Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I am uncertain.
- Heisenburg
#1486 -20 = 74 - 94 - +
DIY
#1025 -22 = 66 - 88 - +
There are no security cameras on the premises.
#2829 -2 = 78 - 80 - +
Surrealism aims at the total transformation of the mind and all that resembles it.
#2587 -9 = 111 - 120 - +
To be happy living in this world, there are sides of the soul one must entirely paralyze.
#2973 -7 = 52 - 59 - +
And the Battle Raged on and on: fueled by the venom of hatred for mankind...
#4944 -14 = 28 - 42 - +
Warning: mind The Gap.
#3659 -3 = 75 - 78 - +
ambivalence can ruin your life
#704 -26 = 68 - 94 - +
Do you ever feel like putting your fist through a window just so you can feel something?
#1053 -11 = 92 - 103 - +
Here, take this shovel. You know what to do.
#1409 -8 = 120 - 128 - +
Seriousness is death
#4739 -5 = 42 - 47 - +
The future is history.
#2677 -6 = 109 - 115 - +
There are persons who, when they cease to shock us, cease to interest us.
-F. H. Bradley
#2832 -10 = 69 - 79 - +
I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
#1487 -184 = 419 - 603 - +
Don't believe you know - know you believe
#5114 -6 = 33 - 39 - +
I prefer to think of them as the Ten Suggestions.
#1556 -4 = 82 - 86 - +
We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.
-Ed Vargo
#3122 -3 = 75 - 78 - +
If it is the case that when all you have is a hammer, everything becomes a nail, then what does it mean when the only utensils left are knives?
#4978 -11 = 37 - 48 - +
Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down.
#744 -24 = 50 - 74 - +
help me i've turned into paper
#1404 -11 = 68 - 79 - +
For him to get a clue would require heroic implant surgery.
#1268 -5 = 99 - 104 - +
WHAT IS THE EXACT NATURE OF THE CATASTROPHE?
#4593 -22 = 37 - 59 - +
If it weren't for humans there would be no Good or Evil.
#4439 -24 = 104 - 128 - +
No matter where you go, there I am.
#4412 -6 = 75 - 81 - +
Stop whining -- YOU let them do it.
#3845 -24 = 105 - 129 - +
just believing something can make it happen
#1912 -7 = 77 - 84 - +
There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
#4382 75 = 401 - 326 - +
meme is what a child yells when raising their hand to be chosen
#4640 -45 = 47 - 92 - +
If voting actually worked then it would be against the law
#1670 -13 = 382 - 395 - +
The fuck do you mean with that?
#4580 -11 = 59 - 70 - +
Why die today ? Pay the late fee and die next week!
#4986 -10 = 36 - 46 - +
Congratulations! - You've found clue no.5 !
The old lady will give you your next clue
#941 -12 = 189 - 201 - +
I don't know if it's lonely at the top
but it's pretty crowded at the bottom
#1507 -13 = 376 - 389 - +
god created masturbation.
satan created porno.
#4163 -40 = 132 - 172 - +
Democracy is a popularity contest.
#1001 -12 = 78 - 90 - +
Never give an inch!
#2113 -1 = 89 - 90 - +
We are watching you
#3077 -2 = 206 - 208 - +
Think outside which box?
#3946 -8 = 82 - 90 - +
Plan early, plan twice
#4749 -8 = 22 - 30 - +
The surrealist is the only realist.
#4316 -19 = 80 - 99 - +
revolution begins with changes in the individual
#2418 -18 = 65 - 83 - +
zed bed a loola, she's my baby...
#4885 -6 = 23 - 29 - +
We're not doing scientific research, we're killing people.
#3119 -10 = 66 - 76 - +
Buddha made me do it.
#3985 -13 = 89 - 102 - +
Obedience crimes: Thank you for your cooperation.
#2187 -18 = 65 - 83 - +
Nothing happens for a reason; when it does, pay attention.
#5109 -9 = 45 - 54 - +
the universe doesn't give a shit about you. sorry you had to find out in the form of a crappy meme bomb, but it's true. still a nice place to visit, though.
#4289 -16 = 60 - 76 - +
smash -HERE- to find out
#2495 0 = 64 - 64 - +
In my world poo taste sweet.
#4352 -13 = 65 - 78 - +
the human brain is like a grizzly bear with a midget on the back trying to control it
#2691 -10 = 85 - 95 - +
relativity is no boon to mankind
#2399 -14 = 48 - 62 - +
Shut up, you are your speech!
#3506 -31 = 54 - 85 - +
Who told you to believe that?
#4074 -5 = 378 - 383 - +
Mankind has been on a bad trip for a long time now.
#2025 -6 = 78 - 84 - +
Don't worry, no one else believes this bullshit either.
#1105 -13 = 80 - 93 - +
Take a picture, it'll last longer.
#2592 -20 = 44 - 64 - +
Tax is more addictive than crack.
#3856 -3 = 123 - 126 - +
If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy.
#1648 -18 = 98 - 116 - +
Stop it, just fucking stop it.
#2554 -20 = 66 - 86 - +
We could do that, but it would be wrong, that's for sure.
#3082 -10 = 101 - 111 - +
Impressive; but how big's your dick?
#1753 -19 = 59 - 78 - +
Actions speak louder than words... but nothing speaks louder than they who take no action
#5021 -6 = 24 - 30 - +
sloppy thinking gets worse over time
#2492 -8 = 71 - 79 - +
I haven't lost my mind; it's back up on tape somewhere.
#1523 -4 = 62 - 66 - +
Apocalypse!
#745 -33 = 49 - 82 - +
reality.sys corrupted. universe halted. reboot (y/n)?
#2386 4 = 252 - 248 - +
How do you get all those coins?
#1451 -2 = 89 - 91 - +
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#4373 -13 = 51 - 64 - +
Disorder is order.
#4915 -5 = 16 - 21 - +
On Earth there is no reckoning.
#2216 -14 = 109 - 123 - +
FREE SPEECH IS THE RIGHT TO SHOUT
'THEATER' IN A CROWDED FIRE.
#3414 -3 = 82 - 85 - +
Be a badass
#796 -31 = 64 - 95 - +
Click here to win.
#919 -3 = 163 - 166 - +
But I'm already repressed!
#870 -29 = 63 - 92 - +
There is no Santa Claus. It's your parents. Same goes for Jesus.
#2849 -26 = 59 - 85 - +
it's not an afterlife; it's an afterthought.
#1862 -8 = 73 - 81 - +
Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape.
#3820 -9 = 495 - 504 - +
The universe is laughing behind your back.
#2798 -4 = 78 - 82 - +
This message is false
#2923 -23 = 259 - 282 - +
I believe that everyone is entitled to my opinion.
#1488 -9 = 105 - 114 - +
I used to be self-actualized, now I'm just confused.
#1575 -2 = 81 - 83 - +
Equality for all !!!
Tax god and satan !!!
#5262 -1 = 8 - 9 - +
Disregard any further announcements.
disregard any further announcements.
#4693 -10 = 33 - 43 - +
The revolution will not be teleprompted.
#2771 -25 = 101 - 126 - +
ok, let's be serious for a moment and face it: any kind of vampirism, and i'm thinking of the capitalist kind, is high treason to humankind. we should treat it as such.
#4813 -2 = 35 - 37 - +
RUN WHILE YUO STILL HAVE LEGS!
#2430 -12 = 76 - 88 - +
The meaning of life is [DATA EXPUNGED].
#5246 -7 = 14 - 21 - +
Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
#5187 0 = 24 - 24 - +
Guy Debord is dead, don't consume his corpse.
#1363 -22 = 62 - 84 - +
Are you sophisticated? Good.
#754 -19 = 102 - 121 - +
push yourself to the limit as often as possible
#2348 -8 = 50 - 58 - +
Getting back to where you once belong is a long an winding road. Help!
#4286 -10 = 92 - 102 - +
Each and single one
#4533 -32 = 62 - 94 - +
Sic transeo.
- Gloria Mundi
#4696 -4 = 63 - 67 - +
Eating the menu?
#1133 -8 = 73 - 81 - +
You cannot lie to me. I know everything.
#3300 -19 = 63 - 82 - +
The wind is loud and sometimes pungent.
#2805 -22 = 57 - 79 - +
We are not stuff that abides
#4720 0 = 63 - 63 - +
His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools--the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans - and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, "You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink."
#1426 -20 = 63 - 83 - +
repetition is the best way to learn
#2412 -7 = 69 - 76 - +

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