Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Hi, I'm Jesus :)
#4221 -778 = 1431 - 2209 - +
This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
#575 -767 = 1638 - 2405 - +
Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
#2878 -714 = 1462 - 2176 - +
No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
#2132 -705 = 1386 - 2091 - +
My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
#2098 -689 = 1440 - 2129 - +
fat people think they are fat.
#4166 -675 = 1451 - 2126 - +
if u believed me. u would be scared
#4167 -666 = 1528 - 2194 - +
Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
#4257 -657 = 1373 - 2030 - +
It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
#1882 -652 = 1440 - 2092 - +
Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
#3064 -652 = 1416 - 2068 - +
The people must fight for its law as for its walls
#2746 -648 = 1422 - 2070 - +
catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
#4161 -646 = 1344 - 1990 - +
Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
#987 -645 = 1466 - 2111 - +
Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
#4193 -643 = 1435 - 2078 - +
who can truly pwn a tree?
#3203 -633 = 1492 - 2125 - +
The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
#2806 -627 = 1385 - 2012 - +
YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
#3769 -626 = 1467 - 2093 - +
JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
#1906 -620 = 1435 - 2055 - +
satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
#2441 -616 = 1370 - 1986 - +
scratch'n'sniff
#2449 -610 = 1382 - 1992 - +
And thus, sense was made.
#4194 -610 = 1466 - 2076 - +
Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
#4192 -608 = 1396 - 2004 - +
--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
#4326 -606 = 1408 - 2014 - +
The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
#4256 -604 = 1382 - 1986 - +
to whom it may concern,
#3417 -603 = 1411 - 2014 - +
Normal
#2169 -602 = 1463 - 2065 - +
To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
#2463 -597 = 1481 - 2078 - +
an elite is inevitable
#706 -596 = 1362 - 1958 - +
We should all quit whinging.
#3109 -596 = 1405 - 2001 - +
obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
#4168 -593 = 1562 - 2155 - +
Fuck the Man, he needs it.
#4355 -593 = 1281 - 1874 - +
Secrecy kills.
#2451 -590 = 1402 - 1992 - +
While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
#3197 -589 = 1396 - 1985 - +
realize that ignorance is bless
#4188 -589 = 1475 - 2064 - +
Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
#3918 -585 = 1529 - 2114 - +
I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
#1505 -585 = 1417 - 2002 - +
WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
#3222 -583 = 1482 - 2065 - +
Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
#1888 -581 = 1361 - 1942 - +
My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
#2099 -581 = 1411 - 1992 - +
I've run out of things to say.
#4335 -576 = 1304 - 1880 - +
Life -- do you grok it?
#3981 -575 = 1355 - 1930 - +
Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
#1315 -574 = 1469 - 2043 - +
Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
#1408 -573 = 1528 - 2101 - +
Control is not control
#951 -572 = 1473 - 2045 - +
The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
#4278 -572 = 1418 - 1990 - +
there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
#4402 -572 = 1336 - 1908 - +
women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
#4162 -568 = 1476 - 2044 - +
I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
#1487 -567 = 1487 - 2054 - +
The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
#2645 -559 = 1414 - 1973 - +
Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
#1029 -558 = 1424 - 1982 - +
Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
#4247 -557 = 1340 - 1897 - +
the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
#2742 -556 = 1410 - 1966 - +
Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
#3005 -555 = 1490 - 2045 - +
WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
#4251 -554 = 1362 - 1916 - +
Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
#4279 -554 = 1453 - 2007 - +
a sincere effort is all you can ask
#625 -552 = 1346 - 1898 - +
I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
#4028 -547 = 1389 - 1936 - +
Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
#1955 -545 = 1456 - 2001 - +
Give me my goddamn country back!
#1322 -543 = 1505 - 2048 - +
You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
#3350 -533 = 1452 - 1985 - +
The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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angst is lame
#722 -529 = 1392 - 1921 - +
Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
#2538 -529 = 1420 - 1949 - +
May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
#4261 -529 = 1392 - 1921 - +
you can't expect people to be something they're not
#3294 -526 = 1501 - 2027 - +
regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
#4159 -526 = 1509 - 2035 - +
Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
#1331 -524 = 1462 - 1986 - +
That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
#2621 -520 = 1432 - 1952 - +
Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
#2393 -518 = 1406 - 1924 - +
Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
#1357 -517 = 1471 - 1988 - +
honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
#4187 -517 = 1485 - 2002 - +
There is no cure for stupidity.
#4146 -517 = 1474 - 1991 - +
We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
#3073 -514 = 1422 - 1936 - +
I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
#1483 -507 = 1486 - 1993 - +
HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
#1425 -501 = 1441 - 1942 - +
Care for a penis snifter?
#886 -496 = 1536 - 2032 - +
If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
#4255 -494 = 1360 - 1854 - +
There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
#1741 -491 = 1362 - 1853 - +
Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
#2594 -489 = 1258 - 1747 - +
Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
#4246 -485 = 1426 - 1911 - +
Freedom -- do you grok it?
#3980 -484 = 1463 - 1947 - +
You are what you hate.
#4249 -484 = 1406 - 1890 - +
awful punishment awaits really bad people
#786 -480 = 1576 - 2056 - +
It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
#1863 -479 = 1470 - 1949 - +
What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
#3140 -479 = 1389 - 1868 - +
If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
#4186 -479 = 1561 - 2040 - +
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
#4214 -476 = 1343 - 1819 - +
Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
#752 -471 = 1535 - 2006 - +
There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
#4185 -469 = 1563 - 2032 - +
I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
#1542 -466 = 1372 - 1838 - +
When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
#3181 -438 = 1472 - 1910 - +
If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
#4120 -435 = 1522 - 1957 - +
I'm better than you.
#4267 -432 = 1446 - 1878 - +
People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
#4180 -430 = 1494 - 1924 - +
She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
#2469 -423 = 1489 - 1912 - +
You're so ironic it's expected.
#4318 -397 = 1453 - 1850 - +

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