Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Sometimes it's not enough merely to teach. One has to punish as well.
#5577 0 = 1 - 1 - +
Keep your dreams alive--never stop sleeping
#5576 3 = 5 - 2 - +
The best way to foster innovation is to stand in the way of fostering innovation, thus necessitating it.
#5575 4 = 9 - 5 - +
Orwell was an optimist
#5574 -4 = 4 - 8 - +
"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
#5573 -5 = 5 - 10 - +
"If I didn't know better I'd think." - Rock Cowles
#5572 1 = 10 - 9 - +
Cogito Ergo Periculosus - I Think, Therefore, I am Dangerous
#5571 -6 = 6 - 12 - +
I take not taking life too seriously very seriously. - Rock Cowles
#5570 -8 = 5 - 13 - +
"I antagonize almost everyone I meet. I think its a mirth defect." - Rock Cowles
#5569 -3 = 6 - 9 - +
If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's likely not wearing any pants.
#5568 3 = 16 - 13 - +
Opportunity knocked, but i was in the shower.
#5567 1 = 13 - 12 - +
It's like shawshank redemption, except with more tunnelling through shit and no fucking redemption. - m. Tucker
#5566 3 = 17 - 14 - +
The new world order is sorted descending.
#5565 -3 = 11 - 14 - +
Reality is that which doesn't go away when you open your eyes; the real world is that which doesn't go away when you close your eyes.
#5564 -1 = 11 - 12 - +
Just because it kind of makes sense doesn't mean it's correct.
#5563 7 = 22 - 15 - +
The only universal truth is that there are no universal truths.
#5562 -2 = 13 - 15 - +
Everything is true; everything else is bullshit.
#5561 -4 = 15 - 19 - +
Everything happens for no reason
#5560 -4 = 23 - 27 - +
Legalize poverty
#5559 -3 = 25 - 28 - +
monsters are all scratch 'n' snuff
#5558 -4 = 30 - 34 - +

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