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Started by Doktor Howl, June 17, 2010, 04:47:25 PM

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Dysnomia

#90
June 22, 2010, 08:07:15 PM
books on tape


or


cliffnotes.   :D
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Jenne

#91
June 22, 2010, 08:09:03 PM
Is Ok, I need new reading material, and if I dont' finish by Thursday night, I'm not gonna cry.

Doktor Howl

#92
June 22, 2010, 08:12:49 PM
Quote from: Jenne on June 22, 2010, 08:09:03 PM
Is Ok, I need new reading material, and if I dont' finish by Thursday night, I'm not gonna cry.

Mailing you some tonight.   :lulz:

Well, at least a page or so.
Molon Lube

Jenne

#93
June 22, 2010, 08:13:39 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 22, 2010, 08:12:49 PM
Quote from: Jenne on June 22, 2010, 08:09:03 PM
Is Ok, I need new reading material, and if I dont' finish by Thursday night, I'm not gonna cry.

Mailing you some tonight.   :lulz:

Well, at least a page or so.

:D  Looking forward to it.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#94
June 22, 2010, 10:03:59 PM
I'm participating in a "contest" wherein the goal is to eat as much of a non-locally-produced food as I can even if it makes me sick.  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

#95
June 22, 2010, 10:35:19 PM
Quote from: Nigel on June 22, 2010, 10:03:59 PM
I'm participating in a "contest" wherein the goal is to eat as much of a non-locally-produced food as I can even if it makes me sick.  :lulz:

Yeah, that kind of struck me as American.  Especially since there's no payoff other than bragging rights as the biggest glutton.

:lulz:
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#96
June 22, 2010, 11:01:56 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 22, 2010, 10:35:19 PM
Quote from: Nigel on June 22, 2010, 10:03:59 PM
I'm participating in a "contest" wherein the goal is to eat as much of a non-locally-produced food as I can even if it makes me sick.  :lulz:

Yeah, that kind of struck me as American.  Especially since there's no payoff other than bragging rights as the biggest glutton.

:lulz:

And SCIENCE!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Iason Ouabache

#97
June 24, 2010, 12:11:48 AM
The American 'Ethnic' Food Section  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywCX6znxUWQ

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Juana

#98
June 24, 2010, 03:18:46 AM
While at IHOP last night for pancakes, I had to actually ask for maple syrup.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#99
June 24, 2010, 03:45:14 AM
Quote from: Hover Cat on June 24, 2010, 03:18:46 AM
While at IHOP last night for pancakes, I had to actually ask for maple syrup.

:omg:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Juana

#100
June 24, 2010, 03:53:18 AM
I neglected to add that everything else on the table - the syrups and shit - were not maple syrup. Maple syrup goes on pancakes, dammit, unless there is real jam to be had. This was like, strawberry, boysenberry, blackberry, and butter pecan flavored corn syrup. At least one of those should be replaces with maple as a matter of course.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Freeky

#101
June 24, 2010, 04:29:44 AM
I buy lots of perishable foods (especially fresh fruit and meat) and then don't eat them.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#102
June 24, 2010, 07:03:35 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on June 24, 2010, 04:29:44 AM
I buy lots of perishable foods (especially fresh fruit and meat) and then don't eat them.



that makes me wanna punch you in the dick.. that you don't have.
an ex of mine would do the same, or just throw them in the lawn so we couldn't have them.
that is american to the EXTREME.

Dysnomia

#103
June 24, 2010, 07:07:47 AM
Target shopping spree this afternoon with my Mommy. 
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Sir Squid Diddimus

#104
June 24, 2010, 07:40:32 AM
Oh here's an American thing

I was given a very small bonus for all of my efforts in training these new hires (9 total) in the form of a gift card. To Target. I will then buy new flip flops. Which I will wear to work, against the dress code, that I will then enforce on my new hires.

AH HA! HA HA HA HA! HA Ha ha ha ha h ahahahahahhaaa. ha.  heh. kill me.
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