Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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fat people think they are fat.
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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Life -- do you grok it?
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And thus, sense was made.
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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realize that ignorance is bless
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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Secrecy kills.
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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Normal
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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We should all quit whinging.
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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Control is not control
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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an elite is inevitable
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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scratch'n'sniff
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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I've run out of things to say.
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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angst is lame
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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Care for a penis snifter?
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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to whom it may concern,
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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You are what you hate.
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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I'm better than you.
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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