Semi Official Memebomb Archive

In the future, only the crowds are alone.
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Her mariage.
On his suit, a flower of blood where the bullet had pinned it.
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Better to have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.
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Satire is over.
Reality has made it obsolete.
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We have no time for useless sentiments like individuality.
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When in danger or in doubt: run in circles, scream and shout.
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Remember: The sky is actually out, not up.
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In here we're all anemic.
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You an Ill-Lusor, eh?
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thinking too much can only cause problems
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Subversion doesn't feel like like going to school in black; it feels like going to school in a clown suit.
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Actors will happen in the best-regulated families.
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The last person to read this was far more attractive then the next, don't you agree?
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"destroy memes" is a meme
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The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal.
-Erich Fromm
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If God was real, you'd be dead by now.
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I'm done counting statistics.
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Try to think the thought that hurts the most.
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The mind that opens too widely is in danger of spilling out.
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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TO BE IS TO DUDE.
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A revolution is like a bottle of iced tea, but safer.
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In the Church, some men put on priestly robes to devote themselves to spreading the message of Christ just as other men do so at the prospect of sexually exploiting vulnerable children; likewise with the state. Some men and women become police officers in the hope of protecting the innocent and upholding the law while others do so to hit people with sticks and extort drugs or sexual favours from the victims of the state.
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A king's castle is his home.
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Without bullshit, the grass would never grow
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We'd give peace a chance, but it would never survive on the free market.
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the only normal people you know are people you don't know that well.
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The Revolution will not be televised.
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You knew she was lying when you didn't see blood
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your opinions are just that. opinions. don't force them on other people.
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The best hypothesis is that you are wrong.
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It's all in the mind, ya know.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
-George Orwell
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Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support
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decadence can be an end in itself
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We should stop believing in the theories and start to believe the facts
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"did I do that?"
     -Steve urkel
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alzheimer macht frei
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Bela Lugosi's dead. How about you?
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there is HIMEOBS in my carpet
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Did you know that lithium builds up in the fatty tissues of the body?
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Stop thinking. Stop speaking. It is still possible.
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Sedition doesn't go far enough.
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If you stand on this spot long enough, you will see some very strange things.
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Cecile janvier, isabellah eastwood, charlotte jekaterina, amelia holme. Come on girls, give them light before they put us all out! sincerely, ellllooo??
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The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
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Stop whining -- YOU let them do it.
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calm is more conductive to creativity than is anxiety
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Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension.
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Ordo ab chao, brassica!
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If you were looking for a sign, this is it.
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there is nothing more selfish than having a blowjob
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Return to this spot at __ o'clock for further information.
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Be realistic, ask for the impossible.
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beliefs kill the freethinking, believe me!
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If the world seems to be getting smaller, your stupidity is increasing
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I can feel the limits of my brains processing power.
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"please stop quoting me"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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Don't fart then inhale it
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Due to circumstances within our control, tomorrow will be cancelled.
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I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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I wasted this life on the Bodhisattva Promise, and all i got was YUO!
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Abandon all art NOW
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Post "Warmer" and "Colder" signs around and see if anyone follows them.
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Liberals don't believe they deserve anything they own; conservatives think they're entitled to everything they've stolen.
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Click here to win.
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Just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean they are not coming to get you.
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Now Accepting New Patience
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A love of capitalism is symptomatic of a oedipal complex.
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SHHHHHH. listen.
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Welcome to the internet. Please enjoy your stay and remember that no one cares what you find offensive.
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We are watching you
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There is no conspiracy.
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Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
-Henry Kissinger
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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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A tree and a squid were killed to write this message.
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I'd give it a 10, but you can't do the batoosie to it.
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Wow, man... like, totally Hidden Valley Ranch, dude.
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our bored brains need information overload
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HORROR IS MIRTH
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One is the only quantity both complete and consistent.
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Culture is the inversion of life.
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Rose tint my world and keep me safe from the trouble and pain...
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You can keep reading, it's all a lie anyway.
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exciting controversy
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When in doubt, fuck it. When not in doubt... get in doubt!
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Embrace Free Will....It's your DESTINY!
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How often do you feel human?
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You now get to create a new rule.
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I puked here
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Life is price less.
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timidity is laughable
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I don't care about fooling others, but I dislike fooling myself, especially about foolish things. To fool myself about serious things is actually a delight.
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Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there.
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Not all people are human.
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description is more important than metaphor
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The apocalypse is the root of all evil.
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Robots can Time, are you?
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Nothing makes an entrance more inviting than a nice pair of knockers.
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