Semi Official Memebomb Archive

My body is clay for me to mold
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Never take criticism from someone you wouldn't take advice from.
#6524 2 = 100 - 98 - +
do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
love is the law, love under will.
93
#6522 0 = 215 - 215 - +
Gamergate was here
#6525 -6 = 46 - 52 - +
all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
#6520 -10 = 220 - 230 - +
beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
#6517 -17 = 296 - 313 - +
fuck it we ball
#6516 -28 = 281 - 309 - +
The problem with Understanding things is that they might fall on you.
#6519 -28 = 230 - 258 - +
In an oligarchy only the wealthy have political power. Who runs your country?
#6512 -30 = 435 - 465 - +
I stared into the eyes of god last night, I have lived 1000 lifetimes. Seek Knowledge, it is the only thing that can save you.
#6521 -33 = 200 - 233 - +
If we are truly all mad here, I cannot make you mad. I can only show you my virgin of madness.
#6514 -34 = 342 - 376 - +
Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
#6518 -36 = 287 - 323 - +
eeeee, be mite
#6515 -42 = 292 - 334 - +
It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
#6501 -45 = 1096 - 1141 - +
The president was senile and the world didn't end.
#6511 -53 = 431 - 484 - +
Madness can neither be created nor destroyed; it simply changes form.
#6513 -55 = 351 - 406 - +
I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
#6503 -56 = 1035 - 1091 - +
Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
#6504 -57 = 742 - 799 - +
All's fair in love and Hobo's
#6507 -73 = 618 - 691 - +
TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
#6509 -84 = 571 - 655 - +
ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
#6508 -94 = 568 - 662 - +
Pretend you're not pretending
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I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
#6502 -99 = 1065 - 1164 - +
I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
#6505 -105 = 707 - 812 - +
Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
#6500 -140 = 1348 - 1488 - +
THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
#6510 -142 = 529 - 671 - +
I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
#6494 -161 = 1852 - 2013 - +
farts in jars though.
#6495 -164 = 1640 - 1804 - +
The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
#6497 -177 = 1531 - 1708 - +
Since we're not all there, we're all here
#6499 -181 = 1382 - 1563 - +
Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
#6491 -186 = 1810 - 1996 - +
Levity Sucks!
#4486 -191 = 3577 - 3768 - +
Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
#3006 -194 = 3689 - 3883 - +
ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
#779 -201 = 4220 - 4421 - +
Is there anybody in between there?
#6498 -202 = 1460 - 1662 - +
Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
#6496 -206 = 1483 - 1689 - +
You might not count in the New World Order
#3338 -212 = 3502 - 3714 - +
You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
#3451 -213 = 2957 - 3170 - +
 
bleed for the international power
#6479 -213 = 2111 - 2324 - +
There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
#4656 -214 = 3912 - 4126 - +
I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
#5836 -215 = 2743 - 2958 - +
Realities are actually REALI-bees
#6021 -221 = 3614 - 3835 - +
94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
#585 -222 = 4338 - 4560 - +
Be young - shut up!
#804 -222 = 3735 - 3957 - +
You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
#3360 -222 = 3686 - 3908 - +
when something terrible happens people wake up
#3174 -223 = 3535 - 3758 - +
The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
#4724 -223 = 3617 - 3840 - +
Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
#787 -224 = 3973 - 4197 - +
I wish you humans would leave me alone.
#1586 -224 = 4920 - 5144 - +
I don't want anybody else; when I think about you I touch myself
#1509 -225 = 2895 - 3120 - +
As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
#769 -226 = 3360 - 3586 - +
skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
#6171 -226 = 3987 - 4213 - +
Step on a crack
#2549 -227 = 3102 - 3329 - +
Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
#971 -228 = 3674 - 3902 - +
Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
#1343 -228 = 2630 - 2858 - +
Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
#1993 -228 = 3445 - 3673 - +
If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
#5541 -228 = 3042 - 3270 - +
The classical Greeks were not influenced by the classical Greeks.
#2647 -230 = 3070 - 3300 - +
The best things in life are imaginary
#4830 -230 = 3158 - 3388 - +
Our depression du jour is from a loss of confidence
#4862 -230 = 3201 - 3431 - +
mostly you should mind your own business
#2077 -231 = 3455 - 3686 - +
The apocalypse is the root of all evil.
#3455 -231 = 3116 - 3347 - +
Don't get even. Get odd.
#4347 -231 = 2676 - 2907 - +
It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
#4672 -231 = 4203 - 4434 - +
Workers of the world, have fun!
#3235 -232 = 2977 - 3209 - +
you are just an upgraded monkey
#5982 -232 = 4208 - 4440 - +
One day we awake our forth eye in the necklace, and no one will ever have to cry again.
#6017 -232 = 2860 - 3092 - +
the ripple is not the water.
#6281 -232 = 4294 - 4526 - +
If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
#4488 -233 = 3749 - 3982 - +
in a culture where even the doctors are out of touch with reality, who diagnoses the sickness of society?
#5957 -233 = 2971 - 3204 - +
Live fast, live slow, die anyway.
#1988 -234 = 2852 - 3086 - +
Try to outlive these words.
#3741 -234 = 3286 - 3520 - +
Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
#5855 -234 = 3173 - 3407 - +
Do not live, do not die.
#1034 -235 = 2985 - 3220 - +
How's that working out for you?
#1464 -235 = 2549 - 2784 - +
problem solver or problem maker
#3500 -235 = 3113 - 3348 - +
The surrealist is the only realist.
#4316 -235 = 3799 - 4034 - +
Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
#2246 -236 = 2762 - 2998 - +
Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
#2557 -236 = 2734 - 2970 - +
Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape.
#3820 -236 = 2972 - 3208 - +
YOU are unfit for self-rule.
#3807 -236 = 3299 - 3535 - +
Whatever you're doing, just stop.
#4016 -236 = 2969 - 3205 - +
Peanuts are Peanuts
#4385 -236 = 2679 - 2915 - +
Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
#4918 -236 = 3171 - 3407 - +
Ordo ab Chao ....
#5332 -236 = 3082 - 3318 - +
Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
#1126 -237 = 3013 - 3250 - +
I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
#4154 -237 = 3980 - 4217 - +
Again? thats the third time this week!
#4689 -237 = 3223 - 3460 - +
[Verification needed]
#4679 -237 = 2898 - 3135 - +
Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
#5240 -237 = 3099 - 3336 - +
Sometimes I become spell-bound in the middle of Wal-Mart.
#2525 -238 = 3403 - 3641 - +
Do Not Remove
#3438 -238 = 2425 - 2663 - +
A Point of perfection, thats where we left from .
#5384 -238 = 2893 - 3131 - +
The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
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It is forbidden to forbid.
#1804 -239 = 2568 - 2807 - +
Jesus' love for you is like a berserker.
#1899 -239 = 3143 - 3382 - +
Strike back against [terrorist/government] oppression!
Send pizza to the following address:
[write address here]
#2565 -239 = 2957 - 3196 - +
The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
#2646 -239 = 3489 - 3728 - +
There is no excess of self-expression that will not serve you well.
#2843 -239 = 2941 - 3180 - +
You might regret it.
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