Semi Official Memebomb Archive

While playing Resident Evil, you turned into what you were just killing.
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Bitches be bitches or HOES, SLUTS AND SHIT.
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Don't complain if you do nothing.
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It's easy to believe in Providence when your side is winning.
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After all this time... don't wash my blood off of your hands!
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transmute pain into love, love into lust, lust into rain. yeah, make it rain for me please! I'm locked up in a mental hospital because obviously i am out of my fucking mind.
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Never trust translation programs online - they mislead you - happend to me often!
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Shoving feathers up your butt doesn't make you a chicken
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Your brain is itchy
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dying and coming back gives you considerable perspective
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Try Dying.
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It’s mystery all the way down.
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Stare at each eye in the mirror, over and over. You can't see yourself move
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"IT'S 2012: DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR GODS ARE?"
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You now have Asian Flu.
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PRETEND THIS says the one thing that would make you question your beliefs
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Don't worry: all will be obscured in time
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I just talked with Jesus with my Ouija board, he told me to tell you "Sup"
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scratch'n'sniff
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if you look closely, you'll see what I'm making you look for
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I'll let god decide whether god exists or not.
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IF Chaos is order and order is Chaos is there chaos and order or just existence without definition
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Moderation is... luke-warm tea, the devils own brew!
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GET OFF THE INTERNET AND DO SOMETHING
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what can i type here that would make you think?
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FUCK SPARTA!
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One should not act and speak as if one were asleep.
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The purpose of accepting authority is to learn to outgrow it.
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Fuck the whales, save the banks!
#3504 -16 = 137 - 153 - +
to whom it may concern,
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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Stop reading, start thinking.
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(what if) God created Man because he wanted a worthy adversary(?)
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Don't keep time: it's not yours.
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truth is the biggest lie in the universe
#4493 -28 = 110 - 138 - +
Security Through Obscurity
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Sure, you say you like mysticism but when I sacrifice your cat you get all weird on me.
#5279 -20 = 114 - 134 - +
A real human being is like this comparison.
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Utopia, why?
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The only way to get money is from other people
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zombies like you
#4117 -21 = 131 - 152 - +
Accept it, push it to the back of your mind.
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I want your money back.
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All is well, watch the days go by.
#680 -23 = 125 - 148 - +
I wish I could go home right now; there is nothing to do here.
#1585 -8 = 206 - 214 - +
Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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When in danger or in doubt: run in circles, scream and shout.
#4200 -20 = 101 - 121 - +
Is this enough validation for your insecurities?
#1788 -26 = 141 - 167 - +
I want this statement to be false.
#5248 -22 = 106 - 128 - +
YOU will live forever!
#4218 -32 = 105 - 137 - +
You're a great actor!
#3375 -25 = 115 - 140 - +
The primary difference between the stage magician and the practitioner of the occult is that the magician uses illusion and misdirection to deceive an audience, while the occultist uses illusion and misdirection to deceive himself.
#2751 -14 = 130 - 144 - +
Corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists.
#4333 -35 = 159 - 194 - +
the dishonest sage tells you he is lying
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The darkest aspect of human nature: We are often afraid of the Light.
#4954 -12 = 119 - 131 - +
Just because it's not wrong doesn't make it right.
#1909 -24 = 150 - 174 - +
Unemployment is not a disease; so it has no cure
#3023 -33 = 89 - 122 - +
Self improvement is masturbation
#2456 -19 = 121 - 140 - +
The end of this sentence is false, but the beginning of it is true.
#4242 -10 = 159 - 169 - +
He gives twice who gives promptly.
-Publilius Syrus
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We may be cheap, but we ain't free.
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Heaven must be hell if you're afraid of heights.
#5219 -17 = 106 - 123 - +
I SUPPORT THE WAR, JUST NOT THE TROOPS
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Evolve! The monkeys are catching up!
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Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow
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The Revolution will be commercial free.
#2769 -19 = 143 - 162 - +
killing is unavoidable but nothing to be proud of
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Christ's teachings are in the public domain.
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To be written on elevator doors: "You are now trapped"
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If you take too long in deciding what to do with your life, you'll find you've done it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Oh dear, I've gone and inflated my ego.
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I don't want to believe this statement.
#5249 -7 = 101 - 108 - +
Being the most uninteresting person in the world makes you interesting
#816 -36 = 97 - 133 - +
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-Albert Einstein
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You are now trapped.
#3271 -33 = 191 - 224 - +
If you can relate to this statement you've probably lied to yourself today at least once.
#5450 -8 = 128 - 136 - +
WARNING: Beware warning signs.
#4175 -13 = 170 - 183 - +
"I begged Eris for mercy, and the power to be victorious. I only got one."
-Foxius
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Disregard this line of text and everything after/before; I think it's nonsense
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I believe in a Free™ world.
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I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs--like customs officials.
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You go Yahweh, Allah go mine.
#3311 -11 = 153 - 164 - +
Let's go stomp those weirdies for Jesus!
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No reason to get excited, the thief, he kindly spoke,
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I love you too.
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randy savage died for your sins
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Attitude is no substitute for aptitude
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This is the end
of the
end
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The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
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You might be a discordian if... your sense of humor has brought you to the attention of the nsa.
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practice random acts
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raise boys and girls the same way
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The universe is laughing behind your back.
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For him to get a clue would require heroic implant surgery.
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One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Flu Fish
#4046 -20 = 109 - 129 - +
You do not read what I wrote.
I dID not write what you read.
#5355 -19 = 92 - 111 - +
Twang gard is fo yo helff
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you're not important. Lucky you.
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there is HIMEOBS in my carpet
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