One Sentence Memebombs Database

The thing about equality is, everyone is equal when you're dead.

#5273 1 = 1 - 0 - +

I think therefore i can, i can therefore i must

#5272 4 = 5 - 1 - +

Warning: Certain concepts have been infected and deemed unsafe. Please do not think about the following words: golden apple, fnord, 23 skidoo.

#5271 1 = 5 - 4 - +

Attention: if you have been infected by the spill on Church street, please see Father Malaclypse for exorcism

#5270 2 = 4 - 2 - +

I can do magic. I flip a switch and the light turns off.

#5269 -2 = 1 - 3 - +

God is an ice cream flavor reserved for the fearful and the disadvantaged

#5268 2 = 4 - 2 - +

HAIL TETRIS!

#5267 2 = 6 - 4 - +

"Let's Keep our Stupid on the inside"-Indi Riverflow

#5266 -1 = 4 - 5 - +

ก้้้้้้้้้้้้้้ก็็็็็็็็ก้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้.ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็็..กิิิิิิิิิ.กิิิิิิ.กิิิ

#5265 -3 = 5 - 8 - +

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees

#5264 -3 = 6 - 9 - +

An unborn face entailed a naked mind.

#5263 -2 = 5 - 7 - +

Equality for all !!!
Tax god and satan !!!

#5262 -1 = 8 - 9 - +

I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time machine !
Huh, the batteries are already dry?

#5261 -6 = 5 - 11 - +

i only disagreed with your opinion so you would go defend with your life my right to say it...

#5260 14 = 24 - 10 - +

Capitalism eats itself -- while you wait

#5259 -3 = 9 - 12 - +

Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.

#5258 -1 = 9 - 10 - +

There's nothing wrong with mondays, it's your job that sucks.

#5257 2 = 17 - 15 - +

"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".

#5256 -8 = 12 - 20 - +

The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.

#5255 -12 = 9 - 21 - +

TO BE IS TO DUDE.

#5254 -4 = 12 - 16 - +

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