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Nigel's possibly slightly less stupid love life

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, April 16, 2010, 06:41:57 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#165
July 13, 2010, 09:22:47 PM
Thanks! He does make me happy. Most of the time.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Nephew Twiddleton

#166
July 13, 2010, 09:34:18 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 13, 2010, 09:22:47 PM
Thanks! He does make me happy. Most of the time.

Let's hope it continues with the happy and not the less-of-the-time  :)
You make a cute couple.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#167
July 14, 2010, 08:51:30 AM
 :) I'm late.


...to be continued
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#168
July 14, 2010, 08:57:28 AM
...no, really, for the record, not only is that smiley sarcastic, but there is no possible reason I could be late other than random hormonal shifts, stress, or immaculate conception. So I'm not worried, I'm just disturbed.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Freeky

#169
July 14, 2010, 02:35:14 PM
HE HAS SUPER SPERM AND CAN IMPREGNATE WOMEN FROM CROSS THE ROOM!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#170
July 14, 2010, 05:43:02 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 14, 2010, 02:35:14 PM
HE HAS SUPER SPERM AND CAN IMPREGNATE WOMEN FROM CROSS THE ROOM!

:x

I thought that was LMNO, who has to stay at least 2000 miles away from me at all times, because I am one of the most frighteningly fertile women ever to walk the earth. My eggs actually hunt down sperm outside of my body, knock them unconscious, and drag them back to my uterus.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Freeky

#171
July 14, 2010, 05:44:06 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 14, 2010, 05:43:02 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 14, 2010, 02:35:14 PM
HE HAS SUPER SPERM AND CAN IMPREGNATE WOMEN FROM CROSS THE ROOM!

:x

I thought that was LMNO, who has to stay at least 2000 miles away from me at all times, because I am one of the most frighteningly fertile women ever to walk the earth. My eggs actually hunt down sperm outside of my body, knock them unconscious, and drag them back to my uterus.

:lulz: You're fucked.

LMNO

#172
July 14, 2010, 05:53:05 PM
If only it were that easy.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#173
July 14, 2010, 07:37:40 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 14, 2010, 05:44:06 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 14, 2010, 05:43:02 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 14, 2010, 02:35:14 PM
HE HAS SUPER SPERM AND CAN IMPREGNATE WOMEN FROM CROSS THE ROOM!

:x

I thought that was LMNO, who has to stay at least 2000 miles away from me at all times, because I am one of the most frighteningly fertile women ever to walk the earth. My eggs actually hunt down sperm outside of my body, knock them unconscious, and drag them back to my uterus.

:lulz: You're fucked.

Actually, I'm not, which is why I'm not worried about being pregnant. :(
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#174
July 14, 2010, 07:40:58 PM
And now I'm managed to upset him, and in doing so upset myself and I'm distracted from work and haven't gotten ANYTHING done yet today, not even my morning run.

GREAT.

I can tell this is going to be a bang-up day.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

#175
July 14, 2010, 07:42:07 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 14, 2010, 07:40:58 PM
And now I'm managed to upset him, and in doing so upset myself and I'm distracted from work and haven't gotten ANYTHING done yet today, not even my morning run.

GREAT.

I can tell this is going to be a bang-up day.

1.  Go for a walk.

2.  Take a few obnoxious pics of the area and send them to me.

3.  Get back to work.

Listen to the Doktor.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#176
July 14, 2010, 07:44:33 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 14, 2010, 07:42:07 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 14, 2010, 07:40:58 PM
And now I'm managed to upset him, and in doing so upset myself and I'm distracted from work and haven't gotten ANYTHING done yet today, not even my morning run.

GREAT.

I can tell this is going to be a bang-up day.

1.  Go for a walk.

2.  Take a few obnoxious pics of the area and send them to me.

3.  Get back to work.

Listen to the Doktor.

Thy will be done... back in a few. :)
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#177
July 14, 2010, 10:29:41 PM
I am currently furious. Furious. I cannot talk about it because I am so absolutely furious. But here are the pictures I took on my walk:








"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Telarus

#178
July 14, 2010, 11:38:47 PM
Good pics.

Damn, I can see the line of tension running through your jaw and down your neck......



:x
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Doktor Howl

#179
July 15, 2010, 12:38:25 AM
Nigel's hot when she's pissed.

Of course, I have no survival instincts whatsoever.

Molon Lube
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