Semi Official Memebomb Archive

routine small excesses are worse than then the occasional debauch
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knowledge should be advanced at all costs
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That's not ironic! See, it would be considered "ironic" if
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If you step on someone's foot, they open their mouths just like a trashcan
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You just couldn't mind your own business, could you.
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No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Last night, and night before, There was 3 women, walkin down the street that way. I saw em. I said "Hey you three women! why are you walkin down the street that way? there's nothin down there!" And they flew away. I saw them was some birds.
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revenge is sweet but enlightenment is sweeter still
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When opportunity knocks, escape through the back door
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An unbreakable heart isn't worth having.
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"SENATOR" IS AN ACRONYM FOR "TREASON".
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Security without freedom is prison.
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people at the top know and people at the bottom don't know
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Only fools are sure of themselves and Iam sure of this!!
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VIOLENCE FOR EQUALITY
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There are no chickens in the coup.
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If your face were a tree, it would be different.
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Now is all you have.
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What's so funny 'bout Peace, Love, and Understanding?
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You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person.
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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Grayface is a Pope too
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ever since we humans lost our tails we men have been obsessing on our dicks.
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You're all just individual people.... Neither you, nor your friends, nor you with all your friends and all of their friends together could possibly make a difference.
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Ra ra skirts are solar cult subliminals
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science depends upon causality. causality is a matter of faith.
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FORM FOLLOWS FICTION.
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every one of you assholes thinks you are interpreting "do what thou wilt ...." correctly...but you are all wrong! (ok, Not very catchy but its true.)
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The future will be here by the time you finish this sentence.
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you are as wrong as you are right as you are left as you are as you are turned upside down, aren't you?
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don't eat chiccen nuggets if you were a chiccen in your last live. that'S cannibalism.
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Have a good day, or die.
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delusions comfy enough?
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HI KIDS, CHUCKY JESUS HERE WITH MY NEW CHEESES CRUST PIZZA...RUN!
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Guns don't kill people. Bullets do.
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Insanity — a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
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Check Mate!
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You won't die alone, but you'll wish you will.
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THE MAP IS A DIFFERENT TERRITORY.
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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Roll again.
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Security Through Obscurity
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The mind is what the brain does in its spare time.
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C'est le con qui fait la musique.
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Ceci n'est pas Français.
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Revelations will not be televised.
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Where there is power there is resistance.
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Momomoto, Famous Japanese, can swallow his nose.
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It's not lies if we know the truth.
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Time is an illusion perpetrated by the manufacturers of space.
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So what reason did me punching you in the face happen for?
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Personally, I blame society
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NOTHING IS IMMORAL, EVERYTHING IS FORBIDDEN.
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Some people can only think within an infinite recursion of boxes.
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PEACE AT ANY COST IS SLAVERY
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE, SO SHOW ME WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LIVE!
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Philosophy is masturbation, it achieves hardly anything and won't get you far in life, but it feels good so we do it anyway.
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YOU ARE NOW NO LONGER FULLY AUTOMATED.
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Abraham Lincoln shot first.
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And on the other hand, you have different fingers
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Bela Lugosi's dead. How about you?
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Nothing happens for a reason; when it does, pay attention.
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The following statement is false.
The preceding statement is true.
This third statement is a fart joke.
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brainsprain
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You won second prize in a beauty contest. Collect $200.
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"i" is an inversion of the absolute "!"
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Okay, everyone out of the gene pool!
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ATTENTION: You are not living in a novel.
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I could only masquerade
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How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
-Marcus Aurelius
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Reality is one big conspiracy against faith.
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Fight apathy or don't.
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Get ready for this.
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Think of hummingbirds as the flying penises of flowers
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Fuck semantics!
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Fidelity: A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
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do you fuck your fork with that mouth or do you fuck your mouth with that fork?
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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While playing Resident Evil, you turned into what you were just killing.
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When push comes to shove, you will fall.
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Green paper makes me happy!
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The world is full to bursting with people exactly like you.
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with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
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My other outlet for my chaotic impulses is YOUR MOM.
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This elevator has been accident-free for 16 days!
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the meaning of existence is [garbled].
enjoy!
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They Live. We sleep
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There's a fine line between pride in one's identity and unearned moral superiority.
-Emily Bazelon
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Save the banks lol
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Kill your imagination.
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Keep your hands to yourself or you won't be allowed to have them.
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It is the apocalypse. Do you know where your laxatives are?
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He can't be a man cause he does not smoke the same cigarettes as me
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I've seen the future and I leave it all behind
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monsters are all scratch 'n' snuff
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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what can i type here that would make you think?
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Big donkeys, small donkeys, all good to eat.
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I came to a conclusion earlier, which made me think. Why am I wanking to a conclusion?
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. When a man gives to charity, rest assured he values the happiness it brings him more than the money itself. If he did not, he would not give away his money!
-James Halloran
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