Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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fat people think they are fat.
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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And thus, sense was made.
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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scratch'n'sniff
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to whom it may concern,
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Secrecy kills.
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realize that ignorance is bless
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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We should all quit whinging.
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Normal
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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Control is not control
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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I've run out of things to say.
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an elite is inevitable
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Life -- do you grok it?
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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angst is lame
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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You are what you hate.
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Care for a penis snifter?
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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I'm better than you.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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