Semi Official Memebomb Archive

life is short..
#4351 -39 = 92 - 131 - +
do you think we are forever?
#1061 -22 = 120 - 142 - +
Yeti Crossing. Beware of penguins.
#4080 -24 = 150 - 174 - +
Before saving the world, first do the dishes.
#5088 -12 = 144 - 156 - +
Who are you? Why?
#3201 -21 = 119 - 140 - +
By the power of viagra
#4786 -28 = 79 - 107 - +
Better to have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.
#826 -27 = 291 - 318 - +
We are as gods and might as well get good at it
#4719 -16 = 141 - 157 - +
When someone starts telling you about The Truth, run!
#3173 -27 = 145 - 172 - +
myth can make reality more intelligible
#2101 -28 = 142 - 170 - +
the cruelest disappointment is when you let yourself down
#2654 -29 = 120 - 149 - +
the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
#2742 -245 = 766 - 1011 - +
Give me a place to stand and I will move the earth.
#1319 -47 = 108 - 155 - +
the worst feeling isn't losing someone you love. and it's not loving someone who won't love you back. it's wholeheartedly and unstoppably loving someone who does not love you...anymore.
#5161 -10 = 99 - 109 - +
We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
#3073 -210 = 775 - 985 - +
DEATH TO MARTYRS!
#4114 -14 = 188 - 202 - +
It’s easy to imagine the end of the world, but we cannot imagine the end of capitalism
#4871 -15 = 74 - 89 - +
This is the worst smelling planet I have ever visited.
#4565 -33 = 134 - 167 - +
Stop being used.
#3533 -14 = 91 - 105 - +
Why are you masturbating?
#3209 -19 = 115 - 134 - +
"All experiences are positive. Even negative experiences are positive." -Adam Narkiewicz
#4854 -14 = 121 - 135 - +
In a world this absurd the sane man realizes that he has no grasp on reality.
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People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
#2284 -27 = 132 - 159 - +
People who work get bored when they don't work.
People who don't work never get bored.
#2283 -29 = 166 - 195 - +
in the absence of choice and knowledge, cultures often turn to religion. - dan simmons
#4843 -22 = 76 - 98 - +
Cogito Ergo Periculosus - I Think, Therefore, I am Dangerous
#5571 -20 = 29 - 49 - +
Eternal Truths are neither.
#1161 -9 = 200 - 209 - +
Never mind that.
#2116 -30 = 113 - 143 - +
Trespassing is foreboding.
#3708 -11 = 121 - 132 - +
routine small excesses are worse than then the occasional debauch
#2427 -12 = 156 - 168 - +
It's painful to suffer the bosses; it's even stupider to pick them.
#1876 -27 = 114 - 141 - +
All is well, watch the days go by.
#680 -24 = 135 - 159 - +
never trust someone simply because they tell the truth
#4436 -13 = 162 - 175 - +
Everyone wants to live like the oppressors and bitch like the oppressed.
#5586 -28 = 15 - 43 - +
care to expand?
#3457 -15 = 118 - 133 - +
Your mind is now a car--DRIVE IT.
#3402 -24 = 113 - 137 - +
We all know that no one understands anything that isn't funny.
#3069 -27 = 130 - 157 - +
Education is a form of murder
#1135 -27 = 155 - 182 - +
We should build an Intel processor out of penguins.
#3110 -22 = 132 - 154 - +
Mission accomplished.
#2053 -16 = 172 - 188 - +
Maybe you don't because you waste your time thinking you could.
#3597 -16 = 123 - 139 - +
Pain unlike pleasure wears no mask.
#2261 -30 = 110 - 140 - +
This Message Not Valid Without Receipt
#2926 -27 = 150 - 177 - +
Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
#774 -16 = 109 - 125 - +
We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
#3095 26 = 857 - 831 - +
Well, Katrina likes it.
#3130 -11 = 137 - 148 - +
'Paradox ridicules the sound of irony laughing at you'-
FUCKING AsHOLEY!
 
Quote: -
23rd St. Most Unholy Recomboblutated Night of the DissedOrder of the Pentagonal Footstall Sir J. Bacon. -Prof. of Doctorates.
#4357 -50 = 93 - 143 - +
'Authority' is the policeman in your head, not the policeman on your street.
#4061 -37 = 108 - 145 - +
We are watching you
#3077 -21 = 320 - 341 - +
Here's what I know,
#1410 -13 = 154 - 167 - +
If you have a brain, listen to it. If you don't, follow the rules.
#5001 -12 = 194 - 206 - +
people won't behave if they have nothing to lose
#2285 -38 = 160 - 198 - +
NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
 NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
  NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
   NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
    NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
#2142 -16 = 208 - 224 - +
In my world poo taste sweet.
#4352 -22 = 111 - 133 - +
timidity is laughable
#2969 -8 = 192 - 200 - +
Try to remember
#3013 -20 = 121 - 141 - +
Money is speech. People are mute.
#4940 -13 = 212 - 225 - +
You're on reality TV, quick, do something cool!
#4313 -21 = 158 - 179 - +
Nil illegitimo carborundum.
#2127 -24 = 152 - 176 - +
brainwashing = meme brainwashing = meme
#4017 -30 = 112 - 142 - +
if a prediction can lead to changes in the system that the prediction is made in relation to, it becomes difficult to assess the predictions with the events that actually occur.
#5349 -17 = 111 - 128 - +
You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
#3451 -13 = 189 - 202 - +
We find the defendant innocent by reason of being generally clueless.
#3088 -13 = 147 - 160 - +
faithfulness is a social not a biological law
#1219 -16 = 113 - 129 - +
Culture is the inversion of life.
#966 -22 = 85 - 107 - +
If you believe that, I wonder what you'll believe when your eventually convinced its a lie.
#4452 -21 = 123 - 144 - +
Where there is power there is resistance.
#5177 -13 = 102 - 115 - +
Confusion, not knowledge, is the road to wisdom.
#4591 -31 = 111 - 142 - +
I always thought I subconsciously wanted to kill myself...
#1472 -25 = 123 - 148 - +
Most women secretly hate men, and most men secretly think they deserve it.
#4013 -24 = 137 - 161 - +
It takes two to make a bastard.
#4341 -26 = 144 - 170 - +
Write this somewhere else.
#3241 -25 = 194 - 219 - +
i am an old surrealist trapped in a teenager's body. Or the other way around...
#4266 -46 = 148 - 194 - +
A good fight is like a stick of broccoli, but different.
#595 -23 = 180 - 203 - +
Reading is not understanding.
#3787 -20 = 122 - 142 - +
An unborn face entailed a naked mind.
#5263 -8 = 144 - 152 - +
i've made this far without knowing what a meme is and it's never bothered me at all
#5453 -37 = 120 - 157 - +
Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
#1993 -18 = 117 - 135 - +
I... have become... comfortably numb
#1589 -32 = 138 - 170 - +
This is a pipe.
#5307 -29 = 139 - 168 - +
Please do not lick the paintings
#5372 -23 = 134 - 157 - +
Man's reach must exceed his grasp, or what's a metaphor?
#4922 -26 = 174 - 200 - +
Are you still awake?
#755 -36 = 113 - 149 - +
obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
#4168 -286 = 822 - 1108 - +
END THOUGHT CRIME; STOP THINKING
#1147 -20 = 388 - 408 - +
Your culture is the product of memetic engineering
#5122 -16 = 173 - 189 - +
...And the possibility of winding up alone is so threatening and suffocating and overwhelming that you think, maybe I should just roll with it.
#4295 -12 = 161 - 173 - +
Heads I win, tails you lose.
#5068 -25 = 84 - 109 - +
Nobody is innocent - life fucks everyone.
#4645 -45 = 94 - 139 - +
the most profound things are inexpressible
#2723 -27 = 162 - 189 - +
Anybody who cannot comprehend mathematics is not fully human. At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wash, cook food, and not make messes on the floor.
#740 -27 = 130 - 157 - +
Homosexuality is the best all around cover an agent ever had.
#1436 -54 = 116 - 170 - +
National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity.
#4958 -10 = 170 - 180 - +
How was the first/last time you felt great?
#1463 -28 = 120 - 148 - +
Accept it, push it to the back of your mind.
#652 -38 = 145 - 183 - +
If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
#1720 -33 = 123 - 156 - +
I haven't lost my mind; it's back up on tape somewhere.
#1523 -6 = 174 - 180 - +
Kill your Idle
#1922 -19 = 118 - 137 - +
Refuse to mind the gap.
#3571 -15 = 152 - 167 - +
Life and death'
both are tough sentences
#5292 -14 = 137 - 151 - +

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