Semi Official Memebomb Archive

if u believed me. u would be scared
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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Normal
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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scratch'n'sniff
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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fat people think they are fat.
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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We should all quit whinging.
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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Secrecy kills.
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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an elite is inevitable
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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Life -- do you grok it?
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And thus, sense was made.
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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to whom it may concern,
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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I've run out of things to say.
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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Care for a penis snifter?
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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Control is not control
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realize that ignorance is bless
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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You are what you hate.
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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I'm better than you.
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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angst is lame
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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