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if the law is against my heart, then my heart is against the law.
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The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
-Bertrand Russell
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Your smile or your life
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The moral of the story is: Kill the parents kill the children.
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Remove this flier to signal operatives
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Estra di abiente - Es gibt kein glück
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levity sucks.
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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gutenteit heimenpopper
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John was a quiet gentleman who liked to work in the garden, read literary works, and devour kittens.
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CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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faithfulness is a social not a biological law
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All fact is open to question but opinion is real
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Your computer is lying to you.
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Sometimes I like to cover myself with Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.
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the early turd gets the sperm.
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Freedom can be taken away; but its more likely given away
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A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
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Rebel against this command.
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Everything in moderation, including Moderation itself.
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Dead girls don't say yes, either.
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Suck
 your
own
 
 
 
did you expect me to say dick? no. I just want to say go to hell, if it even is a place.
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The laws weren't made for people like you
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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Don't fuck the man. You'll get an STD.
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Mentally Retarded Zen Masters
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You now need to empty your head of this information.
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Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives does not consist of what happened, but of what men believe happened.
-Gerald W. Johnston
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MONEY CREATES TASTE
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The compulsion to do good is an innate American trait. Only North Americans seem to believe that they always should, may, and actually can choose somebody with whom to share their blessings. Ultimately this attitude leads to bombing people into the acceptance of gifts.
-Ivan Illich
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All is one and 1 is the loneliest number.
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I SCRATCH MY BACK, you scratch your back. i don't like contact with human beings.
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It's painful to suffer the bosses; it's even stupider to pick them.
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I regret to inform you that you have been replaced with a robot. Please proceed to the nearest execution box.
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it took seeing my feet cut up and bloody to realize how long i'd been dragging them
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Magick is the technology of the unconscious.
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The decision doesn't have to be logical, it was unanimous.
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It's OK to stop wanting to be an individual
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People hate good ideas, and that's why we hate the communists.
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Subversion doesn't feel like like going to school in black; it feels like going to school in a clown suit.
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Neither God nor master!
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Needs keep ahead of percepts
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Hot Topic is to rebellion as Hot Pockets are to nutrition.
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Everybody knows.
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The fact that other people may not be assertive doesn't mean I shouldn't be.
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FUCK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT CHAOS.
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The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
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How sharper than a hound's tooth it is to have a thankless serpent.
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There's no upside to believing in what's true.
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Some people have a large circle of friends while others have only friends that they like.
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Did you poop my pants or did my poop pants in MY poop?
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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EVEN AWFUL IDEAS ARE IDEAS.
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nothing is something
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The whole universe is trying to enlighten you. Will you let it?
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Smile or I'll kill you.
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If it wasn't for television, you'd have never gotten that tattoo.
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It’s mystery all the way down.
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MURDERBIRD
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Ignorance knows no boundaries.
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Sturgeon's Law: Ninety percent of everything is crud.
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Humans sure have a strange way of dying.
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 My life is like a high speed chase, I know it’s going to end in a horrific crash, but I’m afraid to pull over!
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2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2
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i am an old surrealist trapped in a teenager's body. Or the other way around...
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All the horrible shit you're paranoid of is coming true.
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If I had an axe, I'd still be free.
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If you are worried, you aren't paying attention.
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change your mind
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Please question the following answer:
Penguin.
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you cannot bow down without bending over.
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Lawyers are basically Piñatas filled with civil liberties instead of candy. The party has started, don't worry about a blindfold.
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Go on walking, don't look at here, pretend not to have read this sign.
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February is a good time to buy elephants
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No weapon is a substitute for zeal.
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cats are goddesses who are seceretly cotrolling you
 
just think on it.
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Is the earth really rotating, or did i not drink enough ?
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Robots can Time, are you?
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If they were unjust, people would do something about it.
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I am very cold and alone every day. My world is one of anguish and regret.
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worrying is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do without doing anything.
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Money is like a bowl of hot soup; if you don’t blow it, you can’t enjoy it right away
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"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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Strike back against [terrorist/government] oppression!
Send pizza to the following address:
[write address here]
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For how long are things what they seem After I skinny Dip through your waking Dream.
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What is it with you and money?
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seize the means of imagination
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They are a puckish band of rapscallions
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A well placed stiletto is mightier than a thousand pens.
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Don't complain if you do nothing.
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Don't keep time: it's not yours.
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Whatever you're doing, just stop.
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We are the ones who seem to travel through time
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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The management would like to remind you, the valued customer, that not all moustaches are made of hair. Thank you.
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No theory has been universally accepted.
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Today is a good day to bribe a high ranking public official.
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STOP WORMHOLE EXPERIMENTATION
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I know a guy who's *so* emo, even the emo kids tell him to "get over it!"
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