Semi Official Memebomb Archive

This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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Normal
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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We should all quit whinging.
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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an elite is inevitable
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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scratch'n'sniff
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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fat people think they are fat.
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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Care for a penis snifter?
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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And thus, sense was made.
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I've run out of things to say.
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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realize that ignorance is bless
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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Secrecy kills.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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to whom it may concern,
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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Life -- do you grok it?
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Control is not control
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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You are what you hate.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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I'm better than you.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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angst is lame
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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I found Nirvana. It was in my album collection.
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