One Sentence Memebombs Database

February is a good time to buy elephants

#1233 -22 = 102 - 124 - +

Don't mind the dog, beware of the owner..

#3922 2 = 53 - 51 - +

This sentence will not prompt you to think of that thing.

#4110 12 = 31 - 19 - +

I'm done counting statistics.

#1603 0 = 19 - 19 - +

Confusion is paradise

#939 -3 = 16 - 19 - +

We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.

#3073 -18 = 96 - 114 - +

In case of Emergency, Break Class.

#3792 4 = 23 - 19 - +

feel better now

#1235 3 = 19 - 16 - +

...And the possibility of winding up alone is so threatening and suffocating and overwhelming that you think, maybe I should just roll with it.

#4295 -2 = 14 - 16 - +

Out of Order- put on something that can't possibly be out of order.

#3847 1 = 22 - 21 - +

It is forbidden to forbid.

#1804 -4 = 16 - 20 - +

Tea isn't everyone's cup of freedom.

#2607 7 = 25 - 18 - +

If you believe in solipsism, you are not alone.

#3493 8 = 37 - 29 - +

That makes sense

#2619 -8 = 12 - 20 - +

Just because you wake up, doesn't mean you have to stop dreaming.

#1910 12 = 41 - 29 - +

Examine the following:

#4241 -5 = 24 - 29 - +

Do not call up that which you cannot put on hold.

#1031 -8 = 13 - 21 - +

The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.

#2807 0 = 23 - 23 - +

It has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government � except all those other forms that have been tried. � Winston Churchill

#1795 2 = 23 - 21 - +

knowing yourself lets you understand others

#1930 -12 = 12 - 24 - +

if you aren't a monkey wrench yet, you still have evolving to do

#1676 0 = 22 - 22 - +

Without my ___________ I'd be just like everyone else.

#3232 2 = 21 - 19 - +

YOUR MIND IS UNDER CONTROL

#3403 6 = 36 - 30 - +

you are stupid and evil and do not know that you are stupid and evil

#3273 0 = 18 - 18 - +

Quite content to sit on this fence... quite content, now a little bit older...

#2366 -10 = 12 - 22 - +

I never remember a face, but I always forget a name.

#1550 -1 = 23 - 24 - +

Defective for our future.

#995 -3 = 15 - 18 - +

humor is a release

#1468 12 = 32 - 20 - +

When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer

#3181 -38 = 64 - 102 - +

Sorry I hit your car, you shouldn't even notice the damage.

#2530 -6 = 28 - 34 - +

The Machine is Us.

#3945 5 = 20 - 15 - +

Who is the one who is living you now?

#4169 -2 = 32 - 34 - +

Just as Schopenhauer predicted, absolutely nothing is happening.

#1907 2 = 19 - 17 - +

Above all things, revere yourself.

#645 8 = 19 - 11 - +

The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
-Jim Rohn

#2802 4 = 39 - 35 - +

Scene and Herd.

#2446 -3 = 13 - 16 - +

Care for a penis snifter?

#886 -32 = 109 - 141 - +

Live without dead time [time of boredom, time at work] - enjoy without chains.

#1990 2 = 15 - 13 - +

All biography is ultimately fiction.

#672 9 = 31 - 22 - +

The mainstream is a sewer.
Learn to swim.

#2707 0 = 19 - 19 - +

unique things must be the most valuable

#3024 -8 = 13 - 21 - +

Workers of the world, have fun!

#3235 8 = 38 - 30 - +

They are a puckish band of rapscallions

#2874 -3 = 10 - 13 - +

Never reconstruct the indestructible

#2117 4 = 24 - 20 - +

Break a pattern today.

#857 -6 = 28 - 34 - +

Please look away immediately.

#2300 8 = 19 - 11 - +

random mating is good for debunking sex myths

#2373 1 = 12 - 11 - +

Percepi et esse.

#2286 -12 = 40 - 52 - +

Leave me the hell alone!

#1946 -3 = 12 - 15 - +

Here's what I know,

#1410 -2 = 17 - 19 - +

We're sorry, the universe is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please (?force) accept this beautiful body (?meat-cage). Enlightenment is loading...

#4178 0 = 40 - 40 - +

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

#1594 8 = 26 - 18 - +

the medium is the mode

#4135 8 = 29 - 21 - +

Walk away and pretend this never happened.

#3049 0 = 18 - 18 - +

After all, we only go around once. There's really no time to be afraid.

#665 0 = 19 - 19 - +

DOWN WITH DISEASE

#1111 0 = 31 - 31 - +

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

#2732 1 = 26 - 25 - +

Why are you so sure?

#3706 -1 = 22 - 23 - +

The Delta-United Ring Formation Theory states that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.

#2656 -2 = 12 - 14 - +

Anything I do is purely coincidental.

#742 9 = 29 - 20 - +

There are no security cameras on the premises.

#2829 -2 = 20 - 22 - +

Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.

#737 3 = 24 - 21 - +

The brain is the greatest sex organ of all

#2642 0 = 23 - 23 - +

This sign is not for you.

#2934 9 = 25 - 16 - +

Ideology is a thought killer.

#3904 10 = 36 - 26 - +

Choking on the sweet air of freedom.

#914 0 = 23 - 23 - +

all things are delicately interconnected

#692 -3 = 20 - 23 - +

delusions comfy enough?

#999 -4 = 19 - 23 - +

There is no cure for stupidity.

#4146 -33 = 96 - 129 - +

The best hypothesis is that you are wrong.

#3678 53 = 194 - 141 - +

That was a bad idea.

#2622 0 = 20 - 20 - +

Not all people are human.

#2170 -2 = 15 - 17 - +

Please clean up after your god.

#4092 3 = 22 - 19 - +

fun is my function

#1304 -9 = 72 - 81 - +

Congratulations, you've lost anything worth fighting for, Dumbass. Enjoy your subjugation.

#942 -3 = 16 - 19 - +

the desire to reproduce is a death wish

#2658 10 = 35 - 25 - +

[this scene was directed by David Lynch]

#576 2 = 23 - 21 - +

Remove this sticker after device has successfully camoflagued.

#2409 0 = 22 - 22 - +

reduce humans
reuse child labor
recycle your organs

#3471 7 = 24 - 17 - +

If you do not change your direction, you may end up where you are heading.

#4040 -8 = 13 - 21 - +

I... have become... comfortably numb

#1589 -4 = 19 - 23 - +

Because and effect.

#3661 0 = 19 - 19 - +

For him to get a clue would require heroic implant surgery.

#1268 3 = 21 - 18 - +

Most women secretly hate men, and most men secretly think they deserve it.

#4013 7 = 32 - 25 - +

Buddah wasn't perfect, he was fat

#860 2 = 19 - 17 - +

This is Not an Exist.

#2909 0 = 20 - 20 - +

There is no need to apologize for reality.

#4054 4 = 23 - 19 - +

This is part of a dream you're going to have tonight

#4310 -2 = 26 - 28 - +

John was a quiet gentleman who liked to work in the garden, read literary works, and devour kittens.

#1902 -2 = 21 - 23 - +

I managed to sneak up behind you while you were reading this.

#1545 11 = 44 - 33 - +

The revolution is unbelievable because it's real.

#2768 -8 = 17 - 25 - +

Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.

#2539 5 = 24 - 19 - +

Recycle your pets

#2392 4 = 31 - 27 - +

Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart

#1169 2 = 24 - 22 - +

Authorised graffiti area

#781 5 = 31 - 26 - +

i am an old surrealist trapped in a teenager's body. Or the other way around...

#4266 -3 = 30 - 33 - +

[insert witty meme here]

#3492 3 = 23 - 20 - +

DO NOT READ THIS

#4338 -6 = 20 - 26 - +

The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.

#2800 -1 = 19 - 20 - +

if you can read this thank your mother for having sex

#4320 -8 = 36 - 44 - +

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