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I think you came to late.
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Reality is unbelievable.
#2384 -15 = 97 - 112 - +
your body is a ghost factory that takes one lifetime to produce a ghost
#5124 -5 = 80 - 85 - +
Everybody ought to have a maid.
#1182 -11 = 101 - 112 - +
I haven't slept for ten days - that would be too long
#1524 -32 = 67 - 99 - +
Use only as directed.
#3032 -17 = 104 - 121 - +
There are two things in life that require adequate penetration, one of them is welding.
#2838 -12 = 98 - 110 - +
Ha, look at you being intelligent
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Life is one big theatre stage, only without an audience.
#4646 -35 = 88 - 123 - +
Don't stop believing, just don't limit your options.
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The vast, shadowy organizations you fear are made up of frightened, neurotic little people just like you.
#4060 -24 = 145 - 169 - +
You go Yahweh, Allah go mine.
#3311 -3 = 117 - 120 - +
What would Emperor Norton do?
#4522 -44 = 73 - 117 - +
The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
#4278 -205 = 577 - 782 - +
If nothing changes, nothing changes.
#1657 -22 = 75 - 97 - +
For a good time, please call 000.
#1265 -17 = 120 - 137 - +
The three greatest men who ever lived were Eleanor Roosevelt.
#2785 -37 = 74 - 111 - +
Stand out, be part of a crowd.
#3881 -12 = 104 - 116 - +
If you believe that, I wonder what you'll believe when your eventually convinced its a lie.
#4452 -9 = 93 - 102 - +
Some days it seems like the whole point of everything is just to laugh like a fucking goon.
#2510 -9 = 82 - 91 - +
spending too much time on self-improvement is antisocial
#2535 -8 = 171 - 179 - +
The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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I love you.
#1543 -18 = 113 - 131 - +
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
#5008 -18 = 51 - 69 - +
Do you fuck your mother with that fork?
#4665 -18 = 86 - 104 - +
Bad metaphors are like hit Broadway shows about toe fungus--they don't exist.
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
 
tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
CHAOS DOESNT EXIST. SOMTHING MAY BE OUT OF (ANY OBVIOUS) CONTROL OR MAY BE TOO MUCH TOO COMPREHEND BUT EVERYTHING IN "OBSERVABLE MATERIAL REALITY", EVEN EXPLOSIONS AND RIOTS HAPPEN ACCORDING TO A PHYSICAL ORDER OF SOME SORT.
#5137 -3 = 130 - 133 - +
Be here at 2:23 am, I have a gift for you
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If it's comprehensible, it's obsolete.
#1652 -12 = 162 - 174 - +
The Crisis is also not a weather front
#4863 -18 = 46 - 64 - +
I'd rather be an ass-less chap then a harry fookes!
#4797 -6 = 62 - 68 - +
How was the first/last time you felt great?
#1463 -13 = 85 - 98 - +
Occam was never the target of a conspiracy.
#2189 -24 = 102 - 126 - +
The whole universe is trying to enlighten you. Will you let it?
#3928 -5 = 144 - 149 - +
Today is a good day to sign up for the revolution!
#2988 -3 = 121 - 124 - +
security makes me nervous
#4609 -23 = 92 - 115 - +
The Government is watching God
#4312 -23 = 88 - 111 - +
As one Judge said to another: `'Be Just, and if you can't be just be arbitrary.''
#5153 -19 = 55 - 74 - +
it is hard to keep caring, but impossible to stop.
#4465 -20 = 83 - 103 - +
I found Nirvana. It was in my album collection.
#1511 -109 = 661 - 770 - +
violence is permissible even desirable occasionally
#3038 -14 = 93 - 107 - +
Is there an officer, problem ?
#5221 -10 = 56 - 66 - +
Keep reaching for that fruit, monkey!
#4147 -12 = 94 - 106 - +
Orange Bob Chicken Noodle Arrow of Time Arrow of Time
#5371 -14 = 55 - 69 - +
IF ITS BALANCE YOU WANT, GET SOME SCALES
#4230 -8 = 105 - 113 - +
It is not the horror of war that troubles me, it is the unseen horrors of peace
#1817 -34 = 76 - 110 - +
Congratulations, you've lost anything worth fighting for, Dumbass. Enjoy your subjugation.
#942 -42 = 80 - 122 - +
Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
-Mark Twain
#1341 -25 = 84 - 109 - +
Maximum capacity eight persons.
#2034 -22 = 118 - 140 - +
Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
#920 -13 = 93 - 106 - +
Show me a man who knew no pain or suffering as a child, and i'll show you a man who has nothing to contribute to society.
~Robert Brown
#4538 -35 = 51 - 86 - +
You are what you hate.
#4249 -167 = 607 - 774 - +
They know you're not as weird as you pretend.
#2880 -11 = 106 - 117 - +
Cthulhu for President--for when you're tired of choosing the _lesser_ of the two evils.
#963 -16 = 103 - 119 - +
"I'm sorry... my wife has no inner monologue"
#4993 -24 = 32 - 56 - +
Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
#1343 -33 = 84 - 117 - +
if fascism cam to americait would be on a program of americanism. - h. long
#4839 -16 = 67 - 83 - +
Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
#4501 -46 = 85 - 131 - +
you are responsible for constituting the meaning of things
#3272 -21 = 98 - 119 - +
You probably can't escape anyway.
#3695 -11 = 116 - 127 - +
There are no extras in THIS movie.
#2828 -5 = 98 - 103 - +
Abandon all art NOW
#643 -34 = 85 - 119 - +
How many times do I have to tell you that drilling holes in your head will not relieve stress?
#1459 -7 = 119 - 126 - +
No matter where or what, there are makers, takers, and fakers.
-Robert Heinlein
#2139 -24 = 84 - 108 - +
"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
#3855 -3 = 156 - 159 - +
Protection when you least expect it
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I think you had better start lining your hat with tinfoil.
#1574 -12 = 112 - 124 - +
Just as Schopenhauer predicted, absolutely nothing is happening.
#1907 -12 = 85 - 97 - +
VOTE YES ON PROPOSITION 23: IMPLEMENT THE DEATH PENALTY FOR THE SIN OF IMMORTALITY!
#3629 -15 = 110 - 125 - +
Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
#897 -21 = 107 - 128 - +
Imagine the unimaginable
#1749 -8 = 83 - 91 - +
man created god so that he could win every argument
#4460 -12 = 125 - 137 - +
The Zombie Apocalypse starts at home.
#4106 -11 = 109 - 120 - +
I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am able to take a lot!
#5205 -12 = 57 - 69 - +
Religion teaches us that when a man commits adultery it is the woman's fault unless it is the women's fault.
#5442 -18 = 64 - 82 - +
Don't believe this sentence.
#4239 -24 = 69 - 93 - +
RECEIVING ANAL SEX TRIGGERS MALE'S RECEPTIVITY
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If you're trying to choose between two theories and one gives you an excuse for being lazy, the other one is probably right.
-Paul Graham
#1737 -18 = 90 - 108 - +
Every time you see this sentence you will recognize it.
#4260 -17 = 120 - 137 - +
I'm a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from man.
#5247 -12 = 69 - 81 - +
Quick, while no one is looking!
#2361 -16 = 183 - 199 - +
Please cue at this point -->
#4275 -31 = 120 - 151 - +
Vegetables are murder.
#3036 -12 = 117 - 129 - +
The best thing a true patriot can do is take down his own government.
#4005 -23 = 94 - 117 - +
You won't die alone, but you'll wish you will.
#4195 -29 = 91 - 120 - +
monomania is a prerequisite of success
#2073 -24 = 90 - 114 - +
self-contempt can do more harm than good
#2458 -11 = 93 - 104 - +
If you aren't confused, you're wrong.
#4125 -3 = 213 - 216 - +
No good deed is left unpunished
 
#3854 -24 = 158 - 182 - +
Eat the Poor: what are they gonna do about it.
#1132 -17 = 97 - 114 - +
Trespassing is foreboding.
#3708 -6 = 88 - 94 - +
Poking shit with a stick accomplishes nothing, except makes it smell even worse.
#5233 -9 = 68 - 77 - +
Never trust a cop with a rubber glove.
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Money is like a bowl of hot soup; if you don’t blow it, you can’t enjoy it right away
#5032 -22 = 55 - 77 - +
I’m Not Delusional, I’m An Entrepreneur
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If you aren't thinking, stop existing.
#1678 -21 = 108 - 129 - +
If you do not change your direction, you may end up where you are heading.
#4040 -32 = 64 - 96 - +
I've come a long way since I've believed in anything
#1623 -21 = 197 - 218 - +
i find memebombs hard to masturbate to, but i still use it daily.
#4713 -6 = 165 - 171 - +
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
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