One Sentence Memebombs Database

Truth is a lie, just like this sentence.

#5290 1 = 1 - 0 - +

Nothing validates my existence more, than the appetite for YOUR own self destruction.

#5289 0 = 2 - 2 - +

Home is where the disease is

#5288 1 = 3 - 2 - +

YOU MIGHT BE A DISCORDIAN IF... YOU'VE BEEN CHARGED WITH MALICIOUS MISCHIEF AT LEAST 5 TIMES AND YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY THE JUDGE DOESN'T FIND IT FUNNY TOO.

#5287 2 = 5 - 3 - +

You might be a discordian if... your sense of humor has brought you to the attention of the nsa.

#5286 0 = 4 - 4 - +

Solar powered drones, if they aren't already, will soon be monitoring all of the world and crushing dissent with precision guided missiles. On the bright side though they are solar powered.

#5285 -1 = 5 - 6 - +

then a lamentable faculty arose in their spirits, that of seeing stupidity and no longer being able to tolerate it. - G. flaubert

#5284 -1 = 2 - 3 - +

as with all men, his lot was to live in bad times.
- j. l. Borges

#5283 0 = 2 - 2 - +

me and this job are like a hen trying to hatch a cactus !

#5282 0 = 3 - 3 - +

it beats me how anybody can support a religion that takes a scene of capital punishment as its central image. - annie proulx

#5281 -3 = 1 - 4 - +

Ask not what you can do for your cunt, ray, but what your cunt, ray, can do for you !

#5280 -2 = 2 - 4 - +

Sure, you say you like mysticism but when I sacrifice your cat you get all weird on me.

#5279 2 = 9 - 7 - +

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-Mariah Carey

#5278 2 = 9 - 7 - +

Robots bleed red

#5277 -1 = 6 - 7 - +

Surprise is an antidote to paranoia

#5276 1 = 6 - 5 - +

I will be back in 10 years from now to delete this message. I promise.

#5275 -1 = 4 - 5 - +

I'm not arrogant, I just have a low opinion of others

#5274 3 = 8 - 5 - +

The thing about equality is, everyone is equal when you're dead.

#5273 0 = 7 - 7 - +

I think therefore i can, i can therefore i must

#5272 2 = 9 - 7 - +

Warning: Certain concepts have been infected and deemed unsafe. Please do not think about the following words: golden apple, fnord, 23 skidoo.

#5271 -3 = 7 - 10 - +

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