Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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That wasn't aimed at you.
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all truth is relative. if you think otherwise, you are absolutely wrong.
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All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. when someone wants to give money to charity they are selfishly doing what they want to do.
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most difficult tongue twister: the sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
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Those students who have become one with the universe will be allowed to go on and become two with the universe.
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Why would the government want to take your guns away? They already have enough of their own.
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Xyzzy doesn't mean shit.
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If you have OCD, read this sentence again.
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Peter, Peter the Maneater,
had some legs in the freezer,
as third Worldwar was lost,
he saw that he has to defrost.
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The placebo is the most potent drug on the market.
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that's not a chocolate bar, it's a turd.
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A little bit, and a little bit, and a little bit more.
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Admire persistence, or they won't stop
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the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
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These could go together, or be separate.
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god created masturbation.
satan created porno.
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the most things on the Internet is a waste of time but a nice kind of wasting your time! TO Know what is time-wasting and what is useful or good too keep, you have to test it all - OMG!
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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life is sacred until 18-vote no on abortion yes on cannon fodder
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE, SO SHOW ME WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LIVE!
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Property is theft.
Property is liberty.
Property is impossible.
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The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
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Do not call up that which you cannot put on hold.
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I've run out of things to say.
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Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
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Think about if what you write down is actually clever.
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Never trust what you read.
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i just tooted. nope, that was doodoo.
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Chaos is what you make of it
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You're about as interesting as the spot on my arse.
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i can't turn wine into water and who would drink it?
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ENJOY WITHOUT CAUTION.
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If you want it, do it.
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Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive
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Quite content to sit on this fence... quite content, now a little bit older...
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blame is a shortcut to hell
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Everything you know is wrong!
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Go on walking, don't look at here, pretend not to have read this sign.
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Stand out, be part of a crowd.
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most of what you live is pure imagination : marriage, money, name, nationality, religion, job, etc. all are human inventions.
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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME, AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO!
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See the fnord, don't fear it.
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If there's one thing she cannot stand, it's anything.
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Innocence Proves Nothing.
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Rejoin the human race.
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The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
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action causes more trouble than thought
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fun or doom
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no end finding curious or interesting pages that eat away time, never knowing if that time could be better spent... until you spend it and find out!
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C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
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worrying can help you prepare
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Theologians, they don't know nothing about my soul.
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QUICK! PICTURE YOUR GRANDPARENTS HAVING SEX!
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Laziness is a virtue.
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Life is Too Short to Rush
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Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to.
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BRAKE YOUR LAWLS!
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What's so funny 'bout Peace, Love, and Understanding?
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democracy is a fact. tirany is a fact. anarchy is a fact.
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Dogma is what other people believe in.
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Write this somewhere else.
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religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
     - napoleon
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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Again? thats the third time this week!
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How often do you feel human?
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FORM FOLLOWS FICTION.
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REDUNDANT SELF-ABSORPTION MEME.
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boredom makes you do crazy things
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If you're bored, you're boring.
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bad intentions can yield good results
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Post "Warmer" and "Colder" signs around and see if anyone follows them.
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........ CAUTION: Suspicious Contents
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i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
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A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.

-Bill Vaughan
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To be written on elevator doors: "You are now trapped"
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Emotions are simply gears your brain/body can go into.
You either drive a stick or an automatic.
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Intelligence should never be multiplied into the realm of the truly arbitrary
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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach
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How am I not who I Am?
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Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.
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MONEY DOESN'T BUY HAPPINESS. IT JUST BRIBES MISERY TO GO AWAY AND BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE FOR A WHILE.
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All that glitters has a high refractive index.
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Fuck em if they cant take a joke.
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You are what you hate.
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You are really invisible when nothing can see you.
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This is part of a dream you're going to have tonight
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PANTFARTICA
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I'm sorry you're an alcoholic.
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Hypocrisy is necessary but not sufficient for humanity.
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i will!
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If you do it, want it.
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150 years ago the entire worlds population did not exist. 150 years from now every living human will be dead.
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Even a negative action is a positive one.
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If your not confused your wrong
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...there is only black, or white.
cause grey is,
 either washed out black,
or dirty white...
T.B.
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Proletarian revolutions are notably ineffective when the ruling class is composed of gods.
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Read out loud.
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if voting could change the system, it would be against the law.
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