Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started.
Lawyers are basically Piñatas filled with civil liberties instead of candy. The party has started, don't worry about a blindfold.
Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be. After summer is winter, and after winter, summer. It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man rules now, it shall rule again. As a foulness shall ye know it.
The wages of sin are death! (of course, After taxes, it's really more of a tired feeling....)
WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see; the devils of truth steal the souls of the free... don't open your eyes, take it from me--I have found you can find happiness in slavery...
Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives does not consist of what happened, but of what men believe happened.
-Gerald W. Johnston
If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
"Ahem," said the king, "tomorrow you will all be dead, so make sure to pack your things tonight; i told you yesterday and look what happened."
Aquiring an addiction is like growing anothers stomach that you must feed. I wouldn't reccomend it.
Only idiots don't point out the common sense because it is common sense to point out the obvious when
it is obvious that most people are idiots.
It seems safe to say that significant discovery, really creative thinking, does not occur with regard to problems about which the thinker is lukewarm.
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