Sometimes I rattle the cage and beat my head uselessly against its bars, but sometimes, I can shake one loose and use it as a dildo.
Status: Connecting ...Status: Looking for a guide ...Status: Connected to guide: EmileDEmileD: Welcome to ChaCha!EmileD: HelloEmileD: How are you?You: Hey, how are you?You: I'm OK. You?EmileD: iam goodEmileD: How can I help you today?You: Well, some guys at work were talking about "meatspin" and I was wondering what it wasEmileD: ok, just one moment while I look it up for youYou: OH MY GOD!You: WHY WOULD YOU SHOW ME THAT?!EmileD: you asked what it wasEmileD: its my job to give you the info you asked forYou: THIS IS DISGUSTING!You: EW!!!You: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?EmileD: well you asked for itYou: YOU'RE SICK!EmileD: whats wrong with you fag!!!EmileD: you must be gat!!!!EmileD: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by guide (fuck you!!!!)You: YOU SHOW ME THAT AND HAVE THE GAUL TO CALL *ME* GAY!?EmileD: biat** you asked for it!!EmileD: hoEmileD: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.Status: Session ended.
I don't complain, I make aesthetic appraisals.For example, my aesthetic appraisal of being shot: "Ow, argh! This is worse than deadly horse rape!"
Needs moar cat ears and tails.
Quote from: LMNO on June 07, 2007, 02:45:16 pmQuote from: saint aini on June 07, 2007, 02:42:53 pmbesides, I want to be tied to a bed, covered in fake blood and have a crucifix put down my gullet.What a coincidence.I just happend to have named my cock "crucifix". I gotta hand it to you... that was clever.
Quote from: saint aini on June 07, 2007, 02:42:53 pmbesides, I want to be tied to a bed, covered in fake blood and have a crucifix put down my gullet.What a coincidence.I just happend to have named my cock "crucifix".
besides, I want to be tied to a bed, covered in fake blood and have a crucifix put down my gullet.
Quote from: SillyCybin on June 07, 2007, 03:21:27 pmQuote from: Lysergic on June 07, 2007, 03:17:14 pmAlso, I'm going to start calling mah jizz "fake blood". You should learn to drink as much as I do then you can call it "real blood"
Quote from: Lysergic on June 07, 2007, 03:17:14 pmAlso, I'm going to start calling mah jizz "fake blood". You should learn to drink as much as I do then you can call it "real blood"
Also, I'm going to start calling mah jizz "fake blood".
Quote from: LMNO on June 07, 2007, 02:45:16 pmQuote from: saint aini on June 07, 2007, 02:42:53 pmbesides, I want to be tied to a bed, covered in fake blood and have a crucifix put down my gullet.What a coincidence.I just happend to have named my cock "crucifix".Is that because you nail hot, sweaty Jews with it?
If you lie I will spellcheck and re-grammar all of your posts and PM them to you.
Oh yeah.Man, that moyl (sp?) pic I posted really didn't go over too well there.