Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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fat people think they are fat.
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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And thus, sense was made.
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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Life -- do you grok it?
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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realize that ignorance is bless
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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Control is not control
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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We should all quit whinging.
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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angst is lame
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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Secrecy kills.
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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Normal
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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I've run out of things to say.
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Care for a penis snifter?
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an elite is inevitable
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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scratch'n'sniff
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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You are what you hate.
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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to whom it may concern,
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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I'm better than you.
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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