Semi Official Memebomb Archive

This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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Normal
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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an elite is inevitable
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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fat people think they are fat.
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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scratch'n'sniff
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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I've run out of things to say.
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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We should all quit whinging.
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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And thus, sense was made.
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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realize that ignorance is bless
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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Care for a penis snifter?
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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Secrecy kills.
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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to whom it may concern,
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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Life -- do you grok it?
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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Control is not control
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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I'm better than you.
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You are what you hate.
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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angst is lame
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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