Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?
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The Game
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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The man saw the boy with the binoculars.
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Got a college degree?
If not, you don't have a minute to spare!
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BOnkbonkbonkbonk
Bonkbonk
Bonkbonkbonk
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Tits
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Censorship vs. freedom of expression - i don´t care! Money is all i want! Lol!
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Avert thy gaze!
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Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
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You are only happy by accident.
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Laughter is never inappropriate.
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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers.
#5009 -32 = 167 - 199 - +
the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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I am delighted to have been of entertainment.
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it is a gift to the world not to have babies
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This world is a toolbox, full of loose screws.
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Don't mind the dog, beware of the owner..
#3922 -30 = 269 - 299 - +
It’s mystery all the way down.
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If you're not confused, you're ignorant.
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What would Emperor Norton do?
#4522 -58 = 153 - 211 - +
In-con-CEIvable!
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you LIVE in that head?
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Strike the sheep and the shepherds will scatter.
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"No Comment" is a comment.
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19februholidamned
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If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
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"Some dogs don't care what they look like"
     - the drumming bird of paradox
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Help keep our junkyards beautiful: throw away something lovely today!
#4923 -30 = 153 - 183 - +
He sells contact lenses for a cubist world
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Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
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Live in privacy; die in public.
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Everything you know is wrong!
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Sense is made, not born.
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One can repair ignorance. Stupidity is a point of view.
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It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
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It doesn't matter what you do. you still die.
#1792 -26 = 181 - 207 - +
its funny cause its true
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What other people think of you is none of your business
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The world ended last year and nobody noticed.
#5217 -29 = 135 - 164 - +
 
 
 
BoOOOYYYYYYSZZZZZZZZZ!!!!1!!
 
 
 
 
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Read out loud.
#3883 -30 = 196 - 226 - +
The fragmentariness of life makes coherence suspect.
#3581 -31 = 519 - 550 - +
I hate prejudiced people.
#1516 -27 = 221 - 248 - +
World's Best Dad
#5553 -47 = 82 - 129 - +
Futility is futile.
#1305 -30 = 227 - 257 - +
Terrorism.
#2612 -47 = 152 - 199 - +
Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Just remember, no one likes an asshole.
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be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
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If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day. But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life.
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Cecile janvier, isabellah eastwood, charlotte jekaterina, amelia holme. Come on girls, give them light before they put us all out! sincerely, ellllooo??
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we take the naps we think we deserve.
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I can feel the limits of my brains processing power.
#5592 -53 = 55 - 108 - +
No compromise with the enemy, even if they're us
#4859 -39 = 173 - 212 - +
Does your mother know you can read this?
#1063 -32 = 185 - 217 - +
Making something illegal only makes it illegal.
#2019 -33 = 189 - 222 - +
You cannot lie to me. I know everything.
#3300 -33 = 126 - 159 - +
Cecile Grace Janvier
#5499 -39 = 103 - 142 - +
An object at rest cannot be stopped
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Silence! Some of us are trying to think
#3840 -42 = 167 - 209 - +
Wonders never cease, as long as you never cease to wonder.
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Nothing makes an entrance more inviting than a nice pair of knockers.
#2177 -50 = 134 - 184 - +
this is a wasteland in your mouth
#2903 -48 = 162 - 210 - +
police no longer have to tell knock-knock jokes
#3791 -58 = 138 - 196 - +
FUCK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT CHAOS.
#1301 -42 = 120 - 162 - +
Opportunity knocked, but i was in the shower.
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"OH NO YOU DID"
#3454 -28 = 181 - 209 - +
"Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority."
-Thomas H. Huxley
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Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
#2246 -29 = 166 - 195 - +
Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
#4659 -32 = 151 - 183 - +
While you were reading this, my invisible friend stole your wallet.
#4401 -27 = 178 - 205 - +
"NOTICE: It is forbidden to notice. Your notice of this notice was noticed. Keep in touch."
#3670 -33 = 184 - 217 - +
Violence never settles anything.
#3039 -50 = 124 - 174 - +
When you die, can I have your dreams and ideas?
#4431 -51 = 126 - 177 - +
To criticize the incompetent is easy; to criticize the competent is difficult.
#2976 -38 = 235 - 273 - +
CONFUSE EVERYONE
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Remember: as a whole we are just a silent a away from aswhole
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Complicated machinery has had to be matched by complicated social arrangements, designed to work as smoothly and efficiently as the new instruments of production.
#933 -53 = 146 - 199 - +
You were alone before they left you
#5632 -52 = 87 - 139 - +
Life is a joke - death is the punchline
#1968 -55 = 150 - 205 - +
If at first you don't succeed, quit; don't be a nut about success.
#1634 -39 = 146 - 185 - +
humor is a release
#1468 -32 = 234 - 266 - +
A small mind is a tidy mind.
#629 -31 = 187 - 218 - +
alienation produces eccentrics or revolutionaries
#670 -41 = 234 - 275 - +
Do not open this door under any circumstances.
#1036 -31 = 189 - 220 - +
Shit happens. Shit happens all azl once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
#3947 -32 = 163 - 195 - +
If you hadn't seen this, it wouldn't exist.
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Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape.
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Kill Your Idols.
#1923 -55 = 158 - 213 - +
It doesn't matter what temperature the room is; it's always room-temperature.
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WAKE UP.
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It is not the death of the government but rather the death of it's people that destroys freedom
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You're absolutely correct, /consciously/.
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If you're not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate.
#3983 -32 = 178 - 210 - +
Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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If I had an axe, I'd still be free.
#1639 -35 = 183 - 218 - +
Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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The truth is the biggest lie anyone ever told
#2794 -31 = 179 - 210 - +
Hail Eris!
All Hail Discordia!
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