As I see it, yes
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
The worst you can do is kill me. What I can do to you, however, is far more horrifying. I Can wake you up.
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time mach...
I will now demonstrate my time machine !
Huh, the batteries are already dry?
be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
The management would like to remind you, the valued customer, that not all moustaches are made of hair. Thank you.
Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous.
Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be. After summer is winter, and after winter, summer. It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man rules now, it shall rule again. As a foulness shall ye know it.
...And the possibility of winding up alone is so threatening and suffocating and overwhelming that you think, maybe I should just roll with it.
All supposedly 'selfless' acts are entirely selfish. when someone wants to give money to charity they are selfishly doing what they want to do.
The Average Person has less than three Original Thoughts per week.
You'd better get cracking.
PLEASE DO GO INSANE WHILE REMAINING SANE
PLEASE NOTE THE PRECEDING ISN'T A REAL QUANTUM INTERCAL STATEMENT
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