Semi Official Memebomb Archive

This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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Normal
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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fat people think they are fat.
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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We should all quit whinging.
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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an elite is inevitable
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Care for a penis snifter?
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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Secrecy kills.
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scratch'n'sniff
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realize that ignorance is bless
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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I've run out of things to say.
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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And thus, sense was made.
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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Control is not control
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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to whom it may concern,
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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Life -- do you grok it?
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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You are what you hate.
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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I'm better than you.
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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angst is lame
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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I found Nirvana. It was in my album collection.
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