John was a quiet gentleman who liked to work in the garden, read literary works, and devour kittens.
The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
There is not a struggle between authority and democracy, but between industrial society and humanity.
The only thing that applies to every physical phenomenon in the universe is the "Your Mom" joke.
It's like shawshank redemption, except with more tunnelling through shit and no fucking redemption. - m. Tucker
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
Zenarchy is for fools who don't understand politics.
Politics is for fools who don't understand Zenarchy.
The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
If you are pissed off, frustrated, annoyed and confused, congratulations. You are about to learn something.
Show me a man who knew no pain or suffering as a child, and i'll show you a man who has nothing to contribute to society.
If you were to clone yourself, then have sex with that clone, would it be masturbation or incest?
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