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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #195 on: June 07, 2007, 06:31:59 am »
 :lulz: Oh yeah.

Man, that moyl (sp?) pic I posted really didn't go over too well there.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #196 on: June 07, 2007, 06:36:32 am »
I think the lulz post was made after we started the whole MW thing however I did find one of my early Cha-Cha expploits there and I must say I lol'ed:

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: EmileD
EmileD: Welcome to ChaCha!
EmileD: Hello
EmileD: How are you?
You: Hey, how are you?
You: I'm OK. You?
EmileD: iam good
EmileD: How can I help you today?
You: Well, some guys at work were talking about "meatspin" and I was wondering what it was
EmileD: ok, just one moment while I look it up for you
You: OH MY GOD!
You: WHY WOULD YOU SHOW ME THAT?!
EmileD: you asked what it was
EmileD: its my job to give you the info you asked for
You: THIS IS DISGUSTING!
You: EW!!!
You: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?
EmileD: well you asked for it
You: YOU'RE SICK!
EmileD: whats wrong with you fag!!!
EmileD: you must be gat!!!!
EmileD: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by guide (fuck you!!!!)
You: YOU SHOW ME THAT AND HAVE THE GAUL TO CALL *ME* GAY!?
EmileD: biat** you asked for it!!
EmileD: ho
EmileD: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.



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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #197 on: June 07, 2007, 07:03:42 am »
I don't complain, I make aesthetic appraisals.

For example, my aesthetic appraisal of being shot:  "Ow, argh!  This is worse than deadly horse rape!"

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« Reply #198 on: June 07, 2007, 01:57:23 pm »
two furries (well, one very mild case and one very severe case) in one week!  We must do something to contain the spread of the Furry.
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

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« Reply #199 on: June 07, 2007, 02:34:42 pm »
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #200 on: June 07, 2007, 03:07:24 pm »
besides, I want to be tied to a bed, covered in fake blood and have a crucifix put down my gullet.


What a coincidence.

I just happend to have named my cock "crucifix".

 :potd:

I gotta hand it to you... that was clever.




I feel so special.

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« Reply #201 on: June 07, 2007, 03:09:15 pm »
special in the retarded sense or genuinely special?
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #202 on: June 07, 2007, 03:16:19 pm »

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #203 on: June 07, 2007, 03:28:38 pm »
Also, I'm going to start calling mah jizz "fake blood".  :mrgreen:

You should learn to drink as much as I do then you can call it "real blood"  :lulz:

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #204 on: June 07, 2007, 05:09:05 pm »
besides, I want to be tied to a bed, covered in fake blood and have a crucifix put down my gullet.


What a coincidence.

I just happend to have named my cock "crucifix".

Is that because you nail hot, sweaty Jews with it?

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #205 on: June 07, 2007, 07:50:29 pm »
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #207 on: June 07, 2007, 11:17:17 pm »
Of course it is. What other kind of bus would HIMEOBS possibly drive?

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #208 on: June 08, 2007, 03:19:07 am »

If you lie I will spellcheck and re-grammar all of your posts and PM them to you.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #209 on: June 08, 2007, 03:27:30 am »
:lulz: Oh yeah.

Man, that moyl (sp?) pic I posted really didn't go over too well there.

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you mean the penis snipper right?