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ATTN MORTALS: Post ITT, and get your Official Holy Name™.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, January 04, 2010, 06:40:45 PM

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Dysfunctional Cunt

#405
March 15, 2011, 04:55:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 04:48:50 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 15, 2011, 04:47:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2011, 02:35:33 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 12, 2011, 06:48:42 AM
I wonder..did I ever post ITT?

Barnacle Encrusted Bottom BuddyTM of Agonizing Hilarity

Is that a nice way of saying..... Spongebob kills teh funnay?

No.  A "bottom buddy" is a toilet-related device used by...Well, google it.

I was just...  sorry :oops:

The Good Reverend Roger

#406
March 15, 2011, 04:56:06 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 15, 2011, 04:55:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 04:48:50 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 15, 2011, 04:47:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2011, 02:35:33 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 12, 2011, 06:48:42 AM
I wonder..did I ever post ITT?

Barnacle Encrusted Bottom BuddyTM of Agonizing Hilarity

Is that a nice way of saying..... Spongebob kills teh funnay?

No.  A "bottom buddy" is a toilet-related device used by...Well, google it.

I was just...  sorry :oops:

For what?  Bottom Buddies are kill-proof humor.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Precious Moments Zalgo

#407
March 15, 2011, 05:10:23 PM
Needs an Official Holy Name™.
I will answer ANY prayer for $39.95.*

*Unfortunately, I cannot give refunds in the event that the answer is no.

The Good Reverend Roger

#408
March 15, 2011, 05:25:09 PM
Quote from: Pastor Miskatonic Zappathruster on March 15, 2011, 05:10:23 PM
Needs an Official Holy Name™.

High Epopt of Immoral Leech Sex
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Precious Moments Zalgo

#409
March 15, 2011, 06:07:35 PM
I will answer ANY prayer for $39.95.*

*Unfortunately, I cannot give refunds in the event that the answer is no.

Don Coyote

#410
March 15, 2011, 06:31:58 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 04:56:06 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 15, 2011, 04:55:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 04:48:50 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 15, 2011, 04:47:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2011, 02:35:33 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 12, 2011, 06:48:42 AM
I wonder..did I ever post ITT?

Barnacle Encrusted Bottom BuddyTM of Agonizing Hilarity

Is that a nice way of saying..... Spongebob kills teh funnay?

No.  A "bottom buddy" is a toilet-related device used by...Well, google it.

I was just...  sorry :oops:

For what?  Bottom Buddies are kill-proof humor.

OH FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lulz:

Payne

#411
July 28, 2011, 08:03:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 05:05:54 PM
Those of you who took your Holy Name™ out of your personal text are doomed.

Fucking DOOMED.

And it doesn't count if you put it back in.  It's ruined, now.  Penance will have to be done, and a new name assigned.

THIS^

TIA

Doktor Howl

#412
July 28, 2011, 08:10:32 PM
GIMME SOME!
Molon Lube

Payne

#413
July 28, 2011, 08:15:51 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 28, 2011, 08:10:32 PM
GIMME SOME!

Penance: I desire a real photograph (something I can, and will, stick to the fridge) of you doing something distinctly "Dok Does Tucson"-ish. This may be sent with my letter when my time comes.

Holy NameTM: Slinky Ululating Dwarf-monger

And thus by these signs, thy sins shall be absolved.

Elder Iptuous

#414
July 28, 2011, 09:09:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on July 28, 2011, 08:03:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 05:05:54 PM
Those of you who took your Holy Name™ out of your personal text are doomed.

Fucking DOOMED.

And it doesn't count if you put it back in.  It's ruined, now.  Penance will have to be done, and a new name assigned.

THIS^

TIA

mine seems to have detached, and then i glued it back on later.
it appears to be dried out and crusty, with a slightly acrid odour. i think i may need a new one.

Payne

#415
July 28, 2011, 09:14:41 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on July 28, 2011, 09:09:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on July 28, 2011, 08:03:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 05:05:54 PM
Those of you who took your Holy Name™ out of your personal text are doomed.

Fucking DOOMED.

And it doesn't count if you put it back in.  It's ruined, now.  Penance will have to be done, and a new name assigned.

THIS^

TIA

mine seems to have detached, and then i glued it back on later.
it appears to be dried out and crusty, with a slightly acrid odour. i think i may need a new one.

Penance: No guns for a week. You must tell everyone you know when you speak to them on diverse matters that you are avoiding guns for one week.

Holy name: Ersatz Earwax Secreter

Elder Iptuous

#416
July 28, 2011, 09:31:34 PM
I am grateful for the opportunity of retribution.
I will gladly eschew my god given right to firearms for the duration of a week...

Payne

#417
July 28, 2011, 09:32:41 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on July 28, 2011, 09:31:34 PM
I am grateful for the opportunity of retribution.
I will gladly eschew my god given right to firearms for the duration of a week...

Yes, and remember that in this case it's a god given duty to avoid them.

Cuddlefish

#418
July 28, 2011, 09:49:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 05:05:54 PM
Those of you who took your Holy Name™ out of your personal text are doomed.

Fucking DOOMED.

And it doesn't count if you put it back in.  It's ruined, now.  Penance will have to be done, and a new name assigned.

I put mine under "fully customizable title" when I got mine, and it's stayed there since. So, does that mean I'm DOOMED as well because it's not in my personal text? Because otherwise, I'm good.
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Payne

#419
July 28, 2011, 09:53:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 06:20:59 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 11, 2011, 06:20:32 PM
For some reason I couldn't stand having it in the personal text field, it looked wrong down there.  The choice to go to hell was, ultimately, a question of aesthetics.



Custom title works, too.

Precedence^
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