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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #150 on: May 29, 2007, 09:40:09 pm »
Seriously

if you came into my place of business all pale faced and fiending, then acted normal again only after you'd injected yourself full of drugs, I'd call the cops. but if you were a filthy diabetic, they'd give you a goddamn medal. It's bullshit!

Diabetics can make their own insulin, they're just too lazy.

friggin pasty-faced needle users who can't hold their sugar. Fuck that.
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #151 on: May 29, 2007, 09:45:16 pm »
Seriously

if you came into my place of business all pale faced and fiending, then acted normal again only after you'd injected yourself full of drugs, I'd call the cops. but if you were a filthy diabetic, they'd give you a goddamn medal. It's bullshit!

Diabetics can make their own insulin, they're just too lazy.

friggin pasty-faced needle users who can't hold their sugar. Fuck that.

you'd think the American Diabetic Association would proofread their informational pamphlets.....
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #152 on: May 30, 2007, 01:07:41 am »
NOW AM PLEASE TO PRESENT OUR GREAT!

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BUT DO NOT DO THIS! IT IS TERRIBLE AND YOU WILL SUFFER THE WRATH OF ANGRY HERPIES RIDDEN BUT VERY ATTRACTIVE GORILLAS WHO WILL RAPE YOU WITHOUT THE USE OF LUBRICANT!


I AM SLOW BECAUSE OF MY GIRTH. DO YOU SEE? IT JIGGLES LIKE A CHUNKY PROSTITUTE FILLED WITH MONEY!

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YOUR WITTY RETORTS MAKE MY OVERSIZED CHESTICLES JIGGLE WITH GLEE!

HE SHOULD GIVE ALL OF HIS MONEY TO THE CHINAMEN SO THAY CAN AFFORD TO FINISH CUTTING THEIR HAIR! AND BY SANDWICHES!

DO NOT MAKE FUN OF MY THIGHS! I WILL CRUSH YOUR INTESTINES OUT OF YOUR POOPING ORAFICE AS IF YOU WERE TOOTHPASTE WITH MY MASSIVE GIRTH! DO YOU SEE?

WHY IS HIS NAME THUNDERLIPS? DOES HE QUIEF LOUDLY WITH HIS MASSIVE AND HEAVILY MUSCLED VAGINA?

THAT LOOKS TOO BIG FOR PROCREATING! ARE YOU SURE?

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #153 on: May 30, 2007, 07:32:25 am »
This thread has transmuted from something cool, to something godlike.   :D

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #154 on: May 30, 2007, 03:40:52 pm »
I've been going on for some time about how hot robots are. This is from January.

WTF I can't wait for the robot revolution. And OF COURSE I'll be on the robot's side. Let me enumerate a few reasons:

  • My hot robot girlfriend is going to have a volume control on one nipple, and an AM/FM tuner on the other.
  • Her tongue will dispense five types of delicious beer.
  • She will come with several different personality packs, including schoolgirl, dominatrix, and, for when I'm feeling really kinky, Bea Arthur (edit: Ann Coultier)
  • She will have a video projector in one eye, and will have a wireless connection to several cameras in my bedroom. When I'm railing her from behind, she'll edit the camera streams into pornlike footage and project it onto the wall.

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WTF I can't wait for the robot revolution. And OF COURSE I'll be on the robot's side. Let me enumerate a few reasons:

  • My hot robot girlfriend is going to have a power drill on one nipple, and thumb-screw on the other.
  • Her tongue will dispense five types of deadly poison.
  • She will come with several different personality packs, including Ted Bundy, Al Pacino, and, for when I'm feeling really kinky, General Patton (edit: Saddam)
  • She will have a video projector in one eye, and will have a wireless connection to the CIA database. When she's railing me from behind, she'll edit the camera streams into gruesome, disturbing footage and project it onto the wall.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #155 on: May 30, 2007, 05:09:08 pm »
Someone needs to do Chef and GIGGLES.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #156 on: May 30, 2007, 05:15:24 pm »
simultaneously???? :eek:
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #157 on: May 30, 2007, 05:15:57 pm »
Someone needs to do Chef and GIGGLES.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #158 on: May 31, 2007, 02:41:07 am »
Haw!  Sort of like in The Fly with Ben Stiller!

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #159 on: May 31, 2007, 02:42:58 am »
Someone needs to do Chef and GIGGLES.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #160 on: May 31, 2007, 07:24:44 am »
Why?

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #161 on: May 31, 2007, 01:24:11 pm »
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #162 on: May 31, 2007, 07:20:50 pm »
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #163 on: June 01, 2007, 03:17:54 pm »
take all the time you need in order to come to terms with the primate vulvanity of things.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #164 on: June 01, 2007, 03:51:24 pm »
First you have to take it out to a nice dinner... share a bottle of wine... long walk on the beach... THEN you do pot.

They call pot a gateway drug because after a high maintenance relationship like that one, the simplicity of coke's quickie-in-the-bathroom becomes very appealing!