Semi Official Memebomb Archive

This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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Normal
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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fat people think they are fat.
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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We should all quit whinging.
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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an elite is inevitable
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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scratch'n'sniff
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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And thus, sense was made.
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realize that ignorance is bless
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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I've run out of things to say.
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Care for a penis snifter?
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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Life -- do you grok it?
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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to whom it may concern,
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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Secrecy kills.
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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Control is not control
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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You are what you hate.
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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I'm better than you.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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angst is lame
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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