Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I'm sorry you're an alcoholic.
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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Be realistic, ask for the impossible.
#802 -16 = 186 - 202 - +
You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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The only thing worth doing with your time is wasting it
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Don't panic.
#1090 -16 = 175 - 191 - +
No man was ever so much deceived by another as by himself.
-Greville
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The Truth Hertz.
#4379 -32 = 110 - 142 - +
HIMEOBS - The Bakery is Open
#1423 -46 = 130 - 176 - +
Please use other door.
#2304 -25 = 133 - 158 - +
Protection when you least expect it
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Freedom is a lie, but lies will make you free.
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you had the opportunity to protest the bullshit Patriot Acts, the warrantless wiretapping, and the fact you know your neighbor's sister's boyfriend has been in trouble with the law only because his name is "Abdul."
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You better know
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We'll make you happy
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As one Judge said to another: `'Be Just, and if you can't be just be arbitrary.''
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Examine the following:
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I'm kickass...
and humble.
 
-Jack
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grass roots agitation is the only hope
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We are the music-makers. And we are the dreamers of the dreams.
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Don't think
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One should not act and speak as if one were asleep.
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Strike back against [terrorist/government] oppression!
Send pizza to the following address:
[write address here]
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labor is a life-destroying activity
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There IS something hiding in your closet.
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WE'RE PROBABLY NOT AS JUDGMENTAL AS YOU MIGHT THINK.
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Pretend this is Reality
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Everyone is wrong, but some of us are more correct than others.
#3591 -31 = 131 - 162 - +
you don't know about the future yet.........i don't think your'e gonna like the one your gonna get.
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ALL THAT RISES MUST CONVERGE.
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The only way to get money is from other people
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Roll again.
#3545 -17 = 151 - 168 - +
Heretics have the best barbecues!
#1411 -19 = 169 - 188 - +
Do you own your own reality tunnel?
#1059 -23 = 186 - 209 - +
If you meet the Gouda on the road, grill it.
#1711 -35 = 132 - 167 - +
Where in the Waste is the Wisdom?
#3188 -31 = 119 - 150 - +
technically the cup is always full whether it is with oxygen or water.
#4894 -19 = 118 - 137 - +
Oh dear, I've gone and inflated my ego.
#2200 -44 = 112 - 156 - +
The longer you're around the older you get.
#2704 -31 = 122 - 153 - +
"This sentence finds it embarassing to be red." (In green pen?)
#3738 -60 = 112 - 172 - +
If you disobey, we will increase funding for the Entertainments.
#1690 -27 = 90 - 117 - +
If you don't want to take one in the head, stop acting like a zombie
#4107 -26 = 228 - 254 - +
Those students who have become one with the universe will be allowed to go on and become two with the universe.
#2941 -16 = 136 - 152 - +
I always thought I subconsciously wanted to kill myself...
#1472 -26 = 128 - 154 - +
Don't stop believing, just don't limit your options.
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Everything is exactly what you think it is.
#3461 -23 = 142 - 165 - +
Think outside the book.
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I love you.
#1543 -30 = 146 - 176 - +
Why worry about the unknown when you don't know the now?
#3220 -47 = 129 - 176 - +
The Market demand escalation of all things because anything else is slavery.
#5346 -17 = 127 - 144 - +
decadence can be an end in itself
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Get a hat! Get a hairy hat!
#1310 -26 = 102 - 128 - +
I wasted this life on the Bodhisattva Promise, and all i got was YUO!
#1583 -19 = 124 - 143 - +
it is man's fate to outsmart himself
#1810 -30 = 131 - 161 - +
disgust is the appropriate response to most situations
#1023 -16 = 159 - 175 - +
Life's a gamble: are you just playing for pennies?
#1981 -32 = 125 - 157 - +
this is only a test
#3517 -44 = 138 - 182 - +
Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
#788 -30 = 153 - 183 - +
I'm fond of children--except for boys.
#1604 -26 = 184 - 210 - +
If you want to think independently, you must imitate me.
#4694 -21 = 116 - 137 - +
an alliance of ill lions, and they're marketing illusion
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Maximum capacity eight persons.
#2034 -21 = 185 - 206 - +
Warning: Do not mind the gap.
#3648 -46 = 112 - 158 - +
Reality without drugs would fuck anybody up
#2385 -15 = 151 - 166 - +
get fired. taste delicious.
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the medium is the mode
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Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.
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nobody is in charge
#2165 -16 = 184 - 200 - +
check the euclideanness of the geometry before entering the room
#4999 -22 = 116 - 138 - +
Proletarian revolutions are notably ineffective when the ruling class is composed of gods.
#2334 -29 = 108 - 137 - +
Guns don't kill people. Bullets do.
#1361 -38 = 130 - 168 - +
Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
-Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy
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Schplie!!!! at random
#4271 -41 = 143 - 184 - +
whoever wrote that last one is completely retarded
#5539 -27 = 68 - 95 - +
Procrastination is the thief of time.
-Edward Young
#2332 -27 = 107 - 134 - +
Life is a joke - death is the punchline
#1968 -35 = 122 - 157 - +
You do live in a foreign country, and you do speak with an accent.
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"Irrational" is the new "heretical."
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Bullshit is all some of us have got.
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All is one and 1 is the loneliest number.
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And I alone am returned to wag the tail.
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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If you dont know how much is '2+2', but knows that '7' is closer than 'green', than you have the answer and just don't know it.
#4360 -24 = 184 - 208 - +
Sense is made, not born.
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Therefore, knowing that you are merely human, do not assign yourself merit.
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Reason is the Illusion of Reality.
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Any sufficiently advanced postmodernism is indistinguishable from necrophilia.
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A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.

-Bill Vaughan
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To be happy living in this world, there are sides of the soul one must entirely paralyze.
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There is no evil, only suffering.
#3926 -20 = 163 - 183 - +
You are Holy in the wrong
#3261 -52 = 125 - 177 - +
THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM GOD
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Time is an illusion. lunch time doubly so.
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The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
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there are only 10 kinds of people who understand binary. those who do and those who don't.
#4415 -19 = 144 - 163 - +
Find your passion for apathy
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This is not simply entertainment.
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Blessed are the confused, for they shall be amused.
#4309 -14 = 174 - 188 - +
I only live about ten percent in this reality.
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fate is how your life looks backwards
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