Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Did I just say that out loud?
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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Know: Purchase necessary.
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god cares for you more.
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The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
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I am an elitist asshole and I fully support and endorse your right to be an idiot.
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mad, not angry.
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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Don't trust me--I don't exist.
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your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
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What you change, changes you.
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a lifetime provides the many deaths of god
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My pockets went to Distopia
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i think therefore i think i am
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if you aren't a monkey wrench yet, you still have evolving to do
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sometimes it is completely appropriate to be impolite.
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all that litters is old
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Oh dear, I've gone and inflated my ego.
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Peter, Peter the Maneater,
had some legs in the freezer,
as third Worldwar was lost,
he saw that he has to defrost.
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The truth is probably not out there after all.
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kill your idols befor they kill you
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Knowing is hard.
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ambivalence can ruin your life
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Capitalism: That hypnotic, trance-like music that keeps them dancing on the backs of the bruised.
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Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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The spiritual fridge is full of leftovers.
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It's your fault we're cheating.
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Is anybody driving this motherfucking clown-car monkey train?
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No good deed is left unpunished
 
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Blasphemy is my religion
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If I let you go, do you think you could fly?
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The secret to my success: Poor impulse control.
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All myths are modern
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If you can't read this:
 
 
then you need to learn to spot the (f) (n) (o) (R) (d) (s)
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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Disregard this line of text and everything after/before; I think it's nonsense
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teenager i'm coming for zou (23LX631)
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the state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime. - max steiner
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The end of this sentence is false, but the beginning of it is true.
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slack lives matter
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We'll make you happy
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I love you.
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The reason people get lost in thought is because it is, to many, rather unfamiliar territory.
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[Citation Needed]
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HIMEOBS - The Bakery is Open
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I know a guy who's *so* emo, even the emo kids tell him to "get over it!"
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All men are created equal, some more equal than others.
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Point at the sun, sing to the moon, and wave to the stars
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Arise, you wretched of the University.
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Fight crime. Shoot back.
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Forget you even read this.
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dare to be smart
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Remove this flier to signal operatives
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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We know where you are. We know where you've been. We can more or less know what you're thinking about.
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Every farmer who owns a donkey beats it.
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"The surest way to guarantee a dictatorship is to be afraid of one." -The Good Reverend Roger
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Be young - shut up!
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get real people. the internet is just a glorified fax machine and your computing devices glorified electric typewriters. meh.
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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm through the night.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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me me na me meme name
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The apocalypse is the root of all evil.
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if you aren't political your personal life should be exemplary
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beliefs kill the freethinking, believe me!
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Some farts go poof.
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it is heroic to try to stop time
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My father warned me about men and booze... but he never said anything about women and cocaine.
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revolution means going around in circles.
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How sharper than a hound's tooth it is to have a thankless serpent.
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He who desires but acts not, breeds pestilence.
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Time flies whether you're having fun or not.
-Mary Engelbreit
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Your ego is biohazard
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It is not the death of the government but rather the death of it's people that destroys freedom
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The problem with troubleshooting is that real trouble shoots back.
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As the Euclideans would have it, irrationality is the square root of all evil.
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really
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Government Complaints Box
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Precios mind don't allow to think
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Give me liberty or, else.
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Goddess forbids nothing, but nobody likes an asshole.
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Your destination is simply where you stop moving.
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You an Ill-Lusor, eh?
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Emotions are simply gears your brain/body can go into.
You either drive a stick or an automatic.
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Leadership is for people who don't know what they're doing.
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there is something addicting about a secret.
      - j. edgar hoover
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We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Let us prey
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i am not a label (5 words)
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The penis is mightier than the sword.
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Remember to forget sometimes.
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slipping into madness is good for the sake of comparison
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All stickers prohibited by law.
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Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
-William Feather
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everything counts in large amounts
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Express your free-will and do not comment on this.
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God exists only when we are unaware of him.
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               vagina dentata
 
(...at #5582, apparently this is the first meme to mention vagina? or are these meme edited and purged?)
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5-19-13. EXPECT US.
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