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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #495 on: January 26, 2008, 06:15:40 pm »
What is the Discordian Idea/Ideal/Idiosynchracy of APOCALYPSE?

Once you "join" this faggoty "religion" you die inside.

That's the Apocalypse.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #496 on: January 27, 2008, 01:10:11 am »

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #497 on: January 27, 2008, 04:19:49 am »
Quote from: CECILIA
anyone wearing cat ears should immediatly brought to the humane society be put to sleep.


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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #498 on: January 27, 2008, 05:20:36 am »
not a post but a quote from my friend:

"That's not that bad, my parents got a netflick the other day that someone had erased the movie and replaced it with footage of some dude beating off"

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #499 on: January 28, 2008, 03:46:20 am »
ITT: I have been inspired.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #500 on: January 30, 2008, 04:07:36 pm »
"In the past, fathers were 90-foot robots made of cellophane and kippers"
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #501 on: January 31, 2008, 05:53:08 pm »
FUCK YOU!!! MY MOM WAS  AN OUTSPOKEN, CANTANKEROUS ASSHOLE WHO COULDN'T MAKE NEW FRIENDS. SHE DIED OF INTERRUPTING  CONVERSATIONS AND CHANGING THE TOPIC TO SOMETHING THAT CAUSED PEOPLE TO ARGUE!!!

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #502 on: January 31, 2008, 05:58:24 pm »
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #504 on: February 11, 2008, 12:48:20 am »
FUCK YOU!!! MY MOM WAS  AN OUTSPOKEN, CANTANKEROUS ASSHOLE WHO COULDN'T MAKE NEW FRIENDS. SHE DIED OF INTERRUPTING  CONVERSATIONS AND CHANGING THE TOPIC TO SOMETHING THAT CAUSED PEOPLE TO ARGUE!!!

Your mum was Benzair Bhutto?

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #505 on: February 12, 2008, 06:18:39 pm »
Hey, I'm new to this forum, though I've been reading regularly it for a couple days now and every now and then for maybe a month and a half. I've tried to get a decent feel of what the tone and expectations of this forum are (I've gotten the whole "don't post random bullshit because you think being random makes you more Discordian" thing), but if I do slip into n00bishness, don't hesitate to correct my errors (not that it seems like any of you would anyway). I'll probably be doing a lot more lurking than actual posting, at least for a little while (combination of getting to know the ropes better and insane workload in school).

Welcome,

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #506 on: February 13, 2008, 06:29:09 pm »
ATTN: DISCORDIANS: WE ARE NOW ON PAGE 34! RULE 34 ON THIS THREAD NOW! GO! :fap:

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #507 on: February 14, 2008, 08:35:09 pm »
GUYS, THE INTERNETS ARE NOT ASSISTING OUR LADY OF DISCORD, HILLARY CLINTON, ACHIEVE MAXIMUM LULZ AS PRESIDENT OF THESE UNITED STATES. She is falling far behind in polls and funds. She is breaking down emotionally almost twice a month. Her mascara is running. She has been making crazy talk about getting a boob job. She has been having sex with Bill again. EVERYTHING IS FALLING APART FOR HER. This election season should be a time for America to HEAL, but nobody will let Nurse Clinton take care of our country.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, HELP HILLARY. Her campaign is accepting DONATIONS OF ALL SHAPES AND SIZES at this address:

Hillary Clinton for President
PO Box 1781
Merrifield, VA 22116-9965

She is accepting money, but it may be too late for that. DISCOFLUX.COM ENCOURAGES YOU TO SEND THE FOLLOWING ITEMS INSTEAD:

- Socks
- Canned food
- Kleenex (generic preferred)
- Tiny violins
- Paper airplanes made from Hillary Clinton campaign fliers
- Matchbox cars
- Cleaning supplies
- RAZORBLADES
- Condolence cards

THERE ISN'T MUCH TIME LEFT. ACT NOW, OR THE ESTABLISHMENT MIGHT LOSE THIS ELECTION.

STATUS QUO GO!

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #508 on: February 14, 2008, 08:35:44 pm »
Ofuck wait...

ATTN: DISCORDIANS: WE ARE NOW ON PAGE 34! RULE 34 ON THIS THREAD NOW! GO! :fap:


GUYS, THE INTERNETS ARE NOT ASSISTING OUR LADY OF DISCORD, HILLARY CLINTON, ACHIEVE MAXIMUM LULZ AS PRESIDENT OF THESE UNITED STATES. She is falling far behind in polls and funds. She is breaking down emotionally almost twice a month. Her mascara is running. She has been making crazy talk about getting a boob job. She has been having sex with Bill again. EVERYTHING IS FALLING APART FOR HER. This election season should be a time for America to HEAL, but nobody will let Nurse Clinton take care of our country.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, HELP HILLARY. Her campaign is accepting DONATIONS OF ALL SHAPES AND SIZES at this address:

Hillary Clinton for President
PO Box 1781
Merrifield, VA 22116-9965

She is accepting money, but it may be too late for that. DISCOFLUX.COM ENCOURAGES YOU TO SEND THE FOLLOWING ITEMS INSTEAD:

- Socks
- Canned food
- Kleenex (generic preferred)
- Tiny violins
- Paper airplanes made from Hillary Clinton campaign fliers
- Matchbox cars
- Cleaning supplies
- RAZORBLADES
- Condolence cards

THERE ISN'T MUCH TIME LEFT. ACT NOW, OR THE ESTABLISHMENT MIGHT LOSE THIS ELECTION.

STATUS QUO GO!


There.
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #509 on: February 17, 2008, 04:53:27 pm »
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”