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randy savage died for your sins
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The penis is mightier than the sword.
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There is no evil, only suffering.
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All the horrible shit you're paranoid of is coming true.
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myth can make reality more intelligible
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That makes sense
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Back to yellow tomorrow
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Whose eyes are your eyes?
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Law = X/0
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If you aren't worried, you aren't paying attention.
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Heroes Needed! Inquire within.
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IF Chaos is order and order is Chaos is there chaos and order or just existence without definition
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Beware your actions, your future is another's past.
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Ignoring politics won't make it disappear.
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We don't have an oversight problem. We have an undersight problem.
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Everything happens for no reason
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This message is not for you.
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THIS REVOLUTION IS ONE-HUNDRED PER CENT GOVERNMENT APPROVED
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i is imaginary.
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In the long run we are all dead.
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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Fill in the blank: I'm always ______ myself.
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Ignorance knows no boundaries.
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Tear off all your labels.
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If you can this.... you can read
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Oh! sorry, I didn't recognise you with your clothes on.
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The vast, shadowy organizations you fear are made up of frightened, neurotic little people just like you.
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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the unknown has done nothing to warrant it being something worth fearing
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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Things fell apart and nobody did much of anything
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get fired. taste delicious.
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you must have one grand passion
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Read out loud.
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No amount of faith can undo a fact
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There is no such thing as a stupid question until you ask it. -tgwtg- (ask him)
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Abstinence is retarded and dangerous.
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They Live. We sleep
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Roll again.
#3545 -14 = 144 - 158 - +
Entropy is just improvement in disguise
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Reality is the Illusion of Reason.
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You can only get caught if it's illegal.
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the nile is not a stream of consciousess
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Grab it and feel it
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the meek really will inherit the earth, 6 foot by 3 of it...
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suk up and pop
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Bi-Curiosity killed the ____________.
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This is a question?
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Never ask for anything ... especially from those more powerful than you
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Do you smell bacon?
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i used to be religious, but then i discovered hotdogs.
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One who defends those around him may be brave, but is also stupid. I wished I was stupid, sometimes.
- Foxius
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The best thing a true patriot can do is take down his own government.
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Now you know how Cattle Feel.
#2186 -13 = 158 - 171 - +
Instant opinion:
Malice generally is stupidity.
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I could only masquerade
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This is not "This is not a pipe".
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Is "who knows" a rhetorical question?(?)
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The Crazy is everywhere and getting stronger.
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I waited and waited and you never came. It's over.
- The Revolution
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Nothing validates my existence more, than the appetite for YOUR own self destruction.
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You DON'T want me to translate that. No, really you don't.
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Chaste makes waste.
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I am an elitist asshole and I fully support and endorse your right to be an idiot.
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Moisten pellets with water to stimulate feeding behavior.
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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Live on Earth as though you were colonizing Mars.
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Fuck the System? Fuck the Man? Fuck this shit?
Nah, find a cute person you like and Fuck them, Fuck them hard!
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#tigerblood
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am unable to take a lot!
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Eris may help you.
Most likely, she will not.
-Foxius
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(on A toilet door) Out of order! Use the stairs.
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reward failure, BUY AMERICA
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Freedom is a party
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No hidden window here.
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HIMEOBS: Dude, where's my spysat?
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I don't believe you.
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Guns Protect Killers.
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there are no stupid questions, just ignorant people.
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See side panel for exciting recipe ideas.
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what is an apple but an overly-ripe pear?©
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If you're not part of the solution or the problem, then you're a pawn.
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fun is my function
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The secret to my success: Poor impulse control.
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million paper pushers do.
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I will never lie to you.
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There is no need to apologize for reality.
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Alcohol kills. Take LSD.
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Confusion, not knowledge, is the road to wisdom.
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Sooner or later we'll get your kids
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I take not taking life too seriously very seriously. - Rock Cowles
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Anarchism is a game at which the police can beat you.
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Ultimately wise magic crystal ball divination says: MAYBE
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Everything is true; everything else is bullshit.
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Some farts go poof.
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Why is it we can see the foolishness of the blind leading the blind, and yet miss the same pitiful futility of the sane leading the sane?
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Believing is seeing.
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Don't count on it
It is certain
It is decidedly so
Most likely
My reply is no
My sources say no
Outlook good
Outlook not so good
Reply hazy, try again
Signs point to yes
Very doubtful
Without a doubt
Yes
Yes - definitely
You may rely on it
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I see incipient boredom in the faces of all around me. woe is them! Especially that loser in my mirror. no way is that me...
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Santanism is the practice of sacrificing your children to the false god of economic exponentialism.
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