Check it out – New sample letters have been uploaded to the Colbertgasm wiki.
Mail ’em in. And help spread the word.
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The Parable of the Cat
by Requiem
A cat sat scratching at the door, asking to be let out.
“But it is cold outside” said the human.
To which the cat began to meow loudly.
“But you could get hurt.” Said the human.
To which the cat threatened to hork a fhairball on the human’s shoes.
“Fine” said the human, who opened the door.
To which the cat ignored, and went into the kitchen.
POSTERGASM
Are you excited about the OMGASM yet? It’s changing lives and blowing minds. And it’s spreading like STUPIDFIRE.
Check out the most recent Golden Apple Seed Mission: POSTERGASM
Here’s some of the latest pics from the mission:
IT’S YOUR TURN! GET INVOLVED!
Don’t just use the internet as a form of passive entertainment – get off your ass and DO IT!
- Put up crazy posters
- Take a picture and upload it to flickr
- tag it with “postergasm” – voila!
Colbertgasm
Check out one of OMGASM’s current projects: COLBERTGASM
This is an oldskool Discordian jake which involves sending tons of snail mail.
Mission Statement
During the week of February 17th-23rd, 2008, we will send Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert as much mail as possible. Letters to Colbert will invite him into the Illuminati. Letters to Stewart will invite him into the Discordian Society. In order to gain entry, on March 5th they must explicitly use a Discordian or Illuminati “code word” (of their choosing) on the air.
Buzz week is going on RIGHT NOW, so get on it! Check out the website for mailing addresses and sample letters. We hope everyone will mail at least 20 letters (about eight bucks worth of stamps) – but consider mailing more!
As usual, check out the GASM mission feed under “colbertgasm” to find more links relevant to this project, and more Golden Apple Seed Missions in general.
If you don’t send letters, and they use a codeword on the air on March 5th, you’ll wish you had participated. And if you play along, you’ll be able to fondly reference that time that Discordians pranked the media and you were there at ground zero.
Now get off your ass and DO IT!