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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST

« Reply #555 on: April 09, 2011, 04:38:35 am »

Quote from: Requia ☣ on April 09, 2011, 04:37:14 am

I think Cainad is on Valencias actually. He said something about them.

the pics he posted were of navels.

big, fucking, 8 lb bag of navels.

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We appear to be doomed by our DNA to repeat the same destructive behaviors our forebears have repeated for millenia. If anything our problem solving skills have actually diminished with the advent of technology & our ubiquitous modern conveniences. & yet despite our predisposition towards fear-driven hostility; towards what we anachronistically term primitive behavior another instinct is just as firmly encoded in our make-up. We are capable as our ancestors were of incredible breathtaking acts of kindness. Every hour of every day a man risks his life at a moments notice to save another. Forget for a moment the belligerent benevolent billionaires who grant the unfortunate a crumb of costfree cake. I speak of pure acts of selflessness. A Mother who rushes into the street to save a child from a speeding vehicle. A person who runs into a burning building to reach a family trapped on the upper story. Such actions,such moments,such unconscious selfless decisions,define what it is to be human

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST

« Reply #556 on: April 09, 2011, 04:41:14 am »

Quote from: Cainad on April 09, 2011, 02:28:54 am

15 and I still feel great. I got two more valencias in the meantime to replace the rotten one, so I can make it to 18. But Bob dammit now I have to BEAT 18?! Fuck my life.

Or maybe it was just those two.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST

« Reply #557 on: April 09, 2011, 04:44:58 am »

I only ate eleven.

I had this moment when I heard of Stella's 20, and I looked at my 6 remaining, and lost heart.

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« Reply #558 on: April 09, 2011, 04:45:20 am »

Ok I figured that since Im out of the competition I would wuss out and have some Tums

My stomach just laughed at me

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST

« Reply #559 on: April 09, 2011, 04:50:00 am »

Quote from: Cainad on April 09, 2011, 03:54:27 am

20

Fucking

Oranges

Eat my triumphant orange sherbet jizz

Oh my god fuck you all, I still haven't shat

All of these oranges are inside of me you fucks.

Wow.

Yeah, I'm stopping now.

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« Reply #560 on: April 09, 2011, 04:52:03 am »

Quote from: Cainad on April 09, 2011, 03:54:27 am

20

Fucking

Oranges

Eat my triumphant orange sherbet jizz

Oh my god fuck you all, I still haven't shat

All of these oranges are inside of me you fucks.

You'll never shit again.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST

« Reply #561 on: April 09, 2011, 05:08:54 am »

Valencias? Fuck your shit, yeah I ate some valencias to supplement when I ran out of navels.

But just to say "bite me" I gobbled one last one right before midnight.

Hell fucking yes.

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« Reply #562 on: April 09, 2011, 05:15:57 am »

Holy fucking puckered divine starfish, you people are CRAZY.

Nicely done.

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« Reply #563 on: April 09, 2011, 05:55:57 am »

I can't fucking believe you guys.
Where do you muster the strength to PEEL all those bitches?!?

I mean between hangnails, paper cuts and carpel tunnel... I know you cunts share my pain in all those. How can you stand the burning?!?

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« Reply #564 on: April 09, 2011, 06:11:01 am »

the burning in my stomach is gone, but the burning in my chest and ass remains

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« Reply #565 on: April 09, 2011, 06:17:40 am »

Lalalalala

I feel a little ill and I wish I could poop, but I'm soldiering on.

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« Reply #566 on: April 09, 2011, 06:20:23 am »

I went back to the store, you guys. This probably isn't a good idea.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST

« Reply #567 on: April 09, 2011, 06:21:04 am »

Quote from: Thurnez Isa on April 09, 2011, 06:11:01 am

the burning in my stomach is gone, but the burning in my chest and ass remains

Quote from: Nigel on April 09, 2011, 06:17:40 am

Lalalalala

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Quote from: Nigel on April 09, 2011, 06:20:23 am

I went back to the store, you guys. This probably isn't a good idea.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST

« Reply #568 on: April 09, 2011, 06:21:41 am »

Quote from: Nigel on April 09, 2011, 06:20:23 am

I went back to the store, you guys. This probably isn't a good idea.

Nigel, she makes me feel weird, in the pance that is.

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« Reply #569 on: April 09, 2011, 06:29:00 am »

Wish me luck. I'm going to need it.

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