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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #285 on: April 06, 2011, 10:20:02 pm »
Valencias are tasty. But yeah, less substantial than Navels. I'd say 1.5 Valencias to 1 navel is a fair conversion rate.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #286 on: April 06, 2011, 11:41:07 pm »
OH SNAP, VALENCIAS ARE IN? WOOT!

If someone does the Fine, youre right, Im clearly a terrible person, Im Satan, Im the worst person alive, I should just die thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #287 on: April 06, 2011, 11:44:31 pm »
I think Navels are more of a December orange, so I might end up with Valencias as well, depending on what they have at the store


which I am putting off going to. Fuck, I hate grocery shopping, and I especially hate it when I have to get soda for my housemate. Using her food stamps. I do it because I'm nice, but there's something fucked up about buying soda with food stamps, it goes directly against my home economist grain.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #288 on: April 06, 2011, 11:53:34 pm »
Getting soda with food stamps is dumb.  At least two bags of oranges is still not as expensive as a 6-pack of Pepsi.
If someone does the Fine, youre right, Im clearly a terrible person, Im Satan, Im the worst person alive, I should just die thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #289 on: April 07, 2011, 01:19:40 am »
Oh fuck... I have another date on Saturday and I'm doing this to myself on Friday. :lulz:

well, it'll only be like the 10th dumbest thing I've ever done


Oh, and they stock oranges in the fridge in the Geoscience building's break room. I can't run out of supply!

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #290 on: April 07, 2011, 09:01:08 am »
Is there a specific type of orange that has to be consumed to count?
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #291 on: April 07, 2011, 09:14:23 am »
I demand photographic evidence this year to keep everyone honest. Or else I'll eat zero oranges and tell you fuckers that I ate 2 dozen.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #292 on: April 07, 2011, 12:09:09 pm »
I was planning on that anyway.
If someone does the Fine, youre right, Im clearly a terrible person, Im Satan, Im the worst person alive, I should just die thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #293 on: April 07, 2011, 03:47:57 pm »
Is there a specific type of orange that has to be consumed to count?

I think we decided that large (Navel) oranges are the baseline, but if you prefer Valencias (small juice oranges) 1.5 oranges counts as one. There are other varieties of orange, but basically a big orange = 1 and a little orange = .75.

No tangerines, no juice, no grapefruits.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #294 on: April 07, 2011, 04:16:23 pm »
So wait. 12 is last year's winnar?

FUCKING TWELVE?

I eat six oranges in an afternoon with the flu on the regular, bitches.

And I do mean regular.

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« Reply #295 on: April 07, 2011, 04:31:03 pm »
You guys are nuts.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #296 on: April 07, 2011, 04:31:21 pm »
AND ONE MORE THING: WHEN I AM FINISHED, I WILL BLOW A MASSIVE FEMBOT JIZZLOAD INTO A 55 GALLON DRUM...AND THE PEOPLE WILL DRINK...AND THEY WILL CALL IT ORANGE JULIUS.

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« Reply #297 on: April 07, 2011, 04:51:53 pm »
AND ONE MORE THING: WHEN I AM FINISHED, I WILL BLOW A MASSIVE FEMBOT JIZZLOAD INTO A 55 GALLON DRUM...AND THE PEOPLE WILL DRINK...AND THEY WILL CALL IT ORANGE JULIUS.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #298 on: April 07, 2011, 04:54:45 pm »
Well, there goes MY job...
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #299 on: April 07, 2011, 05:26:35 pm »
AND ONE MORE THING: WHEN I AM FINISHED, I WILL BLOW A MASSIVE FEMBOT JIZZLOAD INTO A 55 GALLON DRUM...AND THE PEOPLE WILL DRINK...AND THEY WILL CALL IT ORANGE JULIUS.

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