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Sometimes I like to cover myself with Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.
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In this world there are winners and there are losers. Then of course there are the others, who comprise the majority.
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Both are fools but who knows?
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Surgeon General's Warning: independent thought is hazardous to the establishment.
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When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive. Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.
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ERIS DID IT FOR TEH LULZ!!1
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Kill em' ALL, AND LET RAPTOR JESUS SORT EM OUT.
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Read this like you would a good book.
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Clap your hands if you believe in the Federal Reserve
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Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater.
-William Hazlitt
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You cannot step twice into the same rivers ; for fresh waters are flowing in upon you.
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You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
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Express yourself through supreme bovinity.
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If life gives you lemons, build a rocket-powered lemon gun.
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sociopath clowns "deadly but funny"
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In case of Emergency, Break Class.
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Come back at 2:35 am, I'll have a surprise for you
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I managed to sneak up behind you while you were reading this.
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Imagination is good, but don't forget that reality needs help to get there
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The only thing you can be certain of is that you can read this.
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hope is self-replicating
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"did I do that?"
     -Steve urkel
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Orwell wasn't right... he was dead on.
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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Wherever you are
you will aways be there.
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Moisten pellets with water to stimulate feeding behavior.
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In a perfect world, you and I probably wouldn't exist. So let's not hope for one.
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Don't spend time: it doesn't belong to you.
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I'm sorry you're an alcoholic.
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If you can relate to this statement you've probably lied to yourself today at least once.
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You can fine-tune at will.
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In my world poo taste sweet.
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FIVE TONS OF FLAX!
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Take the skin and peel it back... now doesn't it make you feel better?
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eris is my higher power
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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
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What's so funny 'bout Peace, Love, and Understanding?
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Sometimes it's not enough merely to teach. One has to punish as well.
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If you're not confused, you're ignorant.
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Baa baa black sheep, have you any brain? Think for yourself cus you all think the same.
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Just remember, no one likes an asshole.
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It is not down on any map; true places never are.
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The best part about Cartesan Dualism is the existential relief one feels when they reason that it is actually absurd.
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all truth is relative. if you think otherwise, you are absolutely wrong.
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Choose your bondage: conformist or nonconformist.
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fUCK YOU AND ALL YOUR YUPPIE KIND.
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Everything is true - Everything is permissible!
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It's bread and circuses, not bread, health, shelter, dignity and circuses
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Even when in doubt, i believe myself.
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Listen to the noise.
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There is not a struggle between authority and democracy, but between industrial society and humanity.
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Have that mole checked out
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being alone with yourself is increasingly unpopular
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It isn't pessimism, it's realism.
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When you have had all that you can take, put the rest back.
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Sum id quod sum et id totum est quod sum.
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Not a Restroom
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We refuse to even acknowledge the wheel.
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This is a question?
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angst is lame
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alzheimer macht frei
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if you don't think you should be reading this,
then don't read more.
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Why are you too good to die?
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HE WHO SO SHALL, SO SHALL HE WHO.
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If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's likely not wearing any pants.
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it's a headless blunder
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only the robots are on time anymore
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You can't have slaughter without laughter, and you can't have beliefs without lies.
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million paper pushers do.
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Men do not despise a thief if he steals to satisfy his hunger when he is starving.
-Proverbs 6:30
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Love as it exists in society is merely the mingling of two fantasies and the contact of two skins.
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everyone's work is equally important
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You ask if I know, i know I know but I can't explain how. so i tell you i can't know, but if i can't know, then how can i tell you i can't know if you now know that i know i can't know?
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confusing yourself is a way to stay honest
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Only bad music has any meaning
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Everybody ought to have a maid.
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wishing things away is not effective
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monomania is a prerequisite of success
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Discourse on virtue and they pass by in droves. Whistle and dance the shimmy, and you've got an audience.
-Diogenes
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low expectations are good protection
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The key difference between science and religion is that you can have a chemistry lecture in the physics building but you can't have Seder in the mosque.
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Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.
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Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
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Baby be my queen forever and ever.
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HAIL THIS GOURD! -Q
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Okay, everybody in this room who's telekinetic, raise my hand.
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This is not simply entertainment.
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the most things on the Internet is a waste of time but a nice kind of wasting your time! TO Know what is time-wasting and what is useful or good too keep, you have to test it all - OMG!
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I've given up the search for reality; now I'm just looking for a good fantasy.
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Talk to the next person that reads this
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Freedom Needs Work.
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REALITY IS A FALSE FLAG
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THE FUTURE STARTED HERE.
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God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
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The Hmm Law - Anyone who says the word "hmm" is nowhere near as clever as they think they are and should be ignored at all costs.
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What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it.
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"I antagonize almost everyone I meet. I think its a mirth defect." - Rock Cowles
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people won't behave if they have nothing to lose
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If it makes you cry, it is real; if it makes you laugh, it probably is true.
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No more lip from you, bub.
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