Semi Official Memebomb Archive

build the ethernet with light love and power already.
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As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
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You won't die alone, but you'll wish you will.
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If you believe in solipsism, you are not alone.
#3493 -328 = 1961 - 2289 - +
Bureaucrats cut red tape — lengthwise.
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i've made this far without knowing what a meme is and it's never bothered me at all
#5453 -324 = 1922 - 2246 - +
Freedom of speech ain't free.
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The worst you can do is kill me. What I can do to you, however, is far more horrifying. I Can wake you up.
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bishop takes choirboy
knight takes bishop
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They are a puckish band of rapscallions
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Never reconstruct the indestructible
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Warning: Discourse May Lead You Astray
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BEAUTY IS THE VOYEUR OF UTTER DESTRUCTION
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You have 30 seconds to forget this message
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You probably can't escape anyway.
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There is no conspiracy.
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I wish that this wish will be only half granted.
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Don't spend time: it doesn't belong to you.
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Quick! What are your last words?!
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Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
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CHANGE comes on stinky feet
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hey sheeple! whos your shepard!
#1415 -280 = 1961 - 2241 - +
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time machine !
Huh, the batteries are already dry?
#5261 -303 = 1934 - 2237 - +
Fear and prejudice put up a terrible fight when they sense change coming.
-Susan White
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Do you ever get feelings of Deja Vu?
#1054 -270 = 1648 - 1918 - +
It is easier to find a man who is true to his nature than true to his beliefs.
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The End is Further Away Than You Think
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I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME RIGHT NOW.
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be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
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"If I didn't know better I'd think." - Rock Cowles
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Don't lie, don't steal, and don't play in the mud.
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The management would like to remind you, the valued customer, that not all moustaches are made of hair. Thank you.
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delusions comfy enough?
#999 -372 = 1892 - 2264 - +
Pretty soon you'll get arrested for reading this.
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If the cap fits, your head's the right size
#4283 -343 = 2020 - 2363 - +
operating under the illusion
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habitual contempt doesn't reflect a finer sensibility
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jesus was a roman mole
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Percepi et esse.
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alzheimer macht frei
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A little pain actually hurt everyone who has experienced a little pain.
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This sentence will not prompt you to think of that thing.
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It's only illegal if you get caught.
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Now is all you have.
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What if you're the one?
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MURDERBIRD
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I waited and waited and you never came. It's over.
- The Revolution
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Ask not what your country can do for you, it's really not that interested
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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Should we talk about the whether, or not?
#3490 -305 = 1890 - 2195 - +
My favorite weapon is the look in your eyes
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If they were unjust, people would do something about it.
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Do not believe language.
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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Adeptness is a Debt to Subject and Predicate
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Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
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Please do not panic. Reality is leaking. Everything will be under control shortly.
#2296 -310 = 1555 - 1865 - +
Your culture is the product of memetic engineering
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Roots are for vegetables
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laws make legislatures
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the luminosity of this system was found to vary
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Are you un-happy? If not, why?
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Eggs on top, canned goods on the bottom...
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Grate with purpose
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someone should really kick the next person that says "we should" IN THE NADS
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Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be. After summer is winter, and after winter, summer. It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man rules now, it shall rule again. As a foulness shall ye know it.
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Doesn't this all seem a bit weird to you?
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get into the way!
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Life is only one damn thing after another.
-Elbert Hubbard
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Collapse the state of mind
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There is no time like the pleasant.
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Civilization is sterilization.
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STOP TALKING.
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If I were you I'd dance naked in the middle of the street just to embarrass you.
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Believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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Here, take this shovel. You know what to do.
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I feel like eating an airplane.
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The quote below this one is a lie.
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...And the possibility of winding up alone is so threatening and suffocating and overwhelming that you think, maybe I should just roll with it.
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I need someone real bad. Are you real bad?
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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And You Can't Believe Legislators
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If you have to ask, you're not allowed to know.
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. when someone wants to give money to charity they are selfishly doing what they want to do.
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The television will not be revolutionized.
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The Average Person has less than three Original Thoughts per week.
You'd better get cracking.
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hugo phurst
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meet us in orbit
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THE MAP IS A DIFFERENT TERRITORY.
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The revolution will be the same
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You are Holy in the wrong
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
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The mainstream is a sewer.
Learn to swim.
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Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.
-George Eliot
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life is a shitty videogame, with great graphics.
#4529 -373 = 1980 - 2353 - +
Take a picture, it'll last longer.
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PLEASE DO GO INSANE WHILE REMAINING SANE
 
PLEASE NOTE THE PRECEDING ISN'T A REAL QUANTUM INTERCAL STATEMENT
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Don't look now, but there is a multi-legged creature on your shoulder
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If you act like a dumbshit, they'll treat you like an equal.
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if Mary was a virgin then Jesus popped his mothers cherry
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