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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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Normal
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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We should all quit whinging.
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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fat people think they are fat.
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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Secrecy kills.
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scratch'n'sniff
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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Care for a penis snifter?
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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an elite is inevitable
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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I've run out of things to say.
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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to whom it may concern,
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Life -- do you grok it?
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realize that ignorance is bless
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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And thus, sense was made.
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Control is not control
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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You are what you hate.
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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I'm better than you.
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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angst is lame
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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I found Nirvana. It was in my album collection.
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