Semi Official Memebomb Archive

There's no upside to believing in what's true.
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You grok?
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As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
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Reality is only a theory
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i find memebombs hard to masturbate to, but i still use it daily.
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Thanks to capitalism, the masses now have a wide selection of opiates.
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If you're trying to choose between two theories and one gives you an excuse for being lazy, the other one is probably right.
-Paul Graham
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Karma is your debt to the universe. The requirements to clear your karma are: attentiveness, compassion, effort, and contrition.
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Lady Inspired
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The keyboard really likes it when you type things
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Temptoe through the toolies
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Use no hooks.
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-Lily Tomlin
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Ignorance can be cured--but stupid is forever.
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Enlightenment won't save you any more than God will.
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civilization is the denial of shit
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Do you know that feeling that you get when you lean back too far in a chair and start to tip over, but then you catch youself?
I feel like that all the time.
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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.
-Mark Twain
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I invented plagiarism.
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What are you doing out here? Haven't you heard about the curfew?
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Life is price less.
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If you were really thinking outside of the box, you'd be asking why it's a box you have to think outside of.
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Save the banks lol
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If Cthulhu calls... let the machine pick it up.
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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do spites get mad when you just laugh at their warning signs?
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low expectations are good protection
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you don't know about the future yet.........i don't think your'e gonna like the one your gonna get.
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what if jesus has come back numerous times and we just keep throwing him in insane asylums?
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What were you thinking about before you started reading this sentence?
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One day we awake our forth eye in the necklace, and no one will ever have to cry again.
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Twas Brillig, and the slithey toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; all mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe.
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Black sheep are still sheep.
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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The door is the key.
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He can't be a man cause he does not smoke the same cigarettes as me
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We are blinded by the colour, and see the world in black and white.
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349bdays till.darmagedoom.
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Every one can read your mind.
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fuck bitches, get money.
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Don't stop believing, just don't limit your options.
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the system's rigged! step aside of it! cut off it's leeching umbilical cord! let's starve it!
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If you think you Cain, you might be Abel
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Order in form; Chaos in content
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You are judged by the enemies you keep too!
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I know you, and I know your game...
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Two wrongs don't make a Right...but three lefts do!
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HAHA BENIS :-DDDD
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Slippery when slick
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i just tooted. nope, that was doodoo.
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Warning: Certain concepts have been infected and deemed unsafe. Please do not think about the following words: golden apple, fnord, 23 skidoo.
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There are two kinds of fighters. Those who fight honorably and those who win.
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History is the study of the world's crime.
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Secure your future: Declare yourself Jesus while masturbating in public.
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Common sense is common nonsense.
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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Try to think the thought that hurts the most.
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Specialization is for insects
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May the Force never arrive on your doorstep at three o’clock in the morning
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"What's the difference between two lawyers and a senator?"
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Science is a Matter of Belief
therefore its just a Subject for the scientists of comparative Religion
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You are one of the masks
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dual spirituality is like having dual nationality
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Fuck the whales, save the banks!
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"All experiences are positive. Even negative experiences are positive." -Adam Narkiewicz
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it is by new information or not that we live or die
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Don't run! We are your friends!
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The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability.
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fuck your brand of individuality.
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Isn't it obvious? We destroy the universe with quantum computers, therefore creating the universe!
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I am delighted to have been of entertainment.
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"HELP STAMP OUT THOUGHT: OBEY"
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How do you expect me to take it seriously if i can't make fun of it?
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In the event of confusion: stop, think and die.
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Rome wasn't built from a couch.
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practice random acts
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FUCK SPARTA!
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Your memebomb
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Think outside the book.
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The medium and placement of these would completely define the meaning.
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But I'm already repressed!
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We thank you for the inconvenience.
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We want nothing of a world in which the certainty of not dying from hunger comes in exchange for the risk of dying from boredom.
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Please be silent while your civil rights matrix is reconfigured.
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fun is my function
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We are the ones who seem to travel through time
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never fear goddess is here
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FUCK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT CHAOS.
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giving free rein to your emotions is an honest way to live
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people at the top know and people at the bottom don't know
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GOAT FUCK YOURSELF WITH DOGE MEAT.
HAIL ERIS
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Today is the day.
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You appear to have an infestation of fail ants.
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of the Environment
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it's crucial to have an active fantasy life
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Advertising abhors a vacuum.
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It's one thing to see death coming at the hands of your own creation. Oedipus and his father. Baron Frankenstein and his monster. William Henry Gates and Windows '09.
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='Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know, a headache with pictures.'
==='An idea?'
='Uhm! mm mm mm!'
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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