Semi Official Memebomb Archive

if u believed me. u would be scared
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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Normal
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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scratch'n'sniff
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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fat people think they are fat.
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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Secrecy kills.
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We should all quit whinging.
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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an elite is inevitable
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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Life -- do you grok it?
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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And thus, sense was made.
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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to whom it may concern,
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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I've run out of things to say.
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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Care for a penis snifter?
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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Control is not control
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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realize that ignorance is bless
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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You are what you hate.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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I'm better than you.
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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angst is lame
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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