Author Topic: ITT: Best Posts of the Day  (Read 378282 times)

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #270 on: July 06, 2007, 12:26:48 am »
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #271 on: July 06, 2007, 12:37:29 am »
Holy shit.
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #272 on: July 06, 2007, 12:42:34 am »
yoinked.

when are we ITTing a buddhist forum? :evil:
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #273 on: July 06, 2007, 12:43:15 am »
yoinked.

when are we ITTing a buddhist forum? :evil:

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #274 on: July 06, 2007, 04:25:07 am »
Be sure to let Buddha's Ghost Penis know when yuo do.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #275 on: July 06, 2007, 01:40:18 pm »
about 3/4 of the way down, someone needs to shop in something bizarre.  just to see if anyone notices.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #276 on: July 06, 2007, 01:41:51 pm »
Parts of it are BEGGING to be shoop'd/lazored.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #277 on: July 06, 2007, 03:00:47 pm »
about 3/4 of the way down, someone needs to shop in something bizarre.  just to see if anyone notices.

It already has swastikas of both the Nazi and Eastern varieties.
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #279 on: July 07, 2007, 04:24:48 pm »
add something bizarre?

you don't think a man being lead around by demons with a tiger attacking his head is bizarre?
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #280 on: July 07, 2007, 11:08:29 pm »
Or people being disemboweled with sticks?

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #281 on: July 08, 2007, 02:28:36 pm »
Thats a normal Friday night in Scumhampton.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #284 on: July 11, 2007, 04:41:19 pm »
Meta humour is fail.

without metahumor the internet would not exist.

I must have missed that memo.

it was pinned to the fourth wall.

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