Semi Official Memebomb Archive

This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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scratch'n'sniff
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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Normal
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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fat people think they are fat.
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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Secrecy kills.
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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We should all quit whinging.
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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And thus, sense was made.
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an elite is inevitable
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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Life -- do you grok it?
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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I've run out of things to say.
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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to whom it may concern,
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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Care for a penis snifter?
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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Control is not control
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realize that ignorance is bless
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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You are what you hate.
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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I'm better than you.
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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angst is lame
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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