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FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST

Started by Cramulus, June 22, 2010, 02:44:42 PM

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Da6s

#555
April 09, 2011, 04:38:35 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on April 09, 2011, 04:37:14 AM
I think Cainad is on Valencias actually.  He said something about them.

the pics he posted were of navels.

big, fucking, 8 lb bag of navels.
We appear to be doomed by our DNA to repeat the same destructive behaviors our forebears have repeated for millenia. If anything our problem solving skills have actually diminished with the advent of technology & our ubiquitous modern conveniences. & yet despite our predisposition towards fear-driven hostility; towards what we anachronistically term primitive behavior another instinct is just as firmly encoded in our make-up. We are capable as our ancestors were of incredible breathtaking acts of kindness. Every hour of every day a man risks his life at a moments notice to save another. Forget for a moment the belligerent benevolent billionaires who grant the unfortunate a crumb of costfree cake. I speak of pure acts of selflessness. A Mother who rushes into the street to save a child from a speeding vehicle. A person who runs into a burning building to reach a family trapped on the upper story. Such actions,such moments,such unconscious selfless decisions,define what it is to be human

Requia ☣

#556
April 09, 2011, 04:41:14 AM
Quote from: Cainad on April 09, 2011, 02:28:54 AM
15 and I still feel great. I got two more valencias in the meantime to replace the rotten one, so I can make it to 18. But Bob dammit now I have to BEAT 18?! Fuck my life.

Or maybe it was just those two.
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Jasper

#557
April 09, 2011, 04:44:58 AM
I only ate eleven.  :cry:  I had this moment when I heard of Stella's 20, and I looked at my 6 remaining, and lost heart.

Thurnez Isa

#558
April 09, 2011, 04:45:20 AM
Ok I figured that since Im out of the competition I would wuss out and have some Tums

My stomach just laughed at me
:sad:
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Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
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navkat

#559
April 09, 2011, 04:50:00 AM
Quote from: Cainad on April 09, 2011, 03:54:27 AM
20

Fucking

Oranges

Eat my triumphant orange sherbet jizz

Oh my god fuck you all, I still haven't shat


All of these oranges are inside of me you fucks.

Wow.

Yeah, I'm stopping now.

Jasper

#560
April 09, 2011, 04:52:03 AM
Quote from: Cainad on April 09, 2011, 03:54:27 AM
20

Fucking

Oranges

Eat my triumphant orange sherbet jizz

Oh my god fuck you all, I still haven't shat


All of these oranges are inside of me you fucks.

You'll never shit again.

Cainad (dec.)

#561
April 09, 2011, 05:08:54 AM
Valencias? Fuck your shit, yeah I ate some valencias to supplement when I ran out of navels.

But just to say "bite me" I gobbled one last one right before midnight.


Hell fucking yes.

Telarus

#562
April 09, 2011, 05:15:57 AM
Holy fucking puckered divine starfish, you people are CRAZY.






:lulz: Nicely done.
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Sir Squid Diddimus

#563
April 09, 2011, 05:55:57 AM
I can't fucking believe you guys.
Where do you muster the strength to PEEL all those bitches?!?

I mean between hangnails, paper cuts and carpel tunnel... I know you cunts share my pain in all those. How can you stand the burning?!?






Thurnez Isa

#564
April 09, 2011, 06:11:01 AM
the burning in my stomach is gone, but the burning in my chest and ass remains
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#565
April 09, 2011, 06:17:40 AM
Lalalalala

I feel a little ill and I wish I could poop, but I'm soldiering on.
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#566
April 09, 2011, 06:20:23 AM
I went back to the store, you guys. This probably isn't a good idea.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Telarus

#567
April 09, 2011, 06:21:04 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on April 09, 2011, 06:11:01 AM
the burning in my stomach is gone, but the burning in my chest and ass remains
Quote from: Nigel on April 09, 2011, 06:17:40 AM
Lalalalala

I feel a little ill and I wish I could poop, but I'm soldiering on.
Quote from: Nigel on April 09, 2011, 06:20:23 AM
I went back to the store, you guys. This probably isn't a good idea.

:x
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Don Coyote

#568
April 09, 2011, 06:21:41 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 09, 2011, 06:20:23 AM
I went back to the store, you guys. This probably isn't a good idea.

Nigel, she makes me feel weird, in the pance that is.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#569
April 09, 2011, 06:29:00 AM
:thanks:

Wish me luck. I'm going to need it.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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