Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.
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Beat the change that you wish to see in the world
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get fired. taste delicious.
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This is not a meme.
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practice random acts
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Appreciate Chaos
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I decided to go into a draconian diet, cutting alcohol, fat, and sugar. In two weeks, I lost 14 days.
— Tim Maia
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I'm on thought rations
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What's so funny 'bout Peace, Love, and Understanding?
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Satire is over.
Reality has made it obsolete.
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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Yes men get all the babes!
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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lobsters are mermaids to scorpions
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cats are goddesses who are seceretly cotrolling you
 
just think on it.
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If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
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the idiot in the box looks at the idiot in the box and ___
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calm is more conductive to creativity than is anxiety
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Portions of the preceding were recorded. As for the rest of it, I'm very much afraid it was all in your mind.
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Stop Palpitation!
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The liberation of humanity will be total or it will not be.
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Convulsion, subversion, defection
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your television only wants to fuck you stupid, stop turning her on
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you can even marry harry
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Don't tread on me
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chaos is chicken pox after 30,
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You an Ill-Lusor, eh?
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Adeptness is a Debt to Subject and Predicate
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Wretched excess is it's own reward
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suk up and pop
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I wrote on a wall. Take that, society!
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The Rule of Fives states that all things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly related to five. The Rule of Fives is never wrong.
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to be is not to be
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DO NOT WANT.
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Big donkeys, small donkeys, all good to eat.
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No matter where you are, there you go? Wait a second.
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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Swing Dancing means never having to say "I'm sorry"
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Run screaming all you want, the void won't hear you
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Minimalism can get pretty tricky.
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in case of duplicates, you should delete one copy?
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Hot Topic is to rebellion as Hot Pockets are to nutrition.
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His argument follows like a pedophile to an ice cream truck.
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if you aren't a monkey wrench yet, you still have evolving to do
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For a good time, please call 000.
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starvation is nature's way
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Be here at 2:23 am, I have a gift for you
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And now, a man who needs no introduction...
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Belief is a rest home for people who are tired of thinking.
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i find memebombs hard to masturbate to, but i still use it daily.
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I am a modest man, with much to be modest about
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It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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If you want to think independently, you must imitate me.
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I see what you did there.
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Seize the means of collapse.
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Yes i did .
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sociopath clowns "deadly but funny"
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If its to be its up to me
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TO BE IS TO DUDE.
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Neither God nor master!
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Apocalypse!
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love your enemy
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Your weakness is money in their bank.
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We Universe Itself
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A blurred mind changes its orbit
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The world doesn't stop just because you’re having a bad day.
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It's easy to believe in Providence when your side is winning.
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I am delighted to have been of entertainment.
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I've seen how adults act. I think I'd rather act like a child
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The scum of the earth lurk in dark hallways
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what's stopping you?
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The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
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Just because it's counter culture doesn't mean it's true
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Decide what you are meant to be.
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By the power of viagra
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Has to happen to somebody.
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averageness is a point of view
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Stupidity is a talent.
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The wages of sin are death! (of course, After taxes, it's really more of a tired feeling....)
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The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
-Bertrand Russell
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No replastering, the structure is rotten.
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The biggest mistake ever done was giving you a keyboard and access to the internet
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What if you're never going to hit rock bottom?
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We all know that no one understands anything that isn't funny.
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They know you're not as weird as you pretend.
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why do men die before their wives? could it be because they want to?
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Tough times do not last forever.
Tough men do.
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Hoard anything you can't download
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The new money is info.
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A revolution is like a bottle of iced tea, but safer.
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Sure, you say you like mysticism but when I sacrifice your cat you get all weird on me.
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What makes you think you aren't a target?
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Confusion, not knowledge, is the road to wisdom.
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You were reading this, but now you're not.
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Time is an illusion. lunch time doubly so.
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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Real eyes, realize, real lies.
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You can't polish a turd
But you can roll it in glitter
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Some days it seems like the whole point of everything is just to laugh like a fucking goon.
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