FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Valencias are tasty. But yeah, less substantial than Navels. I'd say 1.5 Valencias to 1 navel is a fair conversion rate.

[Freeky]

OH SNAP, VALENCIAS ARE IN? WOOT!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I think Navels are more of a December orange, so I might end up with Valencias as well, depending on what they have at the store


which I am putting off going to. Fuck, I hate grocery shopping, and I especially hate it when I have to get soda for my housemate. Using her food stamps. I do it because I'm nice, but there's something fucked up about buying soda with food stamps, it goes directly against my home economist grain.

[Freeky]

Getting soda with food stamps is dumb.  At least two bags of oranges is still not as expensive as a 6-pack of Pepsi.

[Cainad (dec.)]

Oh fuck... I have another date on Saturday and I'm doing this to myself on Friday.

well, it'll only be like the 10th dumbest thing I've ever done


Oh, and they stock oranges in the fridge in the Geoscience building's break room. I can't run out of supply!

[Da6s]

Is there a specific type of orange that has to be consumed to count?

[Iason Ouabache]

I demand photographic evidence this year to keep everyone honest. Or else I'll eat zero oranges and tell you fuckers that I ate 2 dozen.

[Freeky]

I was planning on that anyway.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Is there a specific type of orange that has to be consumed to count?

I think we decided that large (Navel) oranges are the baseline, but if you prefer Valencias (small juice oranges) 1.5 oranges counts as one. There are other varieties of orange, but basically a big orange = 1 and a little orange = .75.

No tangerines, no juice, no grapefruits.

[navkat]

So wait. 12 is last year's winnar?

FUCKING TWELVE?

I eat six oranges in an afternoon with the flu on the regular, bitches.

And I do mean regular.

Prepare to suck the pithy, orange flesh of my bumpy, orange COCK, you beta-carotene-infused CITRUS CUNT-JUICERS.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

You guys are nuts.

Freeky, if you do this, you are banished to the tiled section of the house until such time as I am sure that you won't puke/explosive diarhea all over the carpet.

[navkat]

AND ONE MORE THING: WHEN I AM FINISHED, I WILL BLOW A MASSIVE FEMBOT JIZZLOAD INTO A 55 GALLON DRUM...AND THE PEOPLE WILL DRINK...AND THEY WILL CALL IT ORANGE JULIUS.

[Eater of Clowns]

AND ONE MORE THING: WHEN I AM FINISHED, I WILL BLOW A MASSIVE FEMBOT JIZZLOAD INTO A 55 GALLON DRUM...AND THE PEOPLE WILL DRINK...AND THEY WILL CALL IT ORANGE JULIUS.

That is actually impressively disgusting, on a forum that contains Giggles.

Kudos!

[Suu]

Well, there goes MY job...

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

AND ONE MORE THING: WHEN I AM FINISHED, I WILL BLOW A MASSIVE FEMBOT JIZZLOAD INTO A 55 GALLON DRUM...AND THE PEOPLE WILL DRINK...AND THEY WILL CALL IT ORANGE JULIUS.