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Started by Cramulus, June 22, 2010, 02:44:42 PM

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Requia ☣

#540
April 09, 2011, 03:23:28 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 09, 2011, 03:19:25 AM
I think that right now, Thurnez is in 2nd with 16 Cara Caras, and Cainad is in 3rd with 15 Navels.

Hell I'm not even in the running even with beating the old record am I.  In that case go for it Nigel.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#541
April 09, 2011, 03:25:22 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on April 09, 2011, 03:23:28 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 09, 2011, 03:19:25 AM
I think that right now, Thurnez is in 2nd with 16 Cara Caras, and Cainad is in 3rd with 15 Navels.

Hell I'm not even in the running even with beating the old record am I.  In that case go for it Nigel.

I don't even know if I can.  :x I haven't heard from Stella whether she's planning on continuing to casually destroy oranges with no noticeable gastric upset.

THAT WOMAN IS A MONSTER.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#542
April 09, 2011, 03:26:45 AM
EFO says: "Seriously, I would pity you, but this... this is the stupidest thing ever."
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#543
April 09, 2011, 03:30:11 AM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#544
April 09, 2011, 03:31:21 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 09, 2011, 03:21:33 AM
I don't think Stella is a fair contestant.

Her surname is precisely the sound that the human mouth makes when consuming an orange at a frightening speed.

For all we know, it signifies a long line of orange devourers.

I think this is probably likely.

At any rate, anyone who demolishes 18 large oranges before 9 pm, and washes it down with a Budweiser, is probably one of Them.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Thurnez Isa

#545
April 09, 2011, 03:33:44 AM
the res had to call the plumber during his evening off..

when he gets here and asks whats wrong Im going to respond, "I ate nothing but oranges all day."
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Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#546
April 09, 2011, 03:36:42 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on April 09, 2011, 03:33:44 AM
the res had to call the plumber during his evening off..

when he gets here and asks whats wrong Im going to respond, "I ate nothing but oranges all day."

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Eater of Clowns

#547
April 09, 2011, 03:38:06 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 09, 2011, 03:26:45 AM
EFO says: "Seriously, I would pity you, but this... this is the stupidest thing ever."

AHAHAHA -gasp-

Quote from: Thurnez Isa on April 09, 2011, 03:33:44 AM
the res had to call the plumber during his evening off..

when he gets here and asks whats wrong Im going to respond, "I ate nothing but oranges all day."

HAHAHA

HA
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Cainad (dec.)

#548
April 09, 2011, 03:54:27 AM
20

Fucking

Oranges

Eat my triumphant orange sherbet jizz

Oh my god fuck you all, I still haven't shat


All of these oranges are inside of me you fucks.

Suu

#549
April 09, 2011, 03:59:16 AM
I'M 28 YEAR OLD AND DRUN KWHAT IS THIS?
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Thurnez Isa

#550
April 09, 2011, 04:23:10 AM
Quote from: Cainad on April 09, 2011, 03:54:27 AM
20

Fucking

Oranges

Eat my triumphant orange sherbet jizz

Oh my god fuck you all, I still haven't shat


All of these oranges are inside of me you fucks.

wow when they come out
that is going to burn
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Requia ☣

#551
April 09, 2011, 04:24:02 AM
I've been ok so far, though I'm not all bottled up like Cainad.
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Suu

#552
April 09, 2011, 04:35:27 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on April 09, 2011, 04:23:10 AM
Quote from: Cainad on April 09, 2011, 03:54:27 AM
20

Fucking

Oranges

Eat my triumphant orange sherbet jizz

Oh my god fuck you all, I still haven't shat


All of these oranges are inside of me you fucks.

wow when they come out
that is going to burn

It's going to be downright explosive.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#553
April 09, 2011, 04:35:37 AM
Quote from: Cainad on April 09, 2011, 03:54:27 AM
20

Fucking

Oranges

Eat my triumphant orange sherbet jizz

Oh my god fuck you all, I still haven't shat


All of these oranges are inside of me you fucks.

OH FUCK YOU

JUST.... FUCK YOU!

In order to beat that I would have to go to the goddamn store AGAIN.

NO. FUCKING. WAY.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Requia ☣

#554
April 09, 2011, 04:37:14 AM
I think Cainad is on Valencias actually.  He said something about them.
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