Nigel's possibly slightly less stupid love life

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Thanks! He does make me happy. Most of the time.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Thanks! He does make me happy. Most of the time.

Let's hope it continues with the happy and not the less-of-the-time 
You make a cute couple.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

  I'm late.


...to be continued

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

...no, really, for the record, not only is that smiley sarcastic, but there is no possible reason I could be late other than random hormonal shifts, stress, or immaculate conception. So I'm not worried, I'm just disturbed.

[Freeky]

HE HAS SUPER SPERM AND CAN IMPREGNATE WOMEN FROM CROSS THE ROOM!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

HE HAS SUPER SPERM AND CAN IMPREGNATE WOMEN FROM CROSS THE ROOM!

I thought that was LMNO, who has to stay at least 2000 miles away from me at all times, because I am one of the most frighteningly fertile women ever to walk the earth. My eggs actually hunt down sperm outside of my body, knock them unconscious, and drag them back to my uterus.

[Freeky]

HE HAS SUPER SPERM AND CAN IMPREGNATE WOMEN FROM CROSS THE ROOM!

I thought that was LMNO, who has to stay at least 2000 miles away from me at all times, because I am one of the most frighteningly fertile women ever to walk the earth. My eggs actually hunt down sperm outside of my body, knock them unconscious, and drag them back to my uterus.

You're fucked.

[LMNO]

If only it were that easy.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

HE HAS SUPER SPERM AND CAN IMPREGNATE WOMEN FROM CROSS THE ROOM!

I thought that was LMNO, who has to stay at least 2000 miles away from me at all times, because I am one of the most frighteningly fertile women ever to walk the earth. My eggs actually hunt down sperm outside of my body, knock them unconscious, and drag them back to my uterus.

You're fucked.

Actually, I'm not, which is why I'm not worried about being pregnant.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

And now I'm managed to upset him, and in doing so upset myself and I'm distracted from work and haven't gotten ANYTHING done yet today, not even my morning run.

GREAT.

I can tell this is going to be a bang-up day.

[Doktor Howl]

And now I'm managed to upset him, and in doing so upset myself and I'm distracted from work and haven't gotten ANYTHING done yet today, not even my morning run.

GREAT.

I can tell this is going to be a bang-up day.

1.  Go for a walk.

2.  Take a few obnoxious pics of the area and send them to me.

3.  Get back to work.

Listen to the Doktor.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

And now I'm managed to upset him, and in doing so upset myself and I'm distracted from work and haven't gotten ANYTHING done yet today, not even my morning run.

GREAT.

I can tell this is going to be a bang-up day.

1.  Go for a walk.

2.  Take a few obnoxious pics of the area and send them to me.

3.  Get back to work.

Listen to the Doktor.

Thy will be done... back in a few.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I am currently furious. Furious. I cannot talk about it because I am so absolutely furious. But here are the pictures I took on my walk:

[Telarus]

Good pics.

Damn, I can see the line of tension running through your jaw and down your neck......

[Doktor Howl]

Nigel's hot when she's pissed.

Of course, I have no survival instincts whatsoever.