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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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ATTN MORTALS: Post ITT, and get your Official Holy Name™.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, January 04, 2010, 06:40:45 PM

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Kai

#90
January 05, 2010, 12:56:22 AM
Beneficent and Merciful Rain Deity,

I request a name of holy attribute, that I may be like and with thee in thy glory.


OOO XXX,

Kai
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

The Good Reverend Roger

#91
January 05, 2010, 12:58:10 AM
Quote from: Kai on January 05, 2010, 12:56:22 AM
Beneficent and Merciful Rain Deity,

I request a name of holy attribute, that I may be like and with thee in thy glory.


OOO XXX,

Kai

"Scabrous and terrifying fuckbat exterminator."
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Payne

#92
January 05, 2010, 01:53:00 AM
Okay Roger, do your very WORST.

No u

#93
January 05, 2010, 02:03:26 AM
Ooooh!  This should be good!

*bends over and waits for it*
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Cramulus

#94
January 05, 2010, 02:06:40 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2010, 07:28:47 PM
"Terrible sin pustule of desire."

this is so much more relevant now that my avatar is RemmingtonIII's grandmother

Freeky

#95
January 05, 2010, 02:08:16 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 04, 2010, 08:02:18 PM
I AM THE QUEEN OF CHEESE

DELICIOUS HORRIBLE AND SEXY

...

huh I found this when googling for an appropriate image to this title [probably NSFW] [nude, even though no naughty bits are showing]
http://blogimages.seniorennet.be/bomma/578-7471391fe98f16daa756b4024a16a1c9.jpg

it's unrelated but I still wanted to share it

That's the cover for a Bloodhound Gang CD, the unedited version. I has the edited version, and it's just a wooden box.  :cry:

The Good Reverend Roger

#96
January 05, 2010, 02:11:38 AM
Quote from: Payne on January 05, 2010, 01:53:00 AM
Okay Roger, do your very WORST.

"Autoloading Meatcannon."
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#97
January 05, 2010, 02:13:02 AM
Quote from: Invicta on January 05, 2010, 02:03:26 AM
Ooooh!  This should be good!

*bends over and waits for it*

"Mighty squasher of sordid meatpuppets."
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

-Kel-

#98
January 05, 2010, 04:20:30 AM

Not Red Ame

#99
January 05, 2010, 04:29:32 AM
tell me, good reverend, 'cause i need to know


The Good Reverend Roger

#100
January 05, 2010, 04:30:56 AM
Quote from: Not Red Ame on January 05, 2010, 04:29:32 AM
tell me, good reverend, 'cause i need to know

Bizarre STD Launcher 2000
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#101
January 05, 2010, 04:36:23 AM
I like mine. :) Unless the need for an upgrade is necessary.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#102
January 05, 2010, 04:39:10 AM
Quote from: Suu on January 05, 2010, 04:36:23 AM
I like mine. :) Unless the need for an upgrade is necessary.

Nope.  Yours is a keeper.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Remington

#103
January 05, 2010, 07:35:53 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on January 05, 2010, 02:06:40 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2010, 07:28:47 PM
"Terrible sin pustule of desire."

this is so much more relevant now that my avatar is RemmingtonIII's grandmother
:argh!:

She didn't live through the Great Depression and all that Nazi shit just to be mercilessly WOMPed by some young'un upstart!
Is it plugged in?

Iason Ouabache

#104
January 05, 2010, 08:40:45 AM
Am I too late for the party?
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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