Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
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Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
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That makes sense
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"OH NO YOU DID"
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ŀóŵēŕçàšĕ ïš řęáł
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"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
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jesus, that's a good one!
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How am I not who I Am?
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In the land of the dickless the man with one nut is king
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Semper Non Sequitur!
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This is not mind control, ...............................Think about it. _Mad Poet
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ERIS YOU ARE IN CONTROL OF MY LIFE (CHAOUS rules)
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The End Is Queer!(tm)
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God supports believers, but he definitely prefers atheists.
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Your destination is simply where you stop moving.
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The toof will set you fwee.
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There's no such thing as nothing
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help me i've turned into paper
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Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
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Your mental conditions are not that interesting
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Freedom is a lie, but lies will make you free.
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Laugh
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Hurry up and make yourself important so you can make things easier for the rest of us.
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Envelopes don't mail themselves, BUDDY.
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Innocence is just another word for Ignorance.
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i am the shit! now, if you will excuse me, i have to run, however, i am always flushed with your every suck-cess!
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Finland is the european Molise. (Italians will understand).
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Truth is a property of statements. Statements are made of words. Words are made by people. Ergo, people make truth.
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I'd rather be an ass-less chap then a harry fookes!
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Freedom? Freedom is for proles.
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expect a spanish inquisition.
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The best teddy bears are the live kind.
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Worlds are hallucinogenics.
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HOPE IS CRUELTY
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Question...everything?
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don't place to much trust in experts
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If you see the Buddha on the road, please call 911.
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Freedom of speech is precisely about speech that you don't like. anyone can have free speech for speech that they like. --chomsky
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I'll send you a shart on shitter. If it isn't blocked, rewipe me!
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Let's go stomp those weirdies for Jesus!
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Do not open this door under any circumstances.
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Be as if.
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Why don't you come down from your cross, take the wood, build a bridge, and get over it?
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you can even marry harry
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Shh! My common sense is tingling!
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care to expand?
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there's nothing redeeming in toil
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out of nothing comes something
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The only thing you can be certain of is that you can read this.
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I regret to inform you that you have been replaced with a robot. Please proceed to the nearest execution box.
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fuck bitches, get money.
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The Roadrunner fled across the desert, and the Coyote followed.
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Shit happens. Shit happens all at once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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if Mary was a virgin then Jesus popped his mothers cherry
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consider the inconsiderate.
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reality doesn't understand itself.
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all norms are social.
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alcohol kills. smoke frop!
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There is no need to apologize for reality.
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Okay now recite the alphabet from 0
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Heute die Welt, Morgens das Sonnensystem!
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you're doing it.
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Leave me the hell alone!
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The only real problem in life is what to do next.
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I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
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Nothing bad ever happens if you don't do anything.
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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Here lies the noble fearless knight,
Whose valour rose to such a height;
When Death at last had struck him down,
His was the victory and renown.
He reck'd the world of little prize,
And was a bugbear in men's eyes;
But had the fortune in his age
To live a fool and die a sage.
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A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none.
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the unknown has done nothing to warrant it being something worth fearing
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No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings.
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Stupidity is a talent.
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redistributing wealth is imperative
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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You Can Use Fire
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"This sentence finds it embarassing to be red." (In green pen?)
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VOTE YES ON PROPOSITION 23: IMPLEMENT THE DEATH PENALTY FOR THE SIN OF IMMORTALITY!
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END THOUGHT CRIME; STOP THINKING
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Mentally Retarded Zen Masters
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If you'll read this, what else do you waste your time on?
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happy happens
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Amerika is just another Latin dictatorship
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RECEIVING ANAL SEX TRIGGERS MALE'S RECEPTIVITY
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If ignorance is bliss, wipe that smile off your face.
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Zeal is it's own excuse
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There is nothing special about the mind.
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This isn't all true.
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We are here to grow our souls
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if fascism cam to americait would be on a program of americanism. - h. long
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"WARNING: It is forbidden to obey. Processors will be transgressed."
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there are too few immutable truths today
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Why follow the rules all the time? You must love them.
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The hidden factor may be you.
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Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
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Yes men get all the babes!
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If you rape a prostitute, is it shoplifting?
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All we have is words
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Lol, reality.
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reduce humans
reuse child labor
recycle your organs
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Those who make peaceful revolution possible make violent revolution necessary
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