One Sentence Rants

[navkat]

Half the time I don't fucking understand you people or this forum and I'm pretty sure we ALL Doing It Wrong IIIEEEEEEE!!!!

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Just bookmark http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/

Who needs a truth-o-meter when you can just carefully avoid falsifiable language?
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[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Hey Mark Summers, when you're hosting "Unwrapped" and they make a world's largest food thing, don't you feel bad for the people who have NO DAMN FOOD??

I sure do.


world's largest s'more. FEH!

[Dalek]

Why the fuck are all my teachers retarded 

[AFK]

The recession is the suck that keeps on sucking.

[Jenne]

I DO NOT WANT TO GO TO YOUR DAMNED FATHER'S HOUSE STOP TRYING TO MAKE THIS INTO A "MY CULTURE TRUMPS YOURS"--IT'S NOT ABOUT THE HOLIDAY, IT'S ABOUT THE FACT HE'S A TOTAL FUCKING ASSHOLE AND I CAN'T STAND HIS BIGOTED, IGNORANT ASS!

[Shit]

Fuck the world.

[Rococo Modem Basilisk]

Fuck the world.

Remember to pack *many* condoms.

[Cainad (dec.)]

You know, if you're going to tell me I fucked up by not taking enough credits at this campus to be allowed to live here, you maybe should have told me that before the deadline to add/drop courses passed--fuck, I would have preferred it if you hadn't allowed me to move in at all so that I would have gotten my head out of my ass and realized that I shouldn't be at this school at all.

[Jenne]

You know, if you're going to tell me I fucked up by not taking enough credits at this campus to be allowed to live here, you maybe should have told me that before the deadline to add/drop courses passed--fuck, I would have preferred it if you hadn't allowed me to move in at all so that I would have gotten my head out of my ass and realized that I shouldn't be at this school at all.

  This sounds bad, Cainad.

[Captain Utopia]

Your reflexive, irrational, unjustified and scapegoat-centric anger at everything that strokes your self-righteousness the wrong way has turned you into an emotional terrorist - you're the Al Qaeda of lovers, and just as pathetic - but let's keep fucking anyway.

[Cainad (dec.)]

You know, if you're going to tell me I fucked up by not taking enough credits at this campus to be allowed to live here, you maybe should have told me that before the deadline to add/drop courses passed--fuck, I would have preferred it if you hadn't allowed me to move in at all so that I would have gotten my head out of my ass and realized that I shouldn't be at this school at all.

  This sounds bad, Cainad.

It is bad. It's not incurable, but it blows dolphin dicks and it's giving me the anxiety-nausea (and I'm out of motherfucking tobacco ).

I have to find a professor who's willing to let me enter the course late, write a letter explaining how much I suck and why I should be allowed to do all this past the deadline, and attach it to a petition form to be sent to the assistant dean for approval. Now, I'd be very surprised if the petition was rejected and I get tossed out because this school is small, growing, and determined to suck as much cock as it needs to in order to keep "good" students here (and that somehow includes me, lol).

But it's still a load of shit and I really want a smoke.

[Corvidia]

Wow, Cainad, that does suck. And how come you can't get a hold of tobacco?


The next coach or parent who tried to flirt and/or hit on me while I'm refereeing their kid's game is going to get socked in their ever-loving mouth.

Referee shirts should not be thin and white. Ever, because it means I have to wear a tank top under it and it's FUCKING HOT despite the fact my tank is not much thicker than the shirt in question. I have to stand in the sun the entire game. Blue would have made my life so much easier.

[Cainad (dec.)]

Wow, Cainad, that does suck. And how come you can't get a hold of tobacco?

'Cause I'm lazy and always forget to stop by 7/11 and pick up a pack of Backwoods cigars when I'm out. Or at least, I usually am: yesterday I resolved the tobacco situation and I'm in the process of working out the school situation.

[Jenne]

Godspeed, Cainad.