Semi Official Memebomb Archive

This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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fat people think they are fat.
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
#3197 -950 = 1893 - 2843 - +
YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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And thus, sense was made.
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
#4247 -940 = 1909 - 2849 - +
separatism is the way to a new beginning
#2463 -936 = 2028 - 2964 - +
realize that ignorance is bless
#4188 -935 = 1988 - 2923 - +
We should all quit whinging.
#3109 -931 = 1956 - 2887 - +
Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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Secrecy kills.
#2451 -927 = 1958 - 2885 - +
Life -- do you grok it?
#3981 -927 = 1890 - 2817 - +
Normal
#2169 -926 = 1992 - 2918 - +
scratch'n'sniff
#2449 -926 = 1938 - 2864 - +
Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
#4192 -926 = 1952 - 2878 - +
The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
#2806 -924 = 1976 - 2900 - +
JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
#1906 -923 = 1968 - 2891 - +
The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
#4256 -914 = 1930 - 2844 - +
an elite is inevitable
#706 -911 = 1935 - 2846 - +
Control is not control
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
#1505 -911 = 1992 - 2903 - +
the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
#1888 -906 = 1953 - 2859 - +
To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
#625 -890 = 1902 - 2792 - +
The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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I've run out of things to say.
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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to whom it may concern,
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
#4251 -871 = 1895 - 2766 - +
angst is lame
#722 -865 = 1973 - 2838 - +
Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
#2393 -865 = 1987 - 2852 - +
Fuck the Man, he needs it.
#4355 -863 = 1868 - 2731 - +
My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
#2621 -850 = 1969 - 2819 - +
Freedom -- do you grok it?
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
#1029 -848 = 1990 - 2838 - +
Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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Care for a penis snifter?
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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You are what you hate.
#4249 -831 = 1967 - 2798 - +
HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
#1425 -830 = 1976 - 2806 - +
Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
#1331 -829 = 1969 - 2798 - +
Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
#1357 -824 = 2001 - 2825 - +
May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
#4214 -782 = 1865 - 2647 - +
Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
#1741 -765 = 1951 - 2716 - +
I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
#1542 -756 = 1927 - 2683 - +
If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
#3140 -697 = 2007 - 2704 - +
I'm better than you.
#4267 -695 = 2002 - 2697 - +
She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
#2469 -688 = 2014 - 2702 - +
If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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