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if i could turn you on, if I could drive you out of your wretched mind, if i could tell you I would let you know. - ronald d. laing
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I could cure cancer! unless i can't and then i won't.
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It's one thing to see death coming at the hands of your own creation. Oedipus and his father. Baron Frankenstein and his monster. William Henry Gates and Windows '09.
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Do not live, do not die.
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Sense is made, not born.
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Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.
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zed bed a loola, she's my baby...
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You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep. - Navajo proverb
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it can be helpful to keep going no matter what
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Stupidity is a talent.
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99% think conformity is wrong. Do you?
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Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
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IF ITS BALANCE YOU WANT, GET SOME SCALES
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monsters are all scratch 'n' snuff
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at times inactivity is preferable to mindless functioning
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Why is it we can see the foolishness of the blind leading the blind, and yet miss the same pitiful futility of the sane leading the sane?
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I know your secret.
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Fuck the whales, save the banks!
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sterilization is a weapon of the rulers
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The only enemy is good
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Finland is the european Molise. (Italians will understand).
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not valid without receipt
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The brotherhood is edgy, but the establishment fills many more graves and cages.
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An honest politician is a national calamity.
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unleash infinity
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It feels great to wake up and not know what day it is, doesn't it?
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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Love is a many-splintered thing
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Would you vote for a guy who wants to govern you?
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There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
-Oscar Wilde
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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You don't exist.
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opportunity is knocking. loudly.
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It has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government except all those other forms that have been tried. Winston Churchill
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How can you be paranoid, knowing that that's exactly what they want?
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everyone's work is equally important
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what a drag it is getting sold
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What nepotism is to dharma, despotism is to karma...
--Thus spake Sujata D.
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maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maaaaaaaaaps, wonderful maps...
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"No Comment" is a comment.
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Therefore, by transitive relation, theft is liberty.
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Ignorance isn't free!
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The darkest aspect of human nature: We are often afraid of the Light.
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Express your free-will and do not comment on this.
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You can fine-tune at will.
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check your assumptions
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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Democracy by Autocracy! Give them liberty and give them death!
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Your unconsciousness responds to this quote quite differently from what you think
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Atheists are the most religious people you'll ever met.
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Happiness is mandatory. Are you happy?
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Humans sure have a strange way of dying.
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Return to this spot at __ o'clock for further information.
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The Bucket is Going to Kick You!
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feel better now
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Any sufficiently advanced postmodernism is indistinguishable from necrophilia.
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Endurance is frequently a form of indecision.
-Princess Elizabeth Bibesco
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Freedom? Freedom is for proles.
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Pretend this is Reality
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fate is how your life looks backwards
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I want to exist, therefore I am thinking.
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you taste of Mental MSG.
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'Money doesn't grow on trees?' Yes it does. It's paper.
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the only person you will never leave is yourself
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May the Force never arrive on your doorstep at three o’clock in the morning
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Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
-Christopher Isherwood
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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Profanity: the single language in which all programmers are expert.
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Webcams and internet are the new God, all seeing .....
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Hush! Uncle Sam is listening!
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Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
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The Market demand escalation of all things because anything else is slavery.
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Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
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My god is bigger.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
-Mark Twain
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Life is not rhetorical.
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I am a verb and so can you!
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hate love - love hate
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bad intentions can yield good results
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The wind is loud and sometimes pungent.
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Discordians do it with... oh my god! where did all these bugs come from?!?! They're coming out of my skin, holy shit! How can you think about sex at a time like this?
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think_about(
"" == "".join([random.choice(string.letters) for dummy_i in float(inf)])
)
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first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
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Ridicule may lawfully be employed where reason has no hope of success.
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where there is no war, peace is about to be screwed.
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Can it be that simple? (its JUST that simple :)
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To be written on elevator doors: "You are now trapped"
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The coward regards himself as cautious, the miser as thrifty.
-Publilius Syrus
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There are no chickens in the coup.
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One doesn't have to enjoy themselves to be happy
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Think for your snuff and question everything you nose.
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F(n) = O(r+d)
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There is an exception to every rule. Chaos is everywhere!
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This is where I get off...
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suk up and pop
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Chaotic Evil means never having
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Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.
-John F. Kennedy
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Prophets profit.
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A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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