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If you have no choice in the matter, that's your choice.
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Stop believing, start thinking.
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If you only want to go 500 miles, can you begin with a halfstep?
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This is a Meme.
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Don't trust them, just humor them.
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If graffiti changed anything they'd make it illegal, Oh wait...
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In the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D....
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An unbreakable heart isn't worth having.
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It is easier to find a man who is true to his nature than true to his beliefs.
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Anarchy--it's not the law, it's just a good idea.
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disgust is the appropriate response to most situations
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If ignorance is bliss then why are cops such dicks?
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Why not?
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John was a quiet gentleman who liked to work in the garden, read literary works, and devour kittens.
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And I alone am returned to wag the tail.
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Why do you care about Bratney Spears' parenting style?
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In an infinite universe, even nothing is possible.
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What were you thinking about before you started reading this sentence?
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We don't hate vegetarians, we just think they're funny.
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
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realize that ignorance is bless
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
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I like this one. It's dense.
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you are now manually dying
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Criminals are made the moment a law is passed
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If you aren't confused, you're wrong.
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Poetry is in the street.
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In Iraq you are a terrorist
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A single fact can spoil a good argument.
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Fortified shadows of weakened construction
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You're about as interesting as the spot on my arse.
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I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
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People hate good ideas, and that's why we hate the communists.
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Disorder is order.
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Opportunity doesn't knock
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Ethos under desconstruction
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BeLIEve
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Eating the menu?
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There is not a struggle between authority and democracy, but between industrial society and humanity.
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The only thing that applies to every physical phenomenon in the universe is the "Your Mom" joke.
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i support the right to say stupid shit.
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the void does not exist
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Please press any door to continue
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you can't fool others if you're fooling yourself
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It's like shawshank redemption, except with more tunnelling through shit and no fucking redemption. - m. Tucker
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Freedom--You've gotta give for what you take
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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Save the banks lol
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Art without controversy is just craft. Artless controversy is iconoclasm.
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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
-Thomas Edison
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Zenarchy is for fools who don't understand politics.
Politics is for fools who don't understand Zenarchy.
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lux levit fiat.
solar reich.
hell yeah mofo.
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If the cap fits, your head's the right size
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knowing yourself lets you understand others
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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Percepi et esse.
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Look at me, I'm raising consciousness!
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The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
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Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
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When push comes to shove, you will fall.
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This is reality. Logic has no place in the real world.
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politics is used for personal gain
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Confront the system.
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I ain't got time to think, do it for me.
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I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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Reason is the Illusion of Reality.
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Ideology is a thought killer.
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you are a victim of the rules you live by
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
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You are a fire hazard
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Grab it and feel it
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We find the defendant innocent by reason of being generally clueless.
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symbols are more meaningful than things themselves
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Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart
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A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
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You wrote this while you were drunk.
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EXPECTATIONS ARE MEARLY PRECONCEIVED DISAPPOINTMENTS!
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I'm just a box in a cage.
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eris is my higher power
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the sum of your actions determines what you are
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Now Loading... (on the inside door of the elevator)
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Overall, there was a smell of fried onions.
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There is no conspiracy; people just aren't that organized.
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Do NOT turn around. You are NOT being observed.
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the world is end and we are basking in it's imaginative echo
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Lego my Ego
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Is there an officer, problem ?
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If you are pissed off, frustrated, annoyed and confused, congratulations. You are about to learn something.
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The Zombie Apocalypse starts at home.
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Hate is a strong word...so is Love.
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Show me a man who knew no pain or suffering as a child, and i'll show you a man who has nothing to contribute to society.
~Robert Brown
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The Ideal is in thyself, the impediments too is in thyself.
-Thomas Carlyle
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You don't need pants for the victory dance.
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No matter how bad it is, there's always worse.
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It is now safe to turn off your government
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If you were to clone yourself, then have sex with that clone, would it be masturbation or incest?
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Fight For Freedom, not "Freedom"
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The fuck do you mean with that?
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Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde
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