Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Hi, I'm Jesus :)
#4221 -624 = 1304 - 1928 - +
This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
#3760 -623 = 1338 - 1961 - +
[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
#575 -603 = 1477 - 2080 - +
Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
#758 -575 = 1298 - 1873 - +
They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
#2878 -569 = 1333 - 1902 - +
if u believed me. u would be scared
#4167 -565 = 1374 - 1939 - +
No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
#2132 -552 = 1273 - 1825 - +
Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
#3064 -552 = 1272 - 1824 - +
The people must fight for its law as for its walls
#2746 -541 = 1269 - 1810 - +
Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
#987 -529 = 1334 - 1863 - +
My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
#2098 -525 = 1314 - 1839 - +
separatism is the way to a new beginning
#2463 -522 = 1295 - 1817 - +
who can truly pwn a tree?
#3203 -517 = 1316 - 1833 - +
It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
#1882 -513 = 1322 - 1835 - +
fat people think they are fat.
#4166 -511 = 1316 - 1827 - +
JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
#1906 -508 = 1306 - 1814 - +
YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
#3769 -508 = 1294 - 1802 - +
Normal
#2169 -507 = 1320 - 1827 - +
Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
#1408 -505 = 1362 - 1867 - +
satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
#2441 -502 = 1254 - 1756 - +
Secrecy kills.
#2451 -501 = 1247 - 1748 - +
obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
#4168 -499 = 1383 - 1882 - +
Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
#4257 -497 = 1250 - 1747 - +
Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
#4279 -497 = 1271 - 1768 - +
an elite is inevitable
#706 -495 = 1220 - 1715 - +
Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
#3918 -493 = 1372 - 1865 - +
The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
#2634 -492 = 1391 - 1883 - +
And thus, sense was made.
#4194 -492 = 1307 - 1799 - +
I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
#1487 -491 = 1325 - 1816 - +
The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
#2806 -489 = 1259 - 1748 - +
scratch'n'sniff
#2449 -488 = 1264 - 1752 - +
To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
#2977 -486 = 1330 - 1816 - +
there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
#4402 -479 = 1167 - 1646 - +
We should all quit whinging.
#3109 -476 = 1282 - 1758 - +
catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
#4161 -476 = 1240 - 1716 - +
you can't expect people to be something they're not
#3294 -475 = 1317 - 1792 - +
the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
#2742 -472 = 1257 - 1729 - +
Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
#4193 -472 = 1279 - 1751 - +
The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
#4278 -470 = 1257 - 1727 - +
Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
#1888 -468 = 1244 - 1712 - +
That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
#2621 -461 = 1267 - 1728 - +
Life -- do you grok it?
#3981 -461 = 1233 - 1694 - +
Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
#1315 -459 = 1313 - 1772 - +
Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
#4192 -459 = 1280 - 1739 - +
You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
#3350 -458 = 1287 - 1745 - +
I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
#1505 -457 = 1295 - 1752 - +
Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
#1357 -456 = 1292 - 1748 - +
Fuck the Man, he needs it.
#4355 -455 = 1167 - 1622 - +
I've run out of things to say.
#4335 -454 = 1195 - 1649 - +
to whom it may concern,
#3417 -453 = 1294 - 1747 - +
--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
#4326 -452 = 1252 - 1704 - +
Control is not control
#951 -450 = 1341 - 1791 - +
Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
#1029 -449 = 1297 - 1746 - +
Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
#4247 -447 = 1218 - 1665 - +
women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
#4162 -444 = 1344 - 1788 - +
realize that ignorance is bless
#4188 -442 = 1333 - 1775 - +
Care for a penis snifter?
#886 -441 = 1375 - 1816 - +
The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
#2645 -441 = 1298 - 1739 - +
Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
#3005 -441 = 1319 - 1760 - +
I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
#4028 -441 = 1264 - 1705 - +
regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
#4159 -440 = 1312 - 1752 - +
WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
#3222 -439 = 1363 - 1802 - +
While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
#3197 -438 = 1287 - 1725 - +
Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
#1955 -437 = 1302 - 1739 - +
Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
#2538 -435 = 1272 - 1707 - +
Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
#752 -432 = 1344 - 1776 - +
The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
#4256 -432 = 1264 - 1696 - +
My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
#2099 -431 = 1291 - 1722 - +
There is no cure for stupidity.
#4146 -423 = 1338 - 1761 - +
Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
#1331 -419 = 1308 - 1727 - +
Give me my goddamn country back!
#1322 -417 = 1359 - 1776 - +
awful punishment awaits really bad people
#786 -416 = 1408 - 1824 - +
Freedom -- do you grok it?
#3980 -412 = 1279 - 1691 - +
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
#4214 -409 = 1182 - 1591 - +
HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
#1425 -408 = 1313 - 1721 - +
Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
#2393 -408 = 1295 - 1703 - +
WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
#4251 -408 = 1222 - 1630 - +
If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
#4186 -399 = 1380 - 1779 - +
a sincere effort is all you can ask
#625 -398 = 1214 - 1612 - +
We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
#3073 -397 = 1301 - 1698 - +
Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
#1741 -396 = 1232 - 1628 - +
honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
#4187 -393 = 1343 - 1736 - +
May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
#4261 -389 = 1267 - 1656 - +
It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
#1863 -388 = 1309 - 1697 - +
She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
#2469 -388 = 1301 - 1689 - +
Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
#4246 -386 = 1300 - 1686 - +
Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
#2594 -385 = 1138 - 1523 - +
You are what you hate.
#4249 -384 = 1277 - 1661 - +
There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
#4185 -380 = 1375 - 1755 - +
When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
#3181 -377 = 1304 - 1681 - +
angst is lame
#722 -373 = 1267 - 1640 - +
I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
#1483 -372 = 1359 - 1731 - +
If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
#4255 -371 = 1216 - 1587 - +
If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
#4120 -364 = 1349 - 1713 - +
What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
#3140 -361 = 1262 - 1623 - +
You're so ironic it's expected.
#4318 -358 = 1265 - 1623 - +
People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
#4180 -351 = 1301 - 1652 - +
I'm better than you.
#4267 -350 = 1301 - 1651 - +
There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
#5320 -347 = 668 - 1015 - +
I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
#1542 -346 = 1252 - 1598 - +

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