In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist is afraid that it is.
I really hope Kubrick did direct the moon landing, because that means there's footage of him screaming at a tear-strewn Buzz Aldrin.
Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
did you expect me to say dick? no. I just want to say go to hell, if it even is a place.
All the technologies you take for granted were created by living, breathing, thinking, dreaming human beings just like you.
Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started.
"Trying to defeat an ideology by killing individuals is like trying to save a marriage with a blowjob. It might buy you some time, but in the end it'll just suck" - Ze Frank
A quick guide to politics in one easy step!
1. Is this necessary?
Yes: Think about it more.
No: Drop the issue.
Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
power for those who can fuck it
freedom for those who can fight it
sex for those who can buy it
television today never lies
Your paradigm is so intrinsic to your mental process that you are hardly aware of its existence, until you try to communicate with someone with a different paradigm.
- Donella Meadows
If you are pissed off, frustrated, annoyed and confused, congratulations. You are about to learn something.
ā€ˇ"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones" -Albert Einsteinabout
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