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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #645 on: May 22, 2008, 03:02:56 am »

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #646 on: May 22, 2008, 10:06:18 pm »
just passed fifty posts
you've all been so kind
if you don't like this poem
 you can kiss my behind

just passed fifty posts
so here's how it will be
don't take it to hard
five fnord Eris twenty three

just passed fifty posts
and your sights are on me
so i say it again
five fnord Eris twenty three

just passed fifty posts
it wasnt that hard
yippee hurray
i am now a fucktard

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #647 on: May 24, 2008, 02:07:39 am »
Not bad.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #648 on: May 30, 2008, 06:59:45 am »

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #649 on: May 31, 2008, 04:43:20 am »
Dicks and wine: that's a culture I can endorse. :lol:
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #650 on: June 01, 2008, 04:07:02 am »
This is why Zen is full of shit.

You're supposed to LIVE life, not be detached from it.  If you're mad, be fucking mad.  If you're happy, be fucking happy.  Don't CALMLY eat that cheeseburger, EAT THE HELL OUT OF THAT CHEESEBURGER.  Be SOMETHING, because there's no point in a religion or philosophy that teaches you to wipe out all the fucking highs and lows in life.
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #651 on: June 04, 2008, 07:53:24 pm »

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #652 on: June 04, 2008, 07:56:20 pm »
:thanks:

I was wondering if anyone would fucking catch that.
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #653 on: June 05, 2008, 12:48:25 am »
This is like Brave New World, only all the alphas are retards.   :lulz:

this just seriously made my day.
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #654 on: June 05, 2008, 05:59:23 pm »
can we beat the monkeys into submission or is political idealism a wast of time?  a government of the people  is supposed to have the ability to keep the monkey in check (i think it works but not near well enough)... the scum will always rise to the top creating a need for new monkeys and new monkey controls in all goverments

"We" are also monkeys. 

Never forget that.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #655 on: June 11, 2008, 04:36:38 am »
Lulzcow, correct me where I'm wrong but this is your argument so far:

The internet is mean.
An expert told you that you were unable to communicate with people on the internet.
You are surprised that people on the internet do not understand that you are unable to communicate with them properly.


People who disagree with you are being illogical.
It's ok for you to be a hypocrite because you have a "condition".
No-one else knows about how your condition works therefore you are the only one who can define this condition, meaning that it can explain away any behaviour you wish it to.
Nobody understands you and life is a dark abyss.

If an expert told you that you were allergic to bees, would you stick your head in a bee hive?


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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #656 on: June 12, 2008, 03:41:55 pm »
oldskool :potd::

Of course, you could always do your part to ensure Morrison writes more stuff like this by actually buying his artistic work...

LOL, yeah, I might just do that.

Maybe when I'm on my way to my local church to hand out save the whale pamphlets, just before I turn myself in for past crimes on account of I can't live with the guilt anymore  :lulz:



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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #657 on: June 13, 2008, 03:37:33 pm »
On the plus side the decline of civilisation means plenty meat for the carnivores.

As soon as the mean IQ drops to sub-bovine, cannibalism becomes the ethical dietary choice :evil:

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #658 on: June 14, 2008, 06:52:11 am »

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #659 on: June 18, 2008, 03:31:29 pm »
I like my women like I like my  :lulz: -- fake and on the computer screen.

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