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John was a quiet gentleman who liked to work in the garden, read literary works, and devour kittens.
If it is as it is is it as it is or as it is to be pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
Corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists.
The management would like to remind you, the valued customer, that not all moustaches are made of hair. Thank you.
then a lamentable faculty arose in their spirits, that of seeing stupidity and no longer being able to tolerate it. - G. flaubert
Once, I stood in a queue, pretending to be just like everybody else. And then (without once letting my mask slip) I boarded the bus and travelled home. But when I got home... OH HOW I LAUGHED.
For some, it's the left-hand path, for some, it's the right-hand path; for me, it's the psycho-path, RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE THROUGH THE MALL WITH A BULLDOZER!
Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
-Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy
There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
You're all just individual people.... Neither you, nor your friends, nor you with all your friends and all of their friends together could possibly make a difference.
the last will be first and the first shall be last. Those of us in the middle won't notice the difference
The world is full of adults scrambling around trying to learn how to play again.
Don't try to do no thinking
Just go on with your drinking
And have your fun
You old son of a gun
And drive home in your lincoln-
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