Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
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A love of capitalism is symptomatic of a oedipal complex.
#3920 -10 = 128 - 138 - +
WE KNOW IT WAS YOU
#3094 -19 = 120 - 139 - +
Thank you for your contribution to the mainstream
#2616 -6 = 143 - 149 - +
Jesus popped his mother's cherry.
#5393 -19 = 75 - 94 - +
stupid people shouldn't breed
#2570 -6 = 157 - 163 - +
FREEDOM IS A VERB
#3602 -11 = 468 - 479 - +
Like many of the finer things in life, sex often comes with a side of fries.
#1984 -12 = 98 - 110 - +
I will never lie to you.
#1584 -7 = 123 - 130 - +
Common sense is neither.
#5071 -18 = 64 - 82 - +
Any given program, when running, needs debugging. Any debugged program is obsolete.
#731 -11 = 100 - 111 - +
You'll never be as young as you are right now.
#3372 -28 = 105 - 133 - +
Break a pattern today.
#857 -31 = 104 - 135 - +
This is a mindjacking!
#2900 -5 = 160 - 165 - +
fly's undone.
#1256 -30 = 92 - 122 - +
The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
#2806 -200 = 679 - 879 - +
You know, the fact that you are even reading this is completely by random chance.
OH MY GOD, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!
#3329 -38 = 95 - 133 - +
To err is human; to forgive is not company policy.
#2979 -5 = 145 - 150 - +
Hunger is the mother of beauty
#4741 -11 = 105 - 116 - +
All law and order is a temporary accident.
#4775 -21 = 57 - 78 - +
Make weirdness normal.
#2016 -12 = 136 - 148 - +
Everybody wants freedom for himself and prison for the others
#5196 -8 = 94 - 102 - +
Difference engenders hate.
#1017 -18 = 141 - 159 - +
Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
#2122 -18 = 114 - 132 - +
Surgeon General's Warning: independent thought is hazardous to the establishment.
#2586 -23 = 409 - 432 - +
when something terrible happens people wake up
#3174 -14 = 119 - 133 - +
If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.
#1675 -38 = 303 - 341 - +
Convictions cause convicts.
#953 -21 = 91 - 112 - +
Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
#2557 -30 = 82 - 112 - +
Don't worry, be metal
#5148 -31 = 86 - 117 - +
Free
#4276 -35 = 125 - 160 - +
Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
#1084 -13 = 125 - 138 - +
Whenever I hear the word "culture", it makes me want to reach for my revolver.
#3186 -50 = 83 - 133 - +
 People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.
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This is part of a dream you're going to have tonight
#4310 -13 = 120 - 133 - +
Go with your instinct on problem number 5.
#4138 -10 = 150 - 160 - +
Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
#5002 -6 = 146 - 152 - +
Warning: Discourse May Lead You Astray
#3058 -22 = 118 - 140 - +
The best things in life are imaginary
#4830 -16 = 83 - 99 - +
Why didn't you?
#3212 -29 = 100 - 129 - +
Imagine a world without Religion.
Now live in it.
#1748 -26 = 99 - 125 - +
If any of you loved me, you'd kill yourselves in my honor.
#1633 -12 = 81 - 93 - +
Huh, turns out that - WAS - poison!
#4989 -7 = 98 - 105 - +
Is the earth really rotating, or is it me not drunk enough ?
#5368 -4 = 103 - 107 - +
A conclusion is simply where you stopped thinking
#590 374 = 1494 - 1120 - +
Keep your mouth shut, bugs are about.
#1918 -25 = 96 - 121 - +
The best things in life are ridiculous.
#2638 -20 = 591 - 611 - +
knowing yourself lets you understand others
#1930 -33 = 64 - 97 - +
"did I do that?"
     -Steve urkel
#5415 -21 = 82 - 103 - +
Fuck em if they cant take a joke.
#4968 -13 = 329 - 342 - +
We thank you for the inconvenience.
#3112 -21 = 151 - 172 - +
Ever see 'THEM'?
#1171 -39 = 88 - 127 - +
Please go away.
#2297 -7 = 109 - 116 - +
mostly you should mind your own business
#2077 -37 = 112 - 149 - +
Liberty was that thing you lost when you relished being a dumb American rather than an informed world inhabitant.
#3779 -8 = 98 - 106 - +
I don't believe in reason, objective reality or collective farming.
#1502 -24 = 159 - 183 - +
Why will you forget this message ever existed?
#3219 -33 = 96 - 129 - +
love to see it happen
#5237 -28 = 71 - 99 - +
Somebody, somewhere, thinks you are scum.
#2520 -25 = 128 - 153 - +
As long as the music's loud enough, we won't hear the world falling apart.
#767 -24 = 96 - 120 - +
Everybody is equal here. It's just some people are more equal than others.
#1177 -13 = 116 - 129 - +
Has to happen to somebody.
#3587 -20 = 91 - 111 - +
Good news!
It's Terminal!
#3582 -13 = 185 - 198 - +
Guns don't kill people. Bullets do.
#1361 -28 = 104 - 132 - +
The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
-Jim Rohn
#2802 -32 = 140 - 172 - +
It’s easy to imagine the end of the world, but we cannot imagine the end of capitalism
#4871 -14 = 45 - 59 - +
Proper noun noun proper noun noun verb verb proper noun noun
#2337 -35 = 83 - 118 - +
ERIS DID IT FOR TEH LULZ!!1
#1156 -34 = 91 - 125 - +
Guy Debord is dead, don't consume his corpse.
#1363 -27 = 96 - 123 - +
The only realistic plan for world peace, NUKE THE MOON!!!!
#4451 -28 = 114 - 142 - +
Have you been alive lately?
#1383 -14 = 145 - 159 - +
Hey, that's just the way the cookie gets completely stomped on and obliterated.
#1418 -6 = 192 - 198 - +
You too can be No. one!
#3356 -18 = 102 - 120 - +
An ounce of dignity is no cure for stupid
#709 -14 = 87 - 101 - +
Head Your mind!
#4798 -26 = 71 - 97 - +
Laughter is never inappropriate.
#1941 -8 = 136 - 144 - +
the less you know, the more you think you know.
The more you know, the more you know you don't know.
#4987 -8 = 100 - 108 - +
WARNING: You are forbidden to read this sentence.
#3722 -11 = 98 - 109 - +
fear not the wrath of failure lest you not try.
#4383 -41 = 47 - 88 - +
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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The world is full of adults scrambling around trying to learn how to play again.
They forgot.
#3938 -11 = 186 - 197 - +
[Discordians] need to be like a plague - not so virulent that we wipe out all potential carriers, but not so mild that we die out.
#3889 -19 = 127 - 146 - +
Don't swim upstream, the future was right where you were.
#4030 -8 = 153 - 161 - +
Those who think ignorance is bliss are ignorant and blissful
#2948 -14 = 177 - 191 - +
You're No. One
#3382 -54 = 185 - 239 - +
Time is the best teacher, unfortunatelly it kills all its students.
#4361 -27 = 99 - 126 - +
I puked here
#1557 -22 = 111 - 133 - +
Please leave the Communist Party as clean on leaving as you would like to find it on entering.
#2298 -35 = 118 - 153 - +
So long, and thanks for all the fish.
#2501 -21 = 75 - 96 - +
Home is where the disease is
#5288 -22 = 84 - 106 - +
You want logic, justice, and order?
In what universe do you live?
#5200 -13 = 85 - 98 - +
Think outside the book.
#2894 -11 = 191 - 202 - +
ZOMBIES LIKE YOU
#4108 -31 = 127 - 158 - +
Pretty soon you'll get arrested for reading this.
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What's your anti-drug, and can you overcome it?
#3158 -4 = 95 - 99 - +
Whatever you're doing, just stop.
#4016 -42 = 108 - 150 - +
Fuck the Man, he needs it.
#4355 -192 = 539 - 731 - +
FREEDOM ISN'T FREE.
#1292 -15 = 139 - 154 - +
Please save the monsters who are getting killed
#5231 -21 = 94 - 115 - +
Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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