Semi Official Memebomb Archive

if u believed me. u would be scared
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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Normal
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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scratch'n'sniff
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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fat people think they are fat.
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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We should all quit whinging.
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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Secrecy kills.
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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an elite is inevitable
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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Life -- do you grok it?
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And thus, sense was made.
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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to whom it may concern,
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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Care for a penis snifter?
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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I've run out of things to say.
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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Control is not control
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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realize that ignorance is bless
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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You are what you hate.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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I'm better than you.
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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angst is lame
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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