If you're trying to choose between two theories and one gives you an excuse for being lazy, the other one is probably right.
Your paradigm is so intrinsic to your mental process that you are hardly aware of its existence, until you try to communicate with someone with a different paradigm.
- Donella Meadows
Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
From: Half Man Half Biscuit: 99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd - lyrics http://www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/back-in-the-dhss/99-of-gargoyles-look-like-bob-todd/#ixzz1BbpLeWP5
really rugged, ghetto looking graffiti with messages like:
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
FATHERHOOD IS A JOY
CHILDREN ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL
Quantum Express: When you absolutely, positively, don't know where it's going or when it needs to be there.
Lawyers are basically PiÃ±atas filled with civil liberties instead of candy. The party has started, don't worry about a blindfold.
We know where you are. We know where you've been. We can more or less know what you're thinking about.
He's reaching for perspective and found this place. The poor bastard.
My god, that's a terrifying thought.Like reaching for a life preserver, and finding a six foot tall penis with rows and rows of razor sharp teeth on its tentacles.
If you are pissed off, frustrated, annoyed and confused, congratulations. You are about to learn something.
You know that opinions are like assholes (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
no problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from. - Linus [in 'Peanuts']
first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
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