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emotional responses ar as valuable as intellectual responses
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National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity.
#4958 -12 = 176 - 188 - +
Don't complain if you do nothing.
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Some girls are bigger than others.
#2513 -42 = 116 - 158 - +
You have been selected for a secret mission.
#3317 -26 = 120 - 146 - +
R.I.P - Habeus Corpus 1782-2006
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DEATH TO MARTYRS!
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All men are created equal, some more equal than others.
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Some farts go poof.
#2511 -21 = 145 - 166 - +
Please be silent while your civil rights matrix is reconfigured.
#3841 -12 = 176 - 188 - +
This isn't all true.
#4773 -27 = 128 - 155 - +
Everybody knows.
#4015 -35 = 105 - 140 - +
Free Baser Evil!
#1280 -48 = 145 - 193 - +
Whatever you're doing, just stop.
#4016 -55 = 149 - 204 - +
This message isn't for you
#2925 -26 = 232 - 258 - +
Dont'cha hate it when that happens?
#1110 -27 = 161 - 188 - +
Support safe sex: give a blowjob to a prostitute.
#2582 -12 = 155 - 167 - +
Q: Can you think for yourself?

A:
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The problem with troubleshooting is that real trouble shoots back.
#2753 -14 = 309 - 323 - +
You believe in an all powerful god and yet you break his rules? Insanity!
#3280 -14 = 598 - 612 - +
Under no circumstances can you use the same logic for absolutely everything.
#5387 -24 = 120 - 144 - +
I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
#1483 -204 = 846 - 1050 - +
Profanity: the single language in which all programmers are expert.
#2333 -12 = 155 - 167 - +
I'm a solipsist, I don't see why other people aren't that way...
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Maybe you don't because you waste your time thinking you could.
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Love my label like myself
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All simplifying assumptions are too complicated.
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This is now part of your day.
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Congratulations! - You've found clue no.5 !
The old lady will give you your next clue
#941 -17 = 269 - 286 - +
I take a little solace in the fact that everyone who uses the term 'sheeple' learned it from someone else.
#3554 -14 = 178 - 192 - +
We saw that, go back there and pick it up.
#3106 -19 = 151 - 170 - +
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum: I think I think, therefore I think I am.
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This is Not an Exist.
#2909 -35 = 120 - 155 - +
Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
-Dale Carnegie
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Dick.
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Do you feel that life is a never-ending elusion of grandeur?
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, I guess that makes me a humanitarian.
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I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
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Never attribute to intelligence that which can be adequately explained by sheer dumb luck.
#2111 -24 = 157 - 181 - +
FREEDOM ISN'T FREE.
#1292 -19 = 187 - 206 - +
keep something in reserve for emergencies
#1915 -41 = 95 - 136 - +
So, read any good books lately?
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The coward regards himself as cautious, the miser as thrifty.
-Publilius Syrus
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He that leaveth nothing to chance will do few things ill, but he will do very few things.
-George Savile
#1393 -28 = 138 - 166 - +
World Peace Declared.
Don't Fuck it Up!
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History: an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, brought about by rulers mostly knaves and soldiers mostly fools.
#1430 -18 = 189 - 207 - +
angst is lame
#722 -184 = 741 - 925 - +
Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there.
#1153 -17 = 218 - 235 - +
FUCK THE SYSTEM! just kidding...NOT!
#4277 -55 = 119 - 174 - +
Guys have right. Change are coming.
#1364 -53 = 131 - 184 - +
Win a live rat for your mother-in-law!
#3223 -40 = 103 - 143 - +
God doesn't believe in you, either.
#5076 -14 = 113 - 127 - +
Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
#2345 -21 = 140 - 161 - +
choose life
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A.D Stands for After Death, A.T for Altes Testament, E.D for Erease Data and A.I for Artificial Intilligence, but don't worry, it's all wrong so you dont have to and won't remember ! Your cock probably doesn't seem'ed to be Working anyway Ꭴ.
#5344 -28 = 91 - 119 - +
If you disobey, we will increase funding for the Entertainments.
#1690 -26 = 90 - 116 - +
revolution begins with changes in the individual
#2418 -33 = 121 - 154 - +
The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist is afraid that it is.
#2743 -21 = 137 - 158 - +
If fancy isn't normative, then what is love?
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Obscurity bears no heroes
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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers.
#5009 -11 = 133 - 144 - +
sloppy thinking gets worse over time
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In case of fire, burn.
#1756 -13 = 161 - 174 - +
There is some fiction in your truth, and some truth in your fiction.
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If you'll read this, what else do you waste your time on?
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Think outside the book.
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The universe is laughing behind your back.
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every achievement requires a sacrifice
#1173 -17 = 137 - 154 - +
Heute die Welt, Morgens das Sonnensystem!
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Approbio si latine loqueris
#5464 -26 = 107 - 133 - +
Nobody likes a paragon of perfection.
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Anti-lost is pro-found.
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I will be back in 10 years from now to delete this message. I promise.
#5275 -30 = 104 - 134 - +
Hail/Beware the heretical order of eternal anarchy
#5590 -16 = 31 - 47 - +
Advertising abhors a vacuum.
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"etwas" means something in german.
#5424 -24 = 157 - 181 - +
Feel great with purpose
#1237 -20 = 150 - 170 - +
With Love in our hearts and death on our minds, now is thee time to leave fear behind... because _We Kill Evil!_
-Pocket Fish'R'Men
#4752 -14 = 118 - 132 - +
Use the Culture as ocean to swim in. Treat it with care.
#3423 -40 = 137 - 177 - +
"All experiences are positive. Even negative experiences are positive." -Adam Narkiewicz
#4854 -21 = 122 - 143 - +
You are what you hate.
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Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
-Anne Landers
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If God was real, you'd be dead by now.
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repetition is the best way to learn
#2412 -21 = 146 - 167 - +
Discourse on virtue and they pass by in droves. Whistle and dance the shimmy, and you've got an audience.
-Diogenes
#1022 -35 = 137 - 172 - +
ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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We are the zombies that Zombies fear.
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Kill your idols before they kill you
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HER AVOIDING EYES
GENETIC TAMPERING
WILL FIX THAT
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
-Groucho Marx
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at times inactivity is preferable to mindless functioning
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Just remember, no one likes an asshole.
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For how long are things what they seem After I skinny Dip through your waking Dream.
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never trust someone simply because they tell the truth
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Of course it's the murder weapon. Who would frame someone with a fake?
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Insolence is the new revolutionary weapon.
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you are free to do whatever you like provided you live with the consequences
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Confusion is paradise
#939 -33 = 127 - 160 - +
In case of Emergency, Break Class.
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Hell hath no humor like a discordian scorned.
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