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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #1020 on: March 09, 2010, 10:35:13 pm »
:thanks:

I had no idea it would be so loved.

My children used to play with them in the bathtub, and argue over who had the cutest one.

I... Just... What?

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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #1021 on: March 12, 2010, 11:13:06 pm »

It can ALWAYS get worse, and any given date CAN and just MIGHT be weirder than you imagine or even CAN imagine.  Sometimes it's a good weird, and you get some dirtyfun in, and sometimes it's just creepy fat wet willie weird, and you kinda wish you'd brought a gun.


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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #1022 on: March 13, 2010, 12:48:20 am »
:lol:
I should go into designing terrorist detectors.
False positives look better than no positives.

I am using that.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #1023 on: March 16, 2010, 04:49:10 pm »
GOD you guys can't we have ONE SINGLE lighthearted, fun Hitler thread without it turning all serious?
Information wants to be wrong.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #1024 on: March 16, 2010, 05:15:15 pm »
Off to the interview...via bus.

This is going to be exciting.
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #1025 on: March 16, 2010, 06:52:38 pm »
One day I'm going to say something cool enough to be quoted here. A man's gotta have goals, right?
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #1026 on: March 17, 2010, 02:18:01 am »
One day I'm going to say something cool enough to be quoted here. A man's gotta have goals, right?
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #1027 on: March 17, 2010, 02:21:37 am »
One day I'm going to say something cool enough to be quoted here. A man's gotta have goals, right?
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Now go away.
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THIS!
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #1028 on: March 18, 2010, 07:11:01 pm »
One day I'm going to say something cool enough to be quoted here. A man's gotta have goals, right?
:potd:


Now go away.

Woot! See ya!

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #1029 on: March 18, 2010, 07:13:23 pm »
One day I'm going to say something cool enough to be quoted here. A man's gotta have goals, right?
:potd:


Now go away.

Woot! See ya!

I'M GOING TO DISNEY LAND!!!!

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Did I mention that I have a my own cock fetish?  I can't get an erection without it.

This strikes me as the perfect metaphor for why 1 is a prime number.

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Off to the interview...via bus.

This is going to be exciting.

:potd: :potd:

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #1030 on: March 19, 2010, 03:07:38 am »
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #1031 on: March 20, 2010, 12:26:43 pm »
Ok, this POTDing banal stuff is getting stupid and it totally degardes the value of actual POTDs. You idiots are ruining the forum with this silly shit.







Seriously.




















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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #1032 on: March 20, 2010, 04:27:17 pm »
ughhhhhhhhh I thnk I themy my license in the bine!!

i went rta today but was 5 min late so it closed in fornt of me an i was pouting so i decided to go to an asian hairdresser and she was like a ninja but they all laugh cause i was only male there i didn't realise it was a female thingy.. it said mens cuts =[ nuy she was an aesm toome ninja i wan b ninjal ike them

mite go there more often now they're soo cool and i tik i like the style they did it messy ot somethig .. frieds so they like it, i dnoo i ;ike wearing singlets to

i aso cnaleld my bank card i duno where the fuck i put it

I wantd to go dancing tonight but the grou i hang with hate it ugh and wen i go near lub they ack off

\now i home and eat cereal its awesome but still early its lik onl y 1am o well ... why a k posting on pd lololo i dun wanan go bed =[ i wanted to have ig weekend .. i stil had hiarious fun tho.

ionno wats ur thoughts of going dandcing by yourself? I lke going wit friends but i dont hav many that like going
 
i wanna hang wih you  peple one day ur all cool and lovely

it[s iamzing that i cn put tis in wight lace lo i don want to stop typin mayb i shuld or mayib i shuld nt clik post? i've nevr drunk typed before itsk inda sad hahaa

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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #1033 on: March 22, 2010, 09:45:22 pm »
if you want content why are you on PD?   :horrormirth:
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #1034 on: March 23, 2010, 02:28:35 am »
if you want content why are you on PD?   :horrormirth:

ive never been nominated for post of the day before   :ECH: