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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #990 on: February 14, 2010, 03:39:07 pm »
ECH's post-prep pre-lunch-rush breakfast of choice when working:

combine in blender:

1 banana (peeled)
1 raw egg (shell can be discarded, if preferred)
1/2 cup orange juice
1/2 cup frozen strawberries
1/2 cup milk
1 cup decent brandy or rum

blend until smooth, then pour into a 22oz. mug until about 1/2 to 2/3 full.
top mug off with 1/2 can of fruit punch-flavored Nos Energy Drink
stir gently with spoon to mix, then pound it down.

repeat, as you will usually end up with enough to make two mugs.

you won't have to eat for a good 12 hours and you will be totally ready to fistfight a rhino.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #991 on: February 15, 2010, 06:09:55 pm »
my friend posted this on facebook and I think it deserves POTD status:



<NAME> watched The Neverending Story last night on DVD and learned that if you dont select anything on the DVD menu, after a minute or two the film starts automatically. Furthermore, if you let the credits roll to the end, it goes back to the menu and starts the film again, creating an endless loop. I dont know if the makers of the movie planned it this way but, inadvertently, the film can finally live up to its name.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #992 on: February 15, 2010, 06:24:52 pm »
DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE! what's that kids? It's the evil van! yaaaaaaaay!



evil comes in more flavors than ice cream. you want some insidious sneaking evil? oh yeah, they have that, you want brutal systematic by the numbers evil, they have that but its a little bitter. you want some hot burning evil sauce on that? they have that too. they have so many damn flavors, that if you took a little lick of each of them, y'know, the free samples they leave out to tempt you in, you'd be puking for a week. genocide ripple is always a good seller, rapey road sure is popular these days. corporate greed sunday was in for a while, but then they stopped making that one, as well, the bankers ate it all up. peado & nut is quite popular as well.

Don't ask me why.

if you want the low fat option, you could go for a nice spousal abuse & raisin. a nice methamphitime choc chip? crack with a side of aggravated battery? whats that? you want dark unforgivable evil, oh they have plenty of that. its like a cone made of sour ashes of the fallen, and well, fuck me, you do not even want to know what's in the sprinkles.

and the cherry sauce.

my god. the sauce.

there's so many, many flavours its enough to give a man brain freeze, just even thinking about it.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #993 on: February 17, 2010, 03:04:35 pm »
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #994 on: February 18, 2010, 04:15:23 pm »
I refuse to alter my behavior based on the hypothetical stern looks and dissapointed shake of the head from millions of our progeny.  They can retroactively damn us if they like, and they will be assholes smug in their perfect hindsight.  I'm confident I won't be around to see it. 

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #995 on: February 19, 2010, 05:30:48 am »
Today's Cramulan tongue twister:

Cram rams cramming rams and rams cram a ham in cans.

say it five times, fast!
I did this and my face experienced a hairsplosion!
I tried to shave off the mustache and two more took its place!
What sorcery is this!?


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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #997 on: February 20, 2010, 07:01:16 pm »
This is what I do with my hair when it falls out:



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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #998 on: February 20, 2010, 09:02:28 pm »

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #999 on: February 20, 2010, 10:15:01 pm »
:thanks:

I had no idea it would be so loved.

My children used to play with them in the bathtub, and argue over who had the cutest one.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #1000 on: February 21, 2010, 03:39:43 am »
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #1001 on: February 21, 2010, 04:17:27 am »
:thanks:

I had no idea it would be so loved.

My children used to play with them in the bathtub, and argue over who had the cutest one.

I CANNOT

          believe my kids are spending the night at your house, right now

JUST, PLEASE

          make sure they wear clean socks to bed
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #1002 on: February 21, 2010, 04:20:17 am »
Every kid should have a sitter like Nigel.  Muhaha.
Information wants to be wrong.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #1003 on: February 21, 2010, 01:12:02 pm »
socks in bed?!?!

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #1004 on: February 21, 2010, 03:21:57 pm »
socks in bed?!?!
yeah wtf?
no matter how good your socks are, your feet need to breathe to keep them non-stinky.
keep em permanently wrapped up and they will smell worse.
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