Semi Official Memebomb Archive

No gods, no masterpieces
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moderation kills the spirit
#2061 -25 = 92 - 117 - +
I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
#1570 -44 = 96 - 140 - +
Learn with other people errors, you can't do all of them personally.
#4362 -47 = 75 - 122 - +
This is reality. Logic has no place in the real world.
#3993 -12 = 121 - 133 - +
If money is a protocol for interchange, why is the world economy in a recession?
#3867 -9 = 148 - 157 - +
Moderation is for monks.
#2059 -35 = 122 - 157 - +
No direction is the right direction
#2130 -12 = 114 - 126 - +
You put this here yesterday, don't you remember?
#3348 -13 = 216 - 229 - +
Are you sophisticated? Good.
#754 -18 = 143 - 161 - +
If you're trying to choose between two theories and one gives you an excuse for being lazy, the other one is probably right.
-Paul Graham
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Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
-William Feather
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"Time's up... or left?"
#5171 -14 = 77 - 91 - +
you taste of Mental MSG.
#3355 -23 = 102 - 125 - +
This is only a test! Had this been an actual life, you would have been instructed where to tune for news and official information.
#4464 -16 = 114 - 130 - +
We're just two lost souls swimmin' in a fishbowl, year after year
#3118 -34 = 114 - 148 - +
Criminals are made the moment a law is passed
#961 -18 = 147 - 165 - +
Your computer is lying to you.
#4268 -23 = 136 - 159 - +
Mmm. I forgot about that.
#2056 -25 = 116 - 141 - +
Blessed are they that Hunger and thirst for justice--Fuck-ed are they that develop a taste for it.
#4820 -13 = 513 - 526 - +
You say insane asylum like it's a bad thing?
#5051 -15 = 79 - 94 - +
the sense is not to search for a sense
#4205 -29 = 98 - 127 - +
Consume, conform, OBEY!
#948 -31 = 113 - 144 - +
With correct logic, you can prove anything that's true.
With incorrect logic, you can prove twice as much.
#4548 -14 = 105 - 119 - +
You are getting sleepy very.
#3258 -31 = 157 - 188 - +
Everything happens, not for a reason. but everything happens.
#5162 -7 = 78 - 85 - +
It is better to deserve honours and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.
-Mark Twain
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Stop Palpitation!
#4220 -3 = 178 - 181 - +
The real trap of the Black Iron Prison is that you think the bars are protecting you.
#4531 -24 = 126 - 150 - +
DANGER !! DANGER !! ABANDON THOUGHT IMMEDIATELY !!
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hiding your emotions is despicable
#1422 -28 = 120 - 148 - +
your body is a ghost factory that takes one lifetime to produce a ghost
#5124 -8 = 112 - 120 - +
know it's naught!
#3612 -11 = 121 - 132 - +
don't go with the flow
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Life is deadly, I know of nobody who survived it.
#5333 -11 = 77 - 88 - +
To be written on elevator doors: "You are now trapped"
#2974 -8 = 572 - 580 - +
Education is a form of murder
#1135 -24 = 139 - 163 - +
Got a college degree?
If not, you don't have a minute to spare!
#1345 -6 = 150 - 156 - +
Secrecy kills.
#2451 -222 = 679 - 901 - +
Maximum capacity eight persons.
#2034 -23 = 147 - 170 - +
A single fact can spoil a good argument.
#627 -9 = 224 - 233 - +
At the core of all well-founded belief, lies belief that is unfounded.
-Ludwig Wittgenstein
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To have nothing is impossible.
#4513 -29 = 98 - 127 - +
One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Flu Fish
#4046 -22 = 101 - 123 - +
And a cat in every bag.
#712 -28 = 103 - 131 - +
Well, Katrina likes it.
#3130 -12 = 115 - 127 - +
You are hearing voices
#3260 -32 = 102 - 134 - +
Obscurity bears no heroes
#5429 -19 = 115 - 134 - +
Jesus made a good profit
#1893 -27 = 90 - 117 - +
The University's needle exchange program has been closed due to public outcry
#4932 -14 = 81 - 95 - +
most of what you live is pure imagination : marriage, money, name, nationality, religion, job, etc. all are human inventions.
#5107 -6 = 217 - 223 - +
Quick! What are your last words?!
#2363 -11 = 142 - 153 - +
Temptoe through the toolies
#2611 -19 = 77 - 96 - +
All biography is ultimately fiction.
#672 -3 = 242 - 245 - +
Getting back to where you once belong is a long an winding road. Help!
#4286 -15 = 147 - 162 - +
All religions are true, and everyone is going to hell.
#684 -35 = 131 - 166 - +
The important thing is not to stop questioning.
#2696 -7 = 153 - 160 - +
Defective for our future.
#995 -45 = 70 - 115 - +
It happened to you too
#1794 -22 = 102 - 124 - +
The meek will inherit the earth; the rest of us will go to the stars.
#2717 -2 = 149 - 151 - +
FOREVER ALONE
#4537 -27 = 80 - 107 - +
How high is high enough? Til the question changes to,"which way is up?".
#5403 -8 = 95 - 103 - +
There are no security cameras on the premises.
#2829 -11 = 133 - 144 - +
Murphey's law always brings good luck, you mortals just don't see it that way.
(The Goddess Murphey)
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Drive defensively; buy a tank.
#1117 -18 = 88 - 106 - +
Do you smell bacon?
#1060 -27 = 95 - 122 - +
I'm only writing these things til I see them turn up someplace in the contagious cacophony of callous culture's metastasized media.
#5404 -8 = 88 - 96 - +
One can always be kind to people about whom one cares nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
#2219 -23 = 88 - 111 - +
Are you happy? If not, why?
#3501 -10 = 115 - 125 - +
God is a word.
#5353 -16 = 78 - 94 - +
Whose thought are you thinking now?
#5013 -17 = 81 - 98 - +
If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are.
#4735 -38 = 70 - 108 - +
Kill your Idle
#1922 -15 = 106 - 121 - +
Criminals operate in clear daylight now.
#3530 -23 = 119 - 142 - +
Private parking in Area only !
#5334 -4 = 89 - 93 - +
Its the penultimate countdown.
#1884 -36 = 101 - 137 - +
It is with a deep sense of joy and wonder that I wish these few larblishes help you shack off the smeckles of nimb lecklisness and brim qwirkqwishly in the deep helber swuag.
#5402 -11 = 82 - 93 - +
Pretend this is Reality
#2328 -21 = 98 - 119 - +
This sticker written on the internet.
#2938 -6 = 122 - 128 - +
If opportunity knocks, go to bed with your pants on.
#1659 -19 = 128 - 147 - +
I don't believe, I think. I think I don't believe anything.
#4381 -14 = 160 - 174 - +
Remember: As a whole we are just a mute a away from asshole
#4489 -25 = 78 - 103 - +
One should cry to find purpose and laugh to forget it.
#5178 -14 = 80 - 94 - +
Famous people are delicious.
#1223 -42 = 81 - 123 - +
Never mind. You wouldn't believe me anyway.
#3526 -38 = 144 - 182 - +
if you're not part of the problem you're part of the problem.
#4685 -44 = 89 - 133 - +
disorganization is a kind of anesthesia
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sociopath mimes "silent but deadly"
#2507 -7 = 145 - 152 - +
The future ain't what it used to be.
#2676 -9 = 122 - 131 - +
If there really is an omnipotent God, It's fine with me putting this sticker here.
#1663 -9 = 142 - 151 - +
Time is the best teacher, unfortunatelly it kills all its students.
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I did smoke Thor's hammer, but then again I do try to normally smoke the god stuff.
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Revelations will not be televised.
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i just tooted. nope, that was doodoo.
#5461 -22 = 70 - 92 - +
Think about what you are thinking
#5345 -6 = 168 - 174 - +
Well, what's wrong with a little destruction?
#3131 -9 = 150 - 159 - +
Go with your instinct on problem number 5.
#4138 -9 = 157 - 166 - +
[Discordians] need to be like a plague - not so virulent that we wipe out all potential carriers, but not so mild that we die out.
#3889 -21 = 139 - 160 - +
How am I not who I Am?
#1444 -29 = 124 - 153 - +
99% think conformity is wrong. Do you?
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