Semi Official Memebomb Archive

zed bed a loola, she's my baby...
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do you fuck your fork with that mouth or do you fuck your mouth with that fork?
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meme is what a child yells when raising their hand to be chosen
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Fill in the blank: I'm always ______ myself.
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Show me a man who knew no pain or suffering as a child, and i'll show you a man who has nothing to contribute to society.
~Robert Brown
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Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension.
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hate humanity. love people
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An honest politician is a national calamity.
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I like going to the park and watching the children run around, because they don't know I'm using blanks. Emo Philips
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ideals are replaced by conventional goals at a certain age
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Warning: Discourse May Lead You Astray
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anyone with judgement in their mind has no love in their heart
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lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
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If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
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something terrible happens when people wake up
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The only historically justified tactic is extremist innovation.
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Actions speak louder than words... but nothing speaks louder than they who take no action
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be eristic in the face of anerisms
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ice cream is never the wrong decision
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His argument follows like a pedophile to an ice cream truck.
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You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
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God made me an atheist.
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We watch the pain, over and over again.
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Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite.
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The police are your friends.
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The fact that other people may not be assertive doesn't mean I shouldn't be.
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God is an excuse.
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do spites get mad when you just laugh at their warning signs?
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outside a repository for art: "But . . . is it an art museum?"
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i support the right to say stupid shit.
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It's true what they say about women. It's an irregular plural.
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Impeach the constitution
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Are you happy? If not, why?
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Kill time before it kills you!
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its a nameless dirt road that leads to the mother- lode, it's not even a path it's just the thinnest part of the grass
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true freedom is frightful
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DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, REALITY ENDS HERE
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Everybody is only thinking about themselves, only i AM thinking about myself.
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Forcefully doing nothing.
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If you have to ask, you're not allowed to know.
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Statistically you are rather a terrorist than a victim of terror.
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Truth is wherever you look for it, in exactly the same place where falseness likes to hide, there are only so many hiding places.
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It's OK to want or need something from someone else
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"there are 63 genders and i am mayonase"
Th3 r3sp0n53?
"I am hillery clinton, and this message is important"
 
 
De4th t0 p0l1t1c5.
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Objectively speaking, you ARE an object. Subjectively speaking, I AM a subject.
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if you have many desires your life will be interesting
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evolution continues with each and every new generation
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Where there is power there is resistance.
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The appearance of any real communication from me is actually the Laws of Fives in effect.
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There Is No Friend Anywhere.
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This sign is not self-referential.
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Life's a gamble: are you just playing for pennies?
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It is not down on any map; true places never are.
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A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-Thomas Carruthers
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If you rape a prostitute, is it shoplifting?
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All men are created equal, some more equal than others.
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
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Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow.
-Goethe
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Enlightenment won't save you any more than God will.
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there's nothing redeeming in toil
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It's easy to believe in Providence when your side is winning.
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YOUR MIND IS UNDER CONTROL
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Give me liberty or give them death!
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This is not a meme.
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somebody stop me. please.
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It's hard being yourself while everybody is watching.
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
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Could I interest you in a pet rock?
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Clap your hands if you believe in the Federal Reserve
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Use only as directed.
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You go Yahweh, Allah go mine.
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Plan early, plan twice
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Fight Me
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You grok?
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That which is not forbidden is mandatory.
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Atheists just don't have soul man.
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The only thing worth doing with your time is wasting it
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categorizing fear is calming
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The plural of “anecdote” is not “data”.
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Corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists.
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POSTED: Posting posted signs is forbidden, especially for purposes of forbidding hunting or trespassing.
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You are now trapped.
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Hope kills; despair is only tiresome.
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Just because it's counter culture doesn't mean it's true
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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now Flyn all around, it turns out to be a little bit of a strange maniac, but still loves the sound.
but there b4 have been really Nothing alowed to spit on. but a green mass.... , Greetings !!!
seems to know a higher intiligence since using Voltairs ^^
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Fight For Freedom, not "Freedom"
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You wrote this while you were drunk.
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Pain = stupidity
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being broke is childish
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Keep up and be ahead
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We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
-La Rochefoucauld
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A Monk climbed to the top of a mountain to find himself, and he found he was an asshole
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starvation is nature's way
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There is no help.
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Percepi et esse.
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http://principiadiscordia.com/memebombs/kwotes.pl?action=show&id=5478
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a true class system for dungeons and dragons must be based on specializing an attribute. More complex classes are made by combining these.
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This is Not an Exist.
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5 billion religious people and they can't get a conclusive answer on life after death.
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