Semi Official Memebomb Archive

This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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Normal
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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fat people think they are fat.
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an elite is inevitable
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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scratch'n'sniff
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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And thus, sense was made.
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We should all quit whinging.
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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I've run out of things to say.
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realize that ignorance is bless
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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Care for a penis snifter?
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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Secrecy kills.
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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to whom it may concern,
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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Life -- do you grok it?
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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Control is not control
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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You are what you hate.
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I'm better than you.
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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angst is lame
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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