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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #255 on: April 06, 2011, 05:51:11 am »
I don't really want to know do I?

Read dis fread.  Is epic.

Afraid to. Doesn't want to be tempted to blow my ass out and shit orange for a week.
Once knew a man who shat himself to death eating too much citrus.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #256 on: April 06, 2011, 05:53:18 am »
I don't really want to know do I?

Read dis fread.  Is epic.

Afraid to. Doesn't want to be tempted to blow my ass out and shit orange for a week.

If it is your fate, you will not be able to resist The Call.

I was shown mercy by the gods and did not have to participate during the first trial.

But now the time has come for Nigel to defend her crown.



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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #257 on: April 06, 2011, 06:46:30 am »
I don't really want to know do I?

Read dis fread.  Is epic.

Afraid to. Doesn't want to be tempted to blow my ass out and shit orange for a week.


HOLY FUCKING SHITBALLS, YOU NEED TO READ THIS FUCKING THREAD

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #258 on: April 06, 2011, 06:49:11 am »
I read it a few months ago. It terrified me.
Once knew a man who shat himself to death eating too much citrus.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #259 on: April 06, 2011, 06:52:48 am »
I WILL GIVE MYSELF A FUCKING RUPTURE.  DON'T YOU THINK I WON'T.


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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #260 on: April 06, 2011, 07:45:39 am »
OH MY FUCKING GOD

AS THE REIGNING CHAMPION OF THIS SHIT I AM FUCKING IN

NO ONE TAKES AWAY MY CROWN! NO ONE!


What was your record again?

I think I ate 12 full-size bigass fucking oranges, like honkin' navel motherfuckers, none of those little Valencias.

Yeah, I was fucked up for a few days. I gotta start training NOW if we start Friday. I think I can own this motherfucker.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #261 on: April 06, 2011, 07:49:51 am »
OH MY FUCKING GOD

AS THE REIGNING CHAMPION OF THIS SHIT I AM FUCKING IN

NO ONE TAKES AWAY MY CROWN! NO ONE!


What was your record again?

I think I ate 12 full-size bigass fucking oranges, like honkin' navel motherfuckers, none of those little Valencias.

Yeah, I was fucked up for a few days. I gotta start training NOW if we start Friday. I think I can own this motherfucker.

I'M

            raising this ante to grapefruit
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #262 on: April 06, 2011, 07:51:01 am »
Fuck no, grapefruit are narsty.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #263 on: April 06, 2011, 07:56:19 am »
I love grapefruit

but if you eat too many, IT WILL BURN

Trust me on this one.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #264 on: April 06, 2011, 07:57:22 am »
I love grapefruit

but if you eat too many, IT WILL BURN

Trust me on this one.

MONKEYS

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #265 on: April 06, 2011, 07:58:53 am »
Besides being gross, this is the second annual PD Orange Eating Competitionthing FOR SCIENCE AND LULZ


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« Reply #266 on: April 06, 2011, 07:59:33 am »
Besides being gross, this is the second annual PD Orange Eating Competitionthing FOR SCIENCE AND LULZ



YESSSSSSSSSS
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #267 on: April 06, 2011, 08:03:32 am »
Besides being gross, this is the second annual PD Orange Eating Competitionthing FOR SCIENCE AND LULZ



YESSSSSSSSSS

FUCK YEAH YEARLY SHIT

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #268 on: April 06, 2011, 08:10:17 am »
I like Discordian traditions, even though most of them are dangerous or unhealthy. :)
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #269 on: April 06, 2011, 08:11:33 am »
Or both.  :lol: