Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Sanity isn't the survival trait it used to be.
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It’s easy to imagine the end of the world, but we cannot imagine the end of capitalism
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YOU ARE NOW NO LONGER FULLY AUTOMATED.
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Don't negotiate with the bosses. Abolish them.
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Peace is never built upon corpses. The house from 'poltergeist' was built upon corpses.
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Because it's there.
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no end finding curious or interesting pages that eat away time, never knowing if that time could be better spent... until you spend it and find out!
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Please go away.
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a belief is just a thought you keep having
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Enlightenment is Bullshit
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Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
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DO NOT WANT.
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Cannibalism is a small price to pay for popularity.
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There ain't no justice
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All that glitters has a high refractive index.
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Thank you for calling.
sorry but all complaints must be made with the claims department.
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GET OVER IT
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rechanneling destructive impulses is a sign of maturity
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Look at me, I'm raising consciousness!
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There are no unrelated factors.
Everything hangs in the balance.
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I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
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Kook cain
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STRUCTURE IS THE LEADING CAUSE OF CHAOS
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I know you, and I know your game...
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When you look for happiness outside yourself, it is like sand in the hands, when you have it, it slips away. When you find happiness from within, you become the sand.
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Roots are for vegetables
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A Little pain never hurt anyone
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Always remember that you're unique.
Just like everyone else.
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In every destructive impulse, there is also a creative one.
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this conversation isnt over
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What fortunate events led you to this point?
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check your assumptions
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Perversion is a state of mind.
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I can do magic. I flip a switch and the light turns off.
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that beegees song is now repeating in your head as you walk
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You are not an individual.
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A.D Stands for After Death, A.T for Altes Testament, E.D for Erease Data and A.I for Artificial Intilligence, but don't worry, it's all wrong so you dont have to and won't remember ! Your cock probably doesn't seem'ed to be Working anyway Ꭴ.
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If its to be, its up to me
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really, ya know what we always say,fukem
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Mow Mow Boppa Mow Mow Mow
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surely if tomato is a fruit then that makes ketchup a jam
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One Billion "Hope Dollars"! Small Change we can believe in!
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where there is no war, peace is about to be screwed.
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RESTRUBIOTION DOESN't pass matter 'v
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Life is one big theatre stage, only without an audience.
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Your zombie sheep are being programmed as we speak.
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I really like writing on walls
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
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Sometimes it's not enough merely to teach. One has to punish as well.
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He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.
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challenge your habits
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Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow
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"Please feel free."
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You too can be No. one!
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Ra ra skirts are solar cult subliminals
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Everyone is wrong, but some of us are more correct than others.
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If you understand what you're doing, you're not learning anything
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The Revolution will be commercial free.
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Everything you know... is just that.
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Ein Moment kann die Ewigkeit beteuten.
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if albert einstein stood in front of 50 monkeys for a 1000 years explaining the theory of relativity after a 1000 years they would still just be monkeys
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Don't quote this
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Five is a demon.
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Needs keep ahead of percepts
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Change your thoughts and you change your world.
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is this a stupid question?
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If two persons always share the same opinion,
one of them is superfluous
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the essencial meaning before poee is the weight of this aphorism on flax
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You are Holy in the wrong
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You cannot be, what you really could, be as long as you think, you are only what you are.
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Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
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Finland is the european Molise. (Italians will understand).
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Save yourself FOR the salvation army?
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In Iraq you are a terrorist
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You appear to have an infestation of fail ants.
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How can one think freely in the shadow of a chapel?
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"did I do that?"
     -Steve urkel
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the dishonest sage tells you he is lying
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Imagine that I were you. What would you do?
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What just happened?
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sociopath clowns "deadly but funny"
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Santanism is the practice of sacrificing your children to the false god of economic exponentialism.
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And I alone am returned to wag the tail.
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If you hadn't seen this, it wouldn't exist.
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Give up while your still where you started.
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Men and women are the worst people on earth.
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Don't Read This sentence or the next one. Now Read the previous sentence again.
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calm is more conductive to creativity than is anxiety
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Honi soit la vache qui rit.
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When in danger or in doubt: run in circles, scream and shout.
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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
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I just stole ten seconds of your life.
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monsters are all scratch 'n' snuff
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If you fuck the system without protection something nasty is bound to happen.
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FREE, take one--they belong to Lars Ulrich.
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Nobody was home, but I answered the door anyway.
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What happens when you cut back the jungle? It recedes.
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you must have one grand passion
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Death when it comes will have no sheep.
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When you go to hell, you DIE
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