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"Ahem," said the king, "tomorrow you will all be dead, so make sure to pack your things tonight; i told you yesterday and look what happened."
i don't have expectations; i have hopes. i don't have plans; i have dreams. i don't have a future; i have a life. and that is infinitely better.
Blessed are they that Hunger and thirst for justice--Fuck-ed are they that develop a taste for it.
Only idiots don't point out the common sense because it is common sense to point out the obvious when
it is obvious that most people are idiots.
spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
Don't count on it
It is certain
It is decidedly so
My reply is no
My sources say no
Outlook not so good
Reply hazy, try again
Signs point to yes
Without a doubt
Yes - definitely
You may rely on it
I'm only writing these things til I see them turn up someplace in the contagious cacophony of callous culture's metastasized media.
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