Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Life is the stuff that happens to you while you're making other plans.
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An unbreakable heart isn't worth having.
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When you die, can I have your dreams and ideas?
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Magick is the technology of the unconscious.
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When you dont know where you going, you never loose the way.
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What are you doing out here? Haven't you heard about the curfew?
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This is where i get off.
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if you live simply there is nothing to worry about
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There is some fiction in your truth, and some truth in your fiction.
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Leap before you look
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You can't have too much ambiguity.
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Don't speculate on a mirror.
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mastarbation is the best way to build and practice your imagination
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Why don't you come down from your cross, take the wood, build a bridge, and get over it?
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You can only build an identity out of the memes you have been presented with.
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Now walk 30 steps southwest.
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Swing Dancing means never having to say "I'm sorry"
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Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
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kill your idols befor they kill you
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If you want to see yourself in action, record your dreams.
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So, read any good books lately?
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It is better to deserve honours and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.
-Mark Twain
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Refuse to be terrorized, people!
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You aren't just paranoid, the universe *is* trying to fuck with you
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How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
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"Newfags can't triforce"?
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explain that.
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i am the shit! now, if you will excuse me, i have to run, however, i am always flushed with your every suck-cess!
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Virginity can be cured.
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fear is the greatest incapacitator
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No more lip from you, bub.
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ideals are replaced by conventional goals at a certain age
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"you should not believe everything that you see on the internet" -abraham lincoln
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Now is all you have.
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recluses always get weak
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If a tree falls in the forest, and no-one is around to hear it... is God omnipresent?
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Thousands upon thousands are yearly brought into a state of real poverty by their great anxiety over not to be thought poor.
-Robert Mallett
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Look at the finger!!
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Every time the organ grinder plays, the monkey gets the itch to dance.
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Why don't you mind?!
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Secret to long life and prosperity: Don't spin too fast.
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No one can tell you're faking it, too.
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Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
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Discordianism: Paint Thinner for the Soul.
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Always remember that you're unique.
Just like everyone else.
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Suffering is Optional...
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Too much Freedom can be extremely unpleasant.
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Did you poop my pants or did my poop pants in MY poop?
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A soldier is a man who underwent dehumanization so that he may be a weapon, for a weapon that questions the implications of it's use is of no use at all.
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they shoot presidents, don't they?
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Optimism is easy if you ignore everything and drink a lot.
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I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
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I do hesitate to ask.
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If you are going through hell, keep going. Winston Churchill
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The quality of mercy is not strgynjdv
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Read less, live more.
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The only thing worth doing with your time is wasting it
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big brother is not watching me
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Take a picture, it'll last longer.
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You know it's a bad morning when you get up out of bed and miss the floor.
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I'm a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from man.
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Scarcity increases value. Stop carrying phones.
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if there was no money, we would all be rich.
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people won't behave if they have nothing to lose
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The dream we have whilst awake is the fork in the road we at first avoid, but then after realising there's no other option, reluctantly take - The path is as endless as the hopes within the dreamer.
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In this world, truth can wait; she's used to it.
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am able to take a lot!
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Things you own end up owning you
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Mentaly there is no fear that knows a limit !
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gutenteit heimenpopper
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I think you had better start lining your hat with tinfoil.
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Nothing Is true, Everything Is permitted
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Attention:
Do not sit down, there is still much to do.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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There ain't no justice
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The hidden factor may be you.
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Such Oddacity.
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Ave, Imperator, morituri te salutant...
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The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
-Jim Rohn
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PENIS BUTTER AND KY JELLY SANDWICH?
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Don't try to do no thinking
Just go on with your drinking
And have your fun
You old son of a gun
And drive home in your lincoln-
Fz&TMOI
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I'M WANTED FOR LIFE SO NOW I'M GONE FOR GOOD.
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to be is not to be
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Grate with purpose
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Civilization is sterilization.
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Nemo me impune lacessit.
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What is this, some kind of slogan?
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do robots dream of electronic beeps?
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Few things work up an appetite like good, wholesome, sadomasochistic sex.
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That makes sense
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you relished being a dumb American rather than an informed world inhabitant.
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REMEMBER TO DOT YOUR TEETH AND CROSS YOUR EYES!
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Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
 
Bertrand Russell
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...And the possibility of winding up alone is so threatening and suffocating and overwhelming that you think, maybe I should just roll with it.
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look above the wind.
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is Joe apart of Nixon's Plumbers Union?
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Preparedness damages resourcefulness.
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salvation is when you stop hoping for it.
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a true class system for dungeons and dragons must be based on specializing an attribute. More complex classes are made by combining these.
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Never sign a contract including any of the phrases "sort of", kind of", or "and stuff".
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I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
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