Semi Official Memebomb Archive

check the euclideanness of the geometry before entering the room
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Imprint your reality here.
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Stare at each eye in the mirror, over and over. You can't see yourself move
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A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested.
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Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
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abstraction is a type of decadence
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The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
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The Earth Will Shake.
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Look up.
(written on the sidewalk)
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Your smile or your life
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The television will not be revolutionized.
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OUT OFN ORDER
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you're it, no backsies
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Why didn't you?
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If you're not part of the solution or the problem, then you're a pawn.
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boredom makes you do crazy things
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There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
-Oscar Wilde
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Make it so!
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BELIEVING KILLS
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Curiosity killed the cat, or that's what we assume as it never came back.
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A little pain actually hurt everyone who has experienced a little pain.
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Everything you know... is just that.
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You knew she was lying when you didn't see blood
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Bureaucrats cut red tape — lengthwise.
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I will never lie to you.
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Hatred may breed contempt, but ignorance invites it in for dinner.
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If it werent for common courtesy, Id rape the lot of you.
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After all this time... don't wash my blood off of your hands!
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Nature never deceives us; it is always we who deceive ourselves.
-Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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Don't get even. Get odd.
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Being proud of how many books you've read is the surest sign you haven't read nearly enough.
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The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
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You took my breath away and now I want it back.
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Grate with purpose
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in case of confusion, don't blame me for telling you to be confusing me, you are confusing me !
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It's never too late to start.
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We're sorry, this sign is currently out of order.
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Your weakness is money in their bank.
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ALL THAT RISES MUST CONVERGE.
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Peace is a graveyard.
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they shoot presidents, don't they?
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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Generally speaking, women are.
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Amerika is just another Latin dictatorship
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thinking too much can only cause problems
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This isn't all true.
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Guns Protect Killers.
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 Please refrain from pissing in the gene pool.
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Is the earth really rotating, or did i not drink enough ?
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There is where you say something stupid.
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You'll appreciate the environment much more when you're not allowed out of your house.
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Do you ever feel like putting your fist through a window just so you can feel something?
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Rejoin the human race.
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One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
-Robert Heinlein
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Don't try to do no thinking
Just go on with your drinking
And have your fun
You old son of a gun
And drive home in your lincoln-
Fz&TMOI
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In my world poo taste sweet.
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"Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority."
-Thomas H. Huxley
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Please press any door to continue
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Care with higiene. Don't tap the future after tablets, hum if your present is pigeons clouds. They shit on it, and taping pigeon shit is non-higiene place.
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i used to be religious, but then i discovered hotdogs.
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Dreadlocks: the only hairstyle That's also a workout routine.
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The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime.
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Some people in this country dont have maps
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Browsers for Genocide
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mastarbation is the best way to build and practice your imagination
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Please save the monsters who are getting killed
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You are the opposition!
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morals are for little people
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the revolution will not realised
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this is a interdistraction
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there is *no* conspiracy. the government *is* out to get us.
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There is no more revolution;
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Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
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Your ego is biohazard
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I don't believe in reason, objective reality or collective farming.
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when something terrible happens people wake up
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taking a strong stand publicizes the opposite position
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No you don't understand, see you don't understand...
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We'll make you happy
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Hunger is the mother of beauty
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The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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Luck is not a factor. Hope is not a strategy. Fear is not an option.
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In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.
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opacity is an irresistible challenge
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can-I-help-you's
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Tax is more addictive than crack.
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i just tooted. nope, that was doodoo.
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Live without dead time [time of boredom, time at work] - enjoy without chains.
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Only happy people get to be happy.
Go cry somewhere.
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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Heute die Welt, Morgens das Sonnensystem!
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To find fault is easy; to do better may be difficult.
-Plutarch
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Stop reading, start thinking.
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technology will make or break us
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My mess is a life
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what can i type here that would make you think?
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here in america, people (who may be your neighbors) still worship the sun.
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Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
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If you fuck the system without protection something nasty is bound to happen.
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if you live simply there is nothing to worry about
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