Semi Official Memebomb Archive

This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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an elite is inevitable
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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Normal
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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fat people think they are fat.
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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scratch'n'sniff
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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And thus, sense was made.
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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I've run out of things to say.
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We should all quit whinging.
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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realize that ignorance is bless
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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Care for a penis snifter?
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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Secrecy kills.
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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to whom it may concern,
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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Life -- do you grok it?
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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Control is not control
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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You are what you hate.
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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I'm better than you.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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angst is lame
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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