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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #240 on: June 21, 2007, 04:33:27 pm »
Hi guys im new here my name is professor cramulus. I got into discordia after reading the principia written on a bathroom stall. In a moment of shitting satori I experienced the entire universe hitting the water and then flushed it all away hail eris
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #241 on: June 21, 2007, 10:50:00 pm »
You're the only one still trying to cram your pathetic, little cock into my asshole.

ok but what do you want?

the collective vagina seems to be full of sand

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #242 on: June 24, 2007, 02:27:06 am »

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #243 on: June 25, 2007, 01:07:39 am »
I thought Forrest Gump was the funniest movie ever made.

Especially when Ginny dies from AIDS.

No one else in the theater seemed to share my sentiment.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #244 on: June 25, 2007, 01:11:13 am »
OH SNAP
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GET IT?!
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SNAP-ON!?!?!






THEY MAKE TOOLS!
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ITS FUNNY BECAUSE ITS A JOKE!!!

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #245 on: June 25, 2007, 08:44:54 pm »
TTM: Quoting himself cause only he thinks he is win.


(Still luff yuo tho  :kiss: )
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #246 on: June 25, 2007, 08:50:21 pm »
TTM: Quoting himself cause only he thinks he is win.


(Still luff yuo tho  :kiss: )

I care not for the bouquet. Quit slamming on my Buddy(tm), as declared by Faust.

Also, that is all.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #247 on: June 25, 2007, 10:02:26 pm »
i'm always one hour ahead of teh scottish
And always 6 drinks behind.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #248 on: June 26, 2007, 03:41:55 am »
YUO SUCK AT DRIVING TEH WISDOM CUBE! I ORDER YUO NOT TO SUCK!

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« Reply #249 on: June 26, 2007, 03:46:06 am »

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #251 on: June 26, 2007, 06:33:48 am »
I wonder if it would come out looking like a cheeto.

Who cares?  I'd be dead.  She'd have to figure out how to get 250 pounds of old dead beef out of her coochie.

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« Reply #252 on: June 26, 2007, 02:42:01 pm »
I quit the thing half-way through. I think that sums up my politics.
Chopra might be my new political advisor.
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« Reply #253 on: June 26, 2007, 08:01:41 pm »

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I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
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