Die before seeing

[LMNO]

I just came up with a movie I would happily never see, even if I was about to die.


Home Alone.

[BadBeast]

I just came up with a movie I would happily never see, even if I was about to die.


Home Alone.

I share your sentiment. Unfortunately, I've already seen it, and will never, ever get that time back.  

And while I'm here, after seeing Kevin fucking Costners "Waterworld" I would still like to see him demonstrate how well those rubber gills of his really work, under 40 feet of icy water. 

Costner's "Gargles with Halibut" would be more entertaining than "Dances with Wolves" IMO.

[President Television]

I'll watch just about anything, but I don't really ever want to watch Twilight.
Or any of the Saw movies.

I kind of wish I'd never seen Independence Day.

[BadBeast]

"Captain Corelli's Mandolin" was another one I thought of today, so was "The Full Monty", and "Notting Hill" ."Bridges of Madison County",  "On Golden Pond" and Charles Bronson in "Family of Cops".

[President Television]

The problem with making lists like these is that these films are something you never, ever think about.

[Suu]

I'll watch just about anything, but I don't really ever want to watch Twilight.
Or any of the Saw movies.

I kind of wish I'd never seen Independence Day.

I saw both Twilight movies and I'm still standing. Nothing in my life changed.

However, I have no intention of seeing Avatar anytime soon nor do I have any strong desire to do so.

[Doktor Howl]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9CiSiV5p-M&feature=related

Die before seeing.

But you'll click.

Oh, yes.

[Abbess Jade]

Twilight I
Twilight II
Twilight III
Twilight IV

Oh fuck, man. I never want to see any Twilight movie, and I wish I hadn't had read any of the books either. Moments of my life wasted. Then again, what do you expect from vampyres that sparkle?

I regret seeing Skinwalkers,
The newest Alice in Wonderland,
Orphan,
Dracula 2000,
My Best Friend's Girl,
The Crow II,
Trucker,
Street Fighter: Legend of Chun-Li,
Showgirls,
Ben & Arthur,
Troll 2,
and
Batman & Robin (with constant shots of the BatNipples, and the BatAss, and the blatant homosexuality between Batman and Robin. THEY ARE HEROES, NOT BUTTBUDDIES, kthx).

Some I did not see at the movies, 'cause I was a baby when some of them came out. But I saw them eventually. And I regret.

[Doktor Howl]

Batman & Robin (with constant shots of the BatNipples, and the BatAss, and the blatant homosexuality between Batman and Robin. THEY ARE HEROES, NOT BUTTBUDDIES, kthx).

Sez you.

[Abbess Jade]

Batman & Robin (with constant shots of the BatNipples, and the BatAss, and the blatant homosexuality between Batman and Robin. THEY ARE HEROES, NOT BUTTBUDDIES, kthx).

Sez you.

Okay, so they are. But still. BUT STILL.

[Jasper]

Oh, by the way, don't see Dragon Wars.

If I had to choose between spending 90 minutes in that theatre, or twice as long in prison, I would definitely choose prison.

[BadBeast]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9CiSiV5p-M&feature=related

Die before seeing.

But you'll click.

Oh, yes.

I can almost hear your hands rubbing together in glee. I don't know how, but this clip makes me feel a little bit "2 girls one cup" around the edges.

Why? Why would anyone do this? Not you, Dok, her.  Actually, yes, you too! 

 

[Doktor Howl]

I can almost hear your hands rubbing together in glee.
 

How do you do that?  Because I was totally doing that.

[BadBeast]

I can almost hear your hands rubbing together in glee.
 

How do you do that?  Because I was totally doing that.

I seed you with mai laser eyes!

[LMNO]

Hey, what the hell was wrong with Showgirls?  It was campy bitchy gayness with tits.


CAMPY BITCHY GAYNESS WITH TITS!



Eh, maybe it was too gay for your tastes.



LMNO
- Boys, boys, boys.