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The womb is a prison - Fetus liberation front
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Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there.
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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You live and learn. Or you don't live long.
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Please look away immediately.
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I pooped in the urinal on my birthday.
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Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
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If at first, the idea is not absurd,
don't panic. - a datable mrs.
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Confront the system.
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sometimes things seem to happen of their own accord
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We thank you for the inconvenience.
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the next time you make a purchase hand the clerk a 1 dollar bill and ask her to make change. she will hand you back a number of coins, several which bear the likenesses of several long dead historical figures...
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It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
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I haven't slept for ten days - that would be too long
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STOP WORMHOLE EXPERIMENTATION
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This is only a test! Had this been an actual life, you would have been instructed where to tune for news and official information.
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Evolve from Orwell's pigs to Berksons monkeys!
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I can do magic. I flip a switch and the light turns off.
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Without my ___________ I'd be just like everyone else.
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There is no such thing as "normal"...please try again.
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What fortunate events led you to this point?
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If opportunity knocks, go to bed with your pants on.
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Appreciate Chaos
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The following statement is not true:
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build the ethernet with light love and power already.
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The reason people get lost in thought is because it is, to many, rather unfamiliar territory.
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Don't be fooled by appearances; I am a surveillance camera.
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The best thing a true patriot can do is take down his own government.
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You might be a discordian if... your sense of humor has brought you to the attention of the nsa.
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ATTENTION: disregard this message
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without contradictions, i would not be free.
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Being the Inquisition is GOOD.
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Profanity: the single language in which all programmers are expert.
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Congregation, please be seated
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RAGE IS PEACE
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Enlightenment won't save you any more than God will.
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They think YOU are a criminal.
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Precios mind don't allow to think
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dreaming while awake is a frightening contradiction
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Everybody farts in the same language.
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decency is a relative thing
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absolute submission can be a form of freedom
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This phrase is invisible, can read it only who masturbates.
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Eternal Truths are neither.
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C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
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decadence can be an end in itself
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supplementing my permanent record
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The rain, it raineth on the Just and the Unjust fella. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella.
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Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.
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Sanity is not your most valuable asset.
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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Sometimes I become spell-bound in the middle of Wal-Mart.
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Imagine a world without Religion.
Now live in it.
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a belief is an idea you've stopped questioning
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A prison becomes a home if you hold the key
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Amateur surgeon, seeking new patients
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Have you ever have had a dream - that you, um, you hads, your, you, you could, you’ll do, you um, you wants, you, you could do so, you , you’ll do, you could, you you, you um want, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?
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The wind is loud and sometimes pungent.
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Aborton kills, but so does McDonalds.
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am unable to take a lot!
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Fill in the blank: I'm always ______ myself.
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Sometimes you get insomnia, sometimes it gets you.
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Only happy people get to be happy.
Go cry somewhere.
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A well placed stiletto is mightier than a thousand pens.
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You are only happy by accident.
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We are as gods and might as well get good at it
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politics is used for personal gain
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Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart
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Sure, you say you like mysticism but when I sacrifice your cat you get all weird on me.
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Read this like you would a good book.
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He who has long legs and short arms cannot touch one's toes...
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of The Revolution
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The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
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I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
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Do we know what an empty room really looks like?
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If two persons always share the same opinion,
one of them is superfluous
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Whose eyes are your eyes?
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Grate with purpose
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Calm down, your heart is beating a little too fast right now.
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surely if tomato is a fruit then that makes ketchup a jam
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He who lives without folly is less wise than he believes.
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Bliss is a Dirt Sandwhich!
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If you have no choice in the matter, that's your choice.
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With age, ignorant altruism looks more and more like calculated wickedness.
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A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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There's no such thing as nothing
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We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.
-Bill Vaughn
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HAIL TETRIS!
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Don't negotiate with the bosses. Abolish them.
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Freedom of speech ain't free.
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exceptional people deserve special concessions
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Fait accompli...
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Life is one big theatre stage, only without an audience.
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I am no longer infected
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physical culture is second best
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The Machine is just a by-product widespread personal gain.
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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Just give up and go crazy.
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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
-Thomas Edison
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Imagination is good, but don't forget that reality needs help to get there
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