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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #226 on: June 13, 2007, 07:29:56 pm »
whatever I'm adding my own post again

guys this isn't funny at all
my mom is a forum n00b

it makes me giggle because if my mom were to see this forum she would react with abject horror


GREAT POST CRAMULUS, HAVE A HANDJOB

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #227 on: June 13, 2007, 07:35:57 pm »
whatever I'm adding my own post again

guys this isn't funny at all
my mom is a forum n00b

it makes me giggle because if my mom were to see this forum she would react with abject horror


GREAT POST CRAMULUS, HAVE A HANDJOB

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #228 on: June 13, 2007, 07:36:49 pm »
hey darth cupcake

can your nickname here be D Cup?
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #229 on: June 13, 2007, 07:37:41 pm »
hey darth cupcake

can your nickname here be D Cup?

That would be fabulous :D

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #230 on: June 13, 2007, 07:37:56 pm »
hey darth cupcake

can your nickname here be D Cup?

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #231 on: June 13, 2007, 08:18:19 pm »
hey darth cupcake

can your nickname here be D Cup?

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #232 on: June 14, 2007, 08:57:04 pm »
to piss of an inept client:

take their application as soon as they hand it to you and before asking them any questions, take out an oversized rubber stamp that says DENIED and hit their application with it two or three times. then, ask them what they do for a living.


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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #234 on: June 15, 2007, 11:48:15 pm »
hey darth cupcake

can your nickname here be D Cup?

That would be fabulous :D

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #235 on: June 16, 2007, 04:58:26 pm »
More fucking around with PD poster avatars.






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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #237 on: June 20, 2007, 03:06:00 pm »
I think I'd be okay with it if the BBC took over America and got rid of Christianity.
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #238 on: June 20, 2007, 06:19:20 pm »
This just in: Scrid back from vacation on Monday.

In other news:

 Contractors working on Astral Pillar Renovation project have gone on strike. Spokesman for the Union Of Alternate Realities Maintenance Workers stated: "Until Mol settles his overdue accounts, we are unable to continue working."

A source close to SSOOKNTV , who wished to remain anonymous, said:

"There's just no way we can keep up with the demand. The pillars are riddled with HIMEOBS. Basically we're just firefighting, but I expect that the level of damage will eventually exceed our ability to patch it up. Personally, I think the whole thing should be torn down..."

Meanwhile: Rumours  that a beaver army is amassing in New England have, so far, proven unfounded.

Coming up after the break: Our special report. Is excessive sex damaging our ability to use public transport?
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #239 on: June 20, 2007, 06:27:40 pm »
I think I'd be okay with it if the BBC took over America and got rid of Christianity.

2nded.
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