Semi Official Memebomb Archive

So, read any good books lately?
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Your mental conditions are not that interesting
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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I play Russian roulette in my head every day
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Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes
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Don't be fooled by appearances; I am a surveillance camera.
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of the Environment
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Reality is a work in progress.
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ENJOY WITHOUT CAUTION.
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We find the defendant innocent by reason of being generally clueless.
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Home is where the disease is
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'Authority' is the policeman in your head, not the policeman on your street.
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We should build an Intel processor out of penguins.
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Extungished moralaty is selfestead Punishment...
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Remember: As a whole we are just a mute a away from asshole
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The future ain't what it used to be.
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Save yourself from the salvation army.
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If you're not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate.
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Duck
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Capitalism: If it feels like you're stealing, then you're doing it right.
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Horniness is a quintessential example of hope.
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Those who make peaceful revolution possible make violent revolution necessary
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fun is my function
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it's crucial to have an active fantasy life
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If you don't want to take one in the head, stop acting like a zombie
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this is a interdistraction
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Congratulations: You have seen this message before the agents of oppression managed to remove it.
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In the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D....
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Sorry Mario, but your princess is just another castle.
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If the cap fits, your head's the right size
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We don't have an oversight problem. We have an undersight problem.
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Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music, and they hit each other.
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Grate with purpose
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You are a product.
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Sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers.
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Spacetime isn't curved, it's positively bent.
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maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maps, maaaaaaaaaps, wonderful maps...
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There is no such thing as a stupid question until you ask it. -tgwtg- (ask him)
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Blessed are the confused, for they shall be amused.
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Surrealism aims at the total transformation of the mind and all that resembles it.
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The Crazy is everywhere and getting stronger.
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Empty Heart, Empty Mind, Empty Soul - VACANCY!!
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When was the first time you felt great?
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His argument follows like a pedophile to an ice cream truck.
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Not all addicts do drugs.
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Don't let the pigs separate our culture from our politics. oops
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Do you believe or just believe that you believe?
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This is not simply entertainment.
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That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all.
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I shit you not.
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Head Your mind!
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The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability.
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We should all quit whinging.
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Science is a cult
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If money is a protocol for interchange, why is the world economy in a recession?
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You've been watching us but we've been watching you. Who are you with?
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timidity is laughable
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Poking shit with a stick accomplishes nothing, except makes it smell even worse.
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Don't worry. Baldrick has a cunning plan.
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If you can read this, you're not drinking enough poison
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Well, what's wrong with a little destruction?
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HIMEOBS: Dude, where's my spysat?
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First rule of traffic: An red octagonal sign is incapable of stopping a moving vehicle
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Go places.
Do things
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"you should not believe everything that you see on the internet" -abraham lincoln
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YOU ARE NOW NO LONGER FULLY AUTOMATED.
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In every destructive impulse, there is also a creative one.
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Laugh at this sentence, please.
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Everybody needs a little love sometime; stop mudding and fall in love!
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your parents didn't give you life, but they did bring you to the world. forgive them though; they probably didn't mean it
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I am no longer infected
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I promise... Or not.. Or do... Whatever.
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It feels great to wake up and not know what day it is, doesn't it?
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We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are.
-Anais Nin
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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THIS REVOLUTION IS ONE-HUNDRED PER CENT GOVERNMENT APPROVED
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Shoving feathers up your butt doesn't make you a chicken
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unleash infinity
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The best way to move forward is to stand still.
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If you meet the Gouda on the road, grill it.
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Freedom isn't everyone's cup of tea.
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emotional responses ar as valuable as intellectual responses
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I will be back in 10 years from now to delete this message. I promise.
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Do or do not there is no try. Is not trying doing in parts?
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Capitalism: That hypnotic, trance-like music that keeps them dancing on the backs of the bruised.
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Their planet's surface is characterized by a ceaseless wind much like the kind made by speaking through loose fitting dentures or the nocturnal nostril noises of snoring somnambulists.
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Beware of falling hammers
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I'm always having premonitions way too late.
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A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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salvation can't be bought and sold
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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When in danger or in doubt: run in circles, scream and shout.
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The revolution will be the same
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When Cthulhu calls, he calls collect.
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Don't believe you know - know you believe
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One doesn't have to enjoy themselves to be happy
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Nietzsche thought he was the Antichrist or Dionysus, but that was after the syphilis crossed the blood-brain barrier.
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All generalisations are false
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