Semi Official Memebomb Archive

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
#4776 2 = 520 - 518 - +
Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.
#1086 -17 = 95 - 112 - +
A good person should die weeping for how much more they could have done.
#3874 -19 = 105 - 124 - +
FUCK THE SYSTEM! just kidding...NOT!
#4277 -38 = 97 - 135 - +
Standing at the edge of tomorrow TODAY!
#3743 -5 = 147 - 152 - +
Learn to Dis-earn
#1945 -38 = 82 - 120 - +
Adeptness is a Debt to Subject and Predicate
#661 -32 = 107 - 139 - +
The toof will set you fwee.
#4404 -28 = 86 - 114 - +
fly's undone.
#1256 -30 = 93 - 123 - +
Do not read this.
#1038 -11 = 88 - 99 - +
All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
#694 -9 = 420 - 429 - +
When push comes to shove, you will fall.
#3172 -13 = 121 - 134 - +
Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.
#2041 1 = 330 - 329 - +
We’re animals. What the hell are we doing in houses?
#4298 -16 = 99 - 115 - +
We have no time for useless sentiments like individuality.
#3090 -28 = 89 - 117 - +
this conversation is over
#3539 -15 = 84 - 99 - +
Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes
#2480 -47 = 68 - 115 - +
I am GOD here!
#1480 -22 = 104 - 126 - +
lOVE AND LOYALTY TO A GOVERNMENT IS STOCKHOLM SYNDROME
#5136 -18 = 136 - 154 - +
Meanwhile everyone wants to breathe and nobody can breathe and many say, "We will breathe later". And most of them don't die because they are already dead.
#2038 -19 = 112 - 131 - +
You can only build an identity out of the memes you have been presented with.
#4088 -8 = 359 - 367 - +
Without bullshit, the grass would never grow
#3231 -25 = 103 - 128 - +
wait,
#5208 -11 = 74 - 85 - +
His argument follows like a pedophile to an ice cream truck.
#5405 -9 = 87 - 96 - +
Men do not despise a thief if he steals to satisfy his hunger when he is starving.
-Proverbs 6:30
#2043 -23 = 124 - 147 - +
Discordianism: It stirs the coffee.
#1021 -18 = 99 - 117 - +
Smoke fish.
#4197 -16 = 116 - 132 - +
The Management would like to thank you for not subverting the dominant paradigm.
#2713 -22 = 415 - 437 - +
Learning isn't the same thing as being taught.
#3447 -7 = 127 - 134 - +
Please save the monsters who are getting killed
#5231 -21 = 99 - 120 - +
It's only illegal if you get caught.
#1875 -18 = 125 - 143 - +
If you can read this you must have magical powers.
#5215 -24 = 74 - 98 - +
if you aren't a monkey wrench yet, you still have evolving to do
#1676 -13 = 103 - 116 - +
Be young - shut up!
#804 -34 = 133 - 167 - +
Innocence Proves Nothing.
#1779 -24 = 130 - 154 - +
Your adherence to antiquated ideals is not as admirable as they would like you to believe.
#3702 -11 = 477 - 488 - +
Even if God existed, it would be necessary to abolish him.
#1165 -17 = 89 - 106 - +
Believing in god makes you moral, like eating bologna sandwiches make you left handed.
#5030 -12 = 133 - 145 - +
Belief is the Enemy.
#4031 -35 = 83 - 118 - +
j.m. barrie was an inncocent
#4638 -34 = 70 - 104 - +
Would you believe that goblins exist for twenty bucks?
#4056 -27 = 97 - 124 - +
The scum of the earth lurk in dark hallways
#4876 -14 = 71 - 85 - +
what is an apple but an overly-ripe pear?©
#5028 -15 = 69 - 84 - +
My god is bigger.
#3691 -15 = 144 - 159 - +
Even Beyonce's booty can't save ____
#1164 -28 = 88 - 116 - +
strong emotional attachment stems from basic insecurity
#2567 -13 = 137 - 150 - +
WAKE UP.
#3048 -6 = 114 - 120 - +
ambition is just as dangerous as complacency
#703 -18 = 107 - 125 - +
Fine, DON'T have a nice day, see if I care.
#1243 -26 = 133 - 159 - +
FUCK SPARTA!
#5036 -13 = 77 - 90 - +
Freedom is just a hallucination created by a pathological lack of paranoia.
#1290 -7 = 151 - 158 - +
sociopath clowns "deadly but funny"
#2506 -3 = 293 - 296 - +
Bullshit makes the flowers grow, and that's beautiful.
#864 -37 = 117 - 154 - +
Laughter is the most effective form of terrorism.
#4048 -33 = 93 - 126 - +
I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited friend...
-RUSH
#5007 -15 = 86 - 101 - +
For every new foolproof invention there is a new and improved fool.
#1266 5 = 712 - 707 - +
Stamp Out ___ism.
#2540 -17 = 115 - 132 - +
Try to remember
#3013 -19 = 103 - 122 - +
Don't count on it
It is certain
It is decidedly so
Most likely
My reply is no
My sources say no
Outlook good
Outlook not so good
Reply hazy, try again
Signs point to yes
Very doubtful
Without a doubt
Yes
Yes - definitely
You may rely on it
#582 -18 = 106 - 124 - +
A thousand dollars is worth thirteen peons working twelve hours.
#4433 -30 = 102 - 132 - +
Ignorance isn't free!
#1743 -16 = 149 - 165 - +
read banned books
#2376 -10 = 169 - 179 - +
A concept is the thing before you think. - Anonymouse
#5040 -12 = 49 - 61 - +
No matter how much spin, effort, lunch or dinner you give the media, they will not fail to notice whether you have won or lost.
-Robin Renwick
#2138 -10 = 106 - 116 - +
Do what keepeth thou from wilting shall be the law of the Hole.
#1047 -15 = 94 - 109 - +
Heroes Needed! Inquire within.
#1412 -13 = 120 - 133 - +
Even if you are on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there!
#1166 -12 = 150 - 162 - +
THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM GOD
#3590 -20 = 143 - 163 - +
See the fnord, don't fear it.
#4202 -13 = 176 - 189 - +
you're doing it.
#4198 -30 = 131 - 161 - +
Quick! What are your last words?!
#2363 -11 = 134 - 145 - +
Suspend belief.
#3866 -30 = 151 - 181 - +
Everybody needs a little love sometime; stop mudding and fall in love!
#1180 -15 = 123 - 138 - +
Please litter, landfills are bad for the environment.
#2299 -12 = 167 - 179 - +
Fuck em if they cant take a joke.
#4968 -14 = 332 - 346 - +
re-evolution!
#4618 -41 = 61 - 102 - +
is there someone standing behind me?
#5031 -18 = 46 - 64 - +
If a family member dies, would you delete their Mii from the family Wii?
#4090 -7 = 161 - 168 - +
You're unique, just like everybody else
#3391 -23 = 155 - 178 - +
Laugh
#1938 -9 = 516 - 525 - +
Nothing that exists is strange. If it's counter-intuitive, you just need a new intuition.
#4540 -25 = 113 - 138 - +
dare to be smart
#976 -22 = 117 - 139 - +
Hi, I'm Jesus :)
#4221 -287 = 681 - 968 - +
I can see you
#1495 -11 = 173 - 184 - +
Money is truthful. When a man speaks of honor, make him pay cash.
#2070 -26 = 116 - 142 - +
The invisible hand of the market will never work without an invisible fist.
#2698 -8 = 141 - 149 - +
solitude is enriching
#2509 -15 = 120 - 135 - +
if there was no money, we would all be rich.
#4766 -14 = 58 - 72 - +
Refuse to mind the gap.
#3571 -19 = 124 - 143 - +
Pain unlike pleasure wears no mask.
#2261 -26 = 91 - 117 - +
People fear death, and religion is like their 'get out of jail free' card
#3982 -39 = 105 - 144 - +
is Joe apart of Nixon's Plumbers Union?
#1786 -15 = 109 - 124 - +
Guns Protect Killers.
#4939 -33 = 83 - 116 - +
I never told the truth, so I can never tell a lie
#4393 -33 = 74 - 107 - +
The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.
-George Bernard Shaw
#2718 3 = 211 - 208 - +
FUCK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT CHAOS.
#1301 -16 = 87 - 103 - +
If the cap fits, your head's the right size
#4283 -14 = 102 - 116 - +
Never trust a cop with a rubber glove.
#2119 -64 = 105 - 169 - +
You can't be too serious.
#3292 -19 = 100 - 119 - +
The spiritual fridge is full of leftovers.
#2778 -32 = 85 - 117 - +

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