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Those who don't question their own beliefs probably shouldn't have any.
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You aren't the chosen one, get back to work.
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Take the RED pill.
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Where in the Waste is the Wisdom?
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Truth is plural and contingent
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time flows like a river, fruit flies like a banana
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you relished being a dumb American rather than an informed world inhabitant.
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the ripple is not the water.
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THE FUTURE STARTED HERE.
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With great power comes irresponsibility.
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Why obey when they don't trust you anyways?
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I participate
 
you participate
 
we participate
 
they decide..
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Smoke fish.
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE AS SERIOUSLY AS WE DO.
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The moral of the story is: Kill the parents kill the children.
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Your ego is biohazard
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YOU'RE SIMPLY RE-INVENTING THE REAL
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Generally speaking, women are.
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The Vain Search is a search in vain
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If you keep doing what you're doing, you'll keep getting what you're getting.
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to flallop about wildly.
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True love is overrated
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The one who loves the least, controls the relationship.
-Robert Anthony
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Imagine that I were you. What would you do?
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Buddah wasn't perfect, he was fat
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Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.
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Scene and Herd.
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angst is lame
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This is where i get off.
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What's so funny 'bout Peace, Love, and Understanding?
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FREEDOM ISN'T FREE.
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You are literate
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zed bed a loola, she's my baby...
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First rule of glass blowing: Hot glass looks just like cold glass
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Never reconstruct the indestructible
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Nemo me impune lacessit.
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Free will is compulsory.
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If you want to follow the herd be selfish
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Those who think ignorance is bliss are ignorant and blissful
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Would you vote for a guy who wants to govern you?
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Thanks to capitalism, the masses now have a wide selection of opiates.
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Everybodie IS Slut because they wear Blue JEans
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What poor gods we do make.
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"I can't breed!"
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It's not a benefit unless you use it.
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It's called EVIL, kid.
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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Don't give them what they want, give them what they need
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it can be helpful to keep going no matter what
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It is forbidden to forbid.
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We refuse to be highrised, diplomaed, licensed, inventoried, registered, indoctrinated, suburbanized, sermonized, beaten, telemanipulated, gassed, booked.
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ban censorship!
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Ceci n'est pas Français.
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You can only build an identity out of the memes you have been presented with.
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It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
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Information so powerful you actually use less!
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WARNING: And how!
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Soooo technically, the apocal happens on the 19th of february 2015. or the 21st. it depends on a bunch of girls.
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How does spying on us catch terrorists?
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people who say no just need to be convinced harder
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Are you happy? If not, why?
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an alliance of ill lions, and they're marketing illusion
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Eyes only. Do not see.
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The apocalypse is the root of all evil.
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Convulsion, subversion, defection
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People are Human.
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Sarcasm helps you avoid telling people what you really think of them.
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Immune to beatification, but not to beating
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nobody is in charge
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Nobody was home, but I answered the door anyway.
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Just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean they are not coming to get you.
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Self improvement is masturbation
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pursuing pleasure for the sake of pleasure will ruin you
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You cannot reorganize village life to suit the village idiot.
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Who is Hagbard Celine?
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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are you wearing that?
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It’s mystery all the way down.
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How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
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Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
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It's one thing to see death coming at the hands of your own creation. Oedipus and his father. Baron Frankenstein and his monster. William Henry Gates and Windows '09.
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I have nothing to declare, except my genius.
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Standing up for "small" things can be just as important as "big" things are to others.
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Statistically, flying is the safest mode of transportation.
 
Statistically, nobody survives a plane crash.
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If you're trying to choose between two theories and one gives you an excuse for being lazy, the other one is probably right.
-Paul Graham
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Anarchy--it's not the law, it's just a good idea.
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this is certainly sort of strange
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Good luck on your exam.
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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
-Thomas Edison
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This statement is a lie.
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I'll get all of you someday. I'll wipe out your whole family.
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I know your secret.
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Moisten pellets with water to stimulate feeding behavior.
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sacrificing yourself for a bad cause is not a moral act
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i'm not playing with a full deck...deal with it!
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Freedom isn't everyone's cup of tea.
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We're sorry, this sign is currently out of order.
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Do you know that feeling that you get when you lean back too far in a chair and start to tip over, but then you catch youself?
I feel like that all the time.
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Eris may help you.
Most likely, she will not.
-Foxius
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