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Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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One-Eyed Thayne Magee

hot hot red beans ow
my tastebuds beg for riceness
buzzards hasten, vile


what color is the devil's marking pen?
we will march down the road with boners!

hey! i can't find my glass eye.
where's my eye?
can't find it without it.
shit!  i think i caulked my eye.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

Satan likes vandalism
His pen is definitely black
It shows best.

Next topic: Heh, pen is

Buddha's Ghost Penis

PEN IS MIGHTIER
MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD IS
BUT NOTHING CAN STOP MY SHAOLIN ATTACKS!

NEXT TOPIC: WAS THE TETRARCHY THE DEATH KNELL TO THE ROMAN EMPIRE?
WHY DID YOU BAN ME!?!?!

One-Eyed Thayne Magee

smoke disperses, grim
goat forgiving snail drifting
serpents mutter "yes"

new topic: bricklaying
we will march down the road with boners!

hey! i can't find my glass eye.
where's my eye?
can't find it without it.
shit!  i think i caulked my eye.

bob

red lies upon red
in infinite squareness wall
drifts like a cloud

next topic ... acid trips
chop wood, carry water

One-Eyed Thayne Magee

frozen cloud purrs, green
starflower prays, snoring stones
snapping mailbox grieves

next one - corn pops vs pop corn
we will march down the road with boners!

hey! i can't find my glass eye.
where's my eye?
can't find it without it.
shit!  i think i caulked my eye.

bob

breakfast serial
sugared balls in bovine broth
exploding seeds flower

next topic...meat :shock:
chop wood, carry water

One-Eyed Thayne Magee

tugging flesh sagging
groaning putrid bloated, crows
laughing richly gorge


next: sammy davis
we will march down the road with boners!

hey! i can't find my glass eye.
where's my eye?
can't find it without it.
shit!  i think i caulked my eye.

bob

bright black glitter
fluidly fluttering complex steps
blind as a rock

next topic...belly button lint
chop wood, carry water

Shibboleet The Annihilator

Belly button lint
I don't ever get it
Must know origin

Next topic: "NONSENSE POOPYPANTS!"

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: FnordiscordiaBelly button lint
I don't ever get it
Must know origin

Next topic: "NONSENSE POOPYPANTS!"

I have no toilet,
So I must POOMP in my PANCE,
Why does God hate me?

Next topic:  I live in a mantion, you live in tense.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anonymous

empty frantic braggart
anacondas mumbling prince
boasting smiling snake

next: why the sky is green

Shibboleet The Annihilator

The green sky
It happened because of my
camera fuckery

Next topic: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=6370

Antechinus sapiens

drugs are bad, mmkay?
please try not to use the net
while under their spell

next topic:
Jesusfish stickers
Young, enthusiastic and stupid.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

I like drugs
I made jesus fish stickers
with pat roberts
fucking a goat
but I have misplaced them

Next topic: Are dingleberries real?