Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Existence in of itself is the greatest joke; and while everyone is fighting and crying over it, I choose to be the one laughing.
#5739 -2 = 3 - 5 - +
eris gives you wings - to stay above the b.s.
#5738 -2 = 2 - 4 - +
we stand on the shoulders of midgets
#5737 -11 = 5 - 16 - +
When seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea
#5736 -20 = 11 - 31 - +
NOTHING IS IMMORAL, EVERYTHING IS FORBIDDEN.
#5735 -18 = 13 - 31 - +
ignorance is hell.
#5734 -18 = 14 - 32 - +
change is inevitable....except from vending machines.
#5733 -13 = 19 - 32 - +
the past is dead country
#5732 -17 = 17 - 34 - +
we judge ourselves through the eyes of others
#5731 -14 = 18 - 32 - +
which colour had schroedinger's cat?
#5730 -16 = 20 - 36 - +
bishop takes choirboy
knight takes bishop
#5729 -15 = 27 - 42 - +
scientists are now creating genetically-modified clawless asshampsters at the behest of richard gere.
#5728 -12 = 28 - 40 - +
prosecutors will be violated.
#5727 -9 = 27 - 36 - +
Wizard? What wizard? tHAT'S JUST A LITTLE MAN ON A FOOTSTOOL.
#5726 -13 = 26 - 39 - +
Fortified shadows of weakened construction
#5725 -17 = 26 - 43 - +
stop searching for light at the end of A tunnel because there are no real tunnels
#5724 -15 = 30 - 45 - +
the universe operates on multiple frequencies and if you stand still long enough you can hear some of them
#5723 -7 = 36 - 43 - +
i'm beyond understanding now i'm overstanding hence all the misunderstandings
#5722 -15 = 31 - 46 - +
God supports believers, but he definitely prefers atheists.
#5721 -19 = 36 - 55 - +
Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
#5720 -8 = 44 - 52 - +

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