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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #540 on: April 09, 2011, 03:23:28 am »
I think that right now, Thurnez is in 2nd with 16 Cara Caras, and Cainad is in 3rd with 15 Navels.

Hell I'm not even in the running even with beating the old record am I.  In that case go for it Nigel.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #541 on: April 09, 2011, 03:25:22 am »
I think that right now, Thurnez is in 2nd with 16 Cara Caras, and Cainad is in 3rd with 15 Navels.

Hell I'm not even in the running even with beating the old record am I.  In that case go for it Nigel.

I don't even know if I can.  :x I haven't heard from Stella whether she's planning on continuing to casually destroy oranges with no noticeable gastric upset.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #542 on: April 09, 2011, 03:26:45 am »
EFO says: "Seriously, I would pity you, but this... this is the stupidest thing ever."
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #543 on: April 09, 2011, 03:30:11 am »
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #544 on: April 09, 2011, 03:31:21 am »
I don't think Stella is a fair contestant.

Her surname is precisely the sound that the human mouth makes when consuming an orange at a frightening speed.

For all we know, it signifies a long line of orange devourers.

I think this is probably likely.

At any rate, anyone who demolishes 18 large oranges before 9 pm, and washes it down with a Budweiser, is probably one of Them.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #545 on: April 09, 2011, 03:33:44 am »
the res had to call the plumber during his evening off..

when he gets here and asks whats wrong Im going to respond, "I ate nothing but oranges all day."
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #546 on: April 09, 2011, 03:36:42 am »
the res had to call the plumber during his evening off..

when he gets here and asks whats wrong Im going to respond, "I ate nothing but oranges all day."

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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #547 on: April 09, 2011, 03:38:06 am »
EFO says: "Seriously, I would pity you, but this... this is the stupidest thing ever."

AHAHAHA -gasp-

the res had to call the plumber during his evening off..

when he gets here and asks whats wrong Im going to respond, "I ate nothing but oranges all day."

HAHAHA

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #548 on: April 09, 2011, 03:54:27 am »
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Fucking

Oranges

Eat my triumphant orange sherbet jizz


Oh my god fuck you all, I still haven't shat


All of these oranges are inside of me you fucks.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #549 on: April 09, 2011, 03:59:16 am »
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #550 on: April 09, 2011, 04:23:10 am »
20

Fucking

Oranges

Eat my triumphant orange sherbet jizz


Oh my god fuck you all, I still haven't shat


All of these oranges are inside of me you fucks.

wow when they come out
that is going to burn
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #551 on: April 09, 2011, 04:24:02 am »
I've been ok so far, though I'm not all bottled up like Cainad.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #552 on: April 09, 2011, 04:35:27 am »
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Fucking

Oranges

Eat my triumphant orange sherbet jizz


Oh my god fuck you all, I still haven't shat


All of these oranges are inside of me you fucks.

wow when they come out
that is going to burn

It's going to be downright explosive.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #553 on: April 09, 2011, 04:35:37 am »
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Fucking

Oranges

Eat my triumphant orange sherbet jizz


Oh my god fuck you all, I still haven't shat


All of these oranges are inside of me you fucks.

OH FUCK YOU

JUST.... FUCK YOU!

In order to beat that I would have to go to the goddamn store AGAIN.

NO. FUCKING. WAY.
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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #554 on: April 09, 2011, 04:37:14 am »
I think Cainad is on Valencias actually.  He said something about them.
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