Semi Official Memebomb Archive

This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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Normal
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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We should all quit whinging.
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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fat people think they are fat.
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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an elite is inevitable
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Secrecy kills.
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scratch'n'sniff
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realize that ignorance is bless
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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Care for a penis snifter?
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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I've run out of things to say.
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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And thus, sense was made.
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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Control is not control
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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to whom it may concern,
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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Life -- do you grok it?
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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You are what you hate.
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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I'm better than you.
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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angst is lame
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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I found Nirvana. It was in my album collection.
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