Semi Official Memebomb Archive

The Truth is not for sale - your tax money helps keep the Truth in good hands.
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GOD help us...help us lose our minds.
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brainwashing = meme brainwashing = meme
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You secretly think you deserve it, don't you?
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Get 0%, win
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If you're not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate.
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Start up, log in, zone out.
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Atheists just don't have soul man.
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With Love in our hearts and death on our minds, now is thee time to leave fear behind... because _We Kill Evil!_
-Pocket Fish'R'Men
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When in danger or in doubt: run in circles, scream and shout.
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Heroes Needed! Inquire within.
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moon landing, computers, nuklear power, but still humans fail to think.
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If I asked you to have sex with me, would you answer the same as you would to this question?
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This is part of a dream you're going to have tonight
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It's an Elder Thing--you wouldn't understand.
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-Mariah Carey
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When you die, can I have your dreams and ideas?
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if there was no money, we would all be rich.
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OK Soda may be the preferred drink of other people such as yourself.
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ask yourself this
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using force to stop force is absurd
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Have you seen my stapler?
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I invented plagiarism.
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We are now headed towards Mutually Assured Distraction.
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Mentally Retarded Zen Masters
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
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Beware your actions, your future will be your past, eventually.
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iPods are made of people!
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Don't believe this sentence.
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Ridicule may lawfully be employed where reason has no hope of success.
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Why didn't you?
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Order in form; Chaos in content
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if you live simply there is nothing to worry about
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i is imaginary.
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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Acting without thinking can be awfully entertaining.
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lobsters are mermaids to scorpions
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WOW hard words out of a gods mouth
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The Market demand escalation of all things because anything else is slavery.
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i just tooted. nope, that was doodoo.
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if voting could change the system, it would be against the law.
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there comes a point when you have to stand up to reality and deny it. - garrison keillor
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everything new is ment to get used,old and bottled
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Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
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Language is speaking you.
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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A little madness now and then is relished by the wisest men.
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 Please refrain from pissing in the gene pool.
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If you think you Cain, you might be Abel
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Stand up for what's right. Even if it's wrong.
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help me i've turned into paper
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If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
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Terror is what you make of it.
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Capitalism eats itself -- while you wait
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"Trying to defeat an ideology by killing individuals is like trying to save a marriage with a blowjob. It might buy you some time, but in the end it'll just suck" - Ze Frank
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The longer you're around the older you get.
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Grow your own. It's the new safe.
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Twang gard is fo yo helff
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I am the king of all iconoclasts
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if you think you're wrong, you're probably right.
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If you want to think independently, you must imitate me.
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Just because it kind of makes sense doesn't mean it's correct.
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this is certainly sort of strange
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And the Battle Raged on and on: fueled by the venom of hatred for mankind...
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy.
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The Californians are an idle thriftless people, and can make nothing for themselves.
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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Those who don't question their own beliefs probably shouldn't have any.
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Either you're with us, or you're giving us a damned good excuse to keep going
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OGLUM BAK GiT!
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every man is happy until happiness is suddenly a goal
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I hated popular things before hating popular things got popular.
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If voting actually worked then it would be against the law
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raise boys and girls the same way
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Everybody knows.
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Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
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Blessed are the trouble makers
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You'll see it when you believe it.
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I wasted this life on the Bodhisattva Promise, and all i got was YUO!
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ignorance is knowledge
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Enlightenment is masturbatory
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Capitalism only works in theory.
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Don't tread on me
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bad intentions can yield good results
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The man saw the boy with the binoculars.
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Without my ___________ I'd be just like everyone else.
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Your ego is biohazard
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There is more than one way to shave a cat:
but generally only one reason to do it
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Seems like we ain't got silver in out toungues but my pee is golden
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Watch out for CCTV cameras, but otherwise that idea is awesome.
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Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
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Think of hummingbirds as the flying penises of flowers
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You are the voice in your head.
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i suffer from a terminal disease called life
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Be the Chaos you want to see in the world!
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I started to correct my mistakes, but realized what I was doing in time.
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You are not your ego
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Do you a fever go to sleep and wake up as sleep,your worries will stay awake.
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a solid home base builds a sense of self
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