Semi Official Memebomb Archive

This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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Normal
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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an elite is inevitable
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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fat people think they are fat.
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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scratch'n'sniff
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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We should all quit whinging.
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And thus, sense was made.
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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realize that ignorance is bless
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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I've run out of things to say.
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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Care for a penis snifter?
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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Secrecy kills.
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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to whom it may concern,
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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Control is not control
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Life -- do you grok it?
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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You are what you hate.
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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I'm better than you.
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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angst is lame
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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