Semi Official Memebomb Archive

This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
#4221 -561 = 1187 - 1748 - +
[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
#575 -551 = 1319 - 1870 - +
if u believed me. u would be scared
#4167 -541 = 1242 - 1783 - +
They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
#2878 -537 = 1209 - 1746 - +
JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
#1906 -509 = 1170 - 1679 - +
No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
#2132 -507 = 1158 - 1665 - +
Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
#3064 -506 = 1154 - 1660 - +
who can truly pwn a tree?
#3203 -498 = 1177 - 1675 - +
I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
#1487 -495 = 1183 - 1678 - +
Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
#758 -490 = 1182 - 1672 - +
The people must fight for its law as for its walls
#2746 -488 = 1155 - 1643 - +
It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
#1882 -485 = 1201 - 1686 - +
The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
#2634 -485 = 1240 - 1725 - +
separatism is the way to a new beginning
#2463 -480 = 1173 - 1653 - +
Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
#1408 -477 = 1241 - 1718 - +
obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
#4168 -477 = 1237 - 1714 - +
Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
#3918 -476 = 1238 - 1714 - +
Normal
#2169 -473 = 1198 - 1671 - +
Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
#4279 -473 = 1134 - 1607 - +
scratch'n'sniff
#2449 -471 = 1142 - 1613 - +
Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
#987 -470 = 1228 - 1698 - +
YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
#3769 -470 = 1162 - 1632 - +
My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
#2098 -465 = 1199 - 1664 - +
Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
#4257 -458 = 1127 - 1585 - +
fat people think they are fat.
#4166 -456 = 1197 - 1653 - +
there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
#4402 -454 = 1037 - 1491 - +
And thus, sense was made.
#4194 -453 = 1183 - 1636 - +
satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
#2441 -450 = 1139 - 1589 - +
Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
#1888 -449 = 1116 - 1565 - +
an elite is inevitable
#706 -448 = 1112 - 1560 - +
Secrecy kills.
#2451 -447 = 1135 - 1582 - +
you can't expect people to be something they're not
#3294 -446 = 1191 - 1637 - +
Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
#1029 -442 = 1167 - 1609 - +
That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
#2621 -441 = 1140 - 1581 - +
We should all quit whinging.
#3109 -440 = 1168 - 1608 - +
You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
#3350 -440 = 1156 - 1596 - +
Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
#1955 -438 = 1159 - 1597 - +
To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
#2977 -438 = 1207 - 1645 - +
Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
#1357 -436 = 1159 - 1595 - +
the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
#2742 -435 = 1137 - 1572 - +
catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
#4161 -435 = 1123 - 1558 - +
Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
#2806 -428 = 1156 - 1584 - +
The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
#4278 -427 = 1129 - 1556 - +
I've run out of things to say.
#4335 -426 = 1080 - 1506 - +
Life -- do you grok it?
#3981 -425 = 1119 - 1544 - +
Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
#4247 -425 = 1095 - 1520 - +
I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
#4028 -424 = 1142 - 1566 - +
Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
#752 -422 = 1192 - 1614 - +
Fuck the Man, he needs it.
#4355 -422 = 1042 - 1464 - +
Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
#1331 -421 = 1160 - 1581 - +
My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
#2099 -417 = 1166 - 1583 - +
Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
#3005 -415 = 1175 - 1590 - +
regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
#4192 -413 = 1169 - 1582 - +
WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
#3222 -412 = 1235 - 1647 - +
women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
#4162 -412 = 1225 - 1637 - +
Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
#2538 -408 = 1145 - 1553 - +
While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
#3197 -406 = 1166 - 1572 - +
--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
#2645 -400 = 1192 - 1592 - +
Care for a penis snifter?
#886 -399 = 1254 - 1653 - +
Control is not control
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
#2393 -395 = 1173 - 1568 - +
Freedom -- do you grok it?
#3980 -395 = 1135 - 1530 - +
to whom it may concern,
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
#1425 -392 = 1188 - 1580 - +
awful punishment awaits really bad people
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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realize that ignorance is bless
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
#2594 -361 = 1018 - 1379 - +
honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
#4186 -359 = 1244 - 1603 - +
You are what you hate.
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
#4120 -355 = 1215 - 1570 - +
What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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I'm better than you.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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angst is lame
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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