Semi Official Memebomb Archive

This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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Normal
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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fat people think they are fat.
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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an elite is inevitable
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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And thus, sense was made.
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scratch'n'sniff
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We should all quit whinging.
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I've run out of things to say.
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realize that ignorance is bless
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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Care for a penis snifter?
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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to whom it may concern,
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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Secrecy kills.
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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Life -- do you grok it?
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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Control is not control
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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I'm better than you.
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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You are what you hate.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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angst is lame
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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