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All's fair in love and Hobo's
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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Pretend you're not pretending
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
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farts in jars though.
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Is there anybody in between there?
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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bleed for the international power
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Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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Fumble the bumble
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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Got your knows!
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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Talking's not illegal, baby.
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
#5541 -249 = 2144 - 2393 - +
"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
#4918 -250 = 2326 - 2576 - +
Be young - shut up!
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
#1570 -251 = 3026 - 3277 - +
The surrealist is the only realist.
#4316 -251 = 2959 - 3210 - +
Head Your mind!
#4798 -251 = 2481 - 2732 - +
Civil war is an oxymoron.
#5449 -251 = 2710 - 2961 - +
Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
#4191 -252 = 4201 - 4453 - +
Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
#4394 -252 = 2623 - 2875 - +
action causes more trouble than thought
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Try to outlive these words.
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How often do you feel human?
#4416 -253 = 2501 - 2754 - +
War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
#5158 -253 = 2057 - 2310 - +
What are the words you don't have yet?
#5853 -253 = 2561 - 2814 - +
94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
#585 -254 = 3460 - 3714 - +
Critique Thyself
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You always love the ones you hurt
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Life is Beautiful. It is the world sucks.
#5685 -254 = 2177 - 2431 - +
shutting the fuck up is a lost art
#6459 -254 = 1378 - 1632 - +
challenge your habits
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CHANGE comes on stinky feet
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It happened to you too
#1794 -255 = 2049 - 2304 - +
It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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Population Growth does not constitute Human Advancement
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Property doth make cowards of us all
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People fear death, and religion is like their 'get out of jail free' card
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I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
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the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
#5946 -255 = 1969 - 2224 - +
skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
#6171 -255 = 3070 - 3325 - +
A tainted mind cannot tell the difference twixt being ballsy and being an asshole.
#636 -256 = 2239 - 2495 - +
ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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Does your conscience like it when you lie to yourself?
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Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde
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If opportunity knocks, go to bed with your pants on.
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People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
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teasing people sexually can have ugly consequences
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you must know where you stop and the world begins
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No theory has been universally accepted.
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It takes two to make a bastard.
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You are Powerful!
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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The darkest aspect of human nature: We are often afraid of the Light.
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Consciousness is like the roundness of a sphere.
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OK Soda may be the preferred drink of other people such as yourself.
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FEAR IS WORSHIP
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Only bad music has any meaning
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I hate woman, Yet I FuCK PUSSIES ALL THE TIME.
#6077 -256 = 2687 - 2943 - +
i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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I'd like to like you like you like me.
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low expectations are good protection
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Pain looks good on other people; that's what they're for.
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Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.
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You just couldn't mind your own business, could you.
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I participate
 
you participate
 
we participate
 
they decide..
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The secret to my success: Poor impulse control.
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Infect Yourself.
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The toof will set you fwee.
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Men and women are the worst people on earth.
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a brain capable of memory develops behavior, the rest are just reacting.
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there is no such thing as "cause and effect", everything is an effect.
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wait,
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trechia then the treachiousness: Call'd me !
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you want me to save energy- in a universe made of energy?
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The fact that other people may not be assertive doesn't mean I shouldn't be.
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Abstinence is perverted
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