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antifart
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Right now people are dying because they are invisible
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Levity Sucks!
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words tend to be inadequate
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If you have no choice in the matter, that's your choice.
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We are blinded by the colour, and see the world in black and white.
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Shut up! Keep walking!
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Smile, and the whole world thinks you're laughing at them.
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corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists
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The wind is loud and sometimes pungent.
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This is my steakhouse.
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Anyone seen showing signs of alarm or stress will be shot immediately.
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Preserve disorder
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I can't see Half the things I believe in!
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Everything is exactly what you think it is.
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The truth is probably not out there after all.
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I am the voice in your head.
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A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
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Trust me--I am an anonymous stranger with foul intentions!
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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INSERTING A PEPPERMINT-STICK UP A WOMAN'S ASS IS SEXUAL HER-ASS-MINT.
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Initiative comes to those who wait.
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We sympathize with your intolerance.
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Don't stop believing, just don't limit your options.
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Anything I do is purely coincidental.
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Opportunity knocked, but i was in the shower.
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well this is a strange thing, but my "psychosis" bought me here.
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YOUR MIND IS UNDER CONTROL
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH TIME YOU WASTED READING THIS
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Give me liberty or I'll fucking kill you!
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Freedom of speech is precisely about speech that you don't like. anyone can have free speech for speech that they like. --chomsky
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it is man's fate to outsmart himself
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The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not get caught.
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You are one of the masks
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if you can't leave your mark give up
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Collapse the state of mind
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Is it mercy if it means misery for another?
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God is dead, long live God
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I disagree with your opinion, but I will defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.
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If the world seems to be getting smaller, your stupidity is increasing
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"The surest way to guarantee a dictatorship is to be afraid of one." -The Good Reverend Roger
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Don't keep time: it's not yours.
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Everything is true - Everything is permissible!
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If you feel like you've got to lead, at least get out of my way.
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You go Yahweh, Allah go mine.
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knowing yourself lets you understand others
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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The brain is the greatest sex organ of all
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If you're not outraged, then you're not paying attention.
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there is no Jew world fnorder
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Now is all you have.
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go down and drown'd
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Enough glass in your diet?

Smash -HERE- to find out
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is right.
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it's important to stay clean on all levels
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If your thoughts aren't original, they're not really yours, are they?
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They're most dangerous when they look normal.
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If God was real, you'd be dead by now.
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A prison becomes a home if you hold the key
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It's later than you think.
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Have you seen Nicolas Flamel?
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Klein bottle for sale. Inquire within.
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It doesn't matter what temperature the room is; it's always room-temperature.
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Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
-Gary Wills
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There's $30 hidden around here.
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The liberation of humanity will be total or it will not be.
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The apocalypse is the root of all evil.
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Aristotle was a dick.
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If being wrong is right, I don't want to be wrong.
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Keep up and be ahead
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Don't negotiate with the bosses. Abolish them.
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pataphisics of the metapolitics (pata-litics) is the new thing
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Lucifer goes to church.
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attention solipsists: you are not alone!
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people who say no just need to be convinced harder
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RESTRUBIOTION DOESN't pass matter 'v
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CONsciousness is the ability to question the existence of consciousness.
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I'll send you a shart on shitter. If it isn't blocked, rewipe me!
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You aren't the chosen one, get back to work.
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Mmm. I forgot about that.
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alcohol kills. smoke frop!
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Aquiring an addiction is like growing anothers stomach that you must feed. I wouldn't reccomend it.
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Language is speaking you.
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Science is true whether or not you believe it, but religion is true whether or not it’s true.
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With Love in our hearts and death on our minds, now is thee time to leave fear behind... because _We Kill Evil!_
-Pocket Fish'R'Men
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anything is a legitimate area of investigation
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realize that ignorance is bless
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This sentence is in Spanish while you're not looking.
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ux = bb is watching you
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a lie told often enough becomes truth
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You know better
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Those who play with the Stone get screwed by the Stone.
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Beneath the paving stones - the beach!
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If you can see this, make sure they can't.
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NANODICK
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It's ok that you don't know.
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This sticker written on the internet.
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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