Semi Official Memebomb Archive

You made me do it
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I am very cold and alone every day. My world is one of anguish and regret.
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You cannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.
- M. Scott Peck
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humor is a release
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Heaven must be hell if you're afraid of heights.
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How is this sentence not gibberish?
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I cannot tell a lie, but I promise that I will.
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truth is the biggest lie in the universe
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Drive defensively; buy a tank.
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Levity Sucks!
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happiness is not a birthright, you must be thinking of death.
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Infinity multiplied by zero leaves us nothing but hope.
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“Habeas Corpus” doesn't mean “Play Dead”
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Nothing Serious Ever Happens
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Capitalism eats itself -- while you wait
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I just love the way you hate
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THE SYSTEM supports both uppercase and lowercase characters
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Psychedelic drugs are illegal because where time is used as an implement of criminal punishment, distorting the perception of time is a revolutionary act.
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It's not a real protest if you didn't get arrested.
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RUN WHILE YUO STILL HAVE LEGS!
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A Point of perfection, thats where we left from .
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What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
-Augustus Saint-Gaudens
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In the event of confusion: stop, think and die.
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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
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Have you seen Nicolas Flamel?
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it can be helpful to keep going no matter what
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EXTREME BUDDHISM.
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Here, take this shovel. You know what to do.
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This is not a meme.
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Albino african
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Today is the day.
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History: an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, brought about by rulers mostly knaves and soldiers mostly fools.
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Ave, Imperator, morituri te salutant...
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Confront the system.
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Give me liberty or give them death!
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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The Government is watching God
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Fashion a sword from the shards of your broken dreams.
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Beat the change that you wish to see in the world
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Better to have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.
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Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
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When in Rome, do as the Vandals do.
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this post scares me
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unique things must be the most valuable
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What if you're the one?
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Change is here to stay.
(And nostalgia isn't what it used to be.)
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A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.

-Bill Vaughan
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People are so impressed with the speed of light, what about the speed of dark. Did you see how dark got outta there like his ass was on fire when you hit that switch?
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Live in privacy; die in public.
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To find fault is easy; to do better may be difficult.
-Plutarch
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The hidden factor may be you.
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We watch the pain, over and over again.
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When you go to hell, you DIE
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i find memebombs hard to masturbate to, but i still use it daily.
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It is the apocalypse. Do you know where your laxatives are?
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Please use your natural reaction.
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Save yourself from the salvation army.
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the important thing is to cum...
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A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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Bullshit makes the flowers grow, and that's beautiful.
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Fire in the whole... isn't that Heraclytus main point?
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If you're too old to play, you're doomed.
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Mommy's all right, Daddy's all right, they just seem a little weird
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When in doubt, fuck it. When not in doubt... get in doubt!
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DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, REALITY ENDS HERE
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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worrying can help you prepare
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So long, and thanks for all the fish.
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No gods, no masterpieces
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Attention:
Do not sit down, there is still much to do.
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Poor american christians: trapped between the sin city and the big apple.
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it beats me how anybody can support a religion that takes a scene of capital punishment as its central image. - annie proulx
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The truth is the biggest lie anyone ever told
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The media lies.
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Who loathes you, and who do you love? CTHULHU!
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The wind is loud and sometimes pungent.
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Keep quiet about this.
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The obvious is not what needs no proof, but what people do not want to prove.
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Why follow the rules all the time? You must love them.
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If the world seems to be getting smaller, your stupidity is increasing
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There is no Truth here.
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It's always today.
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Life is deadly, I know of nobody who survived it.
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leisure time is a gigantic smoke screen
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Don't worry. Baldrick has a cunning plan.
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The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
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This message is not for you.
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Change is NOT coming. It has never gone away.
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You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.
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This sentence is different the third time you read it.
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No matter how much spin, effort, lunch or dinner you give the media, they will not fail to notice whether you have won or lost.
-Robin Renwick
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Does your conscience like it when you lie to yourself?
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The average human has ___ original thoughts per day.
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The horse raced past the barn fell.
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SAVE THE MUSHROOMS! drop acid
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Hatred may breed contempt, but ignorance invites it in for dinner.
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Freedom of speech ain't free.
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You do live in a foreign country, and you do speak with an accent.
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I wish I could go home right now; there is nothing to do here.
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