Semi Official Memebomb Archive

There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
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We are blinded by the colour, and see the world in black and white.
#3071 -8 = 98 - 106 - +
War doesn't decide who's right, war decides who's left.
#3052 -12 = 92 - 104 - +
Ever see 'THEM'?
#1171 -32 = 74 - 106 - +
And the Battle Raged on and on: fueled by the venom of hatred for mankind...
#4944 -14 = 45 - 59 - +
If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy.
#1648 -16 = 127 - 143 - +
Those who think ignorance is bliss are ignorant and blissful
#2948 -11 = 155 - 166 - +
u can not spell cannibalism without capitalism
#4164 -20 = 136 - 156 - +
Save yourself from the salvation army.
#3484 -22 = 97 - 119 - +
We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
#3095 71 = 610 - 539 - +
For how long are things what they seem After I skinny Dip through your waking Dream.
#4794 -11 = 38 - 49 - +
We are not stuff that abides
#4720 -3 = 89 - 92 - +
Guns don't kill people. Bullets do.
#1361 -19 = 83 - 102 - +
Terror is what you make of it.
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A Closed Mind Gathers No Heresies.
#589 -13 = 93 - 106 - +
no good deed will go unpunished!
#5050 -15 = 60 - 75 - +
If life gives you lemons, build a rocket-powered lemon gun.
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Sure, you say you like mysticism but when I sacrifice your cat you get all weird on me.
#5279 -9 = 65 - 74 - +
IGNore fnords
#4974 -19 = 74 - 93 - +
Nothing knits man to man like the frequent passage from hand to hand of cash.
-Walter Richard Sickert
#2176 -24 = 63 - 87 - +
elaboration is a form of pollution
#1140 -21 = 66 - 87 - +
The secret to my success: Poor impulse control.
#4058 -18 = 124 - 142 - +
She's not your ex, she's already had at least five other exes
#4272 -25 = 107 - 132 - +
You're entire life has lead you to This Moment
#3913 -6 = 90 - 96 - +
Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.
#1130 -13 = 96 - 109 - +
“A man comes from the dust and in the dust he will end”—and in the meantime it is good to drink vodka.
-Yiddish proverb
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He that leaveth nothing to chance will do few things ill, but he will do very few things.
-George Savile
#1393 -21 = 100 - 121 - +
Stamp Out ___ism.
#2540 -8 = 94 - 102 - +
Holy shit look over there --->
#3553 -7 = 148 - 155 - +
The hidden factor may be you.
#4141 -21 = 69 - 90 - +
I must look like a dork.
-minutemen
#4753 -19 = 51 - 70 - +
People hate good ideas, and that's why we hate the communists.
#3894 -12 = 99 - 111 - +
MONEY DOESN'T BUY HAPPINESS. IT JUST BRIBES MISERY TO GO AWAY AND BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE FOR A WHILE.
#5392 -11 = 32 - 43 - +
You'll appreciate the environment much more when you're not allowed out of your house.
#3369 -12 = 96 - 108 - +
Everything you know... is just that.
#1197 -6 = 77 - 83 - +
raise boys and girls the same way
#2371 -17 = 70 - 87 - +
Faith is not an excuse.
#1218 -6 = 82 - 88 - +
I don't believe you.
#1503 -12 = 81 - 93 - +
5 billion religious people and they can't get a conclusive answer on life after death.
#4615 -16 = 71 - 87 - +
The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
-Jim Rohn
#2802 -28 = 111 - 139 - +
Don't get even. Get odd.
#4347 -4 = 96 - 100 - +
Question reality.
#2358 -22 = 74 - 96 - +
It's only illegal if you get caught.
#1875 -12 = 99 - 111 - +
Luck is not a factor. Hope is not a strategy. Fear is not an option.
#5126 -19 = 37 - 56 - +
ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
#674 -5 = 111 - 116 - +
People who work get bored when they don't work.
People who don't work never get bored.
#2283 -22 = 103 - 125 - +
The placebo is the most potent drug on the market.
#3676 -2 = 472 - 474 - +
romantic love was invented to manipulate women
#2422 -20 = 101 - 121 - +
Hypocrisy has saved us from many bad ideas that might otherwise have been practiced as well as preached.
#3967 -14 = 94 - 108 - +
No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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outside a repository for art: "But . . . is it an art museum?"
#2255 -13 = 62 - 75 - +
to disagree presupposes moral integrity
#2978 -7 = 113 - 120 - +
The real trap of the Black Iron Prison is that you think the bars are protecting you.
#4531 -13 = 94 - 107 - +
Drive carefully. 90% of the people in the world are caused by accidents.
#1116 -14 = 121 - 135 - +
Earth don't give a fuck.
#1131 -7 = 141 - 148 - +
How sharper than a hound's tooth it is to have a thankless serpent.
#1461 -14 = 86 - 100 - +
where there is no war, peace is about to be screwed.
#5052 -5 = 35 - 40 - +
Everything in moderation, including Moderation itself.
#4126 -11 = 182 - 193 - +
power for those who can fuck it
freedom for those who can fight it
sex for those who can buy it
television today never lies
#2324 -13 = 79 - 92 - +
Webcams and internet are the new God, all seeing .....
#4902 -3 = 77 - 80 - +
Nobody was home, but I answered the door anyway.
#4079 -7 = 123 - 130 - +
Paradox isn't.
#2263 -1 = 145 - 146 - +
fuck bitches, get money.
#5146 -17 = 88 - 105 - +
It only gets weirder from here!
#4123 -9 = 79 - 88 - +
The wages of sin are death! (of course, After taxes, it's really more of a tired feeling....)
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Be excellent to each other
#797 -4 = 88 - 92 - +
If You Think It’s All A Joke You Miss the Punch Line
#4721 2 = 153 - 151 - +
If you're not confused, you're ignorant.
#4788 -11 = 58 - 69 - +
Congratulations! - You've found clue no.5 !
The old lady will give you your next clue
#941 -13 = 207 - 220 - +
That which is not forbidden is mandatory.
#2626 -6 = 101 - 107 - +
"We think that a powerful and vigorous movement is impossible without differences — "true conformity" is possible only in the cemetery."
- Joseph Stalin.
#4998 -5 = 59 - 64 - +
Help keep our junkyards beautiful: throw away something lovely today!
#4923 -8 = 60 - 68 - +
If you believe in solipsism, you are not alone.
#3493 -13 = 191 - 204 - +
Are you happy? If not, why?
#3501 -8 = 74 - 82 - +
al principio era una realidad sin nombre, ahora es un nombre sin realidad. cHaos
#5374 -3 = 51 - 54 - +
Let's be cruel!
#1956 -23 = 82 - 105 - +
No one will EVER thank you for shuffling along quietly like that.
#3468 -30 = 82 - 112 - +
if you aren't political your personal life should be exemplary
#1677 -25 = 85 - 110 - +
the truth is undeniable, and we will flood them with it.
#4817 -3 = 49 - 52 - +
You know it all, don't you?
#3324 -4 = 97 - 101 - +
Chaos has a better imagination than you.
#3508 -6 = 262 - 268 - +
i think, therefore i am an anarchist.
                - j. l. hudson
#4851 -1 = 77 - 78 - +
That's just what I believe
#2628 -13 = 139 - 152 - +
Percepi et esse.
#2286 -28 = 98 - 126 - +
what a drag it is getting sold
#3132 -13 = 96 - 109 - +
If you have OCD, read this sentence again.
#3720 -20 = 88 - 108 - +
OUT OFN ORDER
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You are not your ego
#3266 -12 = 115 - 127 - +
Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run away and take cover.
#1041 -18 = 93 - 111 - +
You are living proof god has a sense of humor
#4819 -5 = 54 - 59 - +
I know where I came from -- but where did all you zombies come from?
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Smile. It irritates everyone.
#5212 -3 = 56 - 59 - +
I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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Kill your Idle
#1922 -12 = 82 - 94 - +
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors--and miss.
#803 -13 = 76 - 89 - +
Social darwinists are evolutionarily unfit.
#3680 -4 = 152 - 156 - +
Just because you wake up, doesn't mean you have to stop dreaming.
#1910 0 = 154 - 154 - +
How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
#1447 -22 = 82 - 104 - +
Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
#1911 -12 = 112 - 124 - +
Hell hath no humor like a discordian scorned.
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