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It puts the lotion. On its heart.
Or else it gets. The life again.
#5551 -1 = 2 - 3 - +
If ignorance is bliss then why are cops such dicks?
#5550 0 = 5 - 5 - +
Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
#5549 -5 = 5 - 10 - +
so let me get this straight... in order to be happy i'm supposed to do what i love for a living? So you want me to turn what i love into work, which i hate... That might be the dumbest plan i've ever heard, it's like the transmutation of the moron.
#5548 0 = 13 - 13 - +
GOAT FUCK YOURSELF WITH DOGE MEAT.
HAIL ERIS
#5547 -3 = 7 - 10 - +
Madness is only subjective, until the sky begains to fall.
#5546 -2 = 13 - 15 - +
F(n) = O(r+d)
#5545 -1 = 16 - 17 - +
Describe your Hate in Lessons and you start to Learn '.
#5544 -3 = 15 - 18 - +
well this is a strange thing, but my "psychosis" bought me here.
#5543 1 = 19 - 18 - +
Somwhere over the Painbow, there's a place for the dead.
#5542 -6 = 13 - 19 - +
If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
#5541 -6 = 18 - 24 - +
Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
#5540 3 = 24 - 21 - +
whoever wrote that last one is completely retarded
#5539 1 = 20 - 19 - +
IF SOMEONE CUTS DOWN A TREE IN THE FOREST
DO THEY MAKE A NOISE WHEN IT FALLS ON THEM
#5538 -3 = 17 - 20 - +
19februholidamned
#5537 -3 = 17 - 20 - +
I feel like the "big picture" was drawn by a Muppet controlled by someone high on PCP.
#5536 -4 = 19 - 23 - +
Fuck god
I love her
#5535 -6 = 16 - 22 - +
Save the banks lol
#5534 -5 = 15 - 20 - +
Clara mascara
#5533 -12 = 12 - 24 - +
Where is rez ist when i need her?
#5532 -4 = 15 - 19 - +

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