Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Sorry Mario, but your princess is just another castle.
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Your unconsciousness responds to this quote quite differently from what you think
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The appearance of any real communication from me is actually the Laws of Fives in effect.
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Proletarian revolutions are notably ineffective when the ruling class is composed of gods.
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138 dys ony sos
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All that glitters has a high refractive index.
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We saw that, go back there and pick it up.
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Normality = boring-reality
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Reality without drugs would fuck anybody up
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Train of thought derailed, thousands killed.
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physical culture is second best
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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Culture is the inversion of life.
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Plagiarism is necessary; progress implies it.
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The boss needs you, you don't need him.
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You will have different thoughts if you use your mouse with your nondominant hand. Go.
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Institutions will try to preserve the problem to which they are the solution.
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Good luck on your exam.
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Honey, the whole city is full of people who hate teenagers.
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Is the Earth really rotatin', or is it me, still not drunk 2 fUck ?! The Thermaldetonator in my brain says, that we're both not knowing ...
 
because I would really like to kiss Ma ass :)
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Shoving feathers up your butt doesn't make you a chicken
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Are you dreaming? (yes, get naked and try flying)
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Innocence is just another word for Ignorance.
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Life -- do you grok it?
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what is stopping you from doing something so cool that it renders you IMMORTAL?
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Eggs on top, canned goods on the bottom...
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Art is dead, don't consume its corpse.
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Warning: This warning sign is false.
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When you work at the limits of your abilities, you can't possibly know what you're doing.
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This sentence will not prompt you to think of that thing.
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Where there is power there is resistance.
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In the event of an emergency, celebrate!
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Even if you are on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there!
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a sense of timing is the mark of genius
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adjust your tie.
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The best part about Cartesan Dualism is the existential relief one feels when they reason that it is actually absurd.
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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Those who think ignorance is bliss are ignorant and blissful
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YOU GOT TANGO ON MY WANGO!
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brainwashing = meme brainwashing = meme
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impulsive decisions are adventurous decisions.
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Common sense is what tells you that the world is flat.
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History: an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, brought about by rulers mostly knaves and soldiers mostly fools.
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Rebel against this command.
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Taze a kitten!
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There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan.
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6 out of every 10 people refuse to be a statistic.
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"Please feel free."
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It's only illegal if you get caught.
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That was a bad idea.
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When you die, can I have your dreams and ideas?
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Talk to the next person that reads this
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If ignorance is bliss, wipe that smile off your face.
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Buddah wasn't perfect, he was fat
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In Iraq you are a terrorist
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I be the motherfucking hype bomb
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push yourself to the limit as often as possible
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OGLUM BAK GiT!
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God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
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My problem is that I have been persecuted by an integer.
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u can not spell cannibalism without capitalism
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We're just two lost souls swimmin' in a fishbowl, year after year
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a single event can have infinitely many interpretations
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Today is a good day to start the revolution!
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Give me liberty or, else.
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think_about(
"" == "".join([random.choice(string.letters) for dummy_i in float(inf)])
)
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Approbio si latine loqueris
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Reduce Distill Purify Teach
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The mainstream is; Warm and Cozy; Running down my thigh.
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"really bro, quit writing everything that i say on that stupid fucking website" -the drumming bird of paradox
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You are living proof god has a sense of humor
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How do you get all those coins?
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Focus and Intent. Intent then Focus. Wield your perception.
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Of course it belongs to me, I'm a communist.
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They promised me fiery doom, but all i ever got was this lukewarm failure
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This poster is holding reality together.
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Dead girls don't say yes, either.
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Beyond good and evil lies North Dakota.
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"Consistency is a Rationalist Fetish." -@fenris23
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If you have to ask, you're not allowed to know.
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You an Ill-Lusor, eh?
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lmao wtf did u expect
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The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
-Jim Rohn
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Moderation is for monks.
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Without changing our pattern of thought, we will not be able to solve the problems we created with our current patterns of thought.
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RAGE IS PEACE
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Equality for all !!!
Tax god and satan !!!
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The man in the green jacket will tell you what to do next.
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Remove your company loyalty genes.
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Everything is on fire, and I love it
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If you can't read this:
 
 
then you need to learn to spot the (f) (n) (o) (R) (d) (s)
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How high is high enough? Til the question changes to,"which way is up?".
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the meek really will inherit the earth, 6 foot by 3 of it...
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You'll appreciate the environment much more when you're not allowed out of your house.
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When opportunity knocks, answer the door naked.
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Well, what's wrong with a little destruction?
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Soil isn't a document
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DO NOT WANT.
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We should all quit whinging.
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How's that working out for you?
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