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FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST

Started by Cramulus, June 22, 2010, 02:44:42 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#285
April 06, 2011, 10:20:02 PM
Valencias are tasty. But yeah, less substantial than Navels. I'd say 1.5 Valencias to 1 navel is a fair conversion rate.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Freeky

#286
April 06, 2011, 11:41:07 PM
OH SNAP, VALENCIAS ARE IN? WOOT!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#287
April 06, 2011, 11:44:31 PM
I think Navels are more of a December orange, so I might end up with Valencias as well, depending on what they have at the store


which I am putting off going to. Fuck, I hate grocery shopping, and I especially hate it when I have to get soda for my housemate. Using her food stamps. I do it because I'm nice, but there's something fucked up about buying soda with food stamps, it goes directly against my home economist grain.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Freeky

#288
April 06, 2011, 11:53:34 PM
Getting soda with food stamps is dumb.  At least two bags of oranges is still not as expensive as a 6-pack of Pepsi.

Cainad (dec.)

#289
April 07, 2011, 01:19:40 AM
Oh fuck... I have another date on Saturday and I'm doing this to myself on Friday. :lulz:

well, it'll only be like the 10th dumbest thing I've ever done


Oh, and they stock oranges in the fridge in the Geoscience building's break room. I can't run out of supply!

Da6s

#290
April 07, 2011, 09:01:08 AM
Is there a specific type of orange that has to be consumed to count?
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Iason Ouabache

#291
April 07, 2011, 09:14:23 AM
I demand photographic evidence this year to keep everyone honest. Or else I'll eat zero oranges and tell you fuckers that I ate 2 dozen.
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Freeky

#292
April 07, 2011, 12:09:09 PM
I was planning on that anyway.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#293
April 07, 2011, 03:47:57 PM
Quote from: Da6s on April 07, 2011, 09:01:08 AM
Is there a specific type of orange that has to be consumed to count?

I think we decided that large (Navel) oranges are the baseline, but if you prefer Valencias (small juice oranges) 1.5 oranges counts as one. There are other varieties of orange, but basically a big orange = 1 and a little orange = .75.

No tangerines, no juice, no grapefruits.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

navkat

#294
April 07, 2011, 04:16:23 PM
So wait. 12 is last year's winnar?

FUCKING TWELVE?

I eat six oranges in an afternoon with the flu on the regular, bitches.

And I do mean regular.

Prepare to suck the pithy, orange flesh of my bumpy, orange COCK, you beta-carotene-infused CITRUS CUNT-JUICERS.

The Good Reverend Roger

#295
April 07, 2011, 04:31:03 PM
You guys are nuts.

Freeky, if you do this, you are banished to the tiled section of the house until such time as I am sure that you won't puke/explosive diarhea all over the carpet.
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navkat

#296
April 07, 2011, 04:31:21 PM
AND ONE MORE THING: WHEN I AM FINISHED, I WILL BLOW A MASSIVE FEMBOT JIZZLOAD INTO A 55 GALLON DRUM...AND THE PEOPLE WILL DRINK...AND THEY WILL CALL IT ORANGE JULIUS.

Eater of Clowns

#297
April 07, 2011, 04:51:53 PM
Quote from: navkat on April 07, 2011, 04:31:21 PM
AND ONE MORE THING: WHEN I AM FINISHED, I WILL BLOW A MASSIVE FEMBOT JIZZLOAD INTO A 55 GALLON DRUM...AND THE PEOPLE WILL DRINK...AND THEY WILL CALL IT ORANGE JULIUS.

That is actually impressively disgusting, on a forum that contains Giggles.

Kudos!
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Suu

#298
April 07, 2011, 04:54:45 PM
Well, there goes MY job...
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#299
April 07, 2011, 05:26:35 PM
Quote from: navkat on April 07, 2011, 04:31:21 PM
AND ONE MORE THING: WHEN I AM FINISHED, I WILL BLOW A MASSIVE FEMBOT JIZZLOAD INTO A 55 GALLON DRUM...AND THE PEOPLE WILL DRINK...AND THEY WILL CALL IT ORANGE JULIUS.

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"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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