Semi Official Memebomb Archive

if u believed me. u would be scared
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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Normal
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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scratch'n'sniff
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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fat people think they are fat.
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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We should all quit whinging.
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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Secrecy kills.
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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And thus, sense was made.
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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an elite is inevitable
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Life -- do you grok it?
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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I've run out of things to say.
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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to whom it may concern,
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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Care for a penis snifter?
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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realize that ignorance is bless
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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Control is not control
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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You are what you hate.
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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I'm better than you.
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angst is lame
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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