are possible.
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Leadership means taxes
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Just because I conflict myself doesn't mean I'm right.
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Despite the high cost of living, it remains a popular item.
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Eyes only. Do not see.
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Fuck the System? Fuck the Man? Fuck this shit?
Nah, find a cute person you like and Fuck them, Fuck them hard!
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The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
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Oh dear, I've gone and inflated my ego.
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Thank God for Existenialism.
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Join the more gooder grammar society! Because more gooder is always more better, always do your bestest!
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Roots are for vegetables
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Everything really does revolve around you.
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If the fool would persist in his folly, he would become wise
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My powers are beyond your understanding!
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He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.
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SILENCE
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Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
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OK Soda may be the preferred drink of other people such as yourself.
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i've never seen a skull that wasn't smiling.
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http://principiadiscordia.com/memebombs/kwotes.pl?action=show&id=5478
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The only real sins are selfishness and ignorance.
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IF YOU PROMISE TO BEHAVE YOU WILL TAKE YOUR SPIRIT TO THE GRAVE (Yap Papaya)
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Hopefully ignorance really IS bliss”
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Right now, someone is having fun without you
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Doesn't this all seem a bit weird to you?
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snub backwards is buns
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all truth is relative. if you think otherwise, you are absolutely wrong.
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We don't take no shit from a machine.
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There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
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A single nonrevolutionary weekend is infinitely more bloody than a month of permanent revolution.
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do you fuck your fork with that mouth or do you fuck your mouth with that fork?
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The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime.
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Q: Can you think for yourself?

A:
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thou shalt have no other books before me its principia discordia all the way now :-)
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this is a interdistraction
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Ordo ab chao, brassica!
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Lead Ashtray
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Enlightenment is Bullshit
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They think YOU are a criminal.
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Erisianism is the ancient religion for modern times
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Think inside the box
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I could only masquerade
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th3r3 w1ll b3 h0p3.
...wh3n p0l1t1c5 d13.
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Living in the past devalues currency.
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Everything you know... is just that.
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Moisten pellets with water to stimulate feeding behavior.
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minimeme
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For him to get a clue would require heroic implant surgery.
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Tough times do not last forever.
Tough men do.
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Murphey's law always brings good luck, you mortals just don't see it that way.
(The Goddess Murphey)
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A good fight is like a stick of broccoli, but different.
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Almost half of them are BELOW AVERAGE!
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fear your friends
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It's a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
-William Somerset Maugham
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decadence can be an end in itself
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happy happens
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peer amid the all-seeing eye.
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Mind the malicious gap.
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sometimes it is completely appropriate to be impolite.
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"Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war..." -why cry havoc when you can wreak it?
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Laws make criminals.
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most of the high points of my life involved drugs
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This is like Brave New World, only all the alphas are retards.
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SCORPION PIE
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May the road rise up and fall on you.
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randy savage died for your sins
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Don't give them what they want, give them what they need
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Life's short, Fail Hard!
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