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Started by BadBeast, May 11, 2010, 05:50:06 AM

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LMNO

#60
May 17, 2010, 01:38:18 PM
I just came up with a movie I would happily never see, even if I was about to die.


Home Alone.

BadBeast

#61
May 17, 2010, 01:49:42 PM Last Edit: May 17, 2010, 01:57:25 PM by BadBeast
Quote from: LMNO on May 17, 2010, 01:38:18 PM
I just came up with a movie I would happily never see, even if I was about to die.


Home Alone.



I share your sentiment. Unfortunately, I've already seen it, and will never, ever get that time back.  

And while I'm here, after seeing Kevin fucking Costners "Waterworld" I would still like to see him demonstrate how well those rubber gills of his really work, under 40 feet of icy water. 

Costner's "Gargles with Halibut" would be more entertaining than "Dances with Wolves" IMO.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

President Television

#62
May 17, 2010, 09:43:46 PM
I'll watch just about anything, but I don't really ever want to watch Twilight.
Or any of the Saw movies.

I kind of wish I'd never seen Independence Day.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

BadBeast

#63
May 17, 2010, 10:42:38 PM
"Captain Corelli's Mandolin" was another one I thought of today, so was "The Full Monty", and "Notting Hill" ."Bridges of Madison County",  "On Golden Pond" and Charles Bronson in "Family of Cops".
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

President Television

#64
May 18, 2010, 02:22:53 AM
The problem with making lists like these is that these films are something you never, ever think about.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Suu

#65
May 18, 2010, 02:24:32 AM
Quote from: CAPTAIN SLACK on May 17, 2010, 09:43:46 PM
I'll watch just about anything, but I don't really ever want to watch Twilight.
Or any of the Saw movies.

I kind of wish I'd never seen Independence Day.

I saw both Twilight movies and I'm still standing. Nothing in my life changed.

However, I have no intention of seeing Avatar anytime soon nor do I have any strong desire to do so.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Doktor Howl

#66
May 18, 2010, 02:27:24 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9CiSiV5p-M&feature=related

Die before seeing.

But you'll click.

Oh, yes.
Molon Lube

Abbess Jade

#67
May 18, 2010, 02:50:53 AM
QuoteTwilight I
Twilight II
Twilight III
Twilight IV

Oh fuck, man. I never want to see any Twilight movie, and I wish I hadn't had read any of the books either. Moments of my life wasted. Then again, what do you expect from vampyres that sparkle?

I regret seeing Skinwalkers,
The newest Alice in Wonderland,
Orphan,
Dracula 2000,
My Best Friend's Girl,
The Crow II,
Trucker,
Street Fighter: Legend of Chun-Li,
Showgirls,
Ben & Arthur,
Troll 2,
and
Batman & Robin (with constant shots of the BatNipples, and the BatAss, and the blatant homosexuality between Batman and Robin. THEY ARE HEROES, NOT BUTTBUDDIES, kthx).

Some I did not see at the movies, 'cause I was a baby when some of them came out. But I saw them eventually. And I regret.

Doktor Howl

#68
May 18, 2010, 02:52:06 AM
Quote from: Abbess Jade on May 18, 2010, 02:50:53 AM

Batman & Robin (with constant shots of the BatNipples, and the BatAss, and the blatant homosexuality between Batman and Robin. THEY ARE HEROES, NOT BUTTBUDDIES, kthx).



Sez you.
Molon Lube

Abbess Jade

#69
May 18, 2010, 02:54:07 AM
Quote
QuoteBatman & Robin (with constant shots of the BatNipples, and the BatAss, and the blatant homosexuality between Batman and Robin. THEY ARE HEROES, NOT BUTTBUDDIES, kthx).

Sez you.

Okay, so they are. But still. BUT STILL.

Jasper

#70
May 18, 2010, 03:38:01 AM
Oh, by the way, don't see Dragon Wars.

If I had to choose between spending 90 minutes in that theatre, or twice as long in prison, I would definitely choose prison.

BadBeast

#71
May 18, 2010, 03:49:10 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 18, 2010, 02:27:24 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9CiSiV5p-M&feature=related

Die before seeing.

But you'll click.

Oh, yes.
I can almost hear your hands rubbing together in glee. I don't know how, but this clip makes me feel a little bit "2 girls one cup" around the edges.

Why? Why would anyone do this? Not you, Dok, her.  Actually, yes, you too! 
:aaaah:
 
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Doktor Howl

#72
May 18, 2010, 04:00:27 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 18, 2010, 03:49:10 AM

I can almost hear your hands rubbing together in glee.
 

How do you do that?  Because I was totally doing that.
Molon Lube

BadBeast

#73
May 18, 2010, 04:35:39 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 18, 2010, 04:00:27 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 18, 2010, 03:49:10 AM

I can almost hear your hands rubbing together in glee.
 

How do you do that?  Because I was totally doing that.

I seed you with mai laser eyes!
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

LMNO

#74
May 18, 2010, 01:01:54 PM
Hey, what the hell was wrong with Showgirls?  It was campy bitchy gayness with tits.


CAMPY BITCHY GAYNESS WITH TITS!



Eh, maybe it was too gay for your tastes.



LMNO
- Boys, boys, boys.
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