Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Being a doormat gets you walked on.
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Believe nothing, dare all.
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If you're trying to choose between two theories and one gives you an excuse for being lazy, the other one is probably right.
-Paul Graham
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Do you fuck your mother with that fork?
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after birth is before death
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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randy savage died for your sins
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We'll make you happy
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re-evolution!
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Heute die Welt, Morgens das Sonnensystem!
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Hallucination is no private matter
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SUPPORT OUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO ARM BEARS!
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Oh, fuck! You did it just like i told you to!
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change is valuable when the oppressed become tyrants
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Today is a good day to sign up for the revolution!
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Terrorism.
#2612 -23 = 101 - 124 - +
If you jump off a bridge, would you do it too?
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mastarbation is the best way to build and practice your imagination
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looking back is the first sign of aging and decay
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Watch out for CCTV cameras, but otherwise that idea is awesome.
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WELL YOU KNOW THEY SAY, "EVERYTHING CAN END WITH A RAZOR!".
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Dare to be stupid.
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"i" is an inversion of the absolute "!"
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This is Not an Exist.
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Your paradigm is so intrinsic to your mental process that you are hardly aware of its existence, until you try to communicate with someone with a different paradigm.
- Donella Meadows
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Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
Gynaecologists surrounded
 
From: Half Man Half Biscuit: 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd - lyrics http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/back-in-the-dhss/99-of-gargoyles-look-like-bob-todd/#ixzz1BbpLeWP5
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This is like Brave New World, only all the alphas are retards.
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not.
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I'd like to like you like you like me.
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really rugged, ghetto looking graffiti with messages like:
 
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
FATHERHOOD IS A JOY
CHILDREN ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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there is no god, the goddess prevails
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All you can eat, shrimp
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Thank Satan i'm a Christian.
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Remember to lie to your loved ones
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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors--and miss.
#803 -25 = 86 - 111 - +
Quantum Express: When you absolutely, positively, don't know where it's going or when it needs to be there.
#2353 -17 = 105 - 122 - +
Starting a cult is both a science and a fart.
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law and some people do like assholes
#4892 -9 = 66 - 75 - +
Bavarian Illuminati: Now hiring!
#3620 -17 = 119 - 136 - +
If I had an axe, I'd still be free.
#1639 -6 = 106 - 112 - +
Civilization is sterilization.
#4727 -10 = 86 - 96 - +
Discordianism: It stirs the coffee.
#1021 -18 = 99 - 117 - +
Stop whispering. Start shouting.
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No man is an island, but then no man is a potato salad, either.
#2134 -10 = 155 - 165 - +
What is the first question?
#5165 -6 = 76 - 82 - +
Tomorrow's just an excuse away!
#3899 -17 = 139 - 156 - +
In my world poo taste sweet.
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Hey, that's just the way the cookie gets completely stomped on and obliterated.
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Warning: You can't really say I didn't warn you.
#3797 -17 = 296 - 313 - +
I don't think I think what you think I think.
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chasing the new is dangerous to society
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Lawyers are basically Piñatas filled with civil liberties instead of candy. The party has started, don't worry about a blindfold.
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Somebody you spoke to recently is stalking you.
#2519 -37 = 98 - 135 - +
the idiot in the box looks at the idiot in the box and ___
#4717 -12 = 88 - 100 - +
Free speech does not mean consequence-free speech.
#4697 -24 = 75 - 99 - +
It really is just a jump to the left.
#5025 -25 = 70 - 95 - +
A small mind is a tidy mind.
#629 -17 = 123 - 140 - +
Just wait until the invisible hand of the market fingers *YOU*!
#5075 -17 = 69 - 86 - +
Every one can read your mind.
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Sarcasm is a sign of genius.
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The Truth is not for sale - your tax money helps keep the Truth in good hands.
#2793 -16 = 123 - 139 - +
What's your anti-drug, and can you overcome it?
#3158 -3 = 101 - 104 - +
sloppy thinking gets worse over time
#2492 -18 = 89 - 107 - +
Patriotism is for foreigners
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We know where you are. We know where you've been. We can more or less know what you're thinking about.
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Pose as a spy, work as a friend.
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Fill in the blank: I'm always ______ myself.
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He's reaching for perspective and found this place. The poor bastard.
 
My god, that's a terrifying thought.Like reaching for a life preserver, and finding a six foot tall penis with rows and rows of razor sharp teeth on its tentacles.
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If you are pissed off, frustrated, annoyed and confused, congratulations. You are about to learn something.
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Life is an online game and I rolled a shitty Paladin.
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spend time: it's on sale.
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Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
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A language is a dialect with an army
#4708 -15 = 137 - 152 - +
Well, Katrina likes it.
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the revolution will take place elsewhere - here it's forbidden to step on the grass.
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If it weren’t for common courtesy, I’d rape the lot of you.
#1651 -32 = 106 - 138 - +
We saw her duck.
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Is there an officer, problem ?
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BELIEVING KILLS
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Please use your natural reaction.
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We find what we look for, whether or not it's there.
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You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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Curiosity killed the cat, or that's what we assume as it never came back.
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You'll appreciate the environment much more when you're not allowed out of your house.
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no problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from. - Linus [in 'Peanuts']
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Move within the crowd
not with the crowd
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People don't kill terrorists, guns do: SUPPORT OUR RIFLES!
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I never told the truth, so I can never tell a lie
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How was the first/last time you felt great?
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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Behind every man stands a woman with a leash.
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Shoving feathers up your butt doesn't make you a chicken
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Life is deadly, I know of nobody who survived it.
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potential counts for nothing until it's realized
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Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
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Do what this sign tells you to do.
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The hidden factor may be you.
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