Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
#758 -738 = 1497 - 2235 - +
No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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fat people think they are fat.
#4166 -696 = 1495 - 2191 - +
Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
#3064 -685 = 1457 - 2142 - +
It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
#4257 -679 = 1413 - 2092 - +
The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
#4161 -669 = 1392 - 2061 - +
Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
#987 -665 = 1511 - 2176 - +
who can truly pwn a tree?
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
#2806 -651 = 1427 - 2078 - +
YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
#2441 -643 = 1413 - 2056 - +
Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
#4192 -637 = 1436 - 2073 - +
And thus, sense was made.
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scratch'n'sniff
#2449 -635 = 1427 - 2062 - +
to whom it may concern,
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Normal
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
#4256 -626 = 1422 - 2048 - +
separatism is the way to a new beginning
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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Secrecy kills.
#2451 -622 = 1437 - 2059 - +
We should all quit whinging.
#3109 -620 = 1450 - 2070 - +
realize that ignorance is bless
#4188 -620 = 1513 - 2133 - +
Fuck the Man, he needs it.
#4355 -617 = 1327 - 1944 - +
an elite is inevitable
#706 -614 = 1411 - 2025 - +
I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
#1505 -613 = 1457 - 2070 - +
Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
#3197 -606 = 1442 - 2048 - +
Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
#1888 -604 = 1404 - 2008 - +
My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
#2099 -604 = 1452 - 2056 - +
WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
#3222 -604 = 1532 - 2136 - +
I've run out of things to say.
#4335 -604 = 1347 - 1951 - +
Control is not control
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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Life -- do you grok it?
#3981 -601 = 1399 - 2000 - +
The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
#4278 -597 = 1463 - 2060 - +
Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
#1408 -596 = 1569 - 2165 - +
women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
#4162 -595 = 1524 - 2119 - +
there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
#4402 -594 = 1382 - 1976 - +
the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
#2742 -591 = 1449 - 2040 - +
Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
#1029 -585 = 1461 - 2046 - +
The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
#2645 -585 = 1453 - 2038 - +
WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
#4251 -585 = 1396 - 1981 - +
Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
#3005 -580 = 1534 - 2114 - +
Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
#4247 -580 = 1382 - 1962 - +
I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
#4028 -574 = 1433 - 2007 - +
Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
#4279 -574 = 1499 - 2073 - +
Give me my goddamn country back!
#1322 -573 = 1545 - 2118 - +
Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
#1955 -572 = 1492 - 2064 - +
a sincere effort is all you can ask
#625 -567 = 1402 - 1969 - +
The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
#3350 -559 = 1492 - 2051 - +
you can't expect people to be something they're not
#3294 -554 = 1541 - 2095 - +
angst is lame
#722 -553 = 1437 - 1990 - +
regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
#4159 -552 = 1547 - 2099 - +
Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
#1331 -551 = 1498 - 2049 - +
Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
#2538 -550 = 1465 - 2015 - +
Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
#1357 -545 = 1508 - 2053 - +
May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
#4261 -545 = 1440 - 1985 - +
Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
#2393 -543 = 1451 - 1994 - +
That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
#2621 -543 = 1477 - 2020 - +
honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
#4187 -543 = 1524 - 2067 - +
There is no cure for stupidity.
#4146 -540 = 1519 - 2059 - +
We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
#3073 -537 = 1466 - 2003 - +
I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
#1483 -532 = 1526 - 2058 - +
HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
#1425 -527 = 1478 - 2005 - +
There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
#4246 -514 = 1465 - 1979 - +
Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
#2594 -513 = 1301 - 1814 - +
If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
#4255 -511 = 1405 - 1916 - +
Care for a penis snifter?
#886 -510 = 1585 - 2095 - +
It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
#1863 -509 = 1506 - 2015 - +
You are what you hate.
#4249 -509 = 1446 - 1955 - +
Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
#1741 -507 = 1405 - 1912 - +
awful punishment awaits really bad people
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
#3980 -503 = 1507 - 2010 - +
If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
#4186 -502 = 1600 - 2102 - +
What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
#3140 -501 = 1431 - 1932 - +
There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
#4214 -496 = 1386 - 1882 - +
Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
#752 -495 = 1579 - 2074 - +
I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
#1542 -489 = 1412 - 1901 - +
When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
#3181 -463 = 1509 - 1972 - +
If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
#4120 -461 = 1571 - 2032 - +
People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
#4180 -457 = 1536 - 1993 - +
She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
#2469 -452 = 1524 - 1976 - +
I'm better than you.
#4267 -449 = 1493 - 1942 - +
You're so ironic it's expected.
#4318 -425 = 1492 - 1917 - +

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