Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
#987 -2497 = 7882 - 10379 - +
angst is lame
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
#4246 -2455 = 6665 - 9120 - +
regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
#752 -2402 = 6560 - 8962 - +
No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
#4278 -2334 = 6846 - 9180 - +
Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
#3064 -2290 = 7464 - 9754 - +
We should all quit whinging.
#3109 -2283 = 6549 - 8832 - +
satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
#4161 -2268 = 7542 - 9810 - +
Care for a penis snifter?
#886 -2266 = 6932 - 9198 - +
Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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an elite is inevitable
#706 -2246 = 6905 - 9151 - +
to whom it may concern,
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fat people think they are fat.
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
#4168 -2221 = 6843 - 9064 - +
I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
#1888 -2196 = 6553 - 8749 - +
The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
#2806 -2190 = 6734 - 8924 - +
Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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I've run out of things to say.
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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I'm better than you.
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Secrecy kills.
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realize that ignorance is bless
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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Control is not control
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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Normal
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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scratch'n'sniff
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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Life -- do you grok it?
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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You are what you hate.
#4249 -2002 = 6711 - 8713 - +
honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
#4355 -1997 = 6582 - 8579 - +
There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
#2538 -1985 = 6381 - 8366 - +
Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
#2878 -1960 = 8026 - 9986 - +
And thus, sense was made.
#4194 -1952 = 7031 - 8983 - +
awful punishment awaits really bad people
#786 -1949 = 6995 - 8944 - +
The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
#2645 -1945 = 6358 - 8303 - +
Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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