Semi Official Memebomb Archive

SAVE US FROM WHAT WE WANT!
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If you can see this, make sure they can't.
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If you can't write history, write the future.
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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u can not spell cannibalism without capitalism
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You'd do almost anything for $30.
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"I begged Eris for mercy, and the power to be victorious. I only got one."
-Foxius
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Try looking at these words WITHOUT reading them.
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After all this time... don't wash my blood off of your hands!
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Go with your instinct on problem number 5.
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Twang gard is fo yo helff
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Your zombie sheep are being programmed as we speak.
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Of course I still love you. Now stop whining and let me shoot you.
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Karma is your debt to the universe. The requirements to clear your karma are: attentiveness, compassion, effort, and contrition.
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Nothing is 100% true
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Reality is one big conspiracy against faith.
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Jesus is 6.
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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Any given program, when running, needs debugging. Any debugged program is obsolete.
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some hacks hoax
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If you disobey, we will increase funding for the Entertainments.
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We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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Truth is just our need to make things come to existence
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unique things must be the most valuable
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Why don't you mind?!
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They think you're weird.
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This neighborhood's drugs are 100% free.
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it's all about self-esteem!! you either have it or you don't!!!
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You are MORTAL. You will die. SOON. Start living how you want to be remembered? Do it for us.
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be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
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Hey, go buy a plane ticket to another state of mind, okay?
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“To be is to do”—Socrates
“To do is to be”—Jean-Paul Sartre
“Do be do be do”—Frank Sinatra
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I need someone real bad. Are you real bad?
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Aquiring an addiction is like growing anothers stomach that you must feed. I wouldn't reccomend it.
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Sometimes your best just isn't good enough.
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You probably can't escape anyway.
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Here, take this shovel. You know what to do.
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Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
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those who do the impossible never believe the impossible
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Confidence: a feeling peculiar to the stage just before full comprehension of the problem.
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There are no atheists in prisons either.
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(on A toilet door) Out of order! Use the stairs.
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Occam was never the target of a conspiracy.
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Your paradigm is so intrinsic to your mental process that you are hardly aware of its existence, until you try to communicate with someone with a different paradigm.
- Donella Meadows
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my name is legion because my mistakes are many
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Care with higiene. Don't tap the future after tablets, hum if your present is pigeons clouds. They shit on it, and taping pigeon shit is non-higiene place.
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If you rape a prostitute, is it shoplifting?
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SAUL MUSIC
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Stop being used.
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a belief is an idea you've stopped questioning
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i got lonely and made love to my printer, but now i cant get lmnop of my wiener.
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The truth never set anyone free
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faithfulness is a social not a biological law
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Is discrimination solved by discriminating the discriminators?
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Aborton kills, but so does McDonalds.
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
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Reading is not understanding.
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This statement does not apply for jobs.
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Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites.
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just because you are paranoid does not mean they are not after you
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push yourself to the limit as often as possible
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All employees are forbidden.
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there's nothing except what you sense
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tHERE IS NO SUCH THING AS: SUPERNATURAL. just because its wierd to you or you cant understand it doesnt make it outside of nature.
 
  
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looking back is the first sign of aging and decay
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An honest politician is a national calamity.
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you are not your bumper sticker or how much gas you have in the tank
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END THOUGHT CRIME; STOP THINKING
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The three greatest men who ever lived were Eleanor Roosevelt.
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The Sanity is IN.
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loving animals is a substitute activity
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Truth is a property of statements. Statements are made of words. Words are made by people. Ergo, people make truth.
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Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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You have 30 seconds to forget this message
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What was the language you used to communicate with yourself before you learned language?
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"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll depopulate the oceans to extinction."
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re-evolution!
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Your smile or your life
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averageness is a point of view
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Temptoe through the toolies
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Tick tick tick
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The Californians are an idle thriftless people, and can make nothing for themselves.
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Silence! Some of us are trying to think
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BeLIEve
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When opportunity knocks, answer the door naked.
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When the Brain fails, the gut prevails
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Nobody is innocent - life fucks everyone.
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 Your parents were wrong about everything
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bETTER LISTEN BETTER.
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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Bow down before the one you serve
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Darwin believed that stories without happy endings should be abolished. I wonder if he knew ho his would end?
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Do you fuck your mother with that fork?
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Booby Booby Bum Bum
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Convulsion, subversion, defection
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really, ya know what we always say,fukem
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NO YOU!
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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There is no absolute Freedom!
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