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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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One-Eyed Thayne Magee

#1830
August 06, 2005, 02:34:37 AM
hot hot red beans ow
my tastebuds beg for riceness
buzzards hasten, vile


what color is the devil's marking pen?
we will march down the road with boners!

hey! i can't find my glass eye.
where's my eye?
can't find it without it.
shit!  i think i caulked my eye.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#1831
August 06, 2005, 03:57:12 AM
Satan likes vandalism
His pen is definitely black
It shows best.

Next topic: Heh, pen is

Buddha's Ghost Penis

#1832
August 06, 2005, 04:56:54 AM
PEN IS MIGHTIER
MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD IS
BUT NOTHING CAN STOP MY SHAOLIN ATTACKS!

NEXT TOPIC: WAS THE TETRARCHY THE DEATH KNELL TO THE ROMAN EMPIRE?
WHY DID YOU BAN ME!?!?!

One-Eyed Thayne Magee

#1833
August 06, 2005, 09:08:43 PM
smoke disperses, grim
goat forgiving snail drifting
serpents mutter "yes"

new topic: bricklaying
we will march down the road with boners!

hey! i can't find my glass eye.
where's my eye?
can't find it without it.
shit!  i think i caulked my eye.

bob

#1834
August 06, 2005, 09:39:43 PM
red lies upon red
in infinite squareness wall
drifts like a cloud

next topic ... acid trips
chop wood, carry water

One-Eyed Thayne Magee

#1835
August 06, 2005, 10:12:20 PM
frozen cloud purrs, green
starflower prays, snoring stones
snapping mailbox grieves

next one - corn pops vs pop corn
we will march down the road with boners!

hey! i can't find my glass eye.
where's my eye?
can't find it without it.
shit!  i think i caulked my eye.

bob

#1836
August 06, 2005, 10:34:07 PM
breakfast serial
sugared balls in bovine broth
exploding seeds flower

next topic...meat :shock:
chop wood, carry water

One-Eyed Thayne Magee

#1837
August 06, 2005, 10:42:30 PM
tugging flesh sagging
groaning putrid bloated, crows
laughing richly gorge


next: sammy davis
we will march down the road with boners!

hey! i can't find my glass eye.
where's my eye?
can't find it without it.
shit!  i think i caulked my eye.

bob

#1838
August 07, 2005, 05:05:46 PM
bright black glitter
fluidly fluttering complex steps
blind as a rock

next topic...belly button lint
chop wood, carry water

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#1839
August 08, 2005, 02:58:33 AM
Belly button lint
I don't ever get it
Must know origin

Next topic: "NONSENSE POOPYPANTS!"

The Good Reverend Roger

#1840
August 08, 2005, 03:31:38 AM
Quote from: FnordiscordiaBelly button lint
I don't ever get it
Must know origin

Next topic: "NONSENSE POOPYPANTS!"

I have no toilet,
So I must POOMP in my PANCE,
Why does God hate me?

Next topic:  I live in a mantion, you live in tense.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anonymous

#1841
August 08, 2005, 10:02:14 AM
empty frantic braggart
anacondas mumbling prince
boasting smiling snake

next: why the sky is green

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#1842
August 08, 2005, 12:18:24 PM
The green sky
It happened because of my
camera fuckery

Next topic: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=6370

Antechinus sapiens

#1843
August 08, 2005, 12:32:33 PM
drugs are bad, mmkay?
please try not to use the net
while under their spell

next topic:
Jesusfish stickers
Young, enthusiastic and stupid.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#1844
August 08, 2005, 12:53:40 PM
I like drugs
I made jesus fish stickers
with pat roberts
fucking a goat
but I have misplaced them

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