Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Hi, I'm Jesus :)
#4221 -753 = 1391 - 2144 - +
[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
#575 -740 = 1585 - 2325 - +
This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
#3760 -739 = 1420 - 2159 - +
No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
#2132 -688 = 1342 - 2030 - +
They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
#2878 -688 = 1412 - 2100 - +
Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
#758 -678 = 1408 - 2086 - +
My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
#2098 -665 = 1404 - 2069 - +
fat people think they are fat.
#4166 -659 = 1394 - 2053 - +
if u believed me. u would be scared
#4167 -647 = 1484 - 2131 - +
It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
#1882 -640 = 1392 - 2032 - +
Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
#3064 -636 = 1361 - 1997 - +
The people must fight for its law as for its walls
#2746 -627 = 1376 - 2003 - +
Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
#987 -624 = 1420 - 2044 - +
Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
#4257 -624 = 1330 - 1954 - +
Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
#4193 -617 = 1385 - 2002 - +
catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
#4161 -607 = 1307 - 1914 - +
YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
#3769 -606 = 1414 - 2020 - +
The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
#2806 -605 = 1336 - 1941 - +
who can truly pwn a tree?
#3203 -604 = 1448 - 2052 - +
satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
#2441 -596 = 1322 - 1918 - +
JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
#1906 -594 = 1389 - 1983 - +
And thus, sense was made.
#4194 -587 = 1420 - 2007 - +
scratch'n'sniff
#2449 -581 = 1335 - 1916 - +
To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
#2977 -579 = 1427 - 2006 - +
Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
#4192 -579 = 1355 - 1934 - +
to whom it may concern,
#3417 -577 = 1367 - 1944 - +
--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
#4326 -577 = 1357 - 1934 - +
an elite is inevitable
#706 -574 = 1310 - 1884 - +
We should all quit whinging.
#3109 -574 = 1354 - 1928 - +
The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
#4256 -574 = 1340 - 1914 - +
Normal
#2169 -571 = 1422 - 1993 - +
Fuck the Man, he needs it.
#4355 -571 = 1241 - 1812 - +
Secrecy kills.
#2451 -569 = 1356 - 1925 - +
separatism is the way to a new beginning
#2463 -569 = 1443 - 2012 - +
obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
#4168 -566 = 1520 - 2086 - +
realize that ignorance is bless
#4188 -564 = 1439 - 2003 - +
Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
#3918 -562 = 1479 - 2041 - +
I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
#1505 -557 = 1373 - 1930 - +
While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
#3197 -556 = 1356 - 1912 - +
Control is not control
#951 -552 = 1425 - 1977 - +
My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
#2099 -552 = 1366 - 1918 - +
Life -- do you grok it?
#3981 -552 = 1308 - 1860 - +
Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
#1888 -551 = 1318 - 1869 - +
WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
#3222 -549 = 1444 - 1993 - +
women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
#4162 -548 = 1423 - 1971 - +
Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
#1315 -547 = 1424 - 1971 - +
I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
#1487 -546 = 1436 - 1982 - +
The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
#4278 -545 = 1379 - 1924 - +
Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
#1408 -544 = 1480 - 2024 - +
a sincere effort is all you can ask
#625 -541 = 1292 - 1833 - +
there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
#4402 -538 = 1292 - 1830 - +
Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
#4247 -535 = 1294 - 1829 - +
I've run out of things to say.
#4335 -535 = 1270 - 1805 - +
The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
#2645 -533 = 1368 - 1901 - +
Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
#1029 -530 = 1378 - 1908 - +
Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
#3005 -527 = 1446 - 1973 - +
the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
#2742 -524 = 1365 - 1889 - +
I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
#4028 -518 = 1349 - 1867 - +
Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
#4279 -517 = 1419 - 1936 - +
Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
#1955 -514 = 1412 - 1926 - +
WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
#4251 -514 = 1322 - 1836 - +
Give me my goddamn country back!
#1322 -512 = 1470 - 1982 - +
regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
#4159 -509 = 1461 - 1970 - +
The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
#2634 -507 = 1546 - 2053 - +
you can't expect people to be something they're not
#3294 -503 = 1451 - 1954 - +
Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
#2538 -501 = 1374 - 1875 - +
May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
#4261 -501 = 1357 - 1858 - +
Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
#1357 -499 = 1416 - 1915 - +
There is no cure for stupidity.
#4146 -499 = 1422 - 1921 - +
angst is lame
#722 -498 = 1353 - 1851 - +
You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
#3350 -498 = 1411 - 1909 - +
Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
#1331 -497 = 1416 - 1913 - +
That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
#2621 -493 = 1393 - 1886 - +
Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
#2393 -487 = 1367 - 1854 - +
I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
#1483 -483 = 1441 - 1924 - +
HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
#1425 -480 = 1390 - 1870 - +
We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
#3073 -480 = 1378 - 1858 - +
honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
#4187 -478 = 1447 - 1925 - +
Care for a penis snifter?
#886 -477 = 1485 - 1962 - +
Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
#1741 -469 = 1315 - 1784 - +
If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
#4255 -468 = 1318 - 1786 - +
awful punishment awaits really bad people
#786 -466 = 1524 - 1990 - +
What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
#3140 -464 = 1342 - 1806 - +
Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
#4246 -464 = 1377 - 1841 - +
Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
#2594 -459 = 1214 - 1673 - +
You are what you hate.
#4249 -456 = 1369 - 1825 - +
There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
#5320 -454 = 775 - 1229 - +
It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
#1863 -452 = 1424 - 1876 - +
Freedom -- do you grok it?
#3980 -452 = 1427 - 1879 - +
If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
#4186 -451 = 1514 - 1965 - +
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
#4214 -451 = 1294 - 1745 - +
I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
#1542 -442 = 1330 - 1772 - +
Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
#752 -438 = 1493 - 1931 - +
There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
#4185 -433 = 1525 - 1958 - +
When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
#3181 -413 = 1427 - 1840 - +
If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
#4120 -407 = 1477 - 1884 - +
People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
#4180 -404 = 1454 - 1858 - +
I'm better than you.
#4267 -397 = 1408 - 1805 - +
She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
#2469 -391 = 1452 - 1843 - +
You're so ironic it's expected.
#4318 -362 = 1416 - 1778 - +

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