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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #930 on: August 01, 2009, 05:58:35 am »
Not the point.

You "best posted" yourself.  How fucking lame is that?
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #931 on: August 01, 2009, 06:02:20 am »
Not the point.

You "best posted" yourself.  How fucking lame is that?

I found it amusing when Slanket the Destroyer did it and I followed suit.

Also, pic is teh win.
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #932 on: August 01, 2009, 06:03:30 am »
Not the point.

You "best posted" yourself.  How fucking lame is that?

I found it amusing when Slanket the Destroyer did it and I followed suit.

Also, pic is teh win.

It's funny when Slanket does it.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #933 on: August 01, 2009, 06:12:32 am »
that's cause Slanket is Slanket and Net is...not cool enough.
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #934 on: August 01, 2009, 06:30:44 am »
that's cause Slanket is Slanket and Net is...not cool enough.

It's like typing in all caps because Chef did it.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #935 on: August 02, 2009, 10:15:01 am »
- mix 1 packet of bread yeast with half a spoon of sugar with a cup of lukewarm water (not above body temp! this kills the yeasties)
- put it in a longdrink glass cause it can foam quite high. cover the glass to prevent other organisms from falling in.
- mix 3L (100oz) Apple Juice + 1L (33oz) water + 1Kg (2.2lbs) sugar, heat in a pan till it boils and the sugar dissolves.
- let it cool (with the lid on!! place it in a bath of cold water to speed up the cooling)
- stir in the (now) active yeast. if the yeast's not foaming and smelling like bread and alcohol by now, throw it away, it's dead, use a new package as bread yeast is cheap anyway.

put the stuff in some bottles with a water-lock or whatever contraption you can come up with. anything that allows the CO2 to come out (pressure will get HIGH otherwise and exploding bottles is no fun) but no bacteria and stuff to get in. balloons work (but turn them inside-out! there's talcum powder on the inside of balloons!), but i heard from a friend that using big plastic soda bottles, and screwing open the lid just a tiny bit that you can hear "pssssh" the air slowly escaping creates a perfectly fine pressure lock as well (super easy solution, that).

if you wanna get semi-fancy, fabricate something like this: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=1615.msg438540#msg438540
(you put a dash of water in the bottom loop, so you can see the bubbles escaping, and no bacteria can come in, plus it gives you a good indication of how active it still is).
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #936 on: August 03, 2009, 03:11:14 pm »
my music is so experimental that its use on civilians is banned as a war crime.

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B-AI still considers Waterboarding (with urine) to be music. I tried to explain it to him, but his program has so many errors I don't think I ever got beyond explaining that it wasn't a combination of Waterman and Keyboarding.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #937 on: August 14, 2009, 09:30:26 pm »
I'm not looking for praise, you tools. I'm looking for something of value. Is it here?

Nope, it's a forum



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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #938 on: August 17, 2009, 10:00:49 pm »
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #939 on: September 02, 2009, 10:56:25 pm »
Quote from: Darth Cupcake link=topic=21923.msg748833#msg748833
But that means I have to stay awake and alive through this damned class and already I am unimpressed with the goddamn mouth-breather neck-bearded dipshits with unwashed hair who are slowly populating the room around me. Eee. I feel dirty.
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #941 on: September 08, 2009, 04:53:35 pm »
I am not in the camp of people who seem to give memes a separate sentience.
me too

No, you're in the camp of those who shamelessly lift other peoples' content without permission.
If you say "love" enough times, there no such thing as other people or permission.

He did it to fuel the Good Energy furnaces.

Have we run out of puppies already?

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #942 on: September 15, 2009, 03:33:23 am »
My office and bathroom have that horrible fake-wood paneling from the 70s.  It makes a fart sound like a jet fighter backfiring.
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #943 on: September 21, 2009, 04:17:06 pm »


We should do one of those fonzi scheme thingys. heeeeeeey!

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