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the bible says when everyone starts eating beans the whole world will explode - revelation 23:17
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chance the yeti
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Sellig sind die Toten, den sie erlangen Gewissheit
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we discordians must shtick apart schmuck
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the voice of god is just a construct
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ever since we humans lost our tails we men have been obsessing on our dicks.
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Life is like the offspring of Dracula and a hoover: it sucks.
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what's the worst four legged animal known to man? a couple!
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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a man?
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by? Perhaps They had a falling out.
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If you fling shit and it doesn't stick, consult your dietician.
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Gravity is gay and Electro-magnetism is straight.
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Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
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Politics is war by other means
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what makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there is nothing to compare it with.
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if you give a man a blowjob he is happy for a day. if you teach him how to get blowjobs, he will frequent prostitutes and contribute to the economy
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my hand gave me venereal disease! Dirty hand!!
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what time is it on mars?
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what i think i am
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remote viewing is now possible through the social media platforms of the internet
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