Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The sound of bags of rice tipping is the fundamental background noise of our universe.
- Vydhata Swami Singh Attarchapaljee
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The decision doesn't have to be logical, it was unanimous.
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Evolve from Orwell's pigs to Berksons monkeys!
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ARE YOU INTO A CUNNING LINGUIST?
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Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down.
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The Roadrunner fled across the desert, and the Coyote followed.
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i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
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i don't know where "kingdom come" is, but I wouldn't mind getting blown there!
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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after birth is before death
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It is better to learn to embrace the darkness than to waste electricity turning on all the lights and making them explode.
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A person is just a thought you keep having
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If you are going through hell, keep going. — Winston Churchill
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Information so powerful you actually use less!
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Everybody knows.
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think for yourself, Schmuck!
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Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
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Money is truthful. When a man speaks of honor, make him pay cash.
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Equality for all !!!
Tax god and satan !!!
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routine small excesses are worse than then the occasional debauch
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On Earth there is no reckoning.
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Logically, <4 is better than <3.
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Time is an illusion perpetrated by the manufacturers of space.
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Hell hath no humor like a discordian scorned.
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No matter where or what, there are makers, takers, and fakers.
-Robert Heinlein
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A Little pain never hurt anyone
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I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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A Point of perfection, thats where we left from .
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This is a pipe.
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If your thoughts aren't original, they're not really yours, are they?
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the idea of transcendence is used to obscure oppression
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In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
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The illusion of objectivity captures people within a mirrored sphere.
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Starting a cult is both a science and a fart.
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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Every morning someone new is in my mirror.
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Amerika is just another Latin dictatorship
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You're paranoid for a reason.
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dISCORD, DAT CORD... WE NEED CORD MANAGEMENT!
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The revolution is unbelievable because it's real.
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Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
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Can my false memory be that convincing?
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worrying is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do without doing anything.
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"break on through to the other side"
                 -some drunk guy
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Freedom? Freedom is for proles.
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This phrase is invisible, can read it only who masturbates.
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Fuck the System? Fuck the Man? Fuck this shit?
Nah, find a cute person you like and Fuck them, Fuck them hard!
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When you dont know where you going, you never loose the way.
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May the road rise up and fall on you.
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If you see the Buddha on the road, please call 911.
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Enlightenment is Bullshit
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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That makes sense
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zombies like you
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didn't you just because almost sometimes depends on like before what always afterwards?
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meme is what a child yells when raising their hand to be chosen
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The laws weren't made for people like you
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There is no heavier burden than a great potential.
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If you stand on this spot long enough, you will see some very strange things.
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am able to take a lot!
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It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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power lies everywhere
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KNOW NOW
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It’s easy to imagine the end of the world, but we cannot imagine the end of capitalism
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A LONGER CHAIN DOES NOT MAKE ONE ANY MORE FREE.
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land of the fee
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if you see buddha on the road, give him a doughnut.
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Minimalism can get pretty tricky.
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there's so such thing as wasted time, only wasted people to spend it with.
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We are here to grow our souls
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You wrote this while you were drunk.
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dying and coming back gives you considerable perspective
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Today is a good day to bribe a high ranking public official.
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You an Ill-Lusor, eh?
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CONsciousness is the ability to question the existence of consciousness.
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And a cat in every bag.
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I have a choice to ask someone for what I want or need.
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if the average woman wold rather have beauty than brains, it's because the average man can see better than he can think. - gregory benford
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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We are watching you
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Do you like rules? If not why do you keep following them?
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There is no such thing as a stupid question until you ask it. -tgwtg- (ask him)
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I SCRATCH MY BACK, you scratch your back. i don't like contact with human beings.
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You don't need pants for the victory dance.
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Count the seconds it takes to stop thinking about this sentence.
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nothing is something
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ask yourself: "why should I trust your track record?"
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Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
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Cecile Grace Janvier
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Scene and Herd.
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Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there.
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blame is a shortcut to hell
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whoever controls the future controls the world
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when i die, I'm receiving the lifetime bereavement award!
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
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We may be cheap, but we ain't free.
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Fine, DON'T have a nice day, see if I care.
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It's like shawshank redemption, except with more tunnelling through shit and no fucking redemption. - m. Tucker
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Have a good day, or die.
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