Existence in of itself is the greatest joke; and while everyone is fighting and crying over it, I choose to be the one laughing.
When seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea
scientists are now creating genetically-modified clawless asshampsters at the behest of richard gere.
the universe operates on multiple frequencies and if you stand still long enough you can hear some of them
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