Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
#4532 -65 = 74 - 139 - +
A good person should die weeping for how much more they could have done.
#3874 -19 = 105 - 124 - +
You are judged by the enemies you keep too!
#4527 -48 = 79 - 127 - +
I won't stop until I get to Normal
#3890 -28 = 105 - 133 - +
war is a purification rite
#3053 -21 = 81 - 102 - +
Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started.
#3761 11 = 1011 - 1000 - +
You are unique just like everyone else.
#4546 -44 = 85 - 129 - +
You can only get caught if it's illegal.
#3288 -14 = 160 - 174 - +
How necessary are you?
#3532 -9 = 383 - 392 - +
WARNING: Reading this sign is forbidden.
#3651 -15 = 416 - 431 - +
Lawyers are basically PiƱatas filled with civil liberties instead of candy. The party has started, don't worry about a blindfold.
#3944 -47 = 144 - 191 - +
Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
#5002 -9 = 151 - 160 - +
Oh, no, not again.
#2207 -12 = 122 - 134 - +
Revelations will not be televised.
#2416 -9 = 116 - 125 - +
DANGER !! DANGER !! ABANDON THOUGHT IMMEDIATELY !!
#974 -13 = 113 - 126 - +
You won't die alone, but you'll wish you will.
#4195 -37 = 96 - 133 - +
If you can read this you must have magical powers.
#5215 -23 = 75 - 98 - +
Your beliefs will not save you.
#3936 -44 = 89 - 133 - +
Do you FEEL like a moron when you wake up in the morning, or is it a surprise to you?
#1055 -20 = 103 - 123 - +
Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be. After summer is winter, and after winter, summer. It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man rules now, it shall rule again. As a foulness shall ye know it.
#2533 -10 = 137 - 147 - +
The wages of sin are death! (of course, After taxes, it's really more of a tired feeling....)
#5082 -10 = 130 - 140 - +
WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
#4251 -183 = 613 - 796 - +
problem solver or problem maker
#3500 -37 = 91 - 128 - +
Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see; the devils of truth steal the souls of the free... don't open your eyes, take it from me--I have found you can find happiness in slavery...
#1089 -16 = 120 - 136 - +
Wake up!
This is all a dream!
#3047 -16 = 116 - 132 - +
Vegetables are murder.
#3036 -9 = 135 - 144 - +
The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.
#5311 2 = 132 - 130 - +
Beware your actions, your future is another's past.
#834 -22 = 105 - 127 - +
nothing rhymes with poetry.
#2179 -26 = 94 - 120 - +
This sign is not for you.
#2934 -13 = 132 - 145 - +
starvation is nature's way
#2547 -17 = 101 - 118 - +
Just because you wake up, doesn't mean you have to stop dreaming.
#1910 -8 = 183 - 191 - +
An unbreakable heart isn't worth having.
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"IT'S 2012: DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR GODS ARE?"
#3739 -11 = 110 - 121 - +
Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives does not consist of what happened, but of what men believe happened.
-Gerald W. Johnston
#2173 -22 = 82 - 104 - +
Life is like a hair on a toilet seat.You always get pissed off in the end.
#4604 -38 = 81 - 119 - +
If you fuck the system without protection something nasty is bound to happen.
#1700 -2 = 190 - 192 - +
Who is W. O. Baker, and why is he saying those terrible things about me?
#3205 -13 = 174 - 187 - +
Okay, everybody in this room who's telekinetic, raise my hand.
#2210 -10 = 130 - 140 - +
We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
-La Rochefoucauld
#3108 -20 = 95 - 115 - +
happiness is not a birthright, you must be thinking of death.
#5444 -33 = 96 - 129 - +
Any revolution's great as long as our gadgets are construed to cause it
#4860 -18 = 70 - 88 - +
Time is an illusion. lunch time doubly so.
#5460 -29 = 72 - 101 - +
Denn alles was ensteht ist wert, dass es zugrunde geht.
#1004 -22 = 101 - 123 - +
If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
-Elbert Hubbard
#1684 -11 = 126 - 137 - +
you can understand someone of your sex only
#3289 -54 = 76 - 130 - +
There IS something hiding in your closet.
#2860 -19 = 93 - 112 - +
Seems like we ain't got silver in out toungues but my pee is golden
#5362 -12 = 64 - 76 - +
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
#605 -19 = 136 - 155 - +
Without my ___________ I'd be just like everyone else.
#3232 -27 = 97 - 124 - +
Today is a good day to join the revolution!
#2987 -10 = 125 - 135 - +
"Ahem," said the king, "tomorrow you will all be dead, so make sure to pack your things tonight; i told you yesterday and look what happened."
#5487 -7 = 20 - 27 - +
He who hates vices hates mankind.
#1395 -17 = 79 - 96 - +
All urban myths suggest HIMEOBS
#695 -22 = 98 - 120 - +
Nemo me impune lacessit.
#2107 -31 = 46 - 77 - +
You've caught an even atom tan
#3392 -20 = 127 - 147 - +
The three greatest men who ever lived were Eleanor Roosevelt.
#2785 -42 = 86 - 128 - +
A concept is the thing before you think. - Anonymouse
#5040 -11 = 50 - 61 - +
"What's the difference between two lawyers and a senator?"
#3664 -6 = 115 - 121 - +
Explain your sense of self
#4802 -9 = 65 - 74 - +
Give me liberty or I'll fucking kill you!
#1321 -20 = 110 - 130 - +
Don't fuck the man. You'll get an STD.
#4796 -12 = 70 - 82 - +
The End is Rear!
#2668 -20 = 84 - 104 - +
Aquiring an addiction is like growing anothers stomach that you must feed. I wouldn't reccomend it.
#5135 -8 = 140 - 148 - +
Only idiots don't point out the common sense because it is common sense to point out the obvious when
it is obvious that most people are idiots.
#4290 -22 = 95 - 117 - +
We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
-Georg Wilhelm F. Hegel
#3096 -10 = 106 - 116 - +
Stop reading, start thinking.
#2555 -13 = 107 - 120 - +
Wonders never cease, as long as you never cease to wonder.
#3233 -22 = 99 - 121 - +
Life is the leading cause of world fatalities
#5103 -7 = 170 - 177 - +
your opinions are just that. opinions. don't force them on other people.
#5496 -13 = 5 - 18 - +
What's your anti-drug, and can you overcome it?
#3158 -2 = 102 - 104 - +
Read less, live more.
#2377 -29 = 91 - 120 - +
FUCK THE SYSTEM! just kidding...NOT!
#4277 -38 = 97 - 135 - +
Refuse to mind the gap.
#3571 -19 = 124 - 143 - +
Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
#1044 -7 = 116 - 123 - +
Nobody was home, but I answered the door anyway.
#4079 -18 = 138 - 156 - +
fear not the wrath of failure lest you not try.
#4383 -42 = 47 - 89 - +
Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
#2970 -11 = 522 - 533 - +
Will what you do
#4573 -32 = 102 - 134 - +
For a good time call Eris
#1264 -18 = 102 - 120 - +
Live without dead time [time of boredom, time at work] - enjoy without chains.
#1990 -23 = 110 - 133 - +
Dreadlocks: the only hairstyle That's also a workout routine.
#4072 -23 = 104 - 127 - +
Too much Freedom can be extremely unpleasant.
#2994 -25 = 92 - 117 - +
Ask not what your country can do for you, it's really not that interested
#4380 -16 = 83 - 99 - +
It is impossible to love and to be wise.
-Francis Bacon
#1809 -53 = 119 - 172 - +
It's all been done before.
So do it louder
#1834 1 = 196 - 195 - +
It seems safe to say that significant discovery, really creative thinking, does not occur with regard to problems about which the thinker is lukewarm.
-Mary Henle
#1825 -4 = 133 - 137 - +
Why are you masturbating?
#3209 -19 = 89 - 108 - +
R.I.P - Habeus Corpus 1782-2006
#2368 -27 = 87 - 114 - +
it's better to be naive than jaded
#1844 -16 = 130 - 146 - +
Be as if.
#3864 -17 = 110 - 127 - +
Behind every man stands a woman with a leash.
#4737 0 = 134 - 134 - +
You live and learn. Or you don't live long.
#3332 -37 = 162 - 199 - +
there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
#4402 -231 = 551 - 782 - +
I'm trying... very trying.
#1620 -25 = 94 - 119 - +
I'll get all of you someday. I'll wipe out your whole family.
#1596 -10 = 174 - 184 - +
Most women secretly hate men, and most men secretly think they deserve it.
#4013 -14 = 113 - 127 - +
Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
#920 -15 = 111 - 126 - +
Why obey when they don't trust you anyways?
#3218 -19 = 133 - 152 - +
Someone is having a serious day.
#3540 -29 = 115 - 144 - +

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