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I think you came to late.
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mastarbation is the best way to build and practice your imagination
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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You're on reality TV, quick, do something cool!
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The scum of the earth lurk in dark hallways
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Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.
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Where do your ideas come from?
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blame is a shortcut to hell
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This is not mind control, ...............................Think about it. _Mad Poet
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California dreaming blame Hofmann
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You do not read what I wrote.
I dID not write what you read.
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Everybody farts in the same language.
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Less is a possibilty
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Del Mar: Where poverty is neither a philosophy nor a way of life.
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Standing up for "small" things can be just as important as "big" things are to others.
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Discordia is the study of MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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THE MACHINE STOPS, BUT THE ROBOT IS DREAMING
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earth is turning,
and heaven is buring.
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You are not your ego
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Nothing compares to the great joy when you show up to work at your new job an hour early, the early morning, except for the feeling when you realize that the sun doesn't usually rise in the west...
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Somebody you spoke to recently is stalking you.
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If you do that you have a chance of dying
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Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives does not consist of what happened, but of what men believe happened.
-Gerald W. Johnston
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Convictions cause convicts.
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Please use your natural reaction.
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spending too much time on self-improvement is antisocial
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The Delta-United Ring Formation Theory states that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
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HAIL THIS GOURD! -Q
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Everything is real, the false things are just a different kind of reality
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History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.
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Cecile Grace Janvier
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Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
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faithfulness is a social not a biological law
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If you meet a man with a gun in the road, hide your Buddhahood.
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what's stopping you?
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i THINK THEREFORE I AM, ONLINE.
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I am always right. Except when I'm left, or bluffing.
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If you're not confused, you're ignorant.
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It's not that they die, but that they die like sheep.
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There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
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you read my fucking mind
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there's nothing redeeming in toil
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Peace is a graveyard.
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The only difference between us is that I wrote this and you are reading it.
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What nepotism is to dharma, despotism is to karma...
--Thus spake Sujata D.
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Instant opinion:
Malice generally is stupidity.
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You won't meet Buddha on the road.
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Don't fart then inhale it
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Look where all this talking got us, baby.
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We have this area under surveillance
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Laughter is never inappropriate.
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What if the doctor told you you only had 50 more years to live?
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Nothing so much prevents our being natural as the desire to seem so.
-François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld
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Do you think that went well?
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Being good at being stupid doesn't count.
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You're just saying that because you disagree with me.
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This is a message from the past. RSVP.
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Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites.
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Preserve disorder
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strength.
-Eric Hoffer
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Gravity is gay and Electro-magnetism is straight.
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It's quite easy to reason logically and still be wrong.
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The Rule of Fives states that all things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly related to five. The Rule of Fives is never wrong.
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With age, ignorant altruism looks more and more like calculated wickedness.
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if martians were psychologists they would have described the mars rovers as : curious, solitary creatures with a strong passion for the rocks ("rockofillia"). analyzing behaviors is pointless and unscientific.
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to disagree presupposes moral integrity
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discordia lumine maior
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Your mother was lying
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They never tell you about all the other little engines that couldn't
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Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
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Pain unlike pleasure wears no mask.
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Everything is true; everything else is bullshit.
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RESIST THIS IMPULSE
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If the world seems to be getting smaller, your stupidity is increasing
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What will you be forgotten as?
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Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde
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Every time God kills a kitten, a gay couple marries.
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Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
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Hail Damage Repair!
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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Thank God for Existenialism.
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Stop believing, start thinking.
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You SHOULD have picked door number 2!
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rechanneling destructive impulses is a sign of maturity
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This sign is not for you.
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Liking is not enough; we must share. Willing is not enough; we must post
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You know it's a bad morning when you get up out of bed and miss the floor.
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Robots bleed red
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SMASH THE STATE OF MIND
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Perversion is a state of mind.
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We're sorry, the universe is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please (?force) accept this beautiful body (?meat-cage). Enlightenment is loading...
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DO NOT BELIEF
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Ave, Imperator, morituri te salutant...
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even your family can betray you
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There is no Truth here.
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The one who loves the least, controls the relationship.
-Robert Anthony
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19februholidamned
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it's better to be a good person than a famous person
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