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there are no stupid questions, just ignorant people.
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what would you break without rules?
#3153 -105 = 373 - 478 - +
what is future
#5649 -156 = 220 - 376 - +
fathers often use too much force
#1227 -105 = 334 - 439 - +
The only enemy is good
#5887 -106 = 455 - 561 - +
Even if God existed, it would be necessary to abolish him.
#1165 -109 = 332 - 441 - +
you read my fucking mind
#3619 -106 = 218 - 324 - +
War (conflict) is the father of all and the king of all; and some he has made gods and some men, some bond and some free.
#3051 -105 = 344 - 449 - +
What is sextant,
Without a compassion?
#4406 -106 = 465 - 571 - +
the system's rigged! step aside of it! cut off it's leeching umbilical cord! let's starve it!
#4812 -104 = 220 - 324 - +
it took seeing my feet cut up and bloody to realize how long i'd been dragging them
#5744 -110 = 398 - 508 - +
conspiracy #45
 
someone actually shot JFK
#4160 -104 = 406 - 510 - +
monomania is a prerequisite of success
#2073 -108 = 339 - 447 - +
my hand gave me venereal disease! Dirty hand!!
#5993 -193 = 261 - 454 - +
You can't be late until you show up.
#3291 -109 = 214 - 323 - +
The world is a prison without bars, a concentration camp without barbed wire.
#5440 -108 = 330 - 438 - +
Liberty was that thing you lost while you were scratchin' your balls on the couch and watching the latest "America's Got Talent!" episode.
#1963 -106 = 309 - 415 - +
NO Purchase Necessary.
Ever.
#2153 -105 = 280 - 385 - +
Good, bad, *I'm* the guy with the gun!
#1344 -103 = 289 - 392 - +
I've heard it said that beliefs are like assholes; everybody has one. That being said, I wish to inform you all, that my asshole, is the one true asshole!
#5035 -108 = 294 - 402 - +
Erisianism is the ancient religion for modern times
#5701 -118 = 187 - 305 - +
Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
#5175 -105 = 356 - 461 - +
Common sense is what tells you that the world is flat.
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DNA controls you!
#1026 -128 = 250 - 378 - +
FREE THE MURDERERS!
#1281 -109 = 453 - 562 - +
money has no real value. they do not even reflect the planet resources.
#5108 -108 = 345 - 453 - +
There is no gravity, the earth just sucks.
#2845 -105 = 390 - 495 - +
"...A guy came to Fight Club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of marble." --Fight Club
#5970 -176 = 284 - 460 - +
Gravity is gay and Electro-magnetism is straight.
#5998 -167 = 242 - 409 - +
what a drag it is getting sold
#3132 -102 = 283 - 385 - +
How does spying on us catch terrorists?
#1453 -100 = 387 - 487 - +
Train of thought derailed, thousands killed.
#3527 -106 = 671 - 777 - +
every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
#4536 -120 = 671 - 791 - +
You won't meet Buddha on the road.
#3363 -105 = 323 - 428 - +
Is discrimination solved by discriminating the discriminators?
#5360 -108 = 284 - 392 - +
If you're not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate.
#3983 -104 = 546 - 650 - +
Look where all this talking got us, baby.
#4020 -107 = 330 - 437 - +
war is a purification rite
#3053 -108 = 185 - 293 - +
There is no edge: the world is boundless & forbids us from fleeing
#5876 -155 = 320 - 475 - +
Support Our Fruits.
#2580 -108 = 289 - 397 - +
Neither God nor master!
#2106 -105 = 279 - 384 - +
Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
#787 -105 = 305 - 410 - +
Just what we need, more squirrel's with machine guns
#4427 -106 = 327 - 433 - +
Drive carefully. 90% of the people in the world are caused by accidents.
#1116 -106 = 212 - 318 - +
Moderation is... luke-warm tea, the devils own brew!
#2060 -104 = 287 - 391 - +
If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is right.
#5584 -121 = 155 - 276 - +
I am nothing. Nothing is perfect. Hence I am perfect.
#4434 -105 = 305 - 410 - +
Weather's here, wish you were beautiful.
#3124 -107 = 332 - 439 - +
It’s only class war when we fight back.
#4917 -107 = 287 - 394 - +
If you don't take control of your mind, your mind will take control of you.
#1697 -106 = 279 - 385 - +
Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
#5129 -123 = 357 - 480 - +
You aren't free and you don't want to be.
We all search for our ideal cage.
#5911 -145 = 284 - 429 - +
Synthetic reality and real reality are THE SAME THING.
#2591 -107 = 279 - 386 - +
Leap before you look
#4897 -104 = 307 - 411 - +
Don't just do something--stand there!
#1080 -109 = 922 - 1031 - +
with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
#3228 -107 = 260 - 367 - +
Sanity isn't the survival trait it used to be.
#2436 -103 = 348 - 451 - +
It's never too late to start.
#1855 -108 = 469 - 577 - +
Do you mistake your inner monologue for reality?
#3640 -108 = 281 - 389 - +
The mind is what the brain does in its spare time.
#3992 -106 = 404 - 510 - +
END THOUGHT CRIME; STOP THINKING
#1147 -105 = 606 - 711 - +
One man's bomb is another man's bum
#3826 -112 = 206 - 318 - +
If you can relate to this statement you've probably lied to yourself today at least once.
#5450 -105 = 294 - 399 - +
Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of The Revolution
#925 -106 = 643 - 749 - +
DUCK !!
#1120 -105 = 262 - 367 - +
SMASH THE STATE OF MIND
#4982 -105 = 273 - 378 - +
It's always today.
#1839 -106 = 426 - 532 - +
This is just another slick marketing enterprise.
#3784 -108 = 545 - 653 - +
If you stand on this spot long enough, you will see some very strange things.
#1718 -105 = 249 - 354 - +
Laibach and Bank of England
#5871 -141 = 291 - 432 - +
The following statement is not true:
#2674 -106 = 334 - 440 - +
Mail Bombs: My Anti-Drug
#2010 -105 = 194 - 299 - +
never trust someone simply because they tell the truth
#4436 -105 = 294 - 399 - +
Albino african
#4785 -106 = 265 - 371 - +
If you're bored, you're boring.
#3984 -107 = 365 - 472 - +
People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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When the last stone from the last church falls on the last priest, Humanity will know peace.
#4865 -105 = 290 - 395 - +
Don't open a can labeled "Bees" and act surprised to find bees inside.
#6019 -172 = 210 - 382 - +
DISCO DE WAY O DE DODO TOO HO!
#6215 -10 = 16 - 26 - +
No one cares if you lie on the internet.
#2144 -107 = 388 - 495 - +
Hard drugs made me a better person.
#1376 -110 = 308 - 418 - +
Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not.
#702 -107 = 313 - 420 - +
The toof will set you fwee.
#4404 -106 = 276 - 382 - +
no one knows about the walls we are surrounded by now
#5815 -116 = 293 - 409 - +
Who loathes you, and who do you love? CTHULHU!
#3206 -106 = 359 - 465 - +
Happiness is a state of mind, but paranoid schizophrenia is way more fun.
#5302 -104 = 335 - 439 - +
it beats me how anybody can support a religion that takes a scene of capital punishment as its central image. - annie proulx
#5281 -106 = 300 - 406 - +
Please litter, landfills are bad for the environment.
#2299 -104 = 459 - 563 - +
The media lies.
#2714 -106 = 333 - 439 - +
A single nonrevolutionary weekend is infinitely more bloody than a month of permanent revolution.
#628 -104 = 438 - 542 - +
FUCKING RELAX, I WILL KILL YOU.
#6225 0 = 15 - 15 - +
destroy your mind, the rest will follow
#4623 -105 = 366 - 471 - +
is there someone standing behind me?
#5031 -103 = 232 - 335 - +
Use only as directed.
#3032 -110 = 252 - 362 - +
Laziness is a Parent of wisdom
#5907 -155 = 326 - 481 - +
Make a man a fire and he'll be warm through the night.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
#2011 -112 = 299 - 411 - +
Your insistence in objective truth is making me want to tell you grander lies
#5038 -106 = 742 - 848 - +
Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
#5002 -123 = 637 - 760 - +
This is a mindjacking!
#2900 -107 = 434 - 541 - +
No bird whistle in the anti-ghost prision.
#5652 -116 = 217 - 333 - +

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