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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #585 on: April 21, 2008, 08:39:26 pm »
Sorry, why was that funny again?

It wasn't.
“Soon all of us will have special names” — Professor Brian O’Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes" — Walt Whitman

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #586 on: April 21, 2008, 08:40:42 pm »
Pllllbbbttt!


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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #587 on: April 21, 2008, 08:43:36 pm »
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order… is you!

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #588 on: April 21, 2008, 08:43:58 pm »
Huh?  :lulz:

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #589 on: April 21, 2008, 08:44:17 pm »
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order… is you!

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #590 on: April 21, 2008, 08:44:27 pm »
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.


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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #592 on: April 21, 2008, 09:12:07 pm »
Sorry, why was that funny again?

It wasn't.
Like your face.

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“Soon all of us will have special names” — Professor Brian O’Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes" — Walt Whitman

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #593 on: April 21, 2008, 09:16:04 pm »
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order… is you!

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #594 on: April 21, 2008, 09:20:49 pm »
“Soon all of us will have special names” — Professor Brian O’Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes" — Walt Whitman

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #595 on: April 21, 2008, 09:24:48 pm »
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order… is you!

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #596 on: April 21, 2008, 09:26:12 pm »
A better place to leave pr0n would be the legislators' offices.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #597 on: April 21, 2008, 10:13:31 pm »
this must be a sociological experiment or something

reminds me of the "NO MORE MEME" fiasco

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #598 on: April 21, 2008, 10:14:52 pm »
this must be a sociological experiment or something

reminds me of the "NO MORE MEME" fiasco

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #599 on: April 22, 2008, 01:47:15 am »
this must be a sociological experiment or something

reminds me of the "NO MORE MEME" fiasco



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