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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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Normal
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pooks sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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We should all quit whinging.
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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fat people think they are fat.
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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scratch'n'sniff
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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Secrecy kills.
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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Care for a penis snifter?
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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an elite is inevitable
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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to whom it may concern,
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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Control is not control
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Life -- do you grok it?
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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realize that ignorance is bless
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I've run out of things to say.
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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And thus, sense was made.
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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You are what you hate.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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I'm better than you.
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angst is lame
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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I found Nirvana. It was in my album collection.
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