Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Have you been alive lately?
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Welcome to the internet. Please enjoy your stay and remember that no one cares what you find offensive.
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This is my steakhouse.
#2907 -16 = 132 - 148 - +
THEY buy your happiness. Steal it back.
#2876 -12 = 131 - 143 - +
What poor gods we do make.
#3149 -8 = 190 - 198 - +
Kill Your Idols.
#1923 -27 = 120 - 147 - +
I don't believe you.
#1503 -24 = 140 - 164 - +
An unborn face entailed a naked mind.
#5263 -9 = 136 - 145 - +
Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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Fait accompli...
#1217 -22 = 96 - 118 - +
Don't mind the dog, beware of the owner..
#3922 -17 = 213 - 230 - +
The womb is a prison - Fetus liberation front
#2809 -24 = 115 - 139 - +
WARNING: The vomitous nature of certain sequences may be emotionally hazardous for the squeamish or those with weak hearts.
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Cosmetics made me alien.
#955 -10 = 174 - 184 - +
On Earth there is no reckoning.
#2216 -36 = 157 - 193 - +
God made me an atheist.
#4235 -14 = 147 - 161 - +
How do you get all those coins?
#1451 -18 = 161 - 179 - +
...and then there is this faggot...
#5090 -16 = 104 - 120 - +
Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
#4502 -45 = 116 - 161 - +
its funny cause its true
#1883 -62 = 117 - 179 - +
"Ahem," said the king, "tomorrow you will all be dead, so make sure to pack your things tonight; i told you yesterday and look what happened."
#5487 -21 = 49 - 70 - +
MAKE IT STOP
#2013 -25 = 154 - 179 - +
if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
#5312 -7 = 169 - 176 - +
get an afterlife
#1311 -10 = 399 - 409 - +
Perversion is a state of mind.
#2287 -27 = 149 - 176 - +
the important thing is to cum...
#5610 0 = 3 - 3 - +
The best thing a true patriot can do is take down his own government.
#4005 -26 = 125 - 151 - +
Freedom Needs Work.
#1293 -13 = 210 - 223 - +
Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
#1357 -249 = 755 - 1004 - +
If you didn't descend from apes, why are you constantly flinging shit?
#1688 -31 = 117 - 148 - +
Congratulations! - You've found clue no.5 !
The old lady will give you your next clue
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Doesn't this all seem a bit weird to you?
#5238 -9 = 142 - 151 - +
My love... i will find you where ever you are...
#4743 -25 = 99 - 124 - +
If fancy isn't normative, then what is love?
#5423 -35 = 144 - 179 - +
Just because it's counter culture doesn't mean it's true
#4515 -15 = 137 - 152 - +
A Monk climbed to the top of a mountain to find himself, and he found he was an asshole
#4790 -38 = 97 - 135 - +
Any given program, when running, needs debugging. Any debugged program is obsolete.
#731 -19 = 125 - 144 - +
Change is here to stay.
(And nostalgia isn't what it used to be.)
#5381 -5 = 159 - 164 - +
Now you know how Cattle Feel.
#2186 -17 = 161 - 178 - +
Are you interesting?
#750 -28 = 119 - 147 - +
i don't have expectations; i have hopes. i don't have plans; i have dreams. i don't have a future; i have a life. and that is infinitely better.
#4479 -8 = 279 - 287 - +
You are living in Hungry Joe's dreams.
#5121 -18 = 139 - 157 - +
The spiritual fridge is full of leftovers.
#2778 -39 = 93 - 132 - +
BeLIEve
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ATTENTION: You are not living in a novel.
#780 -39 = 109 - 148 - +
Dating processes are dependent on the analysis of rocks.
#980 -16 = 141 - 157 - +
There is where you say something stupid.
#4018 -12 = 165 - 177 - +
When the crowd gets behind you, it means you are facing the wrong way.
#4305 -18 = 155 - 173 - +
fat people think they are fat.
#4166 -265 = 789 - 1054 - +
THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH TIME YOU WASTED READING THIS
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Cannibalism is a small price to pay for popularity.
#884 -26 = 138 - 164 - +
Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
#5129 -7 = 170 - 177 - +
Workers of the world, have fun! [Mimics "Workers of the world, unite!"]
#3236 -28 = 100 - 128 - +
fuck bitches, get money.
#5146 -30 = 160 - 190 - +
We are sorry for the inconvenience, but this is a revolution
#4981 -13 = 124 - 137 - +
Tomorrow's just an excuse away!
#3899 -18 = 163 - 181 - +
Politicians do not rule our lives: a million paper pushers do.
#2312 -13 = 142 - 155 - +
awful punishment awaits really bad people
#786 -269 = 807 - 1076 - +
Everything I know has been to space!
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i think, therefore i am an anarchist.
                - j. l. hudson
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the world is end and we are basking in it's imaginative echo
#2813 -31 = 106 - 137 - +
I have wrestled with death. It is the most unexciting contest you can imagine.
#4878 -41 = 90 - 131 - +
I could only masquerade
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What you change, changes you.
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Blessed are they that Hunger and thirst for justice--Fuck-ed are they that develop a taste for it.
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what can i type here that would make you think?
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Only idiots don't point out the common sense because it is common sense to point out the obvious when
it is obvious that most people are idiots.
#4290 -27 = 113 - 140 - +
spend your fucking time any fucking way you fucking feel like. everything's going to be fine.
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A CONFUSION IS JUST WHEN YOU START THINKING
#5596 -11 = 11 - 22 - +
You grok?
#3315 -13 = 162 - 175 - +
How do you think *this* got here, huh?
#3848 -11 = 133 - 144 - +
Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
-Mark Twain
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That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all.
#2620 -28 = 137 - 165 - +
Okay, everyone out of the gene pool!
#2211 -14 = 162 - 176 - +
Accepting repression? Then accept depression.
#653 -29 = 147 - 176 - +
Your insistence in objective truth is making me want to tell you grander lies
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It happened to you too
#1794 -23 = 124 - 147 - +
education is everywhere
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Abraham Lincoln shot first.
#4519 -25 = 138 - 163 - +
You just couldn't mind your own business, could you.
#3320 -19 = 124 - 143 - +
Your freedom is not under attack, in order to attack a thing it must exist.
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making you think there is only one of him.
#5216 -20 = 117 - 137 - +
After all, we only go around once. There's really no time to be afraid.
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theft is the liberty of property
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These days, it takes a square to show you what's cool.
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Knock yourself out.
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America brought democracy to my country and all I got was tortured.
#705 -26 = 146 - 172 - +
The problem is that the problem isn't a problem.
#2752 -21 = 146 - 167 - +
Save yourself FOR the salvation army?
#3486 -16 = 162 - 178 - +
Don't count on it
It is certain
It is decidedly so
Most likely
My reply is no
My sources say no
Outlook good
Outlook not so good
Reply hazy, try again
Signs point to yes
Very doubtful
Without a doubt
Yes
Yes - definitely
You may rely on it
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Ha, look at you being intelligent
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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I'm only writing these things til I see them turn up someplace in the contagious cacophony of callous culture's metastasized media.
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Don't worry, go crazy.
#3961 -35 = 128 - 163 - +
I am always right. Except when I'm left, or bluffing.
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Five is a demon.
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Sarcasm is a sign of genius.
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Look for people picking their nose in their car.
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A language is a dialect with an army
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