Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Pretend to be real.
#3863 -11 = 113 - 124 - +
A Chilld in the hood, is your boot in my ass !
#5342 -5 = 60 - 65 - +
you are not your bumper sticker or how much gas you have in the tank
#3538 -17 = 90 - 107 - +
Don't read me, I'm embarrassed about being self-referential.
#1093 4 = 361 - 357 - +
fat people think they are fat.
#4166 -228 = 657 - 885 - +
Wroth like a zealot, believing in nothing and suspecting all. Annhilative, to the point of hyperbole.
Passionate as napalm, yet contained and masterful like unto calligraphic strokes.
#3242 -10 = 167 - 177 - +
When the winds of change blow hard enough even the most trivial of things can turn into deadly projectiles.
#3177 -13 = 135 - 148 - +
If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in braille.
#1645 -18 = 120 - 138 - +
it's on purpose that i live a purposeless life.
#4544 -30 = 89 - 119 - +
Great! Doesn't it
#1352 -43 = 68 - 111 - +
being who you are is it's own reward
#819 -21 = 93 - 114 - +
Right now, someone is having fun without you
#5072 -7 = 48 - 55 - +
Grab it and feel it
#4868 -13 = 54 - 67 - +
So, read any good books lately?
#2502 -17 = 77 - 94 - +
The concept is simply staggering. Pointless, but staggering.
#2649 -3 = 178 - 181 - +
Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
#5010 -2 = 84 - 86 - +
One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Flu Fish
#4046 -18 = 84 - 102 - +
Therefore, by transitive relation, theft is liberty.
#2870 -16 = 70 - 86 - +
YOU ARE NOW AWARE OF EVERY TIME YOU BLINK.
#3267 -16 = 114 - 130 - +
You are a product.
#3809 -4 = 134 - 138 - +
"OH NO YOU DID"
#3454 -17 = 106 - 123 - +
life is a shitty videogame, with great graphics.
#4529 -7 = 124 - 131 - +
dqqobdobdqbbdoqbdbqobdbqobdbqdoqbo
#5475 1 = 3 - 2 - +
I need someone real bad. Are you real bad?
#1548 -16 = 162 - 178 - +
If vegetarians eat vegetables, I guess that makes me a humanitarian.
#1669 -11 = 101 - 112 - +
killing is unavoidable but nothing to be proud of
#1925 -22 = 84 - 106 - +
Curiosity killed the cat. Don't be a pussy.
#967 -12 = 71 - 83 - +
Love scares empty hearts
#5406 -8 = 68 - 76 - +
When you have had all that you can take, put the rest back.
#3183 -17 = 112 - 129 - +
Your ego is biohazard
#3397 -20 = 120 - 140 - +
Yeti Crossing. Beware of penguins.
#4080 -16 = 125 - 141 - +
Expectations are preconceived disappointments!
#5322 -2 = 110 - 112 - +
Holy Shit, did you see that!? No, of course not, you were reading this note.
#4742 -12 = 110 - 122 - +
Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
#2970 -9 = 506 - 515 - +
Empty Heart, Empty Mind, Empty Soul - VACANCY!!
#4372 -20 = 76 - 96 - +
The moral of the story is: Kill the parents kill the children.
#2719 -8 = 137 - 145 - +
Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
#1179 -31 = 71 - 102 - +
the idea of transcendence is used to obscure oppression
#2693 0 = 157 - 157 - +
I do hesitate to ask.
#5465 -18 = 21 - 39 - +
You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
#3360 -18 = 403 - 421 - +
You may delay, but time will not.
- Benjamin Franklin
#3336 -10 = 111 - 121 - +
Quick! Go home! You're missing your favorite television program!
#4217 -8 = 140 - 148 - +
The future is history.
#2677 -16 = 135 - 151 - +
He who lives without folly is less wise than he believes.
#1397 -18 = 91 - 109 - +
Dying can be hazardous to your health.
#1125 -32 = 144 - 176 - +
You don't really fit in this hole.
#3308 -28 = 97 - 125 - +
Never trust anyone who talks for a living.
#4440 -24 = 69 - 93 - +
The fuck do you mean with that?
#4580 -27 = 76 - 103 - +
If you stand on this spot long enough, you will see some very strange things.
#1718 -13 = 99 - 112 - +
Don't run! We are your friends!
#1094 -9 = 110 - 119 - +
Why will you forget this message ever existed?
#3219 -31 = 90 - 121 - +
All the horrible shit you're paranoid of is coming true.
#690 -20 = 82 - 102 - +
People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
-George Orwell
#2279 -10 = 91 - 101 - +
every one of you assholes thinks you are interpreting "do what thou wilt ...." correctly...but you are all wrong! (ok, Not very catchy but its true.)
#4818 -26 = 41 - 67 - +
care to expand?
#3457 -14 = 84 - 98 - +
slipping into madness is good for the sake of comparison
#2491 -14 = 83 - 97 - +
you don't know about the future yet.........i don't think your'e gonna like the one your gonna get.
#5445 -20 = 57 - 77 - +
Your zombie sheep are being programmed as we speak.
#4105 -34 = 180 - 214 - +
I never remember a face, but I always forget a name.
#1550 -14 = 87 - 101 - +
If you have to ask, you're not allowed to know.
#1704 -21 = 109 - 130 - +
re-evolution!
#4618 -37 = 56 - 93 - +
No one gets out alive.
#2145 -8 = 92 - 100 - +
Today is a good day to sign up for the revolution!
#2988 -5 = 121 - 126 - +
Mail Bombs: My Anti-Drug
#2010 -33 = 69 - 102 - +
If you're bored, you're boring.
#3984 -6 = 123 - 129 - +
It only gets weirder from here!
#4123 -10 = 89 - 99 - +
playing it safe can cause a lot of damage in the long run
#2294 -18 = 87 - 105 - +
think for yourself or question everything and know nothing
#5408 -15 = 61 - 76 - +
live your life such that if you wrote your biography nobody would believe it
#4879 -25 = 27 - 52 - +
Normality = boring-reality
#5131 -17 = 114 - 131 - +
Sometimes I become spell-bound in the middle of Wal-Mart.
#2525 -13 = 154 - 167 - +
If you are going through hell, keep going. — Winston Churchill
#1672 -11 = 121 - 132 - +
Blasphemy is my religion
#4227 -17 = 117 - 134 - +
Its the penultimate countdown.
#1884 -35 = 89 - 124 - +
Learn with other people errors, you can't do all of them personally.
#4362 -39 = 60 - 99 - +
A thing with just one meaning has scarcely any meaning at all.
#4698 -7 = 180 - 187 - +
I regret to inform you that you have been replaced with a robot. Please proceed to the nearest execution box.
#1558 -19 = 92 - 111 - +
if the average woman wold rather have beauty than brains, it's because the average man can see better than he can think. - gregory benford
#4847 -36 = 41 - 77 - +
make sure you get all your daily requirements of violence and miniatures
#2014 -13 = 136 - 149 - +
Asking questions is the only way to get answers.
#3900 -6 = 142 - 148 - +
Use condoms while screwing the establishment.
#3030 -8 = 254 - 262 - +
The following statement is true; the preceding statement is false.
#5019 -13 = 91 - 104 - +
DOWN WITH DISEASE
#1111 -8 = 171 - 179 - +
Less is a possibilty
#1949 -10 = 136 - 146 - +
Money is like a bowl of hot soup; if you don’t blow it, you can’t enjoy it right away
#5032 -24 = 56 - 80 - +
What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
-Richard Harkness
#3145 -19 = 86 - 105 - +
Are you sure? Why not?
#3707 -9 = 114 - 123 - +
if you aren't political your personal life should be exemplary
#1677 -25 = 95 - 120 - +
She dropped them back up my bag by the idea.
#2467 -25 = 62 - 87 - +
if voting could change the system, it would be against the law.
#4838 -18 = 51 - 69 - +
read this very carefully i will only write this once.
#4189 -18 = 144 - 162 - +
The Crusades were the product of brand loyalty.
#3655 46 = 1058 - 1012 - +
The only historically justified tactic is extremist innovation.
#3869 -19 = 97 - 116 - +
You know it's a bad morning when you get up out of bed and miss the floor.
#3325 -3 = 133 - 136 - +
Just what we need, more squirrel's with machine guns
#4427 -15 = 128 - 143 - +
SPOILERS: You die at the end.
#2536 -5 = 283 - 288 - +
The vast, shadowy organizations you fear are made up of frightened, neurotic little people just like you.
#4060 -23 = 146 - 169 - +
the only important elements in any society are teh artistic and the criminal, because they alone, by questioning society's values, can force it to change.
     - Samuel R. delany
#4842 -18 = 63 - 81 - +
Within 24 hours, something will happen to you. Don't be afraid. It's the beginning of a story.
#3230 -13 = 562 - 575 - +
some say freedom is free, but we tend to disagree.
#4970 -11 = 69 - 80 - +

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