Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Drive defensively; buy a tank.
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So, read any good books lately?
#2502 -15 = 72 - 87 - +
You now need to empty your head of this information.
#3346 -17 = 126 - 143 - +
Support free enterprise: shoplift.
#2579 -21 = 60 - 81 - +
i dont really know anything.
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And I alone am returned to wag the tail.
#713 -13 = 99 - 112 - +
the cia is monitoring you through computer chips in your gmo foods! veganize now!!!!
#5411 -11 = 42 - 53 - +
If you understand what you're doing, you're not learning anything
#4706 -10 = 77 - 87 - +
Statistically, flying is the safest mode of transportation.
 
Statistically, nobody survives a plane crash.
#4250 -24 = 123 - 147 - +
really, ya know what we always say,fukem
#4442 -35 = 73 - 108 - +
One should not act and speak as if one were asleep.
#2222 -16 = 106 - 122 - +
There is no such thing as "normal"...please try again.
#2850 6 = 218 - 212 - +
Slippery when slick
#2490 -8 = 70 - 78 - +
Arrest the policeman in your head
#4983 -1 = 73 - 74 - +
Why not?
#4483 -33 = 65 - 98 - +
Don't mind the dog, beware of the owner..
#3922 -6 = 145 - 151 - +
Of the limited time in your life, you choose to waste most of it reading stupid memes.
#4329 -10 = 100 - 110 - +
You Can Use Fire
#3290 -19 = 220 - 239 - +
Philosophy is masturbation, it achieves hardly anything and won't get you far in life, but it feels good so we do it anyway.
#2289 -16 = 81 - 97 - +
Molesting the walls with graffiti will be strictly punished.
#4700 -9 = 62 - 71 - +
You'e the only one who wants a revolution.
#3368 -5 = 105 - 110 - +
KICK NADS. KICK NADS NOW.
#1919 -13 = 69 - 82 - +
Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time.
-Henry Louis Mencken
#1750 -9 = 120 - 129 - +
These days, it takes a square to show you what's cool.
#2873 -25 = 70 - 95 - +
Grab life by the neck and squeeze!
#1348 -6 = 92 - 98 - +
The Beginning is Nigh
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if martians were psychologists they would have described the mars rovers as : curious, solitary creatures with a strong passion for the rocks ("rockofillia"). analyzing behaviors is pointless and unscientific.
#5106 -1 = 86 - 87 - +
Without fuck ยก
#5340 -5 = 31 - 36 - +
TO BE IS TO DUDE.
#5254 -10 = 53 - 63 - +
You'll see it when you believe it.
#3374 -11 = 108 - 119 - +
Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
#4257 -228 = 483 - 711 - +
my narcissistic STUDpop impregnated your hatriolic automom.
#4463 -20 = 73 - 93 - +
Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
-Henry Kissinger
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Belief is the Enemy.
#4031 -33 = 56 - 89 - +
Criminals commit crime, but Congress creates it.
#4758 -9 = 38 - 47 - +
The universe is like a grapefruit--it's yellow and dimply, and some people have half of one for breakfast.
#2799 -27 = 74 - 101 - +
Bullshit is all some of us have got.
#863 -15 = 93 - 108 - +
It is what it is, is it not? it is not.
#4783 -34 = 35 - 69 - +
"Time's up... or left?"
#5171 -10 = 45 - 55 - +
Please stop, it only encourages them.
#3699 -19 = 108 - 127 - +
All the horrible shit you're paranoid of is coming true.
#690 -22 = 72 - 94 - +
Each and single one
#4533 -37 = 76 - 113 - +
deviants are sacrificed to improve group solidarity
#1010 -8 = 71 - 79 - +
Remember the . . . what was it again?
#2402 -19 = 91 - 110 - +
Though it all looks different now, I know it's still the same...
#2951 -8 = 93 - 101 - +
How are you reading this?
#3734 -20 = 81 - 101 - +
Religion is a man staring at a tree and wondering who is moving the leaves.
#2401 35 = 560 - 525 - +
there is nothing more selfish than having a blowjob
#4494 -35 = 61 - 96 - +
A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
#620 -20 = 66 - 86 - +
Mission accomplished.
#2053 -8 = 122 - 130 - +
Knowing is hard.
#4199 -25 = 74 - 99 - +
If you've read this, it's already too late.
#3882 -22 = 79 - 101 - +
The Ideal is in thyself, the impediments too is in thyself.
-Thomas Carlyle
#2694 -29 = 73 - 102 - +
timidity is laughable
#2969 -1 = 118 - 119 - +
Look where all this talking got us, baby.
#4020 -14 = 104 - 118 - +
Portions of the preceding were recorded. As for the rest of it, I'm very much afraid it was all in your mind.
#2319 -13 = 89 - 102 - +
Nemo me impune lacessit.
#2107 -28 = 38 - 66 - +
You are literate
#3806 55 = 950 - 895 - +
The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
#2645 -156 = 605 - 761 - +
spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
#4596 -4 = 75 - 79 - +
Never ask for anything ... especially from those more powerful than you
#2109 -6 = 67 - 73 - +
I'm not a man, I'm an imaginary number!
#5326 -6 = 54 - 60 - +
Jesus popped his mother's cherry.
#5393 -14 = 31 - 45 - +
out of sight, out of mind - invisible, insane.
#5176 -2 = 70 - 72 - +
The Future Ain't What It Used To Be.
#5311 2 = 78 - 76 - +
the most things on the Internet is a waste of time but a nice kind of wasting your time! TO Know what is time-wasting and what is useful or good too keep, you have to test it all - OMG!
#5198 -10 = 36 - 46 - +
EXTREME BUDDHISM.
#1212 -11 = 123 - 134 - +
Sarcasm helps you avoid telling people what you really think of them.
#2438 25 = 568 - 543 - +
If you do not expect the unexpected, you will not find it; for it is hard to be sought out and difficult.
#1692 -16 = 93 - 109 - +
Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
#1179 -26 = 64 - 90 - +
WAR: God's way of teaching Americans geography.
#3055 -16 = 101 - 117 - +
Remember to forget sometimes.
#2403 -14 = 89 - 103 - +
impulsive decisions are adventurous decisions.
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If it's comprehensible, it's obsolete.
#1652 -9 = 151 - 160 - +
a strong sense of duty imprisons you
#631 -9 = 117 - 126 - +
Everybody wants freedom for himself and prison for the others
#5196 0 = 63 - 63 - +
The only truth is we perceive, yet this makes it the highest falsehood.
#4795 -13 = 42 - 55 - +
-----Remember , everything is possible , except if you can not do it.
#4336 -25 = 97 - 122 - +
Employees must wash hands before not returning to work.
#1145 -18 = 84 - 102 - +
ensure that your life stays in flux
#1155 -24 = 83 - 107 - +
there is an error in this sentence.
#4634 -27 = 53 - 80 - +
This sentence is a lie.
#2932 -12 = 158 - 170 - +
Eris: She's in control when no one's in control.
#1158 -6 = 114 - 120 - +
Stop thinking. Stop speaking. It is still possible.
#4809 -8 = 89 - 97 - +
You're No. One
#3382 -39 = 170 - 209 - +
Warning this is not a drill, it just feels like one because the truth is deep. Digging for gold and all we find is this damn oil and suddenly we realize we have forgotten our ladder and the hole is too deep to climb out of, we greedy basterds
#4947 -28 = 51 - 79 - +
"You wish to fight the darkness? You want to try to eradicate the very thing that comes after light? The being that never leaves? The essence that hides all evil? Are you stupid?"
- Foxius
#5235 -13 = 56 - 69 - +
Truly, the road to enlightenment is like unto half a mile of broken glass.
#3002 -12 = 74 - 86 - +
Your consciousness only exists in your head, and only when you happen to think about it
#5014 -5 = 57 - 62 - +
Do not remove tag under penalty of law.
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GOD IS A PERVERT
#1335 -12 = 109 - 121 - +
Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite.
#1284 -2 = 94 - 96 - +
Who told you to believe that?
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Jesus' love for you is like a berserker.
#1899 -21 = 76 - 97 - +
Love my label like myself
#4925 -2 = 63 - 65 - +
Narrow Mindedness is an awful condition to contract.
#2102 -16 = 55 - 71 - +
That which is not forbidden is mandatory.
#2626 -7 = 100 - 107 - +
We are not stuff that abides
#4720 -3 = 89 - 92 - +
The man saw the boy with the binoculars.
#2710 -12 = 152 - 164 - +
Refuse to mind the gap.
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