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Cecile janvier, isabellah eastwood, charlotte jekaterina, amelia holme. Come on girls, give them light before they put us all out! sincerely, ellllooo??
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the nile is not a stream of consciousess
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Real punk rockers don't smile.
#2379 -76 = 158 - 234 - +
No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.
#2128 -56 = 157 - 213 - +
salvation can't be bought and sold
#2434 -59 = 174 - 233 - +
if martians were psychologists they would have described the mars rovers as : curious, solitary creatures with a strong passion for the rocks ("rockofillia"). analyzing behaviors is pointless and unscientific.
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fascism is coming back in a big way!! thank you not fundamentalism!!!
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Remember to forget sometimes.
#2403 -55 = 269 - 324 - +
You can't polish a turd
But you can roll it in glitter
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Reality is the temporary resultant of the struggle between rival gangs of programmers.
#2383 -73 = 149 - 222 - +
In the event of confusion: stop, think and die.
#1768 -58 = 201 - 259 - +
Superstition is bad luck.
#5755 -58 = 281 - 339 - +
You can embrace the changing winds or not, but ask yourself, are those ties worth keeping?
#3283 -54 = 203 - 257 - +
Fortified shadows of weakened construction
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THE PENIS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD
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Any given program, when running, needs debugging. Any debugged program is obsolete.
#731 -63 = 323 - 386 - +
A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.

-Bill Vaughan
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Each and single one
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being alone with yourself is increasingly unpopular
#808 -57 = 240 - 297 - +
the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
#5432 -58 = 268 - 326 - +
We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.
-Bill Vaughn
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God does not play russian roulette with the universe.
#3955 -55 = 221 - 276 - +
Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?
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don't let your kids lick the pavement until a few weeks after application.
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OUR DREAMS, THEIR NIGHTMARE
#3814 -55 = 236 - 291 - +
No one gets out alive.
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I SUPPORT MORE TROOPS THAN YOU.
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It is forbidden to forbid.
#1804 -57 = 181 - 238 - +
I refuse to acknowledge that confirmation bias and cognitive dissonance exist.
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YOU MUST BE ABLE TO READ THIS SIGN
#3340 -56 = 428 - 484 - +
sin is a means of social control
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Are you mad at God for not existing?
#751 -55 = 306 - 361 - +
If you can't write history, write the future.
#4143 -58 = 236 - 294 - +
Actors will happen in the best-regulated families.
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relativity is no boon to mankind
#2399 -58 = 181 - 239 - +
Your information train is jammed, man!
#3520 -56 = 219 - 275 - +
surely if tomato is a fruit then that makes ketchup a jam
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mastarbation is the best way to build and practice your imagination
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NEVER FUCKING PRAY. You don't know what is listening.
#4041 -55 = 285 - 340 - +
Attention:
Do not sit down, there is still much to do.
#3726 -54 = 220 - 274 - +
Popes needed
#2317 -56 = 232 - 288 - +
Monogamy is Perverted.
#2072 -62 = 250 - 312 - +
EXPECTATIONS ARE MEARLY PRECONCEIVED DISAPPOINTMENTS!
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One can always be kind to people about whom one cares nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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Consciousness is like the roundness of a sphere.
#5298 -55 = 217 - 272 - +
Grate with purpose
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Support your local ceiling.
#2584 -55 = 370 - 425 - +
i just changed the world
#1528 -54 = 248 - 302 - +
As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
#769 -58 = 166 - 224 - +
An obsession with authenticity is the surest sign of a poseur.
#5881 -58 = 151 - 209 - +
Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
#758 -536 = 1228 - 1764 - +
You should pay more attention.
#4177 -55 = 272 - 327 - +
February is a good time to buy elephants
#1233 -79 = 309 - 388 - +
Why are you too good to die?
#3210 -57 = 215 - 272 - +
fututio, non verba.
#4905 -59 = 183 - 242 - +
"I'm sorry... my wife has no inner monologue"
#4993 -54 = 132 - 186 - +
Nothing compares to the great joy when you show up to work at your new job an hour early, the early morning, except for the feeling when you realize that the sun doesn't usually rise in the west...
#5927 -54 = 94 - 148 - +
Please be silent while your civil rights matrix is reconfigured.
#3841 -61 = 262 - 323 - +
Anyone seen showing signs of alarm or stress will be shot immediately.
#741 -59 = 361 - 420 - +
freedom is a luxury not a necessity
#1287 -56 = 136 - 192 - +
you say it was they who did it. when all along it was us.
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I never told the truth, so I can never tell a lie
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"Please do not use other door."
#3671 -57 = 200 - 257 - +
a positive attitude means all the difference in the world
#621 -55 = 223 - 278 - +
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
#642 -58 = 284 - 342 - +
The Revolution will be commercial free.
#2769 -56 = 259 - 315 - +
FREEDOM IS AN ACT OF REBELLION.
#3614 -52 = 208 - 260 - +
Dreamed any reality lately?
#4215 -59 = 260 - 319 - +
Change yourself and you change the world.
#4602 -60 = 239 - 299 - +
There is no conspiracy.
#2842 -60 = 257 - 317 - +
If life gives you lemons, find a small child with open wounds.
#1655 -57 = 275 - 332 - +
Congregation, please be seated
#944 -55 = 330 - 385 - +
inside a bathroom stall:
 
GOD IS WATCHING
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The graveyards are full of indespensible men.
-Charles de Gaulle
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Did your fork eat you with that butt?
#4664 -71 = 168 - 239 - +
Please clean up after your god.
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The Rule of Fives states that all things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly related to five. The Rule of Fives is never wrong.
#2774 -54 = 517 - 571 - +
No perception leads to self deception.
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everyone's work is equally important
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Arrest the policeman in your head
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If you were really thinking outside of the box, you'd be asking why it's a box you have to think outside of.
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question Again: "Would this or that complete the real amazing helium Deathstar ?"
 
Zero 2 Silent Z
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the shadow of the form is the form.
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There is where you say something stupid.
#4018 -55 = 282 - 337 - +
timidity is laughable
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was on speed?
#5900 -76 = 109 - 185 - +
I may want to please people I care about, but I don't have to do it all the time.
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revolution means going around in circles.
#2419 -56 = 254 - 310 - +
A tainted mind cannot tell the difference twixt being ballsy and being an asshole.
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Life has no rehearsals, only performances.
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Leadership means taxes
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If I was witty, I'm sure you'd be laughing by now.
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The Machine is Us.
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Where there is power there is resistance.
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Do not live, do not die.
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It's only illegal if you get caught.
#1875 -56 = 222 - 278 - +
I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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Never trust what you read.
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Why obey when they don't trust you anyways?
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Shit happens. Shit happens all azl once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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