Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Patriotism isn't about being a better citizen, it's about demanding a better country.
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really rugged, ghetto looking graffiti with messages like:
 
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
FATHERHOOD IS A JOY
CHILDREN ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL
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A good person should die weeping for how much more they could have done.
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I see you're the brains of the operation.
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The world is a prison without bars, a concentration camp without barbed wire.
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You just couldn't mind your own business, could you.
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Save yourself FOR the salvation army?
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I only live about ten percent in this reality.
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How is this sentence not gibberish?
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Humans are like snowflakes: they may be unique, but from a distance they all look the same
  
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it is hard to keep caring, but impossible to stop.
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Yes men get all the babes!
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Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.
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The Sun impregnated the Earth with its photonic sperm; we are all their children.
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Anarchy--it's not the law, it's just a good idea.
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i've made this far without knowing what a meme is and it's never bothered me at all
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it is what it is, but suffering is optional...
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choose life
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Money often costs too much.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Bi-Curiosity killed the ____________.
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Make like nature: select all.
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To be the best, you must LOSE YOUR MIND.
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You were reading this, but now you're not.
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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If you stand on this spot long enough, you will see some very strange things.
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If you do it, want it.
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I conceive of nothing, in religion, science, or philosophy, that is more than the proper thing to wear, for a while.
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HIMEOBS - The Bakery is Open
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Here, take this shovel. You know what to do.
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Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity.
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Get 0%, win
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A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
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Do what this sign tells you to do.
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I've seen the future and I leave it all behind
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It's not lies if we know the truth.
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Learn with other people errors, you can't do all of them personally.
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This sentence has never been written.
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I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
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We find the defendant innocent by reason of being generally clueless.
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........ CAUTION: Suspicious Contents
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
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there's nothing redeeming in toil
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Question lobotomy.
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Good luck on your exam.
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the world operates according to discoverable laws
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We want nothing of a world in which the certainty of not dying from hunger comes in exchange for the risk of dying from boredom.
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Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
Gynaecologists surrounded
 
From: Half Man Half Biscuit: 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd - lyrics http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/back-in-the-dhss/99-of-gargoyles-look-like-bob-todd/#ixzz1BbpLeWP5
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The Management would like to thank you for not subverting the dominant paradigm.
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irony is too mainstream for me
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Nothing happens for a reason; when it does, pay attention.
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Shut up! Keep walking!
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Emotions are simply gears your brain/body can go into.
You either drive a stick or an automatic.
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This is Not an Exist.
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F(n) = O(r+d)
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Call over your Visa Card and cut up her daughter.
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Closed mouths sink republics.
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Sleep is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
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Rose tint my world and keep me safe from the trouble and pain...
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Your mind is now a car--DRIVE IT.
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Just because it kind of makes sense doesn't mean it's correct.
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Freedom is within their grasp.
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its a nameless dirt road that leads to the mother- lode, it's not even a path it's just the thinnest part of the grass
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WELL YOU KNOW THEY SAY, "EVERYTHING CAN END WITH A RAZOR!".
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Okay now recite the alphabet from 0
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...there is only black, or white.
cause grey is,
 either washed out black,
or dirty white...
T.B.
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Social norms are for the weak.
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fear is the greatest incapacitator
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If you won't shut the hell up, go watch TV so it can shut you the hell up.
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There is no "THEM". There is only "US".
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What poor gods we do make.
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"I begged Eris for mercy, and the power to be victorious. I only got one."
-Foxius
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Man's character is his fate.
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Everything happens for no reason
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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repetition is the best way to learn
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Forget you even read this.
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Is this really worth it?
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A bit of fragrance clings to the hand that gives flowers.
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so let me get this straight... in order to be happy i'm supposed to do what i love for a living? So you want me to turn what i love into work, which i hate... That might be the dumbest plan i've ever heard, it's like the transmutation of the moron.
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Open horse fucking
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Life size models of Cthulhu, on sale now!
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Earth don't give a fuck.
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If you believe in solipsism, you are not alone.
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i believe that children are the futile
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If you are going through hell, keep going. Winston Churchill
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Nothing knits man to man like the frequent passage from hand to hand of cash.
-Walter Richard Sickert
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check your assumptions
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No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.
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a little knowledge can go a long way
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It would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their fucking dog!
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Surprise is an antidote to paranoia
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Everything in moderation, including Moderation itself.
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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The quality of an organization can never exceed the quality of the minds that make it up.
-Harold R. McAlindon
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Refuse to be remastered
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Try to remember
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Where there is power there is resistance.
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Can I ask you a second question?
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God does not play russian roulette with the universe.
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without contradictions, i would not be free.
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