Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Narrow Mindedness is an awful condition to contract.
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change is valuable when the oppressed become tyrants
#900 -15 = 108 - 123 - +
Jesus was a Buddhist
#1894 -16 = 89 - 105 - +
Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
#1084 -12 = 122 - 134 - +
Well, it looks like blind, screaming hedonism won out.
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If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are.
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Great minds think alike, but they seldom march in single file.
#1351 -10 = 193 - 203 - +
get fired. taste delicious.
#4629 -29 = 61 - 90 - +
Sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers.
#2485 -8 = 106 - 114 - +
Hedonism is vastly over-rated.
#3939 -28 = 94 - 122 - +
Welcome to the Federal Bureau for Reducing Bureaucracy!
#3127 -17 = 115 - 132 - +
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
#4387 -35 = 75 - 110 - +
Religion teaches us that when a man commits adultery it is the woman's fault unless it is the women's fault.
#5442 -32 = 77 - 109 - +
Welcome home
#3125 -42 = 79 - 121 - +
It is not down on any map; true places never are.
#1813 -20 = 94 - 114 - +
Plagiarism is necessary; progress implies it.
#3870 -9 = 172 - 181 - +
Habeas Corpus
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My pockets went to Distopia
#4780 -17 = 53 - 70 - +
Go on, I won't tell.
#1328 -32 = 84 - 116 - +
Weather's here, wish you were beautiful.
#3124 -13 = 131 - 144 - +
"Consistency is a Rationalist Fetish." -@fenris23
#3868 -2 = 497 - 499 - +
Unemployment is not a disease; so it has no cure
#3023 -31 = 75 - 106 - +
First there was nothing, so the lord gave us light. There was still nothing, but at least you could see it.
#1248 -12 = 117 - 129 - +
It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
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Everything I know has been to space!
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My biology I know. You I worry about.
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A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.
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There is a puppy in that room over there. If you think about the puppy, he dies a horrible death. Don't let the Puppy die.
#4856 -17 = 58 - 75 - +
you left the iron on.
#3331 -13 = 124 - 137 - +
He's a trash-culture king on a four-color throne
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An honest politician is a national calamity.
#4959 -36 = 56 - 92 - +
Congratulations! - You've found clue no.5 !
The old lady will give you your next clue
#941 -18 = 224 - 242 - +
Jesus made a good profit
#1893 -26 = 77 - 103 - +
NOTICE: Your notice of this sign has been noticed and noted. Thank you.
#3652 -17 = 208 - 225 - +
Citing historical precedent is bad form.
#4064 -15 = 192 - 207 - +
Maybe you're a product too
#5083 -10 = 85 - 95 - +
Blessed are they that Hunger and thirst for justice--Fuck-ed are they that develop a taste for it.
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Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
#2345 -15 = 113 - 128 - +
"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing after they've exausted every other option." Winston Churchill
#577 -23 = 89 - 112 - +
For every new foolproof invention there is a new and improved fool.
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strength.
-Eric Hoffer
#2429 -9 = 107 - 116 - +
STOP YOUR CHILDREN FROM LEARNING!
#2561 -19 = 92 - 111 - +
When opportunity knocks, escape through the back door
#3171 -6 = 105 - 111 - +
Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
#2557 -28 = 78 - 106 - +
Choose your bondage: conformist or nonconformist.
#915 -31 = 227 - 258 - +
when you act like someone is your enemy, they'll soon start playing to the role as they feel threatened.
#3180 -23 = 90 - 113 - +
Did you know that lithium builds up in the fatty tissues of the body?
#1015 -25 = 164 - 189 - +
THEY buy your happiness. Steal it back.
#2876 -14 = 97 - 111 - +
Money is truthful. When a man speaks of honor, make him pay cash.
#2070 -24 = 112 - 136 - +
You are now entering chapel perilous
#4582 -14 = 97 - 111 - +
the idiot in the box looks at the idiot in the box and ___
#4717 -13 = 80 - 93 - +
If you stand on this spot long enough, you will see some very strange things.
#1718 -16 = 102 - 118 - +
Hunger is the mother of beauty
#4741 -10 = 97 - 107 - +
Alarm clocks kill dreams.
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You won't meet Buddha on the road.
#3363 -11 = 134 - 145 - +
If you fuck the system without protection something nasty is bound to happen.
#1700 -2 = 176 - 178 - +
the revolution will not realised
#2773 -17 = 160 - 177 - +
What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
-Richard Harkness
#3145 -21 = 89 - 110 - +
adjust your tie.
#662 -29 = 99 - 128 - +
Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down.
#744 -38 = 81 - 119 - +
If you meet the Gouda on the road, grill it.
#1711 -24 = 109 - 133 - +
Eternal Truths are neither.
#1161 -2 = 153 - 155 - +
Though it all looks different now, I know it's still the same...
#2951 -17 = 114 - 131 - +
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
#861 -30 = 99 - 129 - +
No amount of faith can undo a fact
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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Aborton kills, but so does McDonalds.
#644 -37 = 95 - 132 - +
I'm only writing these things til I see them turn up someplace in the contagious cacophony of callous culture's metastasized media.
#5404 -11 = 65 - 76 - +
Enlightenment is Bullshit
#1152 -28 = 92 - 120 - +
The mainstream is; Warm and Cozy; Running down my thigh.
#2708 -17 = 106 - 123 - +
Hot Topic is to rebellion as Hot Pockets are to nutrition.
#1443 -33 = 114 - 147 - +
Men do not despise a thief if he steals to satisfy his hunger when he is starving.
-Proverbs 6:30
#2043 -19 = 118 - 137 - +
then a lamentable faculty arose in their spirits, that of seeing stupidity and no longer being able to tolerate it. - G. flaubert
#5284 -16 = 75 - 91 - +
Life is a hard life.
#5173 -14 = 65 - 79 - +
Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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99% think conformity is wrong. Do you?
#4506 -16 = 88 - 104 - +
"Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war..." -why cry havoc when you can wreak it?
#5070 -18 = 60 - 78 - +
there is an error in this sentence.
#4634 -28 = 68 - 96 - +
I started to correct my mistakes, but realized what I was doing in time.
#1565 -19 = 82 - 101 - +
I have wrestled with death. It is the most unexciting contest you can imagine.
#4878 -40 = 67 - 107 - +
I intend to live forever or die trying.
#1526 -16 = 128 - 144 - +
I'll get all of you someday. I'll wipe out your whole family.
#1596 -13 = 163 - 176 - +
This sign is not self-referential.
#2935 -24 = 120 - 144 - +
BRAKE YOUR LAWLS!
#854 -25 = 125 - 150 - +
Is it mercy if it means misery for another?
#4077 -11 = 109 - 120 - +
To speak of right and wrong per se makes no sense at all. No act of violence, rape, exploitation, destruction, is intrinsically unjust, since life itself is violent, rapacious, exploitative, and destructive, and cannot be conceived otherwise.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
#2983 -19 = 96 - 115 - +
Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer.
#2486 -1 = 121 - 122 - +
PRIVATIZE THE IRS! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
#2331 -40 = 74 - 114 - +
...there is only black, or white.
cause grey is,
 either washed out black,
or dirty white...
T.B.
#5151 -6 = 113 - 119 - +
Use no hooks.
#3031 -29 = 84 - 113 - +
Grab life by the neck and squeeze!
#1348 -9 = 105 - 114 - +
Authorised graffiti area
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I take my comedy seriously, and my seriousness humorously.
#4823 -12 = 74 - 86 - +
I managed to sneak up behind you while you were reading this.
#1545 -10 = 175 - 185 - +
The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
#5047 -18 = 44 - 62 - +
Discordia is the study of MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
#5399 -10 = 68 - 78 - +
KICK NADS. KICK NADS NOW.
#1919 -20 = 80 - 100 - +
If the cap fits, your head's the right size
#4283 -16 = 91 - 107 - +
Flee at once, all is discovered.
#1253 -19 = 104 - 123 - +
The invisible hand of the market will never work without an invisible fist.
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