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The Haiku Game

Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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chaosgraves:agentoferis

Glad that some one has the balls to preserve order arounmd here.

so anyway what makes this place great in my opinion is most peoples ability to accept minor deviations from the topic at hand...any input?
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.

EraPassing

NO!  NO TOPIC CHANGES ALLOWED!

THIS IS HAIKU!

GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*loses her mind*
Elves suck.
Yeah, I said it, I went there.  Whatcha gonna do?

gnimbley

Era loses it.
Everyone is so appalled!
What? There's a topic?

Next: Banning Roger for fun and profit.

chaosgraves:agentoferis

oh, well then, haiku...

I like the stuff myself.

it's fun to write and so easy to do.

I mean they even give you a formula to do it with .

what can be easier.

It's almost as easy as staying on topic.

the matter at hand as it were.

haiku is great to listen to out loud and never ceases to entrtain me.

Anyone else have an thoughts on haiku?
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: gnimbleyNext: Banning Roger for fun and profit.

He is a menace,
He should be run out of town,
Kill Roger Today.

Next topic:  Gnimbley, with no rabbit to protect him.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

chaosgraves:agentoferis

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: gnimbleyNext: Banning Roger for fun and profit.

He is a menace,
He should be run out of town,
Kill Roger Today.

Next topic:  Gnimbley, with no rabbit to protect him.
I can't believe that gnimbly joked that roger should be baned especialy when he had no bunny to protect him

next: discordian free form haiku.
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.

fluffy

Quote from: ChaosGraves:AgentOfEris
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: gnimbleyNext: Banning Roger for fun and profit.

He is a menace,
He should be run out of town,
Kill Roger Today.

Next topic:  Gnimbley, with no rabbit to protect him.
I can't believe that gnimbly joked that roger should be baned especialy when he had no bunny to protect him

next: discordian free form haiku.

http://www.frozenreality.co.uk/comic/bunny/strips/011104.gif

agent compassion

QuoteGlad that some one has the balls to preserve order arounmd here.

Order...yeah... :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:


QuoteI can't believe that gnimbly joked that roger should be baned especialy when he had no bunny to protect him

Bad pun! You die now! *stabbity stab*

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon


MedeoPlusPlus

Quote from: ChaosGraves:AgentOfErisnext: discordian free form haiku.

Too lazy to come up with
A way to make your point in only
17 syllables
and
3 lines?
Then have we got the dada quasi-religion for you!

(Warning: real haiku follows)

Let's all hail Eris
And when we're done doing that,
Hail Discordia.

Next Topic: Coming up next on Jerry Springer, celebrity guest star Bill Clinton!
1. e4             e5
2. Bc4           Bc5
3. Qf3           Ne7
4. Qxf7++

Mangrove

ex-prez slick willy
"now let's bring out the girlfriend...."
jerry! jerry! jerry! yeah!



next up: molly ringwald
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

East Coast Hustle

geeky, yet uber-hot
but why let anthony michael
hall sniff your panties?

8)

next: I swallowed tire sealant
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

EraPassing

A kiss and a hiss;
Why am I bloating up now?
Huh? I swallowed what?

Next - tattooed chicks
Elves suck.
Yeah, I said it, I went there.  Whatcha gonna do?

B23.77

Punk chick inked her butt
With ten names of guys to fix
Her "EXIT ONLY" tat.

Next on the itenerary: The NSRA's next big move...

East Coast Hustle

excuse me, but you're
not cleared for that information
so now we must kill you

8)

next: Britney vs. Christina
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

B23.77

Christina Kicks Britney's
Cherry ass out of Iraq
And eats it herself.

Next:  Iraq's decomposition.