Semi Official Memebomb Archive

This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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scratch'n'sniff
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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Normal
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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Secrecy kills.
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fat people think they are fat.
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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And thus, sense was made.
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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an elite is inevitable
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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We should all quit whinging.
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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Life -- do you grok it?
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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I've run out of things to say.
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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to whom it may concern,
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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Care for a penis snifter?
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Control is not control
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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realize that ignorance is bless
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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You are what you hate.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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I'm better than you.
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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angst is lame
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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