I decided to go into a draconian diet, cutting alcohol, fat, and sugar. In two weeks, I lost 14 days.
— Tim Maia
Portions of the preceding were recorded. As for the rest of it, I'm very much afraid it was all in your mind.
The Rule of Fives states that all things happen in fives, or are divisible by or are multiples of five, or are somehow directly or indirectly related to five. The Rule of Fives is never wrong.
The wages of sin are death! (of course, After taxes, it's really more of a tired feeling....)
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
Some days it seems like the whole point of everything is just to laugh like a fucking goon.
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