Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Behind the mask, there is no face.
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The moon called Nanna, seem to stay our Baal for this short life threateaning period and amount of time, but it's the Faggots "Nibe" Golden Path of wrong-Perverted Ideologie that was Bombed and Roothless.. Flying baby shit!
#5343 -2 = 96 - 98 - +
The medium and placement of these would completely define the meaning.
#2715 -22 = 111 - 133 - +
A good man has few enemies. A ruthless man has none.
#596 -40 = 107 - 147 - +
Beware of a tall dark man with a spoon up his nose.
#828 -26 = 116 - 142 - +
Orange Bob Chicken Noodle Arrow of Time Arrow of Time
#5371 -16 = 83 - 99 - +
Everyone's Discordia is different
collect all 1024
#3831 -16 = 105 - 121 - +
We're sorry, the universe is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please (?force) accept this beautiful body (?meat-cage). Enlightenment is loading...
#4178 -13 = 130 - 143 - +
Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
-Henry Kissinger
#2058 -24 = 105 - 129 - +
I've got 99 problems, and my '9' key being stuck is 9 of them.
#5111 -4 = 171 - 175 - +
Has to happen to somebody.
#3587 -21 = 99 - 120 - +
god created masturbation.
satan created porno.
#4163 -46 = 192 - 238 - +
How do you expect me to take it seriously if i can't make fun of it?
#4435 -2 = 156 - 158 - +
Thanks to capitalism, the masses now have a wide selection of opiates.
#4552 -42 = 72 - 114 - +
i think, therefore i am an anarchist.
                - j. l. hudson
#4851 -5 = 133 - 138 - +
If a tree falls in the forest, and no-one is around to hear it... is God omnipresent?
#1632 -9 = 100 - 109 - +
HE WHO SO SHALL, SO SHALL HE WHO.
#4985 -19 = 109 - 128 - +
Your "Future" is in your "Past", but you aren't getting any younger.
#3393 -29 = 124 - 153 - +
with perseverance you can discover any truth
#3229 -37 = 85 - 122 - +
often you should act like you are sexless
#2199 -14 = 121 - 135 - +
Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not.
#702 -35 = 88 - 123 - +
It's your fault we're cheating.
#1881 -6 = 144 - 150 - +
If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
#4129 -34 = 126 - 160 - +
Surgeon General's Warning: independent thought is hazardous to the establishment.
#2586 -27 = 417 - 444 - +
Do you feel that life is a never-ending elusion of grandeur?
#1056 -1 = 144 - 145 - +
fututio, non verba.
#4905 -13 = 78 - 91 - +
question Again: "Would this or that complete the real amazing helium Deathstar ?"
 
Zero 2 Silent Z
#5364 -17 = 68 - 85 - +
believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
#824 -32 = 84 - 116 - +
Attention: if you have been infected by the spill on Church street, please see Father Malaclypse for exorcism
#5270 -26 = 85 - 111 - +
Reality is a Work In Progress
#3908 -9 = 148 - 157 - +
This has probably been said before, but here it is again.
#2898 -23 = 120 - 143 - +
I participate
 
you participate
 
we participate
 
they decide..
#3853 -23 = 101 - 124 - +
The grass IS greener on the other side, alas, it is federal property and you cannot enter.
#2683 -25 = 108 - 133 - +
The cake is a lie, but the icing is Truth.
#4365 -22 = 130 - 152 - +
Don't keep time: it's not yours.
#3727 -8 = 323 - 331 - +
The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
#2646 -34 = 106 - 140 - +
Humans are like snowflakes: they may be unique, but from a distance they all look the same
  
#4441 -17 = 140 - 157 - +
Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
#3064 -231 = 723 - 954 - +
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
#1455 -26 = 102 - 128 - +
Feel great with purpose
#1237 -19 = 125 - 144 - +
Time is a great teacher, but it kills all its pupils.
#2960 -7 = 111 - 118 - +
Hedonism is vastly over-rated.
#3939 -28 = 107 - 135 - +
Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
#2345 -14 = 124 - 138 - +
you owe the world not the other way around
#3347 -43 = 132 - 175 - +
He gives twice who gives promptly.
-Publilius Syrus
#1390 -38 = 114 - 152 - +
If you don't control your mind, someone else will.
-John Allston
#1696 -7 = 166 - 173 - +
Whichever makes less sense at the time.
#3194 -5 = 172 - 177 - +
My mess is a life
#5516 -1 = 15 - 16 - +
Who watches the watchers?
#3207 -14 = 116 - 130 - +
THIS IS YOUR TRUE DESIRE.
#2918 -13 = 152 - 165 - +
If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
#4120 -156 = 746 - 902 - +
warning: the sky really is falling
#3516 -22 = 146 - 168 - +
The Creator is the Destroyer.
#3498 -39 = 138 - 177 - +
Holy Shit, did you see that!? No, of course not, you were reading this note.
#4742 -13 = 136 - 149 - +
Dead girls don't say yes, either.
#981 -18 = 189 - 207 - +
This is the only warning I'm allowed to give you.
#2915 -20 = 101 - 121 - +
Its the penultimate countdown.
#1884 -37 = 101 - 138 - +
grass roots agitation is the only hope
#1349 -25 = 110 - 135 - +
How many advertisements are you wearing?
#1456 -12 = 135 - 147 - +
THIS MACHINE LIES
#2920 -60 = 114 - 174 - +
Perversion is a state of mind.
#2287 -23 = 130 - 153 - +
I think therefore i can, i can therefore i must
#5272 -17 = 96 - 113 - +
Chaos has a better imagination than you.
#3508 -14 = 302 - 316 - +
To annoy a conservative, tell him a lie.
To annoy a liberal, tell him the truth!
#4668 -42 = 91 - 133 - +
Cthulhu for President--for when you're tired of choosing the _lesser_ of the two evils.
#963 -15 = 135 - 150 - +
Please panic: everything is under control.
#2301 -7 = 418 - 425 - +
We don't morally censure you. We just want the money.
#3085 -31 = 97 - 128 - +
You will find the correct answer in the murkiest mists of confusion.
#4109 -10 = 151 - 161 - +
Your beliefs will not save you.
#3936 -43 = 96 - 139 - +
There's nothing wrong with you a shotgun blast to the face couldn't fix.
#2868 -13 = 120 - 133 - +
people who say no just need to be convinced harder
#5046 -18 = 66 - 84 - +
If you're not living on the edge
You take up too much room
#1732 -16 = 107 - 123 - +
the medium is the mode
#4135 -12 = 122 - 134 - +
In an infinite universe, even nothing is possible.
#5056 -12 = 116 - 128 - +
Fuck the People, I’m Already Elected
#4852 -22 = 68 - 90 - +
He who lives without folly is less wise than he believes.
#1397 -20 = 110 - 130 - +
"Please do not use other door."
#3671 -20 = 110 - 130 - +
The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
#4116 -20 = 177 - 197 - +
You're entire life has lead you to This Moment
#3913 -10 = 125 - 135 - +
Del Mar: Where poverty is neither a philosophy nor a way of life.
#997 -35 = 93 - 128 - +
Warning: don't worry, everything is ok.
#4244 -22 = 109 - 131 - +
Moderation is... luke-warm tea, the devils own brew!
#2060 -12 = 116 - 128 - +
Common sense is what tells you that the world is flat.
#931 -20 = 257 - 277 - +
I can't see Half the things I believe in!
#4508 -32 = 79 - 111 - +
DOWN WITH DISEASE
#1111 -8 = 191 - 199 - +
The problem is that the problem isn't a problem.
#2752 -20 = 131 - 151 - +
They promised me fiery doom, but all i ever got was this lukewarm failure
#5239 -21 = 92 - 113 - +
IF SOMEONE CUTS DOWN A TREE IN THE FOREST
DO THEY MAKE A NOISE WHEN IT FALLS ON THEM
#5538 -1 = 11 - 12 - +
When stupid people are set free, the first thing they do is to make stupidity illegal.
#4760 -18 = 143 - 161 - +
Have you been alive lately?
#1383 -13 = 156 - 169 - +
Capitalism: If it feels like you're stealing, then you're doing it right.
#885 -25 = 118 - 143 - +
i think therefore i think i am
#4891 -13 = 98 - 111 - +
Think about what you are thinking
#5345 -6 = 169 - 175 - +
What just happened?
#3697 -20 = 95 - 115 - +
sloppy thinking gets worse over time
#2492 -20 = 93 - 113 - +
i am a living, breathing human being. do you perhaps feel threatened by me, besides your cold, dead, unchanging self?
#4211 -17 = 102 - 119 - +
Always be ready to walk away from a bad idea.
#4621 -45 = 57 - 102 - +
Look out, you're gonna craaash.
#1996 -32 = 154 - 186 - +
Property is theft.
Property is liberty.
Property is impossible.
#2341 -16 = 102 - 118 - +

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