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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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Normal
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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We should all quit whinging.
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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fat people think they are fat.
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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Secrecy kills.
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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scratch'n'sniff
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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an elite is inevitable
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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Care for a penis snifter?
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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realize that ignorance is bless
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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I've run out of things to say.
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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And thus, sense was made.
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to whom it may concern,
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Control is not control
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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Life -- do you grok it?
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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You are what you hate.
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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I'm better than you.
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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angst is lame
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I found Nirvana. It was in my album collection.
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