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Started by Cramulus, April 13, 2007, 11:33:09 PM

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#120
May 20, 2007, 11:04:57 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 20, 2007, 04:20:39 AM
No shit.  You keep your troops in those sort of conditions long enough and they turn into throat-slitting, nasty business types themselves.

Idem

#121
May 20, 2007, 11:16:37 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on May 20, 2007, 07:23:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 20, 2007, 07:16:48 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on May 20, 2007, 07:14:17 PM

Anyway, good to know you all care enough about me to respond to my trolling for attention, I hate you all too, dick wipes.



My little misanthrope is all growed up. *sniff*

Don't you fucking dare patronise me, cuntstable.

This thread wasn't for you, it was for all the cool people here.
Go back to that rock you crawled out of, I hear there's no IRC there.

I hope someone fucking wreaks your squad car and one of your asshole friends gets fired for being a dickhead so you have to work extra shifts and drive a fucked up car.

The Good Reverend Roger

#122
May 21, 2007, 07:31:45 AM
Quote from: saint aini on May 21, 2007, 12:27:01 AM
rebellous stupid shit is still stupid shit.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Idem

#123
May 21, 2007, 09:13:39 AM
Quote from: SillyCybin on May 16, 2007, 01:34:38 PM
Couple of words of advice for you to ignore as you see fit

1) Change the avatar for one that doesn't state explicitly that you are a fucking idiot

2) Learn what fascism is before you go blindly agreeing with it's premises

3) Post something

If you are a poseur fascist then you are too fucking dumb to post here

If you are an educated fascist then we hate you anyways

...and you're still too fucking dumb to post here.

In fact, now that I think about it I can whittle that advice down:

1) Fuck off!

Suu

#124
May 21, 2007, 07:42:01 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on May 21, 2007, 07:37:34 PM
and everyone in this whole forum put together in a fistfucking, babyraping, goatmolesting pile of debauchery couldn't possibly have looser morals than Enrico Salazar at his own baptism.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Cramulus

#125
May 21, 2007, 09:13:18 PM

Triple Zero

#126
May 21, 2007, 09:35:53 PM
Quote from: LMNO on May 21, 2007, 06:07:29 PM
Man, I really need to move forward with my idea of including disposable cameras with bottles of tequila.

because it's genius.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Suu

#127
May 22, 2007, 03:36:24 PM
Quote from: LMNO on May 22, 2007, 02:51:40 PM
Nope.  I have a compartment located in my abdomen that needs to be hosed out once a day.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Triple Zero

#128
May 22, 2007, 04:15:22 PM
(slightly edited for clarity, from a thread a few days ago, about religion/spirituality)

Cain: I never tell people, unless they ask.  Its impolite, otherwise.  And utterly useless.  I tell you, most Pagans would never face "persecution" if they had any social manners whatsoever.

SillyCybin: Hell yeah! I've been known to wear pagan paraphernalia (pentagrams and sun/moon jewellery and the like) and, when asked what they mean, say something along the lines of "Nothing - it's just fucking jewellery dude!"

TGRR: "I take them from Pagans I beat up.  They're like trophies."
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Suu

#129
May 24, 2007, 09:20:36 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on May 24, 2007, 09:12:19 PM
by all accounts I've read, George Washington was a legitimate superhero. People talked about him like like he was Neo or something.


Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#130
May 25, 2007, 06:10:21 AM
This page get's +10 win for using the word "cunstable"

also

Quote from: Professor Cramulus on May 24, 2007, 05:20:13 PM

The Good Reverend Roger

#131
May 25, 2007, 06:11:56 AM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on May 25, 2007, 06:10:21 AM
This page get's +10 win for using the word "cunstable"


:tgrr:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#132
May 25, 2007, 06:13:07 AM
Wut? Aren't you a sherrif's deputy?

The Good Reverend Roger

#133
May 25, 2007, 06:14:22 AM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on May 25, 2007, 06:13:07 AM
Wut? Aren't you a sherrif's deputy?

Nope.

They get shot too much, here.  (Pima County FTL.)

I'm a constable for a few little podunk-ass towns.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#134
May 25, 2007, 06:15:57 AM
From hereon you should introduce yourself as cunstable Roger and see if anybody questions your pronunciation.
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