Semi Official Memebomb Archive

This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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Normal
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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an elite is inevitable
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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scratch'n'sniff
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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fat people think they are fat.
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We should all quit whinging.
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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And thus, sense was made.
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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Care for a penis snifter?
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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I've run out of things to say.
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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realize that ignorance is bless
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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Secrecy kills.
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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to whom it may concern,
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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Life -- do you grok it?
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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Control is not control
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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You are what you hate.
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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I'm better than you.
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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angst is lame
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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I found Nirvana. It was in my album collection.
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