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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #555 on: April 09, 2011, 04:38:35 am »
I think Cainad is on Valencias actually.  He said something about them.

the pics he posted were of navels.

big, fucking, 8 lb bag of navels.
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« Reply #556 on: April 09, 2011, 04:41:14 am »
15 and I still feel great. I got two more valencias in the meantime to replace the rotten one, so I can make it to 18. But Bob dammit now I have to BEAT 18?! Fuck my life.

Or maybe it was just those two.
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« Reply #557 on: April 09, 2011, 04:44:58 am »
I only ate eleven.  :cry:  I had this moment when I heard of Stella's 20, and I looked at my 6 remaining, and lost heart.

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« Reply #558 on: April 09, 2011, 04:45:20 am »
Ok I figured that since Im out of the competition I would wuss out and have some Tums

My stomach just laughed at me
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« Reply #559 on: April 09, 2011, 04:50:00 am »
20

Fucking

Oranges

Eat my triumphant orange sherbet jizz


Oh my god fuck you all, I still haven't shat


All of these oranges are inside of me you fucks.

Wow.

Yeah, I'm stopping now.

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« Reply #560 on: April 09, 2011, 04:52:03 am »
20

Fucking

Oranges

Eat my triumphant orange sherbet jizz


Oh my god fuck you all, I still haven't shat


All of these oranges are inside of me you fucks.

You'll never shit again.

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Re: FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST
« Reply #561 on: April 09, 2011, 05:08:54 am »
Valencias? Fuck your shit, yeah I ate some valencias to supplement when I ran out of navels.

But just to say "bite me" I gobbled one last one right before midnight.


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« Reply #562 on: April 09, 2011, 05:15:57 am »
Holy fucking puckered divine starfish, you people are CRAZY.






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« Reply #563 on: April 09, 2011, 05:55:57 am »
I can't fucking believe you guys.
Where do you muster the strength to PEEL all those bitches?!?

I mean between hangnails, paper cuts and carpel tunnel... I know you cunts share my pain in all those. How can you stand the burning?!?







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« Reply #564 on: April 09, 2011, 06:11:01 am »
the burning in my stomach is gone, but the burning in my chest and ass remains
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« Reply #565 on: April 09, 2011, 06:17:40 am »
Lalalalala

I feel a little ill and I wish I could poop, but I'm soldiering on.
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« Reply #566 on: April 09, 2011, 06:20:23 am »
I went back to the store, you guys. This probably isn't a good idea.
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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« Reply #567 on: April 09, 2011, 06:21:04 am »
the burning in my stomach is gone, but the burning in my chest and ass remains
Lalalalala

I feel a little ill and I wish I could poop, but I'm soldiering on.
I went back to the store, you guys. This probably isn't a good idea.

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« Reply #568 on: April 09, 2011, 06:21:41 am »
I went back to the store, you guys. This probably isn't a good idea.

Nigel, she makes me feel weird, in the pance that is.
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« Reply #569 on: April 09, 2011, 06:29:00 am »
:thanks:

Wish me luck. I'm going to need it.
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