We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.
If it is the case that when all you have is a hammer, everything becomes a nail, then what does it mean when the only utensils left are knives?
There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
the universe doesn't give a shit about you. sorry you had to find out in the form of a crappy meme bomb, but it's true. still a nice place to visit, though.
If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy.
ok, let's be serious for a moment and face it: any kind of vampirism, and i'm thinking of the capitalist kind, is high treason to humankind. we should treat it as such.
Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools--the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans - and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, "You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink."
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