Post your "American Moments" here.

[Dysnomia]

books on tape


or


cliffnotes.   

[Jenne]

Is Ok, I need new reading material, and if I dont' finish by Thursday night, I'm not gonna cry.

[Doktor Howl]

Is Ok, I need new reading material, and if I dont' finish by Thursday night, I'm not gonna cry.

Mailing you some tonight.   

Well, at least a page or so.

[Jenne]

Is Ok, I need new reading material, and if I dont' finish by Thursday night, I'm not gonna cry.

Mailing you some tonight.   

Well, at least a page or so.

  Looking forward to it.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'm participating in a "contest" wherein the goal is to eat as much of a non-locally-produced food as I can even if it makes me sick. 

[Doktor Howl]

I'm participating in a "contest" wherein the goal is to eat as much of a non-locally-produced food as I can even if it makes me sick. 

Yeah, that kind of struck me as American.  Especially since there's no payoff other than bragging rights as the biggest glutton.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'm participating in a "contest" wherein the goal is to eat as much of a non-locally-produced food as I can even if it makes me sick. 

Yeah, that kind of struck me as American.  Especially since there's no payoff other than bragging rights as the biggest glutton.

And SCIENCE!

[Iason Ouabache]

The American 'Ethnic' Food Section  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywCX6znxUWQ

[Juana]

While at IHOP last night for pancakes, I had to actually ask for maple syrup.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

While at IHOP last night for pancakes, I had to actually ask for maple syrup.

[Juana]

I neglected to add that everything else on the table - the syrups and shit - were not maple syrup. Maple syrup goes on pancakes, dammit, unless there is real jam to be had. This was like, strawberry, boysenberry, blackberry, and butter pecan flavored corn syrup. At least one of those should be replaces with maple as a matter of course.

[Freeky]

I buy lots of perishable foods (especially fresh fruit and meat) and then don't eat them.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

I buy lots of perishable foods (especially fresh fruit and meat) and then don't eat them.

that makes me wanna punch you in the dick.. that you don't have.
an ex of mine would do the same, or just throw them in the lawn so we couldn't have them.
that is american to the EXTREME.

[Dysnomia]

Target shopping spree this afternoon with my Mommy. 

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Oh here's an American thing

I was given a very small bonus for all of my efforts in training these new hires (9 total) in the form of a gift card. To Target. I will then buy new flip flops. Which I will wear to work, against the dress code, that I will then enforce on my new hires.

AH HA! HA HA HA HA! HA Ha ha ha ha h ahahahahahhaaa. ha.  heh. kill me.