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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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Normal
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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fat people think they are fat.
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We should all quit whinging.
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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Secrecy kills.
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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Care for a penis snifter?
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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an elite is inevitable
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scratch'n'sniff
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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realize that ignorance is bless
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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I've run out of things to say.
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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And thus, sense was made.
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Control is not control
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Life -- do you grok it?
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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to whom it may concern,
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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You are what you hate.
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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I'm better than you.
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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angst is lame
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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I found Nirvana. It was in my album collection.
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