ITT: Best Posts of the Day

[Suu]

[Cramulus]

whatever I'm adding my own post again

guys this isn't funny at all
my mom is a forum n00b

it makes me giggle because if my mom were to see this forum she would react with abject horror


GREAT POST CRAMULUS, HAVE A HANDJOB

[Darth Cupcake]

whatever I'm adding my own post again

guys this isn't funny at all
my mom is a forum n00b

it makes me giggle because if my mom were to see this forum she would react with abject horror


GREAT POST CRAMULUS, HAVE A HANDJOB

THIS IS THE SOUND OF ONE CRAMULUS CLAPPING

[tyrannosaurus vex]

hey darth cupcake

can your nickname here be D Cup?

[Darth Cupcake]

hey darth cupcake

can your nickname here be D Cup?

That would be fabulous

-DC
Has small boobies but enjoys living in denial

[Suu]

hey darth cupcake

can your nickname here be D Cup?

[Messier Undertree]

hey darth cupcake

can your nickname here be D Cup?

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

to piss of an inept client:

take their application as soon as they hand it to you and before asking them any questions, take out an oversized rubber stamp that says DENIED and hit their application with it two or three times. then, ask them what they do for a living.

[Idem]

HAY CRAM LET'S TAKE OUR LOVERS FOR DOUBLE DATES OKAY?

EXTREE EXTREE
READ ALL ABOUT IT

[Discord]

hey darth cupcake

can your nickname here be D Cup?

That would be fabulous

-DC
Has small boobies but enjoys living in denial

you deserve to get laid every minute for that answer.
heres a mitten do with it what you want to...

[Suu]

More fucking around with PD poster avatars.

That is so full of win that I just pissed blood.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

[Suu]

I think I'd be okay with it if the BBC took over America and got rid of Christianity.

[Suu]

This just in: Scrid back from vacation on Monday.

In other news:

Contractors working on Astral Pillar Renovation project have gone on strike. Spokesman for the Union Of Alternate Realities Maintenance Workers stated: "Until Mol settles his overdue accounts, we are unable to continue working."

A source close to SSOOKNTV , who wished to remain anonymous, said:

"There's just no way we can keep up with the demand. The pillars are riddled with HIMEOBS. Basically we're just firefighting, but I expect that the level of damage will eventually exceed our ability to patch it up. Personally, I think the whole thing should be torn down..."

Meanwhile: Rumours  that a beaver army is amassing in New England have, so far, proven unfounded.

Coming up after the break: Our special report. Is excessive sex damaging our ability to use public transport?

[Mangrove]

I think I'd be okay with it if the BBC took over America and got rid of Christianity.

2nded.