Semi Official Memebomb Archive

This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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Normal
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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scratch'n'sniff
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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And thus, sense was made.
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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an elite is inevitable
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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Secrecy kills.
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fat people think they are fat.
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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We should all quit whinging.
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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Life -- do you grok it?
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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I've run out of things to say.
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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Control is not control
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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to whom it may concern,
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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Care for a penis snifter?
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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realize that ignorance is bless
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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You are what you hate.
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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I'm better than you.
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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angst is lame
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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