Semi Official Memebomb Archive

money has no real value. they do not even reflect the planet resources.
#5108 -27 = 102 - 129 - +
What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
#3140 -153 = 624 - 777 - +
believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
#824 -31 = 74 - 105 - +
How do you expect me to take it seriously if i can't make fun of it?
#4435 -1 = 135 - 136 - +
you're mortal. You're gonna die. You're already dead -No offense.
#4595 -17 = 103 - 120 - +
Social darwinists are evolutionarily unfit.
#3680 -12 = 174 - 186 - +
Moisten pellets with water to stimulate feeding behavior.
#2063 -11 = 126 - 137 - +
I'm just a box in a cage.
#3931 -19 = 119 - 138 - +
If you can this.... you can read
#4349 -24 = 96 - 120 - +
Laugh, and the world ignores you. Crying doesn't help either.
#1940 -37 = 91 - 128 - +
Refuse to be remastered
#4829 -14 = 45 - 59 - +
Freedom? Freedom is for proles.
#1296 -15 = 113 - 128 - +
Hypocrisy has saved us from many bad ideas that might otherwise have been practiced as well as preached.
#3967 -20 = 102 - 122 - +
When the culture is built around 'appearing', 'doing' becomes a political act in itself.
#4437 -24 = 132 - 156 - +
maybe tomorrow will be even MORE perfect.
#2037 -27 = 78 - 105 - +
Humans sure have a strange way of dying.
#1466 -35 = 105 - 140 - +
We are blinded by the colour, and see the world in black and white.
#3071 -18 = 115 - 133 - +
Every time the organ grinder plays, the monkey gets the itch to dance.
#4858 -21 = 51 - 72 - +
Politicians do not rule our lives: a million paper pushers do.
#2312 -14 = 113 - 127 - +
Make it so!
#2012 -26 = 73 - 99 - +
Listen to the noise.
#3631 -20 = 151 - 171 - +
Go on, I won't tell.
#1328 -31 = 88 - 119 - +
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum: I think I think, therefore I think I am.
#926 -38 = 98 - 136 - +
I take a little solace in the fact that everyone who uses the term 'sheeple' learned it from someone else.
#3554 -13 = 135 - 148 - +
[Verification needed]
#4679 -13 = 99 - 112 - +
those who do the impossible never believe the impossible
#2943 -28 = 127 - 155 - +
private property created crime
#2330 -23 = 66 - 89 - +
Rational explanations only trump irrational explanations with other rational people.
#2375 -6 = 132 - 138 - +
With correct logic, you can prove anything that's true.
With incorrect logic, you can prove twice as much.
#4548 -11 = 97 - 108 - +
YOU MUST BE ABLE TO READ THIS SIGN
#3340 -15 = 163 - 178 - +
Keep reaching for that fruit, monkey!
#4147 -11 = 105 - 116 - +
All law and order is a temporary accident.
#4775 -20 = 55 - 75 - +
So what reason did me punching you in the face happen for?
#5141 -43 = 97 - 140 - +
WARNING: Reading this sign is forbidden.
#3651 -17 = 410 - 427 - +
The University's needle exchange program has been closed due to public outcry
#4932 -11 = 72 - 83 - +
Convictions cause convicts.
#953 -21 = 89 - 110 - +
Percepi et esse.
#2286 -33 = 110 - 143 - +
What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
-Richard Harkness
#3145 -21 = 90 - 111 - +
Until, one by one... HE DESTROYED THEM ALL!
#3028 -42 = 125 - 167 - +
しょがない。
#5391 -14 = 74 - 88 - +
The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
#3605 -8 = 142 - 150 - +
The cotton clothing is made of grows in Mississippi.
#2652 -21 = 122 - 143 - +
Abel had no descendants.
#4209 -17 = 129 - 146 - +
God doesn't give a fuck.
Get over it.
#1333 -6 = 100 - 106 - +
This is inappropriate
#2904 -13 = 104 - 117 - +
I am no longer infected
#1482 -17 = 106 - 123 - +
DO NOT READ THIS
#4338 -41 = 122 - 163 - +
NO ONE SAVES YOU
#5431 -11 = 97 - 108 - +
The apocalypse is the root of all evil.
#3455 -48 = 114 - 162 - +
Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
#971 4 = 201 - 197 - +
A bit of fragrance clings to the hand that gives flowers.
#5069 -20 = 61 - 81 - +
When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
#3808 199 = 1234 - 1035 - +
Moderation is... luke-warm tea, the devils own brew!
#2060 -8 = 108 - 116 - +
the most things on the Internet is a waste of time but a nice kind of wasting your time! TO Know what is time-wasting and what is useful or good too keep, you have to test it all - OMG!
#5198 -15 = 65 - 80 - +
Disregard any further announcements.
disregard any further announcements.
#4693 -26 = 61 - 87 - +
re-evolution!
#4618 -41 = 60 - 101 - +
Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
#2538 -182 = 650 - 832 - +
There can be no difference anywhere that does not make a difference somewhere.
-William James
#2839 -10 = 126 - 136 - +
to be placed on stickers : this is not a sticker
#4426 -24 = 88 - 112 - +
Pain unlike pleasure wears no mask.
#2261 -24 = 86 - 110 - +
what can i type here that would make you think?
#4682 -11 = 314 - 325 - +
Be all that you can be
#5022 -15 = 103 - 118 - +
Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
#5175 -13 = 64 - 77 - +
Clap your hands if you believe in the Federal Reserve
#5074 -8 = 87 - 95 - +
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
-Groucho Marx
#2147 -25 = 112 - 137 - +
you are stupid and evil and do not know that you are stupid and evil
#3273 -29 = 74 - 103 - +
If Cthulhu calls... let the machine pick it up.
#1636 -16 = 101 - 117 - +
If your face were a tree, it would be different.
#1738 -18 = 121 - 139 - +
You've been watching us but we've been watching you. Who are you with?
#4870 -24 = 48 - 72 - +
the revolution will not realised
#2773 -15 = 166 - 181 - +
The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
#2646 -33 = 95 - 128 - +
It's not a benefit unless you use it.
#1861 -11 = 123 - 134 - +
Thou shalt not misspell thine neurotransmitters.
#2950 -22 = 88 - 110 - +
It is better to learn to embrace the darkness than to waste electricity turning on all the lights and making them explode.
#5232 -13 = 81 - 94 - +
most people are not fit to rule themselves
#2075 -11 = 116 - 127 - +
get fired. taste delicious.
#4629 -30 = 61 - 91 - +
No forbidding allowed.
#2131 -4 = 145 - 149 - +
if you have many desires your life will be interesting
#1702 -23 = 114 - 137 - +
If you won't shut the hell up, go watch TV so it can shut you the hell up.
#1730 -26 = 72 - 98 - +
Is this enough validation for your insecurities?
#1788 -17 = 125 - 142 - +
TAKE THIS AS A SIGN
#4233 -15 = 138 - 153 - +
If you're not confused, you're ignorant.
#4788 -17 = 83 - 100 - +
An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
#707 -24 = 84 - 108 - +
the world is end and we are basking in it's imaginative echo
#2813 -31 = 80 - 111 - +
He gives twice who gives promptly.
-Publilius Syrus
#1390 -38 = 106 - 144 - +
When the last stone from the last church falls on the last priest, Humanity will know peace.
#4865 -15 = 62 - 77 - +
Break a pattern today.
#857 -30 = 104 - 134 - +
I regret to inform you that you have been replaced with a robot. Please proceed to the nearest execution box.
#1558 -20 = 99 - 119 - +
We should all quit whinging.
#3109 -232 = 677 - 909 - +
It is not the death of the government but rather the death of it's people that destroys freedom
#1816 -13 = 90 - 103 - +
As long as the music's loud enough, we won't hear the world falling apart.
#767 -24 = 92 - 116 - +
Pawn Takes king.
#4916 -5 = 83 - 88 - +
FUCK SPARTA!
#5036 -13 = 72 - 85 - +
abstraction is a type of decadence
#650 -60 = 73 - 133 - +
mastarbation is the best way to build and practice your imagination
#4492 -16 = 101 - 117 - +
an elite is inevitable
#706 -215 = 578 - 793 - +
Poor american christians: trapped between the sin city and the big apple.
#4799 -19 = 45 - 64 - +
Being who you are is it's own built-in punishment or reward.
#817 -23 = 80 - 103 - +
confusing yourself is a way to stay honest
#938 -3 = 186 - 189 - +
Hail Stones!
#1371 -16 = 127 - 143 - +

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