Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Hi, I'm Jesus :)
#4221 -738 = 1348 - 2086 - +
This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
#3760 -709 = 1386 - 2095 - +
[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
#575 -705 = 1533 - 2238 - +
They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
#2878 -666 = 1376 - 2042 - +
Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
#758 -653 = 1368 - 2021 - +
No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
#2132 -652 = 1313 - 1965 - +
My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
#2098 -641 = 1361 - 2002 - +
Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
#3064 -628 = 1318 - 1946 - +
if u believed me. u would be scared
#4167 -627 = 1443 - 2070 - +
fat people think they are fat.
#4166 -625 = 1360 - 1985 - +
Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
#987 -610 = 1380 - 1990 - +
It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
#1882 -608 = 1362 - 1970 - +
The people must fight for its law as for its walls
#2746 -605 = 1339 - 1944 - +
Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
#4257 -598 = 1295 - 1893 - +
who can truly pwn a tree?
#3203 -594 = 1399 - 1993 - +
Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
#4193 -585 = 1347 - 1932 - +
YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
#3769 -584 = 1374 - 1958 - +
The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
#2806 -578 = 1306 - 1884 - +
catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
#4161 -575 = 1278 - 1853 - +
satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
#2441 -574 = 1290 - 1864 - +
an elite is inevitable
#706 -566 = 1269 - 1835 - +
JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
#1906 -566 = 1358 - 1924 - +
And thus, sense was made.
#4194 -564 = 1381 - 1945 - +
scratch'n'sniff
#2449 -558 = 1303 - 1861 - +
Secrecy kills.
#2451 -553 = 1317 - 1870 - +
To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
#2977 -553 = 1392 - 1945 - +
separatism is the way to a new beginning
#2463 -552 = 1403 - 1955 - +
Normal
#2169 -551 = 1385 - 1936 - +
--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
#4326 -550 = 1322 - 1872 - +
We should all quit whinging.
#3109 -547 = 1322 - 1869 - +
obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
#4168 -546 = 1479 - 2025 - +
Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
#3918 -545 = 1438 - 1983 - +
Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
#4192 -545 = 1326 - 1871 - +
The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
#4256 -544 = 1308 - 1852 - +
Fuck the Man, he needs it.
#4355 -543 = 1210 - 1753 - +
to whom it may concern,
#3417 -540 = 1342 - 1882 - +
realize that ignorance is bless
#4188 -535 = 1402 - 1937 - +
Control is not control
#951 -533 = 1387 - 1920 - +
Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
#1408 -530 = 1440 - 1970 - +
Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
#1888 -530 = 1286 - 1816 - +
I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
#1505 -529 = 1343 - 1872 - +
The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
#4278 -529 = 1337 - 1866 - +
My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
#2099 -527 = 1338 - 1865 - +
I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
#1487 -526 = 1397 - 1923 - +
Life -- do you grok it?
#3981 -526 = 1276 - 1802 - +
women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
#4162 -522 = 1388 - 1910 - +
While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
#3197 -521 = 1331 - 1852 - +
WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
#3222 -521 = 1411 - 1932 - +
Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
#1315 -519 = 1391 - 1910 - +
there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
#4402 -519 = 1251 - 1770 - +
I've run out of things to say.
#4335 -515 = 1237 - 1752 - +
Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
#3005 -513 = 1399 - 1912 - +
Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
#1029 -511 = 1343 - 1854 - +
Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
#4247 -511 = 1264 - 1775 - +
a sincere effort is all you can ask
#625 -509 = 1257 - 1766 - +
Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
#4279 -508 = 1369 - 1877 - +
the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
#2742 -506 = 1328 - 1834 - +
The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
#2645 -505 = 1338 - 1843 - +
I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
#4028 -503 = 1310 - 1813 - +
The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
#2634 -498 = 1500 - 1998 - +
you can't expect people to be something they're not
#3294 -493 = 1409 - 1902 - +
You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
#3350 -491 = 1361 - 1852 - +
regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
#4159 -490 = 1414 - 1904 - +
WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
#4251 -490 = 1283 - 1773 - +
Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
#1955 -488 = 1377 - 1865 - +
Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
#1357 -486 = 1374 - 1860 - +
There is no cure for stupidity.
#4146 -483 = 1386 - 1869 - +
Give me my goddamn country back!
#1322 -482 = 1433 - 1915 - +
That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
#2621 -481 = 1353 - 1834 - +
Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
#2538 -480 = 1343 - 1823 - +
May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
#4261 -478 = 1319 - 1797 - +
Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
#2393 -473 = 1333 - 1806 - +
Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
#1331 -469 = 1380 - 1849 - +
angst is lame
#722 -466 = 1319 - 1785 - +
I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
#1483 -464 = 1402 - 1866 - +
Care for a penis snifter?
#886 -461 = 1450 - 1911 - +
We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
#3073 -458 = 1346 - 1804 - +
awful punishment awaits really bad people
#786 -456 = 1484 - 1940 - +
HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
#1425 -454 = 1362 - 1816 - +
Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
#1741 -454 = 1278 - 1732 - +
honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
#4187 -450 = 1412 - 1862 - +
If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
#4255 -449 = 1281 - 1730 - +
Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
#4246 -446 = 1343 - 1789 - +
Freedom -- do you grok it?
#3980 -444 = 1378 - 1822 - +
What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
#3140 -443 = 1307 - 1750 - +
Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
#2594 -439 = 1182 - 1621 - +
You are what you hate.
#4249 -436 = 1333 - 1769 - +
There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
#5320 -436 = 732 - 1168 - +
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
#4214 -435 = 1252 - 1687 - +
It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
#1863 -434 = 1387 - 1821 - +
Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
#752 -429 = 1449 - 1878 - +
If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
#4186 -425 = 1476 - 1901 - +
I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
#1542 -420 = 1297 - 1717 - +
There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
#4185 -407 = 1485 - 1892 - +
When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
#3181 -396 = 1389 - 1785 - +
People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
#4180 -392 = 1408 - 1800 - +
If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
#4120 -390 = 1435 - 1825 - +
She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
#2469 -386 = 1404 - 1790 - +
I'm better than you.
#4267 -379 = 1370 - 1749 - +
You're so ironic it's expected.
#4318 -358 = 1367 - 1725 - +

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