Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I want to die like my father, quietly, in his sleep—not screaming and terrified like his passengers. — Bob Monkhouse
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Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
    Barry Switzer
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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I came to a conclusion earlier, which made me think. Why am I wanking to a conclusion?
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He can't be a man cause he does not smoke the same cigarettes as me
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ok, let's be serious for a moment and face it: any kind of vampirism, and i'm thinking of the capitalist kind, is high treason to humankind. we should treat it as such.
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If it weren’t for common courtesy, I’d rape the lot of you.
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Hey, you in the gray suit. Your wife is cheating on you.
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Keep up and be ahead
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Singular Souls Siphoning Shiva
this is the holy dance which ends the world
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Harry Potter is the Jesus for our age.
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Remember the . . . what was it again?
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you had the opportunity to protest the bullshit Patriot Acts, the warrantless wiretapping, and the fact you know your neighbor's sister's boyfriend has been in trouble with the law only because his name is "Abdul."
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That sickening feeling when you realize you've lost your cellphone will soon be permanent
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it's just an accident that your parents are your parents
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I am the king of all iconoclasts
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you will never hear a vegan on a ham radio
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My powers are beyond your understanding!
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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Laugh
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To be the best, you must LOSE YOUR MIND.
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The Zombie Apocalypse starts at home.
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You're standing in it now.
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reduce humans
reuse child labor
recycle your organs
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Could I interest you in a pet rock?
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Shit sucks, don't it?
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then a lamentable faculty arose in their spirits, that of seeing stupidity and no longer being able to tolerate it. - G. flaubert
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The hidden factor may be you.
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Reduce Distill Purify Teach
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Only happy people get to be happy.
Go cry somewhere.
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suk up and pop
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no end finding curious or interesting pages that eat away time, never knowing if that time could be better spent... until you spend it and find out!
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To be happy is a new notion
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a name means a lot just by itself
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There is nothing to worry about, ever, really!
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not. What is it?
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The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
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There ain't no justice
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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Then why do you do it?
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Time is a great teacher, but it kills all its pupils.
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Never give an inch!
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96% of people believe made-up statistics, just like this one.
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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The worst you can do is kill me. What I can do to you, however, is far more horrifying. I Can wake you up.
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cats are goddesses who are seceretly cotrolling you
 
just think on it.
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Many Tyrants become clowns, but few clowns become tyrants
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I believe there's nothing to believe. Listen to franz ferdinand.
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Universal quantifications are always wrong.
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keep your eyes open
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You can only build an identity out of the memes you have been presented with.
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My inner child can beat up your inner child.
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I've heard it said that beliefs are like assholes; everybody has one. That being said, I wish to inform you all, that my asshole, is the one true asshole!
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Just give up and go crazy.
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Buddha made me do it.
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If you don't control your mind, someone else will.
-John Allston
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Think about if what you write down is actually clever.
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Don't beg for the right to live, take it.
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Save yourself FOR the salvation army?
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teenager i'm coming for zou (23LX631)
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That which is not forbidden is mandatory.
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strong emotional attachment stems from basic insecurity
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Did your fork eat you with that butt?
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If fancy isn't normative, then what is love?
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Looks like someone divided by zero.
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teasing people sexually can have ugly consequences
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as with all men, his lot was to live in bad times.
          - j. l. Borges
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He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
-Benjamin Franklin
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Atheists are the most religious people you'll ever met.
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The best part about Cartesan Dualism is the existential relief one feels when they reason that it is actually absurd.
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THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH TIME YOU WASTED READING THIS
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on plobzar, all the politicians are green.
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If you want it, do it.
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A CONFUSION IS JUST WHEN YOU START THINKING
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The friend of your friend is your enemy.
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Can you hear me now?
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The best teddy bears are the live kind.
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Life is the stuff that happens to you while you're making other plans.
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I WOULD LIKE TO ASSERT DIRECT CONTROL OF ANYTHING THAT CAN PET CHAO. CHAO MUST DEVELOP A GOOD HEART.
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My, don't we all look _smashing_ in red.
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lol, marginalized prophets.
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To criticize the incompetent is easy; to criticize the competent is difficult.
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For a good time, please call 000.
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ensure that your life stays in flux
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DOWN WITH DISEASE
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HAIL TETRIS!
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Do what keepeth thou from wilting shall be the law of the Hole.
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You've caught an even atom tan
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If Cthulhu calls... let the machine pick it up.
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The Crusades were the product of brand loyalty.
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WARNING: Reading this sign is forbidden.
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Seems like we ain't got silver in out toungues but my pee is golden
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People don't kill terrorists, guns do: SUPPORT OUR RIFLES!
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Like the Universe, this sentence cannot be stricken from ever existing.
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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The world doesn't stop just because you are having a shitty day.
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Anti-lost is pro-found.
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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Being who you are is it's own punishment.
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Do not open this door under any circumstances.
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