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The door is the key.
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If you hadn't seen this, it wouldn't exist.
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http://principiadiscordia.com/memebombs/kwotes.pl?action=show&id=5478
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(what if) God created Man because he wanted a worthy adversary(?)
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Here's what I know,
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HAIL THIS GOURD! -Q
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read this very carefully i will only write this once.
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Please go away.
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While you were sleeping last night, we killed your puppy.
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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you are stupid and evil and do not know that you are stupid and evil
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Heroes Needed! Inquire within.
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What makes you think you aren't a target?
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law and some people do like assholes
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In five years time, you will be dead and a stranger with your memories will inhabit your body. Don't worry, in ten years they'll be dead too.
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This is like Brave New World, only all the alphas are retards.
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Mission accomplished.
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someone should really kick the next person that says "we should" IN THE NADS
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Warning: Discourse May Lead You Astray
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The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist is afraid that it is.
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Think for your snuff and question everything you nose.
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The appearance of any real communication from me is actually the Laws of Fives in effect.
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Whichever makes less sense at the time.
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"Consistency is a Rationalist Fetish." -@fenris23
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even your family can betray you
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That's what she said.
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“Habeas Corpus” doesn't mean “Play Dead”
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I really hope Kubrick did direct the moon landing, because that means there's footage of him screaming at a tear-strewn Buzz Aldrin.
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Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
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Suck
 your
own
 
 
 
did you expect me to say dick? no. I just want to say go to hell, if it even is a place.
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Some girls are bigger than others.
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dont forget to put your head in front of the shotgun,thanks for calling:)
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[citation needed]
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Whenever I hear the word "culture", it makes me want to reach for my revolver.
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All the technologies you take for granted were created by living, breathing, thinking, dreaming human beings just like you.
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So long, and thanks for all the fish.
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keep your eyes open
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Some people make sense from scratch. The rest make sense out of whole cloth.
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If the world seems to be getting smaller, your stupidity is increasing
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Your zombie sheep are being programmed as we speak.
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If any of you loved me, you'd kill yourselves in my honor.
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I take not taking life too seriously very seriously. - Rock Cowles
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Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
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Humans sure have a strange way of dying.
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Revolution: The act of going around in a circle, eventually winding up back where you started.
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zombies like you
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It doesn't matter what you do. you still die.
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"Trying to defeat an ideology by killing individuals is like trying to save a marriage with a blowjob. It might buy you some time, but in the end it'll just suck" - Ze Frank
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Do NOT turn around. You are NOT being observed.
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You don't exist.
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A quick guide to politics in one easy step!
1. Is this necessary?
Yes: Think about it more.
No: Drop the issue.
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Profanity: the single language in which all programmers are expert.
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Masturbation is self-improvement.
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A little madness now and then is relished by the wisest men.
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Too much Freedom can be extremely unpleasant.
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I'm fond of children--except for boys.
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The Revolution will not be civilized
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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power for those who can fuck it
freedom for those who can fight it
sex for those who can buy it
television today never lies
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Enlightenment is Bullshit
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Your paradigm is so intrinsic to your mental process that you are hardly aware of its existence, until you try to communicate with someone with a different paradigm.
- Donella Meadows
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This bear's repeating.
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with perseverance you can discover any truth
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Grate with purpose
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being who you are is it's own reward
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salvation can't be bought and sold
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PRETEND THIS says the one thing that would make you question your beliefs
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Avert thy gaze!
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I know a guy who's *so* emo, even the emo kids tell him to "get over it!"
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I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.
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You don't need this ----->
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Poetry is in the street.
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I'll get all of you someday. I'll wipe out your whole family.
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there are no answers. only questions. BE YOUR OWN FUCKING MESSIAH.
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Today is a bad day for a revolution!
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Lady Inspired
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Honey, the whole city is full of people who hate teenagers.
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Don't be fooled into thinking there has to be a reason for everything.
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The important thing is not to stop questioning.
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One is the only quantity both complete and consistent.
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I can understand and validate another person and still ask for what I want
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every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
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I love my tribe.
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NEVER FUCKING PRAY. You don't know what is listening.
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If you are pissed off, frustrated, annoyed and confused, congratulations. You are about to learn something.
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ā€ˇ"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones" -Albert Einsteinabout
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Sooner or later we'll get your kids
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dependence can be a meal ticket
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Everything is true - Everything is permissible!
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If you Fall in a pit of spiders, just ensure that they are at least marsupials.
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Forget about your rights and they'll go away.
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We are the ones who seem to travel through time
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survival of the fittest applies to men and animals
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Always remember that you're unique.
Just like everyone else.
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Plan early, plan twice
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Warning: mind The Gap.
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. — Henry J. Tillman
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C.I.A. Mutha F**ker!!
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a positive attitude means all the difference in the world
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He who has long legs and short arms cannot touch one's toes...
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