ATTN MORTALS: Post ITT, and get your Official Holy Name™.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

I wonder..did I ever post ITT?

Barnacle Encrusted Bottom Buddy^TM of Agonizing Hilarity

Is that a nice way of saying..... Spongebob kills teh funnay?

No.  A "bottom buddy" is a toilet-related device used by...Well, google it.

I was just...  sorry

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I wonder..did I ever post ITT?

Barnacle Encrusted Bottom Buddy^TM of Agonizing Hilarity

Is that a nice way of saying..... Spongebob kills teh funnay?

No.  A "bottom buddy" is a toilet-related device used by...Well, google it.

I was just...  sorry

For what?  Bottom Buddies are kill-proof humor.

[Precious Moments Zalgo]

Needs an Official Holy Name™.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Needs an Official Holy Name™.

High Epopt of Immoral Leech Sex

[Precious Moments Zalgo]

Needs an Official Holy Name™.

High Epopt of Immoral Leech Sex

Yes!

[Don Coyote]

I wonder..did I ever post ITT?

Barnacle Encrusted Bottom Buddy^TM of Agonizing Hilarity

Is that a nice way of saying..... Spongebob kills teh funnay?

No.  A "bottom buddy" is a toilet-related device used by...Well, google it.

I was just...  sorry

For what?  Bottom Buddies are kill-proof humor.

OH FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Payne]

Those of you who took your Holy Name™ out of your personal text are doomed.

Fucking DOOMED.

And it doesn't count if you put it back in.  It's ruined, now.  Penance will have to be done, and a new name assigned.

THIS^

TIA

[Doktor Howl]

GIMME SOME!

[Payne]

GIMME SOME!

Penance: I desire a real photograph (something I can, and will, stick to the fridge) of you doing something distinctly "Dok Does Tucson"-ish. This may be sent with my letter when my time comes.

Holy Name^TM: Slinky Ululating Dwarf-monger

And thus by these signs, thy sins shall be absolved.

[Elder Iptuous]

Those of you who took your Holy Name™ out of your personal text are doomed.

Fucking DOOMED.

And it doesn't count if you put it back in.  It's ruined, now.  Penance will have to be done, and a new name assigned.

THIS^

TIA

mine seems to have detached, and then i glued it back on later.
it appears to be dried out and crusty, with a slightly acrid odour. i think i may need a new one.

[Payne]

Those of you who took your Holy Name™ out of your personal text are doomed.

Fucking DOOMED.

And it doesn't count if you put it back in.  It's ruined, now.  Penance will have to be done, and a new name assigned.

THIS^

TIA

mine seems to have detached, and then i glued it back on later.
it appears to be dried out and crusty, with a slightly acrid odour. i think i may need a new one.

Penance: No guns for a week. You must tell everyone you know when you speak to them on diverse matters that you are avoiding guns for one week.

Holy name: Ersatz Earwax Secreter

[Elder Iptuous]

I am grateful for the opportunity of retribution.
I will gladly eschew my god given right to firearms for the duration of a week...

[Payne]

I am grateful for the opportunity of retribution.
I will gladly eschew my god given right to firearms for the duration of a week...

Yes, and remember that in this case it's a god given duty to avoid them.

[Cuddlefish]

Those of you who took your Holy Name™ out of your personal text are doomed.

Fucking DOOMED.

And it doesn't count if you put it back in.  It's ruined, now.  Penance will have to be done, and a new name assigned.

I put mine under "fully customizable title" when I got mine, and it's stayed there since. So, does that mean I'm DOOMED as well because it's not in my personal text? Because otherwise, I'm good.

[Payne]

For some reason I couldn't stand having it in the personal text field, it looked wrong down there.  The choice to go to hell was, ultimately, a question of aesthetics.

Custom title works, too.

Precedence^