Semi Official Memebomb Archive

This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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Normal
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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fat people think they are fat.
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scratch'n'sniff
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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We should all quit whinging.
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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Secrecy kills.
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And thus, sense was made.
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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Life -- do you grok it?
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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an elite is inevitable
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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to whom it may concern,
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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I've run out of things to say.
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Care for a penis snifter?
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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realize that ignorance is bless
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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Control is not control
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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You are what you hate.
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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I'm better than you.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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angst is lame
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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