Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Tomorrow's just an excuse away!
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"What's the difference between two lawyers and a senator?"
#3664 -5 = 116 - 121 - +
Yes you are.
#3246 -24 = 116 - 140 - +
To chase the Divine is to deny the Humanity.
#4009 -14 = 86 - 100 - +
The cake is a lie, but the icing is Truth.
#4365 -21 = 125 - 146 - +
the world operates according to discoverable laws
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Friends are just people waiting to be enemies....
#4746 -22 = 98 - 120 - +
Fear of consequence doesn't equal a lack of choice
#1230 -26 = 122 - 148 - +
Don't spend time: it doesn't belong to you.
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How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
#1447 -23 = 106 - 129 - +
No more lip from you, bub.
#4285 -50 = 119 - 169 - +
help me i've turned into paper
#1404 -18 = 107 - 125 - +
Leave me the hell alone!
#1946 -32 = 91 - 123 - +
A soldier is a man who underwent dehumanization so that he may be a weapon, for a weapon that questions the implications of it's use is of no use at all.
#4866 -9 = 78 - 87 - +
Why do you ask so many loaded questions?
#3213 -20 = 134 - 154 - +
A sucking chest wound is just nature's way of telling you to slow down.
#632 -32 = 98 - 130 - +
"The religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide."
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The revolution will not be teleprompted.
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Laws make criminals.
#1942 -25 = 178 - 203 - +
Dumb is like gravity; you can try to outrun the closest source, but you will eventually get snagged by another one.
#3879 -18 = 132 - 150 - +
Can I askew a question?
#877 -28 = 80 - 108 - +
i believe that children are the futile
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DANGER !! DANGER !! ABANDON THOUGHT IMMEDIATELY !!
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Truth is just our need to make things come to existence
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History is a religion
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decency is a relative thing
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If you're not part of the solution, you're probably part of the solute.
#4002 -17 = 106 - 123 - +
Chill out... everything's under control...
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I decided to go into a draconian diet, cutting alcohol, fat, and sugar. In two weeks, I lost 14 days.
— Tim Maia
#1497 -17 = 115 - 132 - +
me and this job are like a hen trying to hatch a cactus !
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Stop being used.
#3533 -17 = 70 - 87 - +
Who would lose a needle in a haystack?
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*cough* "just wanted to ADD, completely unrelated to anything, that- I believe everything, including contradictions... conversely I also believe nothing, and why not, it's never let anyone down yet!" (incidentally rope can let you down)
 
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23rd Saint. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
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go within the flow
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There is where you say something stupid.
#4018 -11 = 143 - 154 - +
the grand unified conspiracy theory ate the last cookie!
#4730 -26 = 159 - 185 - +
It is easier to find a man who is true to his nature than true to his beliefs.
#4469 -15 = 140 - 155 - +
If you fuck the system without protection something nasty is bound to happen.
#1700 -1 = 193 - 194 - +
They think the earth is flat because they are anarchists.
#3657 -25 = 103 - 128 - +
“Habeas Corpus” doesn't mean “Play Dead”
#578 -49 = 109 - 158 - +
Welcome to the Federal Bureau for Reducing Bureaucracy!
#3127 -16 = 124 - 140 - +
You are hearing voices
#3260 -31 = 99 - 130 - +
Step on a crack
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Do it. If you don't, who will?
#3953 -4 = 142 - 146 - +
Freedom of the press belongs to those who own one.
#3413 -1 = 279 - 280 - +
He who has long legs and short arms cannot touch one's toes...
#4398 -45 = 107 - 152 - +
I won't stop until I get to Normal
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The early worm gets the bird.
#2663 -3 = 119 - 122 - +
Meanwhile everyone wants to breathe and nobody can breathe and many say, "We will breathe later". And most of them don't die because they are already dead.
#2038 -20 = 114 - 134 - +
Everything happens, not for a reason. but everything happens.
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Hunger is the mother of beauty
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Every morning someone new is in my mirror.
#3949 -40 = 149 - 189 - +
It's OK to stop wanting to be an individual
#5317 -15 = 117 - 132 - +
Get paranoid to act fast.
#1314 -8 = 110 - 118 - +
Explain your sense of self
#4802 -8 = 66 - 74 - +
Whoever said love was an ocean probably drowned.
#5066 -11 = 76 - 87 - +
Don't worry, be metal
#5148 -31 = 94 - 125 - +
the nile is not a stream of consciousess
#4633 -32 = 79 - 111 - +
You better know
#3282 -20 = 105 - 125 - +
If Cthulhu calls... let the machine pick it up.
#1636 -15 = 107 - 122 - +
brainwashing = meme brainwashing = meme
#4017 -22 = 92 - 114 - +
You're entire life has lead you to This Moment
#3913 -8 = 121 - 129 - +
Whose eyes are your eyes?
#3574 -25 = 73 - 98 - +
You are MORTAL. You will die. SOON. Start living how you want to be remembered? Do it for us.
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I'm not dead yet!
#1609 -18 = 155 - 173 - +
it's not good to hold too many absolutes
#1864 -19 = 122 - 141 - +
For a good time call Eris
#1264 -18 = 104 - 122 - +
Anti-lost is pro-found.
#727 -22 = 80 - 102 - +
Duck
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You're No. One
#3382 -55 = 188 - 243 - +
You knew she was lying when you didn't see blood
#4877 -19 = 67 - 86 - +
The Beginning is Nigh
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NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
 NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
  NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
   NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
    NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
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You should see a doctor immediately.
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Unemployment is not a disease; so it has no cure
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Democracy by Autocracy! Give them liberty and give them death!
#1000 -26 = 106 - 132 - +
masturbation: not just fun, it's a survival skill.
#4029 -38 = 106 - 144 - +
There is no time like the pleasant.
#2853 -12 = 127 - 139 - +
If it makes you cry, it is real; if it makes you laugh, it probably is true.
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Someone wanted you to see this.
#3531 -3 = 140 - 143 - +
Jesus loves me, but he can't stand you.
#1890 -20 = 100 - 120 - +
You live and learn. Or you don't live long.
#3332 -39 = 165 - 204 - +
You know that opinions are like asses (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
#5329 -4 = 120 - 124 - +
During the Asparagus Season, members are requested not to relieve themselves in the hatstand.
#1123 -20 = 175 - 195 - +
Chaotic Evil means never having
#4500 -33 = 118 - 151 - +
I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
#5483 -16 = 37 - 53 - +
She dropped them back up my bag by the idea.
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Better to have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
#4116 -18 = 175 - 193 - +
men are not monogamous by nature
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i think therefore i think i am
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The boss needs you, you don't need him.
#2641 -9 = 155 - 164 - +
World Peace Declared.
Don't Fuck it Up!
#4926 -13 = 99 - 112 - +
You woke up for this?
#3577 -9 = 130 - 139 - +
What do you get if you cross an elephant with a grape? |grape| * |elephant| * sin(theta).
#3139 -21 = 103 - 124 - +
There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
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Ordo ab chao, brassica!
#5352 -32 = 58 - 90 - +
Question Everything you know and think nothing for yourself
#5407 -19 = 85 - 104 - +
Bullshit is all some of us have got.
#863 -19 = 117 - 136 - +
Don't knock opportunity
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