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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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We should all quit whinging.
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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Normal
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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an elite is inevitable
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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fat people think they are fat.
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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Control is not control
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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Secrecy kills.
#2451 -182 = 378 - 560 - +
Care for a penis snifter?
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scratch'n'sniff
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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Life -- do you grok it?
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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realize that ignorance is bless
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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to whom it may concern,
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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And thus, sense was made.
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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I've run out of things to say.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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I found Nirvana. It was in my album collection.
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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You are what you hate.
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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I'm better than you.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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angst is lame
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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