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Nigel, It's Time For A Sabbatical

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, December 10, 2009, 03:59:43 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Except for Polar Bear Pants, he actually seems to be sort of a sociopath. He just hid it really, really well. Maybe that's why I trust the ones who are messes; a sociopath is never an emotional trainwreck.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 14, 2009, 11:12:09 PM
I know that you guys have loyal and protective reasons to dislike him, which I really do appreciate, but I am terribly fond of Optimus Pinecone. We haven't been in touch to speak of until lately but he's been letting me call and freak out on him over Mario, and it's helped me a lot. He's good at talking me down.

I am probably going to still be terribly fond of Mario in a year, as well. I don't tend to just drop people by the wayside once I've loved them. I know my choices in men may seem fucked up, but I don't think I pick bad people, just people at a bad point in their lives.

I disagree, but out of respect for you, I will simply avoid OP rather than fuck with him.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 14, 2009, 11:16:10 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 14, 2009, 11:12:09 PM
I know that you guys have loyal and protective reasons to dislike him, which I really do appreciate, but I am terribly fond of Optimus Pinecone. We haven't been in touch to speak of until lately but he's been letting me call and freak out on him over Mario, and it's helped me a lot. He's good at talking me down.

I am probably going to still be terribly fond of Mario in a year, as well. I don't tend to just drop people by the wayside once I've loved them. I know my choices in men may seem fucked up, but I don't think I pick bad people, just people at a bad point in their lives.

I disagree, but out of respect for you, I will simply avoid OP rather than fuck with him.

Thank you!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Dysnomia

Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 14, 2009, 11:12:09 PM
I know that you guys have loyal and protective reasons to dislike him, which I really do appreciate, but I am terribly fond of Optimus Pinecone. We haven't been in touch to speak of until lately but he's been letting me call and freak out on him over Mario, and it's helped me a lot. He's good at talking me down.

I am probably going to still be terribly fond of Mario in a year, as well. I don't tend to just drop people by the wayside once I've loved them. I know my choices in men may seem fucked up, but I don't think I pick bad people, just people at a bad point in their lives.

Be that as it may....


I still want to apply my foot, directly to his ass.


It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on December 15, 2009, 01:24:36 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 14, 2009, 11:12:09 PM
I know that you guys have loyal and protective reasons to dislike him, which I really do appreciate, but I am terribly fond of Optimus Pinecone. We haven't been in touch to speak of until lately but he's been letting me call and freak out on him over Mario, and it's helped me a lot. He's good at talking me down.

I am probably going to still be terribly fond of Mario in a year, as well. I don't tend to just drop people by the wayside once I've loved them. I know my choices in men may seem fucked up, but I don't think I pick bad people, just people at a bad point in their lives.

Be that as it may....


I still want to apply my foot, directly to his ass.




This. 

There's a big difference between wanna and gonna.  This is a good thing, because I hate jail.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Dysnomia

yes, also portland is close enough to be a tease, but far enough away that I'm too poor to visit. 
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on December 15, 2009, 01:46:56 AM
yes, also portland is close enough to be a tease, but far enough away that I'm too poor to visit. 

It's the same distance as it is to Chicago, for me.

Which is 3-4 hours on a plane.

I'm sure as fuck not driving.  Take a look at a friggin' map, from Tucson to Portland.  Jesus H Christ, I didn't think there was that many states in the way.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2009, 01:49:02 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on December 15, 2009, 01:46:56 AM
yes, also portland is close enough to be a tease, but far enough away that I'm too poor to visit. 

It's the same distance as it is to Chicago, for me.

Which is 3-4 hours on a plane.

I'm sure as fuck not driving.  Take a look at a friggin' map, from Tucson to Portland.  Jesus H Christ, I didn't think there was that many states in the way.

I've driven that

Takes a while.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Dysnomia

I think it's 15 hrs in a car, about 20ish by train, and an hr and a half or two by plane
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

Jasper

I'm about to drive from the bay area to Portland.  It's maybe HALF that bad and I'm dreading it.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Felix on December 15, 2009, 03:00:13 AM
I'm about to drive from the bay area to Portland.  It's maybe HALF that bad and I'm dreading it.

It's a really nice drive, though. I promise.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Jasper

Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 15, 2009, 03:01:40 AM
Quote from: Felix on December 15, 2009, 03:00:13 AM
I'm about to drive from the bay area to Portland.  It's maybe HALF that bad and I'm dreading it.

It's a really nice drive, though. I promise.

I've been the copilot for this drive before, by 101 and I5, and it is certainly scenic. The dreaded part is going solo without company, proper insurance or registration, and during the icy season, with holes in the canopy courtesy of idiot robbers last night. 

Scare the crap out of self: check.

I think I might be neurotic.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Felix on December 15, 2009, 03:13:04 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 15, 2009, 03:01:40 AM
Quote from: Felix on December 15, 2009, 03:00:13 AM
I'm about to drive from the bay area to Portland.  It's maybe HALF that bad and I'm dreading it.

It's a really nice drive, though. I promise.

I've been the copilot for this drive before, by 101 and I5, and it is certainly scenic. The dreaded part is going solo without company, proper insurance or registration, and during the icy season, with holes in the canopy courtesy of idiot robbers last night. 

Scare the crap out of self: check.

I think I might be neurotic.

Are you fucking mad?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jasper

I prefer descriptors like 'brave' or 'daring', if you please.

Dysnomia

Quote from: Felix on December 15, 2009, 03:00:13 AM
I'm about to drive from the bay area to Portland.  It's maybe HALF that bad and I'm dreading it.

Oh maybe I over estimated as that's where I'm from as well.  How long is it supposed to take?
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif