Or Kill Me

can you hold my wallet for me while i jump?

Started by LHX

Replies: 5
Views: 4,057

October 11, 2008, 07:27:54 PM
by LHX

Goodbye, my friend. :(

Started by notloki

Replies: 4
Views: 4,055

October 18, 2014, 08:57:05 PM
by Mesozoic Mister Nigel

ATTN: Sustainment

Started by Don Coyote

Replies: 6
Views: 4,054

January 22, 2011, 03:42:28 AM
by Don Coyote

Dear fb, I'm dead

Started by frogsicle

Replies: 10
Views: 4,054

June 30, 2010, 01:52:06 AM
by frogsicle

The Man I Married

Started by Luna

Replies: 11
Views: 4,051

October 06, 2011, 10:18:32 PM
by Luna

Yeah I'm Salty

Started by Salty

Replies: 10
Views: 4,042

November 17, 2010, 06:17:26 AM
by E.O.T.

I'm in love with a strict machine

Started by Sepia

Replies: 4
Views: 4,041

June 02, 2008, 09:11:19 PM
by Sepia

Only Cheaters Prosper

Started by Scribbly

Replies: 11
Views: 4,040

September 23, 2009, 10:55:07 PM
by Kai

Epistle to the Europeans #2: The EU "Superstate"

Started by Cain

Replies: 11
Views: 4,037

June 23, 2006, 03:58:22 PM
by Cain

Sample Sorting Blues.

Started by Kai

Pages1 2

Replies: 15
Views: 4,036

May 20, 2010, 02:06:30 PM
by Kai

Shit that bugs me

Started by Richter

Replies: 7
Views: 4,035

January 06, 2009, 07:12:28 PM
by Jenne

I heart Tuesday.

Started by tyrannosaurus vex

Replies: 9
Views: 4,032

April 04, 2007, 10:06:50 PM
by Thurnez Isa

+: epilogue 4

Started by Horab Fibslager

Replies: 3
Views: 4,023

March 03, 2011, 11:21:40 PM
by The Good Reverend Roger

the rat mind

Started by Dido

Replies: 10
Views: 4,020

June 19, 2008, 06:03:15 PM
by Dido

Get Old Skool

Started by BADGE OF HONOR

Replies: 12
Views: 4,014

September 08, 2005, 05:34:44 PM
by BADGE OF HONOR

Rejected Writings

Started by Cuddlefish

Replies: 8
Views: 4,011

November 24, 2010, 10:49:28 AM
by Placid Dingo

Rhythms.

Started by LMNO

Replies: 14
Views: 4,007

June 18, 2011, 05:10:52 PM
by The Wizard Joseph

1.8 trillion

Started by Requia ☣

Replies: 3
Views: 4,005

October 02, 2008, 02:23:38 PM
by Cain

Bosses

Started by Q. G. Pennyworth

Replies: 4
Views: 4,003

September 02, 2013, 12:40:54 AM
by Q. G. Pennyworth

RWHN: From the Depths vol. 1 9/11 Special Ed.

Started by AFK

Replies: 6
Views: 4,002

September 11, 2006, 02:38:30 AM
by the other anonymous

Hey you, Hey you...

Started by bds

Replies: 8
Views: 3,999

February 12, 2009, 04:24:51 PM
by P3nT4gR4m

Rant 109: Pinealopathy

Started by Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Replies: 10
Views: 3,999

August 20, 2005, 10:48:05 PM
by eighteen buddha strike

Rant 157: Something Smells Over Here

Started by Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Replies: 11
Views: 3,996

March 14, 2006, 10:07:10 AM
by Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Through the desert shores

Started by Sepia

Replies: 7
Views: 3,992

May 29, 2008, 07:20:03 PM
by Sepia

Just need to hawk my guts up...

Started by AnarChloe

Replies: 9
Views: 3,991

March 22, 2013, 03:47:57 PM
by Forsooth

Notes on Comforting Grief

Started by Zurtok Khan

Replies: 8
Views: 3,988

March 01, 2005, 04:07:31 PM
by LMNO

I must be falling asleep

Started by Nephew Twiddleton

Replies: 12
Views: 3,984

January 05, 2011, 10:13:18 PM
by Nephew Twiddleton

Eat my fucking gravy.

Started by Suu

Replies: 3
Views: 3,979

April 28, 2014, 02:11:21 AM
by Q. G. Pennyworth

The Con

Started by Cain

Replies: 12
Views: 3,977

April 24, 2007, 11:49:27 PM
by stromcrow

Rant 37

Started by Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Replies: 6
Views: 3,975

May 04, 2004, 04:21:28 AM
by Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Rev Roger, Welcome to the Monkey House, #4: The Beast

Started by The Good Reverend Roger

Replies: 11
Views: 3,973

January 23, 2009, 06:45:55 AM
by Bu🤠ns

Rant/rave #C: Freedom

Started by B23.77

Replies: 5
Views: 3,972

February 06, 2004, 06:31:49 AM
by B23.77

Sermo De Nationalitate

Started by Nephew Twiddleton

Replies: 6
Views: 3,967

November 20, 2013, 01:09:36 AM
by Nephew Twiddleton

With thanks to Kid Cudi

Started by Da6s

Replies: 2
Views: 3,965

January 18, 2016, 03:06:52 AM
by Da6s

The rich eat first

Started by Sepia

Replies: 11
Views: 3,965

March 23, 2009, 03:07:06 PM
by Jenne

An Essay on Order and Chaos

Started by Slarti

Replies: 0
Views: 3,960

January 15, 2004, 01:48:29 PM
by Slarti

NAFR Jihad Sermon 15 / Rant #88: May Clowns Eat You

Started by Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Replies: 13
Views: 3,958

March 22, 2005, 05:16:32 AM
by Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Evangelism and Charismatic Leadership: A Discordian Manual.

Started by Cain

Replies: 0
Views: 3,957

February 26, 2006, 02:25:08 AM
by Cain

Be an American!

Started by Oysters Rockefeller

Replies: 10
Views: 3,952

March 26, 2012, 05:51:38 PM
by Doktor Howl

The Evil Dead Boxset for only 3.99$

Started by Sepia

Replies: 13
Views: 3,952

December 07, 2007, 08:58:35 AM
by P3nT4gR4m

I Don't Believe in Chainsaw Murderers

Started by Q. G. Pennyworth

Replies: 8
Views: 3,951

February 26, 2012, 09:54:49 PM
by Oysters Rockefeller

Surviving in the Surveillance State

Started by tyrannosaurus vex

Replies: 8
Views: 3,946

August 22, 2007, 09:00:06 PM
by Pope Lecherous

Long Story Short:

Started by Cuddlefish

Replies: 7
Views: 3,943

June 01, 2011, 07:52:32 PM
by Eve

Madness and Apathy

Started by Jasper

Replies: 8
Views: 3,936

April 10, 2011, 12:05:53 PM
by Luna

2 upload

Started by minuspace

Replies: 0
Views: 3,934

July 31, 2010, 11:45:26 AM
by minuspace

The Most Holy Excrement of Discordia

Started by Salty

Replies: 8
Views: 3,931

May 31, 2010, 09:13:01 AM
by P3nT4gR4m

Future Shock

Started by Scribbly

Replies: 5
Views: 3,931

February 03, 2012, 03:43:30 PM
by Cramulus

Deep stuff (

Started by Antechinus sapiens

Replies: 11
Views: 3,930

August 02, 2005, 05:52:10 AM
by Guest

How I started a PIRATEGASM (waxing nostalgic, but relevant)

Started by Cramulus

Replies: 9
Views: 3,929

January 22, 2008, 05:33:14 PM
by LMNO

So you want to be a Viking?

Started by Zurtok Khan

Replies: 9
Views: 3,928

June 25, 2005, 06:31:35 PM
by Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy