Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I intend to live forever or die trying.
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out of sight, out of mind - invisible, insane.
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the unattainable is invariable attractive
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Warning: Certain concepts have been infected and deemed unsafe. Please do not think about the following words: golden apple, fnord, 23 skidoo.
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Don't worry, no one else believes this bullshit either.
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John was a quiet gentleman who liked to work in the garden, read literary works, and devour kittens.
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god created masturbation.
satan created porno.
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If it is as it is is it as it is or as it is to be pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
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HE WHO SO SHALL, SO SHALL HE WHO.
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The End Is Queer!(tm)
#2667 -7 = 119 - 126 - +
We're not doing scientific research, we're killing people.
#3119 -24 = 107 - 131 - +
Such Oddacity.
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impulsive decisions are adventurous decisions.
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When you work at the limits of your abilities, you can't possibly know what you're doing.
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The Bucket is Going to Kick You!
#2643 -34 = 92 - 126 - +
Empty Heart, Empty Mind, Empty Soul - VACANCY!!
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Its the penultimate countdown.
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Corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists.
#4333 -35 = 156 - 191 - +
Every time God kills a kitten, a gay couple marries.
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If it weren't for humans there would be no Good or Evil.
#4439 -34 = 143 - 177 - +
The Beginning is Nigh
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Deceive boys with toys, but men with oaths.
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without chaos, there can not be order
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The management would like to remind you, the valued customer, that not all moustaches are made of hair. Thank you.
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then a lamentable faculty arose in their spirits, that of seeing stupidity and no longer being able to tolerate it. - G. flaubert
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Congratulations, you've lost anything worth fighting for, Dumbass. Enjoy your subjugation.
#942 -49 = 99 - 148 - +
Just conform, it's safer that way.
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Once, I stood in a queue, pretending to be just like everybody else. And then (without once letting my mask slip) I boarded the bus and travelled home. But when I got home... OH HOW I LAUGHED.
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Only antisocial behaviour can be effective against society.
#4237 -13 = 155 - 168 - +
i just changed the world
#1528 -5 = 132 - 137 - +
emotional responses ar as valuable as intellectual responses
#1143 -40 = 123 - 163 - +
empower proponents of peer pressure
#1146 -11 = 120 - 131 - +
Jesus' love for you is like a berserker.
#1899 -27 = 107 - 134 - +
All employees are forbidden.
#673 -18 = 119 - 137 - +
Concrete thinking is still a metaphor
#935 -10 = 147 - 157 - +
Taze a kitten!
#2606 -27 = 120 - 147 - +
Abstractions don't like it when you anthropomorphize them.
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For some, it's the left-hand path, for some, it's the right-hand path; for me, it's the psycho-path, RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE THROUGH THE MALL WITH A BULLDOZER!
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i've made this far without knowing what a meme is and it's never bothered me at all
#5453 -25 = 98 - 123 - +
you can't find some things on the internet.
#3999 -17 = 131 - 148 - +
Preserve disorder
#4889 -17 = 107 - 124 - +
Do we know what an empty room really looks like?
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I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited friend...
-RUSH
#5007 -19 = 91 - 110 - +
It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
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you're mortal. You're gonna die. You're already dead -No offense.
#4595 -20 = 121 - 141 - +
Of course I still love you. Now stop whining and let me shoot you.
#2193 -19 = 126 - 145 - +
Jesus was an Arab Jew
#1897 -10 = 170 - 180 - +
If fancy isn't normative, then what is love?
#5423 -31 = 122 - 153 - +
Awareness without action is a marketing plan for your ego
#4806 -32 = 67 - 99 - +
happiness is not a birthright, you must be thinking of death.
#5444 -36 = 110 - 146 - +
You can't legislate beliefs.
#3459 -24 = 186 - 210 - +
Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
-Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy
#1188 -31 = 465 - 496 - +
If Wishes Were Fishes We'd All Cast NEts
#4642 -34 = 56 - 90 - +
What is the first question?
#5165 -6 = 87 - 93 - +
Please panic: everything is under control.
#2301 -6 = 420 - 426 - +
go all out in romance and let the chips fall where they may
#1326 -5 = 112 - 117 - +
You know better
#3323 -9 = 136 - 145 - +
humanism is obsolete
#1465 -8 = 133 - 141 - +
Shh! My common sense is tingling!
#2471 -5 = 144 - 149 - +
Too much Freedom can be extremely unpleasant.
#2994 -27 = 97 - 124 - +
Go on, I won't tell.
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There is more than one way to shave a cat:
but generally only one reason to do it
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
#4857 -17 = 65 - 82 - +
You should see a doctor immediately.
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even she goes poo... even she
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the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
#5432 -4 = 134 - 138 - +
If you can this.... you can read
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Fuck god
I love her
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The quote below this one is a lie.
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There is far less to everything than you think
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A love of capitalism is symptomatic of a oedipal complex.
#3920 -7 = 141 - 148 - +
i am paint. watch me dry!
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Please stop, it only encourages them.
#3699 -23 = 142 - 165 - +
Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
#1168 -17 = 123 - 140 - +
Thank you for reading this sign.
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That's a fish and you know it!
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You're all just individual people.... Neither you, nor your friends, nor you with all your friends and all of their friends together could possibly make a difference.
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the last will be first and the first shall be last. Those of us in the middle won't notice the difference
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If your face were a tree, it would be different.
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That wasn't a bomb; it was a suggestion.
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you left the iron on.
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fathers often use too much force
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When someone starts telling you about The Truth, run!
#3173 -20 = 132 - 152 - +
I'm always having premonitions way too late.
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Move within the crowd
not with the crowd
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Fuck the People, I’m Already Elected
#4852 -20 = 72 - 92 - +
The past tense of regret is indecision.
#5341 -2 = 119 - 121 - +
Call over your Visa Card and cut up her daughter.
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Pain = stupidity
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it is man's fate to outsmart himself
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349bdays till.darmagedoom.
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There are no unrelated factors.
Everything hangs in the balance.
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law and some people do like assholes
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Which way to America?
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The world is full of adults scrambling around trying to learn how to play again.
They forgot.
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Question Authority; that's an order!
#2356 -9 = 132 - 141 - +
There is no gravity, the earth just sucks.
#2845 -6 = 181 - 187 - +
Don't try to do no thinking
Just go on with your drinking
And have your fun
You old son of a gun
And drive home in your lincoln-
Fz&TMOI
#5063 -10 = 73 - 83 - +
Money often costs too much.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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I promise... Or not.. Or do... Whatever.
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