Semi Official Memebomb Archive

This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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Normal
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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fat people think they are fat.
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scratch'n'sniff
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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We should all quit whinging.
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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Secrecy kills.
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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an elite is inevitable
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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Life -- do you grok it?
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And thus, sense was made.
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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I've run out of things to say.
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Care for a penis snifter?
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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to whom it may concern,
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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realize that ignorance is bless
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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Control is not control
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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You are what you hate.
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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I'm better than you.
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angst is lame
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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