There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy.
Nothing knits man to man like the frequent passage from hand to hand of cash.
-Walter Richard Sickert
“A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will end”—and in the meantime it is good to drink vodka.
He that leaveth nothing to chance will do few things ill, but he will do very few things.
MONEY DOESN'T BUY HAPPINESS. IT JUST BRIBES MISERY TO GO AWAY AND BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE FOR A WHILE.
Hypocrisy has saved us from many bad ideas that might otherwise have been practiced as well as preached.
power for those who can fuck it
freedom for those who can fight it
sex for those who can buy it
television today never lies
The wages of sin are death! (of course, After taxes, it's really more of a tired feeling....)
"We think that a powerful and vigorous movement is impossible without differences — "true conformity" is possible only in the cemetery."
- Joseph Stalin.
Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run away and take cover.
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