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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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Normal
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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scratch'n'sniff
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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Secrecy kills.
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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And thus, sense was made.
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an elite is inevitable
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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fat people think they are fat.
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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We should all quit whinging.
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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Life -- do you grok it?
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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I've run out of things to say.
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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to whom it may concern,
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Care for a penis snifter?
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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Control is not control
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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realize that ignorance is bless
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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You are what you hate.
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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I'm better than you.
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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angst is lame
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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